Chapter 132 The trick of the stupid threesome
Wendy?
Natsu recognized the blonde girl in front of her at a glance.
"Why are you here?"
She slapped the little Lori in black who was like a great enemy, and told her not to be nervous.
"Hehe, is it strange that I'm here? I'm also the student council president, so I'm here to see what's wrong with my lovely students. β
Wendy walked over to her.
"Don't worry, I won't hurt your master."
Looking at Stephanie's wary face, Wendy squinted at her:
"I'm not here to look for you, but to have other things to do."
"You killed those weird monsters in the hall?"
Natsu immediately thought of those shriveled monster corpses.
"They are annoying and won't listen to me...... I had no choice but to kill them. β
Wendy seemed to be saying something very ordinary, and her tone was flat, which was the same as the werewolf princess just now.
Discovering this, Xia felt a little uncomfortable in his heart: Could it be that when their strength reached their kind of Cheng DΓΉ, they would become ruthless and treat life like a mustard?
But thinking that she also killed a wurm and ate the big crab, and the abyss demons were all cooked by her as ingredients, she scratched her head and didn't think about it anymore.
Maybe on this continent, the weak just don't have human rights.
"It's really worthy of Her Royal Highness the princess of Westminster, even touching her head is so cute."
Wendy suddenly stretched out a finger, picked her chin, leaned her face over and whispered:
"You seem to be very close to a lot of girls along the way, and they like you too...... I'd like to take a closer look at this face and why they are so obsessed with you. β
Feel her sweet scent. Xia Dead kept his mouth shut, for fear that he would do something bad.
This is an extremely terrifying powerhouse, although he doesn't seem to have any ill will towards himself. But it's better not to provoke her.
Such silence, indifference and silence returned to Natsu's face. It seems to be difficult to approach, and people can't help but feel a sense of distance.
"Hey, it's this boring look again, it's really boring."
Wendy, who seemed to be expecting something, withdrew her finger with an unhappy look and turned to the perimeter of the platform.
"What do you want to do?"
Seeing that she did not walk towards the pontoon, but towards the cliff, Natsu was taken aback and hurriedly went up to grab her.
"Of course, we kept on our way. I've been waiting for you for a long time. β
Wendy gently pulled her hand away and said:
"I know what you're worried about, but this kind of environment can only trap ordinary people, and it won't do much for me."
As she spoke, she easily levitated from the ground, and stood awe-inspiring in the strong wind:
"You're still worried about yourself...... Speaking of which, I'm leaving now for your own good. β
As she spoke, she glanced back at the main hall, like a small swallow rushing into the sky, and the strong winds that could blow the stones so that they could not fall did not seem to affect her at all. In an instant, it became a white dot.
What the hell is she here for?
Xia touched the position that was provoked by her fingers just now, and felt a little inexplicable.
"Bang!"
The door to the main hall suddenly opened, and a blue shadow burst out from inside. In an instant, it came to her side.
"Deria, why did you come out?"
Seeing the werewolf princess standing there staring in the direction where Wendy had just left, Xia asked her a little weakly.
"I suddenly felt a vampire smell just now, but now it seems to be gone."
Delia suddenly put her chin on her shoulder, bared her fangs, and said:
"Don't worry, I will definitely protect you in that guy's hands, although she seems to be a lot stronger now, but she is not my opponent yet."
"Got it, thank you."
Xia's heart warmed. Touching her furry ears and said.
β¦β¦
"Teammates, you can go first. I promise to guard the rear! β
The magician-pointed mage clasped his shoulders and trembled his legs and said:
"For everyone's safety. My partners and I will do our best to protect our teammates in the back......"
"Don't talk about it, Merlin."
Beside him, a mage looked at him with pity:
"Your leg is about to break off, what kind of tragic hero are you pretending to be there?"
"That's right."
The other mage standing to the right of the two also showed a look of disdain:
"Just now let you, the wind mage, go first, you cried and shouted and hugged the dwarf winter melon next to you and refused to let go, it will really be your turn in a while, I think I have to pee my pants in fright."
"Hey, what is a dwarf winter melon, I'm obviously so burly and strong, much stronger than you three deflated dried beans."
Albert held the shield and said disapprovingly behind the three of them.
Next to him, Sadonan stood silently with a staff in his hand, not interested in engaging in the conversation.
"Stocky and strong? Heh......"
The mage named Merlin pressed the hat that was fastened to the top of his head with a rope and sneered:
"Then Mr. Wintermelon, a burly and sturdy dwarf melon, don't you stay and drag it out with us, and go first by yourself, right?"
"Laugh, joke!"
Ebner shook his legs and said:
"I saw that a few of you deflated beans were too small, so I stayed here to comfort you......"
"I said, a few of you, can you hurry up?"
Xia stood in front and shouted to them impatiently:
"Everyone is already halfway gone, and you guys are still chirping there, what the hell are you doing?"
"Captain, the three of us are studying the principle of this pontoon bridge......"
Merlin replied hurriedly.
"Oh, then you can come back later."
Xia Xin thought it was true, and had a new understanding of this stupid trio in his heart:
It seems that even with a lack of tendons in his head, his passion for magic can still overshadow a qiΔ.
With that in mind, she turned and walked on.
After all, there are no monsters here, they can stay there if they want, and no one will die anyway.
"Hahaha, thank you. The little guy with blue hair. β
Delia had a net pocket over her tail that covered the hair, and she shook the bulging thing in satisfaction. Thank you to Agnes.
"It's nothing, if you like it."
Look at her like a little raccoon's tail. Agnes seemed to be holding back a smile and spread her dark wings and flew to the edge of the cliff.
When passing by the three of them, she turned her head and said coldly:
"Don't let Sister Xia wait for you, hurry up and give me something, what are you rubbing here."
After that, I saw Di Liya walking over with a happy face, holding her arm and chasing after Xia.
"Did you hear what the eldest sister said? Don't hurry up and go! β
Merlin patted the two people next to him and said complainingly.
"Why don't you go!"
The two of them didn't move, and said dissatisfied.
"I'm protecting you from behind......"
Merlin just wanted to continue. Suddenly, his body trembled.
"Haha, you idiot, obviously you can't stand ......"
One of the mages next to him was about to laugh at him, but suddenly his mouth tightened and he looked behind him with horror on his face.
"Hah! You're the one who can't stand still, right, you see your face is green......"
Merlin found an opportunity to fight back, and was about to use his eloquence to spray the opponent's bloody head, when suddenly his feet were unstable and he almost fell to the ground.
"Mommy. What is that? β
Ebner also felt that something was wrong, and turned to look behind him, and at a glance he saw that the dragon statue at the top of the main hall suddenly moved.
"Click!"
The first to make a sound was the dragon's tail. I saw that there were countless cracks on the tip of the tail, which suddenly shattered, and the red giant tail shook off violently and slammed into the ground!
"Roar!!"
Then the dragon's entire body emerged from its rock-like shell, and it let out a roar of rage!
"It's a dragon!!"
I don't know who shouted first.
Several people ran as soon as they landed, rushing towards the narrow path.
"You go first, I'll block it."
Sadonan was the calmest of the bunch, and he looked at the red dragon behind him slowly spreading its wings, and raised his staff.
"No way!"
Merlin suddenly stopped fleeing. Turned around and came to his side:
"You're an arcane mage, you're too weak...... One person can't stop that dragon - Johnson. Hamdo! β
He turned to the two mages who had already scurried to the pontoon and shouted:
"It's time to show off the trick we worked on last time, come back to me! What a run. Don't disgrace my face there......"
"I'm rubbing! Did you run first? β
The two men glanced at each other and walked back scolding:
"Say, what?"
"Hmph, do you still need to ask? I am the leader, and naturally stand in the middle; You two stand on either side, and then we'll unleash a powerful attack to knock it down! β
"Die, why are you the leader? Growing up, I have always been your leader......"
"Fart! Seven years ago, I took a lollipop, and when you saw it, you cried and shouted to call me boss, and then I let you lick it alone, have you both forgotten such a great spirit of sacrifice? β
The three of them quarreled and grabbed a spot in the middle.
"I said, can you wait and make a fuss? That dragon is down! β
With a shield in one hand and a broadsword in the other, Abner said in a trembling voice.
At the beginning, he couldn't stop the flying pounce of the wurm on the edge of the abyss, and the guy in front of him was obviously a real dragon, and he naturally had no bottom in his heart.
I saw that the red dragon slowly climbed down from the top of the main hall, and its body was actually higher than the magnificent hall, just like the kind of huge monster that can destroy a town in the legend, suddenly appeared from the book and ran in front of him.
"Whew-"
Five people on the ground were found, and a hot breath erupted from the nostrils of the red dragon.
Seeing the dragon, which was not much lower than the royal villa, the three of them finally stopped fighting, looked at each other for a while, and suddenly shouted in unison:
"-Run away!!"
The three of them scrambled to the pontoon, for fear of falling behind and being eaten by the dragon.
"Isn't it?"
Alberner looked at the three of them with his mouth wide open:
"What about the tricks you've studied?"
"This dragon has just woken up, and it seems to be moving very slowly, so we'd better hurry up as well."
Sadonan looked at the dragon and said:
"It's a very narrow road. It was unsteady on it, and the wind was strong, and its body was so huge. I can't catch up! β
"Then what are you waiting for, let's go!"
Albert took his shield and sword and ran to the pontoon. I don't know where my legs trembled just now.
"Bang, bang!"
The red dragon's front paws slapped the ground twice, then leaned down slightly, and rushed towards the edge of the cliff!
"Burst Abyss!"
Sadonan pressed the long staff in his hand to the ground, and a dark green vortex appeared in front of him, seeping into the ground.
"Crackling ......"
The ground began to emit a slight popping sound, green sparks rising upwards.
When he had done this, he turned and ran backwards. Soon came to the pontoon.
"Whew!!"
The speed of the red dragon was indeed not very fast, but due to its huge size, it didn't take a few steps to catch up.
At this moment, the ground in front of it suddenly made a loud noise, and countless green sparks began to fly out of the ground like firecrackers, smashing into its eyes with a whistling sound.
"Huh?"
Suddenly encountering a seemingly strong attack, the red dragon was a little puzzled, stopped the momentum, and shrank his head slightly.
After a while, the sparks faded and became much quieter.
Only then did the red dragon realize that he had been fooled. This small trap was not lethal at all, and immediately roared to the sky and rushed to the edge of the cliff!
"Woohoo ......"
Got to the edge of the cliff. It didn't seem to have any scruples, and instead of stepping on the bridge immediately, it stretched out its claws and grabbed at the last of Sadonan.
"Wall of Steel!"
Seeing that Sadonan was in danger, Abner immediately rushed over and blocked the blow with his shield.
"Dwarf winter melon, be careful!"
Because the wind on the pontoon bridge was so strong, Albert was a little unsteady after being hit, and his body shook and fell to the side.
"Grab my staff!"
Merlin didn't bother to press his hat anymore. Lie down on the bridge and stretch out your arms.
Albert threw away his shield and grasped the tip of the staff firmly with one hand. The four people behind him worked together and dragged him up.
"Oops!"
Albernar's body was heavy. The four mages sat back and fell to the ground.
"Keep running!"
Sadonan said in a deep voice, sending out a green light at the red dragon, which flashed right in front of its eyes, and squinted its eyes.
The five of them rushed forward in a row, and soon escaped from the range of the dragon's claw, sitting on the ground and gasping for breath.
"Ahaha, I knew that Uncle Merlin was heroic and invincible! Tremble, boys! I saved you, and don't forget to give me some big gifts on my birthday. β
Merlin stood up from the ground with his hat in his hand and said triumphantly.
"That dragon doesn't seem to be able to make it."
The mage named Hamdo lay on his stomach, looked at the cowering red dragon and said, "It is afraid of the strong wind beyond the cliff!" β
"No, it's afraid of us!"
Johnson shook his clothes with his staff, but there was no dust on them:
"We glorify the trio...... No, the five! Successfully protected the team's retreat and repelled the evil dragon! Our legend will definitely be left on the mainland! β
He suddenly put the staff aside and stretched out his hand:
"Johnson!"
Hamdo, who was next to him, also stretched out his hand and folded it on his arm:
"Hamdo!"
"Merlin!"
Merlin also came over.
"Abner!"
Ebner stretched out his big hand and slapped it on the back of the three people's hands, and Merlin at the top was slapped and took a breath.
"Hey, and you, Arcane Mage! Come on. β
Johnson shouted to Sadonan.
Sadonan sat on the ground and smiled, not intending to get up.
"Forget it, it's good that the mind has arrived."
Merlin coughed dryly and withdrew his hand; Speaking to the other two:
"Let's go, show that vicious reptile our tricks! Let its heart always remember our horrors. β
The three of them walked to the rear, stood in a row with their backs to the red dragon, and bent down.
ββThen they took off their pants together.
"Smack, smack, smack!"
The three palms slapped a few times on the bare buttocks, making a neat rhythm, and the three raised their heads and sang loudly:
"Uncle Sam's Big Apple. Every season has a lot of harvest. His bald head was like the sunset, radiating and blazing...... La-la-la! There are so many birds in the woods, lalala! the scared squeaks of the pests; La-la-la! The rats are running for the apples! La-la-la! Uncle's head was bitten by a rat......"
The three of them were singing proudly, and the dragon behind him lowered his head coldly, and a flame erupted forward with a "whew".
The flame was swayed by the strong wind, and finally turned into a flame more than a meter wide, and licked it on the buttocks of the three people.
"Mom!"
"Oh my God!"
"O grandfather of heaven!"
There was an earth-shattering scream from the pontoon bridge, and the three people fled forward with their buttocks covered. (To be continued) R655