Chapter 1: Strange Statues

readx;?307 dormitory lives a group of lewd men, which is the consensus of the students of Dongdong University. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 infoAs the best university in Dongchuan City, which student can be admitted is not an elite who breaks through the single-plank bridge in the midst of thousands of troops? Such a high-quality group, but there are four strange things in the 307 dormitory, which is also an interesting story.

The most well-known anecdote in the 307 dormitory comes from the fact that four people gang up to spy on the female teacher taking a bath, although there is no evidence of this matter, and the female teacher concerned did not express any opinion on this matter, but it is rumored that there are noses and eyes, and more than a dozen versions have been developed, each version seems to be true.

In addition to peeping at the female teacher taking a bath, there was also a bloody story of four men chasing a woman in the 307 dormitory, and others such as ******** girls under their skirts, forcibly touching girls' ****, throwing firecrackers into the women's toilet, etc., all kinds of obscene incidents.

Some people are strange, such an angry group of people, the school doesn't care? The school is really in charge, but every time there is no evidence, it can't be empty, can it be punished for a trumped-up crime? Besides, although these four people have bad conduct, their family backgrounds are still quite good, and one of them is the son of the deputy director of the Dongchuan City Education Bureau.

In fact, as long as the family background is mentioned, everyone can basically understand why the group of uncles in the 307 dormitory are so arrogant, fortunately, except for being obscene, these four guys have no other bad deeds, and people will get used to it over time.

On this night, everyone in dormitory 307 gathered rarely, and there were many four people here. The dormitory boss Ma Wanli, the spiritual leader of 307, and the son of the deputy director of the Education Bureau, is him. The second child, Ding Shaoyuan, has a bad stomach, and many bad ideas come from his hands. The third eldest, Han Yunqiu, is short and short, and his duties are unleashed and evidence is destroyed. The fourth Li Mingxiao, tall and strong, looks like a thug at first glance.

On weekdays, 307 rarely gathers people, everyone is busy like a dog, some spend money a few times, some don't spend money a few days, anyway, there are always people who are absent. Today, it was the boss Ma Wanli who forcibly asked everyone to come back, so they put down what they were doing and came back to get together.

After everyone gathered, Ma Wanli didn't say anything directly, but kept fiddling with a box. The other three were bored, so they began to talk about the mountains. If you want to talk about gatherings between men, the topic is 100% inseparable from women, just as women's gatherings only talk about men, unless men and women are together, they will discuss life, this is the law.

"You know what? The flower of the Department of Foreign Languages, tsk, looks innocent on the surface, but in fact it is extremely debauched! Ding Shaoyuan said with a mysterious face.

These words attracted everyone's interest, and Han Yunqiu said with a smile: "Is the second brother talking about that Helen?" I heard that she is a mixed-race child, and her long legs are wonderful! Second brother, how did you get this news? Have you already done it? ”

Although Ding Shaoyuan has a bad stomach, his appearance is really good, and at first glance, he looks like a sunny boy, which is quite popular with girls. It is not unusual to say that he can win the flower of the foreign language department. Unexpectedly, Ding Shaoyuan pursed his lips and said: "Damn, I went to block it a few times but I didn't get this slut, but I didn't expect the video of her opening a room with someone to come out, and the one who shouted was called a wave!" ”

"The second brother is too late, otherwise you are the one who will open a room with her." Han Yunqiu complimented.

Ding Shaoyuan said triumphantly: "That's nature, and I don't look at who I am." Back then, when I went swimming, my hands and feet were all cramped, and in the end, I pushed myself ashore by throwing my second child wildly. ”

"Hahaha......" Han Yunqiu and Li Mingxiao burst into laughter.

After laughing, Li Mingxiao said innocently: "Second brother, you are not as good as me, once I saw a girl in the girls' dormitory opposite, I called her to come over and play, she said why come over, so I put the second brother in the middle of the two buildings, and she stepped on it." ”

"Poof!" Ding Shaoyuan and Han Yunqiu laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, Han Yunqiu said while laughing: "Fourth, you got into trouble, and you softened after you were done, how did the girl go back?" ”

"Hahaha...... Ahem! ”

Ding Shaoyuan laughed and coughed from a distance, Han Yunqiu and Li Mingxiao hurriedly stepped forward to beat him on the back, and it was easy for him to ease up.

At this time, Ma Wanli, who had been silent, said: "Don't make trouble, I will bring a great benefit to my brothers today!" As long as this thing is done today, women all over the world will be at your disposal in the future! ”

"Boss, tell me, what's going on?"

Ma Wanli took out a black idol from the box he had been tinkering with, he carefully placed it on the table, respectfully pointed to the idol and said, "This is the god of yang spirits, as long as you sincerely worship and pray every day, you can make your wishes come true!" ”

"Shh

The other three suddenly lost interest, and Ding Shaoyuan said dissatisfiedly: "Boss, I thought you really had something good, why did you still do this?" Our brothers are also students of Tokyo University, if this is said, the people of 307 are superstitious, isn't it a joke? ”

"Shh Ma Wanli immediately made a silent gesture, and he said solemnly, "Don't be disrespectful to the gods!" ”

As soon as Ma Wanli finished saying this, Ding Shaoyuan immediately rushed to a bone-chilling cold, and he felt that the strange idol seemed to roll its eyes and was staring at him! At this time, Ding Shaoyuan was frightened inexplicably, and he hurriedly whispered: "Boss, what the hell are you doing?" ”

Ma Wanli put his index finger to his lips to make the three of them quiet, he walked to the door on tiptoe, opened the door and looked outside, then closed the door and locked it, and then walked back and said: "Don't believe it, the god of the yang spirit is extremely powerful, as long as the wish about that thing can be fulfilled!" If you don't believe me, look at me! ”

After finishing speaking, Ma Wanli stretched out his hand and took off his pants, and the other three people involuntarily looked down and were all stunned.

I have been in the same dormitory for two years, and we are like-minded and know each other. Ma Wanli was honored as the boss because of his family background, but to be honest, he was embarrassed by the fact that he was a song, and it could only be described in a song called "I Have a Little Bird". But now it seems that Ma Wanli's crotch is so big, and the soft lying is like this, so what will happen after he gets up?

"Old ...... Boss, what kind of surgery are you doing? Ding Shaoyuan said incoherently.

Ma Wanli frowned and said, "What kind of dog plutony?" I just sincerely bowed down to the god of the sun spirit every day, but it had such an effect in just one week! ”

"Poof! Poof! Poof! ”

Kneeling three times in a row, Ding Shaoyuan, Han Yunqiu, and Li Mingxiao all knelt down, and kept kowtowing to the dark strange statue, chanting words in their mouths, and the hope they said was nothing more than to make their things more spectacular.

--The Anxious Dividing Line――――

Kneel and beg not to report......

Sell R for a monthly pass...... (To be continued.) )