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The sun is shining and the breeze is smoky.

There are more than a dozen big pockets around him, which are filled with tobacco, alcohol and sugar, the wine is the best liquor, a thousand dollars a bottle, and the cigarette is also the top product that can be seen on the market, although it is not a problem to take it away, after all, after the integration of psionic people into society, although such people are not common, they are definitely not phoenixes, but the monkey always thinks that ordinary people should be like ordinary people, such as chartering a car.

"I never thought that one day I would be in a tricycle and being pulled around like an animal."

Zhang Qun complained that he had been surrounded by a mountain of wedding supplies, but the monkey master didn't care to eat a bag of candy made from the syrup extracted from a herbivore insect called Tirirk.

The sweetness of this candy is not high, the energy is only one-thirtieth of ordinary cane sugar, but when eaten in the mouth, there will be a very special 'flower' wood flavor, much more expensive than honey, but definitely not a luxury ranks, this is the most exported candy in the wizarding world, and it is also the most popular health food in the past two years.

To his left was a pile of dried fruits, dried meat, and a thick stack of red envelopes, and the sun shone red everywhere, festive, as long as you were not blind, you knew that one of the two people on the tricycle must be a young man who was about to get married.

After the things were bought, a room full of people began to get busy, although some of them were a little resentful, but most of them still started their own work very consciously, and the most resentful was probably Tana 'Female' Empress.

She sat there and cried with Dai Wei for a while, before she opened the portal door angrily and ran back to her mansion, and Dai Wei, who was full of helplessness, just sighed softly, but I don't know when Jian Gang came to Dai Wei with a cheap smile: "Don't worry, I will arrange you all." ”

Dai Wei was stunned: "What? ”

And before she finished speaking, she was picked up from behind by the monkey master who had just packed the candy into bags: "I'm going to make an appointment with you now for three chapters, first, don't do such stupid things." The second is to force anyone. Third, don't base your happiness on my pain. ”

"Let go, let go!" Jian Gang turned around and kicked Thomas in the stomach of the monkey master, and landed firmly on the ground with the help of the recoil force: "What kind of tone are you?" I just ask you, what is the tone of this voice? ”

"Questions?" The monkey master frowned.

Jian Gang sneered and slammed the marriage certificate on the table: "You still think you are the captain?" Open your dog's eyes and see who is the head of the family! On your knees! ”

Dai Wei raised his head to look at Jian Gang, covered his mouth and chuckled: "I see that you have itchy skin." ”

Sure enough, the monkey master didn't say a word and directly picked up Jiangang again, according to her ass is a set of quick combos, although Jiangang's rough skin 'meat' is thick and very durable, but she can't bear the monkey's slap, after 'pumping', she can't do anything except hold her ass and roll on the sofa and wail.

"I'm sorry." Master Monkey apologized to Dai Weiqi for his strange feelings.

And Dai Wei just shook his head slightly: "I'm already very satisfied, and there are some things that can't be forced." ”

"What is reluctant, in terms of time together, except for the tassel, it is you, and you are polite to him." Jian Gang got up from the sofa with his buttocks covered and pointed at the monkey master: "Why do you think I worked so hard to transform these old ladies?" ”

"What are you making a fuss about?" The monkey master frowned: "Why are you unreasonable?" ”

"Actually, you don't need to say it, do you? When they're getting old, you're going to have some big pervert restore them, right? Jian Gang hugged his arms and looked at the monkey master with a mocking face: "Is there anyone in this world who knows you better than me?" To tell the truth, we are really not suitable for marriage, why don't we worship each other, I recognize you as a big brother, you treat me as a little brother, if you are interested, you can make an appointment, if you are not interested, you can drink a little wine together, this is life. ”

Jian Gang spread out his hands: "In the past two days, I have thought very clearly, which girl around you is more suitable than me to be a wife, and I am suitable to follow you as a little follower." ”

"Are you serious?" The monkey master was stunned for a moment, and looked back at the pile of happy candy: "I'm afraid the reader won't agree." ”

"Oh...... By the way, I forgot that you're about to break the fourth wall, but that's okay, even in our own work, you can do whatever you want. Okay, just like this, I will follow you for the rest of my life, and I will always be your right and left hand. ”

The monkey master lit a cigarette and sat on the sofa without saying a word, he suddenly couldn't understand Jian Gang, I don't know why she went crazy, I had said it before, but now this temporary hexagram is a bit mysterious.

"You come with Lao Tzu." Zhang Qun grabbed Jiangang's head with his elbow and dragged her into the next room.

And Dai Wei sat in front of the monkey master and handed over a cup of tea very gently: "In fact, from the perspective of a 'woman', Jian Gang is actually afraid of losing you." ”

"How so?"

"If that's the way it is, of course not." Dai smiled: "But once a family is formed, the positioning of those two people will change, and I can't say the specifics, but I can feel that she is actually very uncomfortable." ”

"I don't think it's necessary."

"It's really hard to understand from a man's point of view, but as a 'woman' I can still understand her."

"'Female' ......"

"I'll give you a little advice." Dai Wei covered his mouth and chuckled twice: "After a man is over thirty years old, don't say words like 'female' and 'female' child in his mouth, otherwise it will give people a greasy feeling, and try it with 'female' and 'sex'." Young 'female' 'sex', mature 'female' 'sex', this will look much better. ”

"Okay...... But now is not the time to discuss this, I'm really confused. ”

"Well, that's right." Dai Wei pondered for a moment: "You have been protecting her, she knows this better than anyone else, and you know each other the earliest, I think she cares more about the tacit understanding with you than marriage, she doesn't want to destroy this tacit understanding." ”

"But it's not going to be ruined at all."

"The uncertain future, the 'female' person is usually a feeling creature of the moment, they only care about the feeling of the present, and they don't have much vision for the future, and now you are about to end a relationship that makes her feel good and start an unknown relationship journey, which makes her feel uneasy, and she is very stubborn, so she will try her best to stop you." Dai smiled and became serious: "Respecting her is the best choice, she doesn't really care who marries you, she cares about you." ”

The monkey man leaned back on the sofa and sighed: "I actually don't know anything about this, what should I do?" ”

"I can't make up my mind, my relationship with you is only tied to Bubu, and any ideas I come up with will have unforeseen problems." Dai Wei smiled politely and embarrassedly: "You might blame me at that time." ”

"Hey." The monkey master 'rubbed' his face vigorously: "Although I have no experience in many things, you are obviously insulting my IQ, don't you just want to change your 'trick' and let me tell you in person, in fact, you have a very important weight in me, you 'woman'...... Are mature 'women' and 'sex' so 'fancy'? ”

"It's you who are too upright...... Dai Wei's face flushed slightly: "Can you put it mildly?" ”

"Okay, okay." Master Monkey waved his hand: "Your opinion is very important to me, I need your advice." ”

Dai Wei coughed a little embarrassedly: "I think you can take a break for a while and give Jiangang a little time to adapt, anyway, your time is very long." ”

"Don't 'show' this expression, you still don't know that Jiangang has transformed you? She lowered your head, and if nothing else, you will live with the sky. ”

"And what if something happens?"

"I will resurrect you." Master Monkey stretched out his hands: "It's as simple as that, I'm a very selfish person, I haven't died, don't even think about dying if I don't die." I'm going to die, and I'm going to have to make you die. ”

"Time will dilute everything, and no one will suffer for another person for how long."

Dai shook his head slightly, and the hair that had been regrown was thrown on the monkey master's face, tickling.

But despite that, Dai Wei knows the true thoughts of the monkey master, whether he is alive or dead, he hopes that the people around him will continue to live in peace, although he really can't say soft words, but as long as those who are familiar with him know that this guy's heart is a soft mess.

"You mean I'm following her thoughts now? Then what am I going to get married, how good it is to continue like this. ”

"But don't you know that people like you are too easy to attract the opposite 'sex', and Jiangang is not at ease."

"Then she ......"

"Don't think about a 'female' or 'sexual' mindset, you'll go crazy."

"Let's change the angle, then." The monkey master pointed to himself: "Where did you get the basis for me, a virtuous person like me is easy to attract the opposite 'sex'. ”

"As long as you stand behind you, you will become very secure anytime and anywhere."

Dai Wei is not a mouthful, this monkey master is not aware, but as long as he has had good contact with people, regardless of 'sex', there will be a strong sense of security, once the great ability of the person was like this, and now the fried 'chicken' shop clerk is also like this, not so much his aura is strong but that he himself is synonymous with strength, as if there is no doubt', sadness, pain and embarrassment behind him, he will make decisions at the right time, protect people at the right time, Doing everything that should be done in all the daily life, plus he is smart, wise, erudite, chic, and sometimes a little wild, and a little handsome, it would be strange if such a person was not liked by the girl.

And often those who like him are people of a higher level, who are willing to observe him and pay attention to him, Tana is like this, and Nineteen is also like this. Although Nineteen is not as emotional as Tana, it is absolutely impossible to say that Nineteen does not miss this old brother so much, she has been here for more than ten years, but she has always regarded this place as her home, this sense of sustenance is definitely not given to her by others, it is definitely because of the old monkey.

As for Tana, it was even more unbearable, as the most powerful person in power in the world, she owned the entire empire, how many people had she seen? Heroes, knights, young talents and young talents, but she will still cry so much that her voice is hoarse because the monkey master is going to get married, which is not something that can be explained in one sentence. There are many, many more, and if you let it go, there will be more and more such people.

As for Dai Wei...... Everyone in her circle knows that Bubu calls the monkey father father, and calls her mother, anyway, it can't be explained clearly, so there is no need to explain.

It didn't take long for Jian Gang to throw Zhang Qun out of the house, and then walked up to the monkey master and sat down: "How is it, how are you discussing?" ”

"What do you mean by beating Zhang Qun......

The monkey master looked at Zhang Qun, who was scared, and the latter shouted unconvinced: "I didn't fight back!" ”

"It doesn't matter, the wedding is held on Sunday, anyone can do it." The monkey man leaned back on the sofa with a smile: "You can toss it." ”

"That's what you're waiting for." Jian Gang patted the monkey master on the shoulder: "Yesterday, Ye Zi sent me a message, saying that she found a big deal 1,400 light years away, and she couldn't do it alone, so let me go over to help, and I will leave tomorrow." ”

"What do you mean?" Master Monkey pinched Jiangang's face with both hands: "You explain it to me clearly." ”

"Me and Leaf are absent." Jian Gang raised his hand and said, "This time, it will take about two months." I'll talk about it in two months! ”

Jian Gang really ran away before dawn the next day, of course the monkey knew that she ran away, but he didn't stop it, but stood at the window in his pajamas and watched Jian Gang's back disappear on the horizon of dawn, then sighed and continued to sleep, and then got up to work to send invitations and the like.

The wedding is still going on normally, but the bride has changed from Jiangang to Tassel, but Tassel is 'obsessed' with the establishment of the sect, so the people at Zhang Luo's wedding have become Zhang Qun and other big men.

There were a lot of guests, and the wedding of the fish dragon was also held at the same time at the request of Nephili, so two thousand invitations were sent, and few dared not come, but the facts showed that the efficiency of these guys was really high, and it only took half a day to arrange the entire venue, and even Nephilim, who was about to get married, and other powerful people came to make up their heads.

And after work, this group of bigwigs in groomsman clothes squatted in a row in the corner of the shade of the trees, 'smoking' cigarettes, chatting, and eating.

"Congratulations to you two."

The protector looked like the best man because he was reincarnated as a teenager, but the tone of his actions was old-fashioned, and he smiled and said to the monkey master and the fish dragon: "The light and dark twins have finally embarked on a normal life. ”

"You think the old thing is beautiful, marriage is the grave of adults, do you know?" The fish dragon sighed, looked at the monkey master, and stretched out his hand: "Another one." ”

"'Smoking' cigarettes don't you buy them yourself, do you?"

"What the hell is nonsense, it's all reduced to this, what are you trying to do." The fish dragon snatched the cigarette, then looked at the smoke and was stunned, and then sighed: "I'm afraid I can't live anymore." ”

"My kids are about to start junior high school." Zhang Qun squatted next to him and said with emotion: "I know your feelings too well, for a while I had a mid-life crisis, and it was very uncomfortable. ”

"How did you solve it?" The ichthyosaurus hurriedly asked, "Tell me about it." ”

"I found a particularly good bathing center, the girls in it are very sensible, I went twice and finally knew why people with the ability in ancient times liked to go to the Qinglou, that is really the feeling of falling in love."

"I said......" Red 'Mao' Dan stood up and glanced at the bridesmaids who were rehearsing in the distance: "Let's go and tease the little sister." ”

"Get out!" The fish dragon answered: "It's all a bunch of monsters, few normal, boring." ”

"Yes." Zhang Qun nodded in agreement: "No. 3 is here, it's terrible." ”

"Don't you want to see a beautiful one?" The monkey master picked up a brick from the ground, grabbed the mole cricket under his hand and played: "Three, go." ”

"Excuse me, farewell." Zhang Qun arched his hand: "That's the only beautiful 'woman' I can't get up." ”

The monkey master looked at Zhang Qun and suddenly cleared his throat: "Men over thirty years old, don't say the word 'female' in your mouth, it looks particularly disgusting, you use 'female' and 'sex' instead." ”

"Huh? It seems to be true. The groomsmen next to him nodded one after another: "That's really what you say." ”

"I'll just say it." The monkey master smiled proudly: "Do you want to go fishing at night?" ”

"Go! Of course go! I'll call my wife first. Ok Ok. ”……——

In fact, it's over here, there's no need to write it later, life is like that, heroes never die on the battlefield, all that 'gets' them is just firewood, rice, oil and salt, and it's over at the top, please take care of it in the future.