Eighty-three, hello, whoa......

For a whole day, the monkey master pressed Jian Gang in the room and gave her a good knowledge about the parallel universe, which covered a wide range and studied thoroughly, even Ye Fei, who thought she was an honor student, sighed to herself.

"This universe is not as far as we imagined, and the boundary of the world is another world. Because the dimensions want to be the same, although the world's civilizations are not the same, the operation of time is similar, which is called a common rule. However, because of the branching in the selection of time, there will be places where the values in other mirror worlds are unclear and contrary to the common sense we are familiar with, which is called contradictory rules. For example, in some places the water flows backwards, and in some places the density is beyond you think, even a single leaf can weigh hundreds of kilograms. ”

The monkey wears glasses and writes and draws in front of the small blackboard. In the morning, there was only Jiangang alone, and in the afternoon, even the little monkey and Ye Fei sat next to them with their notebooks and listened, but they were relishing, and Jiangang, as the protagonist, was dozing off by all means, and the appearance of supporting his head with his fingers little by little looked very unbeaten.

"When we enter any unknown world, the first thing we need to do is to find out its operating system, energy system and rule system, for example, there is real magic in some worlds, then we must figure out the release principle of magic and the energy operation route, which is absolutely not complicated. In fact, when you take the whole world into parts, it's incredibly simple. ”

Speaking of which, looking at the appearance of the monkey master lecturing with glasses, I am afraid no one would have imagined that he is a tyrannical madman, with his sleeves up to his elbows, meticulous hair, and a serious face, just like the appearance of a young substitute teacher in the seventies and eighties, and it also meets the ultimate standard of many girls' dream boyfriends.

But in fact, Ye Fei had some doubts, she didn't understand why the monkey master would behave so contradictory, his knowledge, knowledge, insight and the appearance he presented were not like the same person could show at all. He was mild-mannered, humorous, and well-informed with his glasses, but when he took them off, he was utterly tyrannical, unreasonable, arrogant, domineering, and lewd.

Here's how to do it.

"Seriously."

A book smashed on Jian Gang's head to wake her up, and then the monkey master turned around and drew a schematic diagram of the structure on the small blackboard: "There is a dimensional wall between the world and the world. What is the dimensional wall? Simply put, it's a wall. If our world is represented by this little dot, then the dots that are densely packed around are other worlds, and outside of this world! Note that what we call beyond the dimensional wall is the world of higher dimensions. The high-dimensional world also has an infinite number of sub-worlds, followed by a wall. Some students may ask, alas? Teacher, what's behind that superlative wall? ”

"Oh, I tell you very clearly, behind that superlative wall are the people who created you. It is God, the true God. That world is the intrusive world, it is the aggregate of all our world consciousnesses, and the worlds in all dimensions are either dead or alive because of its thoughts. But obviously, you can't touch it, I can't touch it, no one can touch it. Unless someone emerges who has the power to break down the last wall, I don't think anyone can do that except to create its ensemble. ”

At this time, the little monkey raised his hand timidly: "Then teacher, what is the reason for that door?" You just said that there is no conflict between worlds. ”

"This is where the question of procedures arises between worlds. Let's use the whole dimension as a whole, it is like a complete processing system, this part is the image processing area, this part is the word processing area, this part is the logic processing area. Each area contains a different processing file, for example, here is the BAT batch file area, here is the EXE executable file area, and here is the DLL dynamic link area. Then when suddenly there is a problem with the files in a certain area, then there will be procedural disorder between the parallel universes of the entire dimension, for example, there is an executable file shortcut connected to the C area in the A area, and you can quickly access the C area through this shortcut in the A area. This shortcut is called the door. ”

Monkey Master was actually the same as them at the beginning, but relatively speaking, his thirst for knowledge and absorption speed were far stronger than Ye Fei and Jiangang, when they were training, Monkey Master was mastering knowledge as much as possible, coupled with the particularity of his brain structure, so his speed of mastering knowledge depends on the difficulty of hundreds to tens of thousands of times that of ordinary people, so he mastered almost all relevant knowledge in a very short time.

"Alright, that's all for today's lesson. and cook. ”

The monkey master took off his glasses, and immediately turned into the savage, undisciplined bastard again, throwing his slippers and sitting on the sofa looking at the ceiling in a daze. In short, no one knows why he is in a daze, but what he loves to do most is to be in a daze.

"Xiaohong, turn on the offline mode at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon."

"Okay. You were so handsome just now, alas. Xiaohong smiled: "This is the ichthyosaurus in the database, you have always been so handsome, maybe even I will fall in love with you." ”

"Do you want to fall in love with? When a **** electric shocker? Less nonsense. The monkey pouted disdainfully: "My current code name is Monkey, not Ichthyosaurus." ”

As soon as the meal was served, the door was opened, and from the outside, a man dressed in black, completely covered by a special mask above the bridge of his nose, entered the room, and from the moment he stepped through the door, an ominous aura filled the room, which made the little monkey with sensitive sense stand on end.

"Yo, you're back?"

"Well, I'm back."

The answer to the monkey was the guy who looked like a tech geek, and there was a gloom in his mouth, but there was more of a living breath in his current gloom than before, and it was no longer lifeless.

"Report to the captain, Zhang Qun will return to the team."

Zhang Qun stood in front of the monkey master, straight and straight. The suppressors on his body made him look like a cold mechanical beauty, although his eyes could no longer directly observe the world, but the powerful sensing force allowed him to feel everything around him more clearly, more than any pair of eyes.

This is very embarrassing, the little monkey is the spirit of words, Zhang Qun specializes in countering the spirit of words, so the little monkey has a natural fear of him, although she knows in her heart that this person will not cause harm to her, but the instinctive avoidance makes her have to shrink behind the monkey master.

"Looks like you've done a good job."

"It's good, I can't take off the suppressor yet, but I can communicate with people normally now." Zhang Qun showed a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying: "But because of the suppressor, my ability rating is only five." ”

"What about after you take it off?" The monkey master looked Zhang Qun up and down with interest: "This mission is enough." ”

"After you take it off." Zhang Qun pressed one hand on his temple, and the powerful directional pulse hit the monkey master.

The monkey master took it stiffly, and then smiled: "After the forced catalysis, it is level eight, and the usual state is level seven." ”

"The teacher said that I have the qualifications to become level ten or even higher, and I am the most gifted person born naturally in this world."

Seeing Zhang Qun smiling happily, the monkey master also laughed: "How is it?" Do you still want to die? ”

"No, it's the first time I've realized that my existence is so meaningful." Zhang Qun sat next to the monkey master and held his hand tightly with both hands: "Thank you." ”

"." The monkey master shook off his big hand: "Get out of the way!" Why don't you get on your knees and propose! ”

was ridiculed by the monkey master, Zhang Qun was embarrassed to withdraw his hand and touched the back of his head: "Teachers are like this." ”

"I'm saying it's an old glass. By the way, I heard that his daughter is super beautiful, and next time I have a chance to fall in love with her. ”

"Huh?"

"Ah, you're a big mother! You're right when you get on her, and you can guarantee that the old glass chrysanthemums can smile thousands of flowers. ”

The people of the ninth squad finally arrived, including the brain-dead Fan Yuqing and his mother-in-law, who were all called by Ye Fei to eat. The little monkey was really shocked, because although she was also a ghost, she had never seen the charm in her home clothes, let alone laugh like a little woman. And she didn't even know that Mei was actually married...... And the person who married was still a mysterious agent who was talking nonsense on the beach that night.

"Little girl, why are you staring at my wife like that?" Yuqing tilted her head and looked at the little monkey: "Although she is beautiful, she is mine." ”

Mei smiled and twisted Yuqing, and then introduced him to him: "Liuli, the ghost medical team." Her ability to penetrate the most unique substances, she never uses anesthesia and is painless. This little girl is a poor child, don't bully her. ”

Poor boy, that's right, a clown who will never grow up, this is already the most cruel thing for a girl, but this matter is an unsolved mystery even in the medical institutions in Tacheng, so ...... Helpless.

"Alright, let's not talk about that." Mei stood up and held up the juice: "I hope the first expedition of the new Ninth Squad will be smooth sailing!" Gentlemen, Wuyun is prosperous! ”

"That's a Japanese word." The monkey master unhurriedly picked up the wine glass: "But seeing that you are a foreigner, I will forgive you." ”

"Yes, yes, it's my fault. Ichthyosaurus-sama is so handsome, everything you say is right. ”

Ichthyosaur! Ichthyosaur!! Ichthyosaur!!!

The little monkey didn't hear anything else in his ears, but he heard the word fish and dragon. When she heard these two words, her mind went blank. She joined the medical team at the age of twelve, and she was already an old man for five years, how could she not know the name of the fish dragon. Star Ninth Squad! Legendary Ninth Squad! This is all the name of the Ichthyosaurus team in the past, and even her ultimate idol Yu is not qualified to enter the Ichthyosaurus team!

Now, this legend is actually sitting next to him? And for all this time, this legend has been changing tricks to make himself happy?

It's not a dream, is it?

Although her body is limited to eleven or twelve years old, her mind is a serious seventeen-year-old girl, and the impact at that time was like picking up a drunk cat at a barbecue stall at night and finally finding out that he was actually the heroine of a Korean drama who was the heir of the 10 billion group.

How can there be a girl who is not good at love, it is the most normal for a girl of this age to chase stars, and the little monkey who has lived in Tacheng since he was a child has three people who worship the most, ghost, charm and ichthyosaurus. You and charm can often be seen, but from the beginning of the rise to the end of the legend, the person has always relied on word of mouth, and no one has ever seen a real person.

"Remember, my current code name is Monkey." The monkey master gave a thumbs up to Chao Mei: "The era of ichthyosaurs has passed. ”

After speaking, he took out a pattern drawn by himself from his pocket, on which was a hideous monkey head with long canine teeth exposed, surrounded by waves as a heraldic background, which seemed to be a little domineering.

"It's the team badge."

"Okay." Mei took the paper: "It's a good coat of arms." ”

That night, after sending away the agent and his wife who were rubbing rice, the monkey master continued to put on his glasses to give the already ******** Jiangang cramming class, and the little monkey seemed a little absent-minded throughout the whole scene, until the end of the course, she stood tremblingly and asked the monkey master the question she had been thinking about all night:

"Are you really an ichthyosaur?"

"Nope." The monkey master patted her head: "You are a little monkey, I am a monkey." It's not an ichthyosaur, the ichthyosaur of the past is dead. ”

The little monkey grinned, then bowed to him, turned and hopped away, leaving a message before leaving: "Please come back." ”

In the afternoon of the next day, all the teams were informed that this time the emergency would be jointly carried out by new personnel from the three departments. They are the ghost crayfish, the raptor gorilla, and the signal flag slug.

When they heard these three code names, the others burst into laughter. They didn't even know who the faces of the three funny code names were, so they immediately classified the mission as a garbage mission, and after a few words, they kept silent.

However, at the same time, the jet plane has brought the monkey and his party to the vicinity of the "gate" in Costa Rica, and a large number of staff have gathered at the scene, and they are using equipment to maintain the stability of the "gate", and have begun to continue to pressurize and expand the singularity.

"The time limit has been replicated in each of your smart assistants, regardless of whether the task is completed or not, once the allotted time is up, you must return. Otherwise, we will probably be locked up forever, and we will no longer be able to open the door in a targeted manner. ”

A senior scientist in the maintenance department solemnly said to the monkey team that was already ready to go, "So, please be as efficient as possible. If you have any other needs, please feel free to mention them. But remind the girl who was pushing the tank that the limit of the singularity is 1,200 kilograms. ”

After Jian Gang listened, he immediately put aside the tank that she had pushed halfway, wiped his hands on his buttocks, and pouted: "Say it earlier." ”

Monkey was dressed in a tracksuit, as if he was not on a mission but going to the gym for a run, and his only weapons of choice were high-strength silk threads used in the rainforest and a microwave oven......

Why a microwave oven?

This question is really ...... I really have to ask him personally, including You, I don't understand why he would bring a micro! Wave! Furnace!

"All right, old man." The monkey master looked at the singularity, which was only about one meter eight in height and forty centimeters in height: "Let's start." ”――

Ah, I won't divide the chapters today, it's okay to be two in one...... Don't say anything about no double changes, two in one! Do you understand 2-in-1!! Pay attention to the book review, who asks "Chapter 2" again, go directly to poke him in the eye!