Volume 3 Chapter 34 I Am a Germ
The gods sitting in the innermost circle have a majestic demeanor. One of them, a male god wearing a golden silk robe, who presided over the meeting, stood up, his demeanor was majestic, his voice was like a bell, and he said slowly, "360 years on earth, 360 days in heaven, a year has passed, and we will convene the Three Realms Assembly again." The theme of this meeting is to discuss the administrative division of the Terrans, the control of the number of Terrans, and other topics. As we all know, in the 360 years of this council cycle, the Terrans have advanced by leaps and bounds, and their strength has continued to grow, and they have mastered terrifying technology that can destroy the world. Without fear, they did not fear the gods, and the atheists grew more and more, and gradually became an independent force. It's terrifying. ”
"What the Jade Emperor said is" An old man in a cyan robe next to the Jade Emperor stood up, and it turned out that it was the Jade Emperor who spoke first.
And the old man who got up had a majestic gaze, a blazing demeanor, and a childish face, as if he had ten thousand years of Taoism. He said, "At the last meeting, we discussed the issue of rectifying the Yuan Empire across the three continents, as you know, the division of the four major continents itself is to prevent the human race from becoming bigger and stronger, but the Yuan Empire was born, and the descendants of Genghis Khan fought from East Asia to Western Europe, and established a huge human empire that ruled Dongsheng Shenzhou, Beiju Luzhou and part of Xiniuhe Continent, which has never been seen in history. At that time, there was a high degree of unanimity and unity, and they took the initiative to send gods to the earth, from Western Europe to Middle-earth, and set off a struggle to destroy the empire in 80 days of the Celestial Calendar Year. However, on the issue of dealing with the aftermath of the Yuan Empire, it seems that some leaders are too selfish and indulge the desire and behavior of human unity. After the outbreak of the Industrial Revolution, the New World was first discovered, then the Great Netherlands and the sun never set on Britain, Great France, and then the United States, Austria-Hungary, and the rise of the Soviet Union. Let's look at the Three Realms. ”
As he spoke, the old man pointed to the ball pool called the Three Realms Disk, "Many balls have crossed the dividing line and glued together, and will soon form a giant ball that cannot be dismantled, if it continues to develop according to this trend, then when all the balls are gathered together, we will not be able to control human beings." ”
"Taishang Laojun!" A big man with a sword in his hand and a blue-faced standing wood stood up and interrupted Taishang Laojun's speech.
"Oh, it's the Growth Heavenly King of Nanzhan Buzhou, what do you have to say" Taishang Laojun looked humble, and he didn't mind the offense of the Growth Heavenly King in the slightest.
"Many changes in the world come from Beiju Luzhou, think that the empire established by Genghis Khan and the largest Russian-speaking country now all started from Beiju Luzhou and spread to the world." The Growth Heavenly King said and glanced at another big man in a purple and gold shirt beside him. As soon as you look at the table cards, it is the Duowen Heavenly King who secretly gave the bun umbrella. Baozi has been rampant with a treasure umbrella for many years, and now he has seen the real owner of the umbrella.
The Heavenly King suddenly stood up and reprimanded the Heavenly King, "What do you mean, that I connived at the rebellion of the human race under my rule? ”
"It's true, if you instruct me, I think the gods will investigate it." The growth king made it clear that he was coming to the king of Duowen, and his words were aggressive.
"What does the Industrial Revolution, ocean exploration, the excavation of the New World, and the outbreak of the two World Wars all start from Yingde and other countries in Xiniuhezhou?" The Heavenly King of Duowen defended, "Human beings have crossed many rift valley boundaries just by exploring the ocean, and now Xiniuhe Continent and Nanzhan Buzhou are almost unable to tell who is who!" ”
The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King stood up suddenly, "I heard a lot, isn't it because I am afraid of the threat of your north that the human race is in turmoil, you know this better than anyone else!" ”
The Growth Heavenly King added fuel and vinegar and said, "It seems that the Heavenly King of Duowen is not satisfied with being the Standing Heavenly King, he even intends to unify the major continents, and he has already taken practical actions. ”
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor hurriedly asked, "Do you have any evidence?" ”
The Growth Heavenly King smiled confidently, "Of course there is, where is Zhu Yan?" ”
Zhu Yan stepped forward with the treasure umbrella of the Duowen Heavenly King and handed it to the Jade Emperor, "This is the token of the Duowen Heavenly King, which was unearthed in the northeast region of my Dongsheng Shenzhou five days ago, and it has been hidden for at least one calendar year. During a battle, I secretly sent a divine soldier to retrieve this token for the Three Realms Assembly to present as evidence. ”
Baozi watched intently, and what Zhu Yan held in his hand was indeed the Duowen Heavenly King's Umbrella! At that time, this treasure umbrella disappeared at the critical moment when Zhang Wenju intended to dissolve with the Yin Spirit. It turned out that it was taken back by Zhu Yan.
The Jade Emperor took the Heavenly King's Treasure Umbrella and examined it repeatedly, then slammed the umbrella on the ground and asked angrily, "Duowen, what are you going to do?" Do you want to go south and annex Dongsheng Shenzhou, or do you want to go to the northeast to harvest bud rice? ”
Duowen's face changed suddenly, and he glanced at Zhu Yan hatefully, "Zhu Yan, you disobeyed the way of heaven, and when the Dongying Japanese invaders retreated to the northeast, you hid a large number of ghosts of the Kwantung Army, set up feng shui mysteries, and stored troops in the ghost gate, what is your intention?" ”
Zhu Yan looked at Duowen coldly, "If you don't do this, let you encroach on the Northeast, I'm afraid Dongsheng Shenzhou will definitely not be protected." ”
The Heavenly King, the presiding state of Dongsheng Shenzhou, finally stood up and spoke: "Thank you, Zhu Yan, for your efforts and protection. For a hundred days, I have been weak under the rule of Dongsheng Shenzhou, and I have been attacked and harassed by the great powers of various continents, and it seems that the strong country is humiliating the weak country, I think, in fact, some heavenly kings are too greedy and covet the wealth of other countries. I Dongsheng Shenzhou has always shown the world as a state of etiquette, but it doesn't mean that we are easy to bully. I reiterate that I am not committed to renunciating the use of force, and I hope that you will abide by your duties as a boundary in the Rift Valley and stop coveting it. ”
The Jade Emperor motioned for everyone not to discuss it, and he said, "This issue, I think, is solved like this." Duowen Tianwang has been the standing king for a long time, from now on, the four heavenly kings will not set up any standing ones, each in charge of a piece, and Duowen can also be easy and relaxed. Ah, the parties are still bounded by the rift I drew 10,000 years ago, and they must not be crossed again. For 360 days between now and the next meeting, you will be in charge of your respective countries and there will be no more aggression and war. ”
The Jade Emperor's meal and mud seemed to be powerless, but he dismissed the position of the Standing Heavenly King of Duowen lightly.
Duowen was furious, and just about to plead, Taishang Laojun shook his head lightly at him, and Duowen immediately stopped the words that he was about to say and swallowed this breath.
The Jade Emperor said, "The country under Duowen's rule is too large, and it has crossed the ministries and continents in violation of regulations, and the threat to the ministries and continents is too great, so let the Soviet Union disintegrate within two days." This work has been arranged for the gods to do in the lower realm, and it can be completed in two days. ”
"Two days!" Duowen was very reluctant "1990? How can it! ”
The Jade Emperor glanced at it coldly, "Do you want to discuss the matter of your secret Houji treasure umbrella as an investigation topic at the meeting?" ”
Duowen was silent.
Baozi was stunned, the treasure umbrella he regarded as a treasure turned out to be a conspiracy to disturb the Northeast; The greedy Zhu Yan and the murderous Sun Ghost that he hated turned out to be a barrier against encroachment from the north. What kind of world is this? The Jade Emperor's understatement arrangement was at the cost of the annihilation of many people and souls. Zhu Yan took advantage of the Japanese ghost's greed for the Northeast, and Duowen took advantage of Houji's generosity to save the common people, and the Jade Emperor took advantage of the discord of the Four Heavenly Kings, and played with various checks and balances, what kind of Three Realms is this?
Taishang Laojun hurriedly said, "Time is pressing, report the next topic." ”
He cleared his throat and said, "According to the calculations of the scientist Mr. Einstein, the Nuwa stone has entered the peak of the regurgitation..... The audience laughed, Himlai was a little embarrassed, and he added, "I still adhere to the anti-Semitic position, but I am convinced by the results of Mr. Einstein's calculations." ”
Baozi asked Yang Xiu in a low voice, "Where is the Nuwa Stone, what is regurgitation." ”
Yang Xiu also lowered his voice and told Baozi, "The Nuwa Stone is in the center of the world, and it was originally used by Nuwa's grandmother to mend the sky, but it accidentally fell to the ground. Because of its extremely heavy and extremely negative nature, it is constantly sinking, and now it is located in the deepest part of the world, the core of the earth. It has been absorbing masculine objects, forming a vast area of temporal distortion. Originally, the earth had a membrane as thin as a cicada's wings, but the Jade Emperor cut open the crack and cut this membrane, so the underground Nuwa stone used these exposed gaps on the surface to absorb the attachment of the superficial layer of the ground. ”
"Is it the gale-like wind I encountered at the Ghost Gate?"
"Yes. Nuwa Stone is like a spoon scraping an apple, little by little from the inside to the outside of the earth, if not controlled, it is believed that in less than 20,000 years, Nuwa Stone will destroy the entire ground. ”
"What's going on with the regurgitation?" Baozi asked.
"Regurgitation is ...... Everything cannot escape the balance of yin and yang. Nuwa Stone kept eating, and her own mass was constantly increasing, and when she absorbed a certain scale of mass, she had to explode in reverse to restore her previous quality. This is a good thing, but there are side effects. During the regurgitation, there will inevitably be a dense concentration of earth formations, floods, mudslides, and volcanic eruptions, as well as a large number of engulfed ghosts and monsters. ”
"Ten days from now, ten years from now, there will be an eruption of the year," Himlai exclaimed. According to calculations, in the 100 years since the eruption of Nuwa rock, there have been 43,821 large-scale mudslides, ground formations, and volcanic eruptions, and 4,325 floods above the scale, which are expected to take 1.7 million lives. I hope that the officials of the underworld everywhere will be ready to be included. ”
Baozi asked Yang Xiu in a low voice, "Is there a way to save it?" ”
Yang Xiu glanced at the high-spirited Sim Lai, and told Baozi in a low voice, "No." Just as you can't change the sun rising in the east and sinking in the west, this is the most basic Tao. ”
"If this meeting is successful," he continued, "I don't think we will have a great war between nations for a calendar year to come." It is hoped that the major continents can take resisting the regurgitation of Nuwa stone as their main task, and stop internal friction. ”
Himlai stepped down from the podium with his head held high, and the Jade Emperor added, "I emphasize once again, all places are bounded by rift valleys, and there must be no more transgressions, no more human wars, no more intrigues, and no more human nations across continents!" If the boundary of the continent has collapsed, it must be dissolved within two days; For example, North Korea, Africa, South America, and some regions in the Middle East should remain divided. The principle is that there should be no more super-human nations. ”
There was a lot of discussion in the audience, and Dayu and others obviously expressed their dissatisfaction with "In this way, mankind will inevitably continue to fight", "they will throw all nuclear weapons".....
Yes, the civil strife of mankind is what the Jade Emperor wants.
The Jade Emperor said to Zhu Yan, "You have worked hard. For more than 40 days, you worked overtime, endured humiliation, and made a lot of balances. Duowen has a guarantee over there, and you don't want to do anything about ghosts, hanging doors, and closing the doors that should be closed. All ghosts and demons, dust to dust, earth to earth, should go to the underworld to the underworld; Those who have killed people and incurred debts will be killed on the spot, and I hate those ghosts when I see them, you, clean up in ten days. ”
Zhu Yan arched his hand, "Yes." This move is a blessing for all the people in the Northeast. ”
"How can you be so careless of human life!" Baozi suddenly stood up and ran to the speaker's seat, "Do you know, if you make a decision, the lives of many people and many ghosts will be lost. ”
The Jade Emperor looked at Baozi, "You are the host of Houji who has entered the Ghost Gate, right?" ”
"That's me..... You can't do that, even if they're former invaders! Take them to the underworld and settle them over, okay? Baozi pleaded with everyone in a tone that was close to pleading, in exchange for everyone's laughter.
A god joked to a monk in a shirt who sat in the chief, "King Jizo Bodhisattva, it seems that you will stay in hell for another thousand years." This doll is going to send you 10,000 fascists. "King Jizo Bodhisattva once swore that even if there was only one ghost left in hell, he would never become a Buddha. After hearing this, the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth looked at the bun faintly, smiled without saying a word, and the Buddha beads in his hand turned quickly.
Taishang Laojun asked Baozi, "Child, have you ever caught a cold?" ”
"Yes"
"Did your mother take you to get an injection?"
"Penicillin"
"A shot of penicillin can kill billions of bacteria that invade your body, do you want to know what goes through your mind when the bacteria are slaughtered?" The audience burst into laughter, and from time to time someone whistled, and the awkward and serious atmosphere of the meeting seemed to have become relaxed because of the arrival of buns.
"I ....."
"What we are talking about here is the Tao, not benevolence, not righteousness, do you understand, child?"
"Who brought this host?" The Jade Emperor stiffened his face and said, "In a meeting of such a standard, how can there always be people who speak indiscriminately, and immediately fall into the Infernal Hell!" The overseer received the order and immediately dragged the bun off the speaker's seat.