Chapter 1: The Assassin Who Assassinated Dong Zhuo
"Hold the grass, you are sick. I'm not an actor. Wow, this is a real knife! Su Jing was almost dizzy, and he came to Hengdian to travel, but he was actually caught by a group of neurotic actors and taken to the execution ground, ready to be executed.
Now, Su Jing still doesn't know, what the hell is going on?
"Big brother, stop acting, okay? And big brother, can you hold the knife in your hand steadily! Su Jing was really afraid that the knife in the hand of the big man would fall and cut off his neck.
The big man didn't pay attention to him, but the condemned prisoner on the side spoke: "Brother, why is the husband afraid of life and death? A person like you who is greedy for life and afraid of death is also worthy of being a Hanchen! ”
"Uh......" Su Jing looked at the kid who spoke and said, "Your kid's acting skills are too good." ”
"What acting?" The condemned prisoner was puzzled, muttered, and then lowered his head and said no more.
At this time, Su Jing was shocked, because he didn't find the director, and there was no crew member, "What's special, it's a little abnormal!" Anyway, there should be one or two pieces of modern equipment. ”
"Could it be...... Crossed? Su Jing trembled, felt a chill down his back, shivered all over, and said, "You won't be so lucky, cross over, right?" ”
"What a stroke of luck that must be! As soon as you cross, you're about to be decided! Su Jing's face showed a look of panic and worry.
Now I feel more and more like I've crossed over!
"Sangkoku-sama has arrived~!" Suddenly, a loud voice came.
"Sangkook!?" Su Jing looked up, and a bloated guy walked up to the prison beheading platform surrounded by everyone.
Su Jing trembled again, and said in his heart: "Xiangguo...... Hanchen ...... Could it be that I have come to the Three Kingdoms period in Chinese history? ”
But at this moment, Su Jing heard a group of officials again, and they visited one after another, and called: "I've seen Dong Xiangguo......"
Dong Zhuo walked up to the prison beheading platform, swept over the hundred officials with a pair of copper bell eyes, his face was cold, and said: "Today, the Prime Minister came to supervise and behead this group of Han thieves, do you have any opinions?" ”
"We don't dare to have an opinion!" The ministers bowed their heads one after another, not daring to oppose Dong Zhuo's killing of this group of loyal ministers and righteous soldiers.
Dong Zhuo laughed loudly, and his voice was fierce: "Hahaha, come on, cut off the heads of this group of chaotic ministers and thieves...... Let this group of rebellious ministers and thieves who dare to assassinate me, Dong Zhuo, and those who intend to subvert the Han family, die without a corpse! ”
"Nima, this is too ruthless." Su Jing was frightened, this is absolutely true.
Burst!
With a knife down, several heads fell to the ground.
"Wow......" Su Jing felt the world spin and twisted his neck, but fortunately, his neck was still there.
At this moment, Su Jing shouted: "Dong Xiangguo is wronged." Dong Xiangguo's loyalty to the Han family can be seen by the sun and the moon, but his loyalty to the Han family is also like Dong Xiangguo. ”
Nima, Su Jing can only fight.
First of all, I came to the Three Kingdoms era inexplicably, and secondly, I was about to be beheaded, and now if I don't shout, I really want to be beheaded, wouldn't it be unjustly killed.
Until now, Su Jing has not figured out how he came to Hengdian to travel by himself, why did he cross over?
"Ah, it's over......" When Su Jing was shouting for mercy, he saw the big knife falling, closed his eyes, and began to wait for death.
But after waiting for a long time, I didn't feel the pain of separating my neck from my body, "Well, aren't you dead?" ”
Su Jing opened his eyes and suddenly felt that the world was bright, he was not dead, but there was an extra handsome guy in front of him, holding Fang Tian's halberd......
Gollum ......
Su Jing spat and said in his heart: "This can't be Lu Bu, right?" ”
"Hmph, get up and ......" Lu Bu snorted coldly, and lifted the thief who dared to assassinate his father-in-law.
"Ah......h
Touch......
"Mom, it hurts your dad and me to death!" Su Jing screamed and shouted.
"Hmm!" Dong Zhuo snorted, staring at him.
"Nima, if you leak your mouth, Dong Zhuo won't kill people again." Lin Yang's heart was shocked, and he tried to stay calm.
Dong Zhuo opened his mouth and said: "You assassin, you shouted grievances before, but this Xiangguo wants to ask you, what are your grievances?" ”
Before, Dong Zhuo ordered people to interrogate this group of assassins, but no one was willing to betray the mastermind behind the scenes, and now someone is crying out for injustice, that is, those who are greedy for life and afraid of death.
It just so happens that the other party can confess who is the main messenger behind the scenes.
Su Jing saw that he didn't have to die for the time being, and he was sure in his heart, facing Dong Zhuo, neither humble nor arrogant, and said: "Xiangguo Mingjian, I just want to use a poem to express my loyalty to the Han family!" ”
"Hmm!" Dong Zhuo glared at each other again, staring at the other party.
All the courtiers of the Han family also looked at the assassin who was captured by Dong Zhuo.
Su Jing was not in a hurry, shook his head and chanted poetry, and said: "Who has not died in life since ancient times, and left Dan to take care of his sweat!" ”
"Since ancient times, no one has died, leaving Dan to take care of the sweat and ......," Dong Zhuo Nanan muttered, seeing the eyes of the assassin in front of him change.
An old man got up from the front of the food table, stroked his beard, nodded in appreciation, and said, "Well, no one has died in life since ancient times, leaving Dan to take care of his sweat!" What a poem! Not only does it allegorically show loyalty to the Han Dynasty, but it is also ingenious and forms a new poetic genre ......"
"Who is this old man?" Su Jing looked at the old man in an official robe and thought to himself.
At this time, Dong Zhuo looked at the old man and said, "General Zuo Zhonglang, do you also think this half of the poem is good?" ”
"Exactly, Lord Xiangguo!" Zuo Zhonglang will Cai Yong, salute from afar, and say.
"Well, in that case, put this person in prison for trial first!" Dong Zhuo said.
Lu Bu glanced at the guards, followed by the two guards and grabbed Su Jing's arm and took Su Jing off.
Among the hundreds of officials, some Hanchen hated Su Jing as an assassin who was greedy for life and afraid of death, and was ready to send someone to kill Su Jing in prison.
Among the people who want Su Jingming, there are Wang Yun and Cao Cao.
Su Jing was imprisoned in the stinking ancient prison, where the stench was stinking and the sound of ghosts crying wolves was constant.
"Wronged, wronged......"
Su Jing listened to the shouting of grievances, covered his ears, and was about to be tortured to death, a person called every day should not be called the earth and the earth was not spiritual, and he thought hard about how he came to the Three Kingdoms era?
"Well, let me think about it...... I first came to Hengdian for a tour, then took a photo and changed into a set of ancient costumes, and then I was hit by someone, and then I was caught by a group of soldiers and taken to the execution ground! But there was no warning for this crossing. Wait, as if I heard a strange sound and thought it was an auditory hallucination......"
"It seems like what the list ......"
But at this moment, Su Jing's expression was stunned, and the voice appeared in his mind again: "Ding, the time and space travel list is officially activated......"
"List World: Three Kingdoms Era!"
"Shuttle Mission: Collect Dong Zhuo's Inner Library!"
"Reward: An Invisibility Talisman!"
"This ......" Su Jing was stunned, it turned out that there was really a voice in his head, it seemed that he was still the golden finger of the system flow, he didn't read the system text less, he was firm and affirmed, he was recognized by the system.
"Wait, collect Dong Zhuo's inner library...... Can this also be a task? Su Jing's forehead was lined with black lines, and he felt that the system was unreliable.
At this time, the system prompts: "Ding, display the host basic information in the ......"
"Host: Su Jing
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Species: Earthlings
Ability: None
Martial arts: None
Immortal Law: None
Magic: None
Vindictive: None
Bloodline: Yanhuang bloodline
Props: A mobile phone
Storage space: one cubic meter"
"Ding, reminder, the host can return to the real world at any time!"
In an instant, Su Jing was inexplicably surprised, and almost cried with joy, it turned out that he could return to the real world he was in at any time!
"Return, return!" Su Jing no longer wanted to stay in this smelly environment and suffered a lot.
Airplanes!
Su Jing instantly felt that he was pulled back to the real world by an invisible force, and when he saw it, everything was as it was, and the tourists around him walked back and forth.
At this time, Su Jing only felt that everything before was like a dream.
Then, a system prompt sounded in Su Jing's mind: "Ding, task reminder...... Collect Dong Zhuo Neiku! Duration: 3 days! ”
"Mission Failure: Cut Off Your Offspring!"
"Mom sells batches!" Su Jing burst into foul language, this system is so ruthless, he actually wants to make him cut off his children and grandchildren!
Instantly, Su Jing's whole body trembled again, and he said in his heart: "It seems that I still have to go back to the Three Kingdoms era to complete the so-called task of collecting Dong Zhuo's inner library in the system!" But before I do that, I've got to calm down! ”
"Hmm......" Suddenly, Su Jing felt that the tourists around him were looking at him, and seeing that the tourists were covering their noses and keeping a distance from him, he knew that he was covered with the stench of the cell, "Gross!" ”
Su Jing almost threw up himself!
Under the strange eyes of a group of tourists, Su Jing left in embarrassment.
Back at the booked hotel, Su Jing took a hot bath, lay down on the bed, and began to think about entering the "Three Kingdoms Era" to collect Dong Zhuo**.
Although I feel that this task is very sassy, there is no way, and if I can't complete the task, I will cut off my children and grandchildren. However, the rewards of the quest are quite tempting, and you can get invisibility charms.
But what do you need an invisibility charm for?
While eating a hamburger, Su Jing stared at the information about the history of the Three Kingdoms that was searched on the computer screen, and muttered: "Dong Zhuo coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes, he is so arrogant!" Well, Cao Cao could, and he stabbed Dong Zhuo, but he failed! ”
"By the way, I've also seen Lu Bu before, so what about Diao Chan?" Su Jing couldn't help but think of Diao Chan in the Three Kingdoms Era, and then thought about it again, and said, "Yes, since I entered the Three Kingdoms Era, do I have any connection with the real world?" ”
"Ding, the host has entered the Three Kingdoms Era, and the real world belongs to two different space-time worlds!" The system prompts.
"Well, this system, so easy to use! It's just a matter of answering all questions. Su Jing thought about it and asked, "System, why did you choose me to be the host of the time-travel list?" ”
"Ding, no comment!" The system prompts.
"Uh......" Su Jing was speechless.
At this time, Su Jing's mobile phone rang, and when he picked up the phone and looked at the caller ID, Su Jing's brows furrowed, and he connected the phone, and the voice of the company's boss, Manager Liao, came from the opposite side: "Xiao Su, after a meeting with the company's senior management, it is wrong for you to beat someone!" So, you don't have to come to work anymore. ”