Chapter 16: IQ ......

โ€”โ€”[Zhang Jie's Perspective]โ€”โ€”

"You're here......"

The priest smiled very kindly and said to Zhang Jie, who pushed the door open.

Zhang Jie opened his mouth.

But I can't say anything - I always feel that the script is wrong!

Isn't this guy an impostor priest who only drinks and brags in the original book? I remember that all the hellish holy water was bottled in wine...... How did you suddenly become so stylish!

"Which lady are you the companion of this morning, she bought a holy water from me, and said that someone would come to collect it in the evening, and it should be you."

Then the next moment, the priest's words shattered Zhang Jie's fantasy of 'pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger'.

He was just an ordinary priest.

But at the same time, he was also horrified by which lady the priest was talking about - Zhang Jie knew who the other party was.

Needless to say, the other party's resourcefulness is needless to say, in her previous life, she returned to the main god space intact, and even slept well looking at her appearance!

After returning, he looks full of energy!

Unexpectedly, even this world was laid out by her...... It's just that I didn't encounter it in my previous life.

Zhang Jie narrowed his eyes.

But why did she give it to me instead of using it herself?

"It's me, who is my companion in the morning. I'm really bothering you for keeping you waiting so long. Zhang Jie smiled shyly at the priest.

"It's okay, I'm entrusted."

The priest wouldn't tell Zhang Jie that he had received a large sum of moneyโ€”it was said that if it was completed, it would be sent over tomorrow.

Otherwise, the priest wouldn't have stayed here.

I went to drink early,

Later, Zhang Jie was given a beautifully packaged holy water that was said to have been blessed by the cardinal archbishop himself โ€“ but Zhang Jie suspected that it was just tap water.

But after all, I got my hands on it.

The unexpected success made him feel a little unreal, and at the same time he became more and more interested in the mystery of the tilt, and at the same time his doubts became heavier and heavier.

He had already walked into the other party's layout.

However, until now, he still can't understand the other party's intentions - he doesn't even know where he is or what he is doing!

"Forget it."

Zhang Jie shook his head, put the holy water in his pocket, and then continued to look for foodโ€”that is, to find a house where no one was around, and then sneak in to steal things.

โ€”โ€”[Leaning Perspective]โ€”โ€”

Turn back hours in time, before falling into a deep sleep.

Lying lazily on the bed.

The cats and mice on TV are chasing after me, and the poor picture quality does not affect the good mood.

"Mr. Zhang Jie~ Will it be you who received my gift? I don't know if you're happy with this gift? โ€

Tilt swayed his two little feet, but the corners of his mouth smiled like a little fox.

From the original novel, it can be known that the two veterans definitely died on that bus, and I don't know how many of the newcomers who survived, but Zhang Jie is certain.

If this group of surviving guys, if there is one with a little bit of intelligence, they will know.

The Lord God had given them hints from the beginning.

- Church.

Freddy is a demon, if you want to deal with the devil, it is naturally Christianity, Judaism, Islam and other churches, these guys who take it as their duty to punish adultery and eliminate evil, but they are little experts in curing demons.

Even if the priest in the church is weak, there is always something like a cross or holy water.

When the time comes, the one who falls asleep will sprinkle holy water.

It's actually easy to live for three days, it depends on whether Zhang Jie's brain is flexible or not - and, if they are smarter, they can actually find the police.

Using the Golden Broom and Brother Wolf hijacking the bus as an excuse, they can apply for repatriation or something, whether as robbers or disguised as hostages.

At the very least, they will be sent to a prison institution in a nearby city.

- There is no prison on Elm Street.

When the time comes, if you want to leave Elm Street, isn't it simple and easy? If you are smarter, use a little means, such as Internet propaganda and the like, to make Freddy's affairs known to everyone, and even attract those real priests in the Vatican, it is possible to become a priest at that time!

Even if it doesn't, the whole country will know about Freddy by then, and in the face of so many cute children in the country, that one will go back to take care of you uncles and aunts.

It's a pity that what I don't know is ......

If it weren't for Zhang Jie's rebirth, in his previous life, he would have come to the police as soon as he got off the bus and had a resolute resistance spirit of "resisting and going home strictly for the New Year".

As a result, he could only be interrogated by the police station all the time, and in the end he almost died in the cell of the police station.

If you knew, you would know......

In the original book, Zhang Jie and Zheng Zhe were listed together to soar their IQ offline, but they were not pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, but they really had low IQs!

But having said all this, in fact, the purpose of tilting is very simple - to end this world as soon as possible.

The moment he saw Zhang Jie, he knew that the success rate of his plan had increased.

Although Tilt basically got rid of all possible failures or even points deductions, and even considered the possibility of the main god issuing a mission (but it was not released), but even so, the plan was still flawed.

Three days is too long!

As a super sick and weak girl who may hang up in the next second, let alone three days, it is enough to choke in one day - to be honest, in fact, before entering, he had already made a coffin for himself, just waiting to lie down!

That's why he took so many sleeping pills, and his purpose was to maintain his life by going to the hospital.

From this point of view, Zhang Jie's existence is very necessary.

- He became the captain, and although he ended up being a semi-guide, he actually ended the world early!

And the purpose of pouring out the holy water to Zhang Jie......

Just bring this time a little closer!

But......

"That's for the rest of the story...... I'm really bored now, why am I so idle when it's obviously a reincarnation space? He turned over lazily and began to be in a daze.

Obviously, I was so nervous in the original book......