Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills!

Tang Jian's acting skills are just like his heart disease, they are all innate.

Therefore, he pretended to faint from a heart attack, but he frightened the man who was about to teach him how to behave.

"Quick! Dial 120! ”

The uncle who was holding Mu Ha hurriedly shouted, if someone died, it would be difficult for them to live here in the future, let alone walk the dog in this playground.

Especially these elderly middle-aged and elderly people, they are more superstitious in their bones, and they are very taboo about such things as dead people.

"There is no medical study! Somebody here has a heart attack! A young woman shouted.

At this time, Erha shifted his attention from the mother to Tang Jianjian, and it suddenly walked back and patted Tang Jian's face with its front legs, wanting to confirm whether Tang Jian was asleep or fainted?

"Nima's Erha! This is deliberately revenge on me, isn't it? ”

Tang Jian secretly cursed in his heart, he had just fallen down and pretended to be dead, and Erha actually ran over and patted his face with one paw at a time, as if he usually slapped Erha in the face and taught Erha a lesson.

After slapping Tang Jian's face a few times, Erha habitually turned around again......

it!

Erha, what are you really doing?

Dare to on Lao Tzu's face, Lao Tzu will definitely stew you tonight!

It's too late, it's too soon!

Erha just turned around, and immediately used the chrysanthemum to aim at Tang Jian's face and farted, and after the release, it turned around and observed it with a serious face, to see if Tang Jian reacted.

Your uncle's Erha!

Tang Jian held his breath, but he was also secretly glad that Erha just let out a fart. Otherwise, if you pull on his face, then he won't be able to put it down! When the time comes, not only will you lose face, but you may also be taught a lesson by that guy in public!

found that Tang Jian still hadn't woken up, Erha immediately screamed "woo-woo", it was a little anxious, if it was at home, it would run to take a picture of the emergency phone button, but what should I do outside?

No one taught it during training!

"Ahem!"

Tang Jian couldn't hold it back, he needed to breathe air, but the smell of Erha's fart made him almost vomit his lunch.

"Awake? This dog is too powerful! ”

People were stunned, they couldn't imagine that this Erha would actually give first aid! However, this first aid method is also too "fresh" and refined!

"You...... You're in trouble......"

Tang Jian had no choice but to point at the man who wanted to beat him up with trembling hands, and then pretended to be dead and fainted.

This Nima is touching porcelain, right?

The man was a little panicked, if this guy really had a heart attack, he would definitely be responsible at that time. And these nearby neighbors all saw it, and it was he who came over angrily and looked like he was going to beat someone, which scared Tang Jian into having a "heart attack".

"Wang !!"

Following the direction of Tang Jian's finger, Erha suddenly glared at the man, and said in his heart: "Shovel, you can die in peace!" Benha will avenge you, this guy killed you, right? ”

Suddenly, Erha opened his mouth and pounced on the man, followed by a burst of screaming and angry dog barking!

"Lying ...... it! ”

Tang Jian squinted and peeked, and found that the man was bitten by Erha, and then climbed onto the horizontal bar next to him as if fleeing for his life!

"Awesome my Erha!" Tang Jian struggled to get up, and then picked up the heart-saving pill next to him.

As the saying goes, to do a play is to do a full set. Tang Jian naturally couldn't be seen by others that he was acting, so he still clutched his chest in pain and walked towards Erha with difficulty.

"Wang!" You come down! Benha will spare you with one more bite!

Erha jumped around, but the horizontal bar was too high, and the other party couldn't bite it when he was lying on it.

"II...... Erha! If you have something to say, why bite someone? ”

Tang Jian said in a weak tone, and then looked at the frightened man lying on the horizontal bar, secretly happy in his heart, I couldn't wait to pick up Erha and let Erha take a few more bites!

"My dog bites you, and I will compensate you according to the law. In the same way, if you intimidate me into having a heart attack, I will also find a lawyer to prosecute! Neighbors, you are all eyewitnesses, and I hope you can testify on my behalf when the time comes. ”

Tang Jian's weak and handsome appearance earned enough sympathy points, he took Erha and left slowly, and then said in a loud voice: "I didn't bite this leg just now, right?" I'll buy you a few Orleans chicken drumsticks later! ”

"!"

Rage +325......

The man came down from the horizontal bar, and the surrounding neighbors were relieved, and they were also startled when Erha went crazy just now, especially Erha looked a little similar to a wolf, which started to soar, and it was really ferocious!

"Let's go!"

Tang Jian dragged Erha hard, if he was rushed over by the man's relatives and friends, he wouldn't know if it would work if he pretended to be dead at that time!

Erha whined, looking at the mother with a blank eye, and finally was dragged and kicked by Tang Jian before he was willing to leave obediently.

This time he completely offended that guy, Tang Jian didn't worry too much, anyway, the house would be transferred to the real estate company in two days, and he didn't believe that he would be as unlucky as he was just now in the next two days!

After printing the contract and sending it out, Tang Jian opened the map on his mobile phone and looked for it, there was really an Orleans roast chicken restaurant nearby. It's a long walk, and as suggested on the map, it's only two stops away from the bus, and it doesn't take a few minutes.

Thinking about himself as a big person, the bus has not been taken yet, Tang Jian's heart is inexplicably a little expectant, he walked to the bus stop in front of it and looked at it, it just so happened that this stop has the bus number marked on the map.

Looking forward to the left, the bus that I was waiting for finally arrived, but as soon as I got on the bus and finished throwing money, the driver suddenly shouted: "Dogs can't get on the bus!" ”

Why did I invest all the money, and you told me that dogs can't get in the car?

"Why can't the dog get in the car, and I can't hold it?"

As soon as Tang Jian finished speaking, the driver immediately said irritably: "If you can't get on, you can't get on!" Get out of the car! ”

"Then you pay me back two dollars!" Tang Jian said unhappily, the first time he took the bus, he encountered this kind of, and his good mood was ruined.

The driver was a man in his thirties and forties, and he was also unhappy to take out two yuan from his breast pocket and throw it at Tang Jian's feet, putting on an ugly face called Hanako.

Originally, Tang Jian didn't want to do anything, he really didn't know that dogs couldn't be brought on the bus. If the driver explained the situation in a good voice, he would definitely take Erha out of the car obediently.

But he couldn't bear the driver's attitude!

Why did you throw the two dollars here to insult me or the renminbi?

"I tell you! You're in big trouble! ”

Tang Jian was angry, and saw him take out a bottle of heart-saving pills from his pocket with trembling hands......