Chapter 17: Goodbye Wang Triumph
"Boom!"
A muffled sound came again, making a little unhappy for a young couple in the mirror to ward off evil spirits.
Nima, I don't know which bastard it is, has been setting off firecrackers outside the goddess's tomb for the past two days, it's endless, and I don't let people rest, is there a little public morality.
"Wife, let's go and see, that bastard is so immoral, keeps setting off firecrackers, and makes people uneasy. Let's go out and educate them. ”
Wang Xiaoguang said angrily, swearing in his heart not to beat the guy outside into a pig's head, and his surname was written upside down.
"Well, my husband is right."
"Be sure to educate them well!"
Xiao Ding was also angry, waving his little fist, and said with a look of approval.
The sound of the explosion has been continuous in the past two days, not to mention reading the book quietly, even the quality of sleep has dropped a lot, which makes her depressed, and at this time she heard that Wang Xiaoguang was going out to educate the blaster, and said very approvingly.
The two little lovers discussed, did not drag the mud and water, and immediately took action, directly appeared from the evil mirror, and Xiao Ding carried the evil mirror and flew to the ground along the passage of the ancient tomb.
As for saying that there is no road above?
It was very simple, digging rocks, Wang Xiaoguang said that he was familiar with the road and slipped away.
I don't know what Princess Aogu has in mind, and she doesn't restrict the freedom of the two, not to mention that she wanders around the ancient tombs on weekdays, even if Xiao Ding runs around with an evil mirror, she doesn't care.
It was Princess Aogu's attitude that allowed Wang Xiaoguang to settle down in the goddess's tomb with peace of mind.
The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep!
Today's Wang Xiaoguang has become a ninth-level magic weapon, and he can walk out of the evil mirror to ward off evil spirits. Although he can't be within a hundred meters of the opening of the evil mirror, he no longer needs to rely on his divine thoughts to observe the outside world.
Over the years, he and Xiao Ding have come to the ground more than once, and they are already very familiar with the situation within a radius of 100 miles.
It's just that because the density of the aura on the ground is too low, they only go out to relax occasionally. Normally, they would still stay in the tomb of the goddess.
When the two came to the ground, they suddenly found that not far away, a group of people were holding tools, constantly blasting, and they didn't know what they were looking for, and they blew up a good prairie into pockmarked faces.
Nima, I'm so impatient with my brother's territory, right?
Wang Xiaoguang just wanted to teach a few guys who were planting explosives, but found that Xiao Ding pulled his sleeve, and the slender jade pointed to the small dirt slope not far away.
Looking at his wife's fingers, there were two guys standing there constantly commanding.
Okay, after a long time, those two are the main ones, see if my brother doesn't beat them into pigs' heads.
A machine spirit, a female ghost, floated directly towards the small dirt slope of the mastermind behind the scenes. Fortunately, no one saw this scene, otherwise it would definitely scare people to death.
"Uncle, just followed the feeling, and he made a big deal again, obviously looking for the tomb of the goddess, this has exploded into the dragon's lair!"
Wang Kaixuan saw that he had made another mistake in the blasting, rubbed his head in distress, and sighed in his heart, he followed the feeling and blew up everywhere, which was really not as good as Hu Bayi's gold and acupoint.
Wang Xiaoguang, who had just come over, didn't know what Wang Kaixuan was thinking, but when he heard that this guy was going to continue to blow up, he immediately became angry, and without saying a word, he kicked him to the ground when he went up, and beat him up with his head and face. While beating wildly, he said fiercely.
"I'll let you blow it up again, I'll let you blow it up again, the damn it's almost blowing up to our house!"
Wang Xiaoguang pressed Wang Kaixuan to the ground and beat him severely, still angry, turned his head to Xiao Ding and said; "Come on, Xiaoding, you kick him twice, this girl, you still want to blow up our house!"
"En, that's it, it's so hateful, the tomb of the goddess is our house, if he blows it up, where will we live?"
After hearing this, Xiao Ding was also angry, walked to Wang Kaixuan's side, kicked it twice with his little foot, and said indignantly.
Of course, because Wang Xiaoguang and the two did not show up, so in the eyes of others, that is, Wang Kaixuan fell to the ground inexplicably, protecting his head with both hands, and was nervous on the ground.
Wang Kaixuan, who was beaten wildly, was completely confused in his brain, especially when he heard the inexplicable words, he felt like a ghost.
At first, he thought it was the gringos behind him who attacked him, but after hearing the words of Wang Xiaoguang and Xiaoding, he felt that something was wrong, what is the meaning of the bombing is about to reach their house, this is a barren mountain and wilderness within a radius of 100 miles, and there is no one at all.
Wang Kaixuan, who felt that something was wrong, opened his eyes and secretly looked out from between his fingers, only to see that several gringos behind him were looking at him with a confused expression, as if they couldn't understand what he was doing.
"I'm Cao, I've hit a ghost!"
The well-informed Wang Kaixuan chuckled in his heart and had a bad feeling.
Nima, before I found the tomb of the goddess, I was found by the ghosts in the tomb, and I still found it in broad daylight, and if I really want to continue to blow up, I must not be tendered to death!
However, what is going on with the female ghost named Xiaoding who appeared behind, and why is the voice a little familiar?
In the distance, Mark was holding the big gold tooth and just wanted to threaten Wang Kaixuan, when he saw the other party fall to the ground, holding his head obscenely, as if he had been pressed to the ground and kicked wildly.
Seeing this, Mark didn't care what the guy was doing, took out the walkie-talkie, and said to Wang Kaixuan.
"Wang Kaixuan, from now on, every time you blow up a wrong pit, I will pull out a tooth from him until I finish extracting it."
"If the tomb is not found before dark, it will be disposed of according to the agreement."
Before Mark shouted the famous saying "One person, one pit, jump by yourself", he heard Wang Kaixuan's angry voice in his ears.
"I'm Cao, do you still want to find someone else?"
"People have come to the door!"
Wang Xiaoguang and Xiao Ding, after hearing Mark shouting Wang Kaixuan's name on the walkie-talkie, couldn't help but stop, glanced at each other, and looked at the fat man on the ground together.
It seems, maybe, probably, maybe, maybe, the guy who was pushed to the ground and beaten by them was really their matchmaker back then, Comrade Wang Kaixuan.
Xiao Ding squatted beside Wang Kaixuan, and looked at it, as if he really saw the shadow of his comrade-in-arms Wang Kaixuan from this guy who was beaten into a pig's head.
As soon as they met, they beat up their old comrades-in-arms at the beginning, which seemed a little unauthentic, so Xiao Ding spit out his clove tongue embarrassedly, and hurriedly ran behind Wang Xiaoguang, for fear of being caught by Wang Kaixuan.
Wang Xiaoguang suddenly thought that the opening scene of the dragon hunt seemed to be Wang Kaixuan at the invitation of some company to find the tomb of the goddess and bomb it on the prairie, so he no longer had any doubts about the identity of the guy under his feet.
It's just that I accidentally beat up my matchmaker.,It seems a bit unreasonable.。
Fortunately, this guy is thick-skinned enough, so he took his feet away casually, looked at the blue sky and white clouds in the distance, quickly changed the topic, and said to Xiao Ding.
"Wife, you see, the weather is really good today, the wind is beautiful, the sun is shining, it is just right for us to go on a spring outing, let's go."
"Mmmm, my husband is right, let's go out!"
After Xiao Ding heard it, he quickly replied, and the two directly ignored Wang Kaixuan, who had become a pig's head on the ground, as if they hadn't seen anything, didn't know anything, and walked towards the convoy yurt as if nothing had happened.
Wang Kaixuan, who has a blue nose and swollen face, has a feeling of being a dog, Nima, it's almost autumn, and it's a special spring outing, these two ghosts are sick.
"I'm Cao, I'm not going to blow up!"
"I haven't found the tomb of the goddess yet, everyone has already found it, and if I really want to blow up someone's house, I can't turn the sky upside down!"
Hearing the two ghosts leaving, Wang Kaixuan quickly got up from the ground, ignored the confused eyes of several gringos behind him, and quickly ran towards the camp.
The few gringos behind him were really confused, because they couldn't figure out how the fat man in front of them could beat himself into a pig's head under their noses.
This technology is high, it is really not ordinarily high, and they have to take it.