Chapter 078: Stupid Human
"This chick is so beautiful, how is it golden feathers, I have never seen what kind of chicken has golden feathers."
"yes, it can't be dyed, is there still such a breed of chicken?"
"No, you see that the color is very natural and smooth, it should be natural."
"Yingxue, where did this chick come from, it's so cute, give me a hug too."
……
The battle chicken was surrounded by everyone, and several hands touched it, and the little chicken boy was immediately angry: "Stupid human beings, dare to mess with me, are you not convinced?" Don't accept the battle! ”
All of a sudden, the battle chicken flew out directly from Jiang Yingxue's arms and flew towards a short-haired girl in front of him.
While still in the air, he instantly entered the combat state.
"Fighting chickens! You give Benha an honest one! Zhang Tian shook his dog's head, jumped up from the ground helplessly, and slapped the fighting chicken with a dog's paw.
Yes!
Exclamations were heard.
The surroundings suddenly swept in amazement, and the scene in front of him was too unexpected.
That little chick looks like he loves such a small one, only the size of his own palm, and can fly so high and so fast at once?
And...... Still so sharp?
When the little chick flew up and rushed towards the short-haired girl, both the short-haired girl and her companions subconsciously felt a burst of nervousness, as if it was not a chick that pounced, but an eagle!
Immediately afterwards, Erha slapped the battle chicken down with one paw, which made them even more dumbfounded, can the husky jump so high?
What's more, what the hell is this Nima! Isn't it too fucked up!
Chicks, they won't be shot to death by huskies all at once, right?
But the scene in front of them made their dog's eyes widen and wider.
"Baba, why are you stopping me again!" The battle chicken was very dissatisfied and shouted at Zhang Tian very aggrieved.
"How many times have Baba told you that you are not allowed to fight casually!" Zhang Tian was condescending, exuding the majesty of poop.
"However, they have all done it to me, as a fighting chicken, shouldn't I teach them a lesson!" The fighting chicken argues for itself unconvinced.
"They are not unconvinced, they love you, not provoke you!" Zhang Tian patiently explained to the fighting chicken.
"If you like me, will you do it to me?" The battle chicken was puzzled, "What is the reason?" ”
"This ......" Zhang Tian was speechless, and he didn't even know how to explain, "Battle chicken, in short, if you want to fight in the future, you must go through Baba's permission, do you know?" Otherwise, Baba won't give you KFC to eat, and won't give you a game console to play! ”
"Ahh Don't baba, I'll just listen to you! The chick was defeated in an instant.
In the days without KFC and game consoles, how to live, the battle chicken feels terrible to think about.
"Goo-goo!"
"Woohoo!"
"Goo-goo!"
"Woohoo!"
……
The happy exchange of fighting chickens and Erha made the men and women around them look dumbfounded, and the little chicks were filmed like that, and there was nothing at all, and it seemed that they were chatting with the husky!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Everyone was amazed.
This husky and chick are interesting.
"Yingxue, is this really the husky on the Internet?" At this time, someone noticed Erha, looked at Erha and asked Jiang Yingxue.
"Of course, it's genuine, Tong Su is not deceived! This girl's character is guaranteed! Jiang Yingxue said triumphantly.
"Character guarantee? It's over, this husky must be a fake. Another long-haired girl around him grinned.
"Yang Mengmeng, I'll fight with you!" Jiang Yingxue pounced.
"Are you stupid?" The personable young man wearing sunglasses at the scene opened his mouth at this moment, his eyes flashing with wisdom, "What's the use of just saying, whether it's true or not, let's verify it?" ”
"Can this still be verified? Shihao, how to verify? The surrounding girls asked.
"It's not easy." Shihao took off his sunglasses, pretended to blow them with his mouth, and then said, "Yingxue, didn't you say that the husky was raised by your friend who was a female anchor." ”
"yes, what's wrong."
"I've watched her live broadcast, and a few times she just pulled a husky live broadcast, and that husky not only wears a hat, but also wears sunglasses, want to verify? Hey, it's so simple! ”
Shihao said, and handed the sunglasses in his hand to Zhang Tian: "Come, Erha, put it on and see if you are handsome." ”
Zhang Tian looked at Shihao, and then at the people around him who were watching with great interest, and he just wanted to say one sentence at the moment: "Stupid human beings." ”
"Baba, these people are so stupid! It's the same as a silly fork! "Fighting chickens feel that way too.
"Come on, Erha, come, put it on and try it." Shihao dangled in front of Zhang Tian with sunglasses.
Zhang Tian didn't pay attention to it at all.
Well, that's embarrassing.
Shihao took back his sunglasses and clasped them on his face: "Yingxue, this husky is clearly fake!" It's like a fool. ”
"You're a fool! Your whole family is a fool! Zhang Tian unceremoniously slammed back.
"Woohoo!"
Shihao was taken aback, and then said in some disbelief: "No, does this husky know that I am scolding him?" ”
"Of course I do! I'm telling you, Erha is smart! He could understand what we were saying! Jiang Yingxue became more and more proud, rubbing Erha's head affectionately, as if Erha was her own dog.
"Giggles, I'm really laughing to death, forget Shihao, you better go down and let this palace come!" Yang Mengmeng smiled and leaned back, and touched Jiang Yingxue directly with both hands, "Aren't huskies able to catch thieves, come, I'm stealing, catch me." ”
Zhang Tian: "......"
This group of people is so stupid.
"Did you see it, Erhan's expression just now, I was so disgusted!"
"Yes, Yang Mengmeng, Erha is despising you, can your performance be a little more fake!"
"This husky's expression is so rich, it's like a person!"
Shihao and the others' eyes lit up.
"I'm stealing, I'm really stealing, hurry up and get me!" Yang Mengmeng's hand kept touching Jiang Yingxue's body, constantly "hooking. "Erha, no, Erha didn't bother to look at her with the right eyes."
That's stupid.
Yang Mengmeng pouted and took her hand back: "What, Shihao is right, this dog is really stupid." ”
"Woohoo!"
"Yikes!" Yang Mengmeng hurriedly flashed to the side.
"Hahaha! I can see it, you must not scold this husky, whoever scolds him will call him! ”
"Who said this dog is stupid, this dog is very smart, I've never seen such a smart dog."
"Interesting, this dog is so interesting! Can he really hear us scolding him? ”
The people at the scene were more and more surprised.