Suddenly, the smell of stinky farts became stronger and stronger, and I suddenly felt that my vision was a little blurry, and I didn't know if it was the toxicity of the smell starting to attack or if it was an illusion in my subconscious.

At this time, I saw that Lao Zhao suddenly began to tear his already worn clothes, and they were torn into several large pieces in two clicks.

At this time, Lao Zhao gave me and the monkey the torn pieces of clothes, and said: "Urine can detoxify, and tying the cloth to the mouth and nose can prevent poisoning!" Saying that, Lao Zhao turned around and began to pee on the cloth, and I suddenly realized, and the monkey said: "Damn, Lao Zhao is still experienced!" Then the monkey went to pee.

I felt sick when I thought about getting urine on my mouth and nose, but I was glad that I wasn't allowed to drink urine, and I couldn't care so much at this time, so I immediately turned around and prepared to pee.

But I squeezed for a long time but didn't want to pee at all, I had already peed not long ago, and I hadn't drunk much water before, where did the urine come from at this time, but I was really anxious.

Lao Zhao and the monkey behind him have finished urinating, and have already tied the cloth stained with urine to their faces, I looked more anxious, but the more anxious I was, the more I couldn't pee.

"Alas, I said Brother Yang, what's wrong with you, you have been grinding for so long a day when you are asked to pee, shouldn't it be frequent urination, urgent urination, and inexhaustible urination!"

The monkey came over to take a look, and when he saw that my cloth was still dry, he laughed: "Oh, Brother Yang, you don't have any urine, you didn't pee, I didn't have anything else, but I had a lot of and fart, and I wasted a lot of urine just now!" But I have a big bladder, and I still have some left, so I'll borrow some for you!" After saying that, he laughed for a long time.

I didn't have the time to fight with the monkey at this time, I just wanted to pee out quickly, I didn't want to cover my mouth and nose with the monkey's urine, so that even if I wasn't poisoned, I would be smoked to death by the smell of monkey urine.

I swallowed, took a deep breath, tried to relax my body, and slowly began to feel a little urine, I squeezed out a shuttle of urine, barely soaked the cloth, and then held back the smell and tied it to my mouth and nose.

There was a strong smell of urine and stinky fart in the small space, so smoked that I almost didn't vomit, I held my breath and said to Lao Zhao and the monkey: "I said, let's continue to dig forward, it's not a way to stay here, besides, it's so stinky here, maybe it won't take long to dig it up!" When the monkey heard this, he immediately responded: "Yes, yes, yes, continue to dig, this place is too embarrassing!" ”

The monkey and I agreed and were ready to dig immediately, but Lao Zhao said, "You can't dig!" The monkey and I were shocked when we heard this, and the monkey asked, "Why can't you dig it, is it possible to stay here for the New Year?" ”

Lao Zhao pointed to the pile of soil blocking the cave and said, "There is something wrong with this soil!" I said in my heart that of course there is a problem with this soil, can there be no problem if we are blocked here!

Lao Zhao continued: "The soil here is getting denser and denser! I was stunned for a moment, and I couldn't help but touch the soil with my hands, and found that the soil was not as loose as before, it seemed to have been tamped, and it seemed that the further I dug it was, the more difficult it was to dig, and the hardness of the soil wall became more and more difficult.

The monkey and I were aware of this, but didn't know why! Lao Zhao continued: "I have an ominous premonition that there will be problems if we continue to dig, let's not dig first, and find out the situation we are in now!" ”

Although Lao Zhao didn't give us a good reason, with Lao Zhao's experience and prestige, we had better listen to what he said, so we gave up digging.

We intend to continue to analyze the mystery of the tunnel. Even though it's a diaper, you can still smell the smell of stinky fart.

Then the monkey said, "Oh no, why did the smell of this stinky fart suddenly appear, and where did it come from?" The monkey began to sniff around.

"It emanates from the stone wall of the tunnel!" I saw Lao Zhao staring at the stone wall above his head as he spoke, and I felt strange when I heard it: "The stone wall can still emit a smell?" Even if it is, how can it come and go! ”

At this time, Lao Zhao beckoned me to look at the stone wall above my head, he pointed to a place on the stone wall for me to see, only to see that there was a scratch on the stone wall here, I got close and smelled, the smell here was even stronger, it seems that the smell is indeed coming from here.

I remembered that the monkey had tried to give me a stick with a torch, but it must have been the torch that had scraped against the stone wall, and it was then that I began to smell the stench.

Lao Zhao immediately put the excess cloth on the urine and pasted it on the scratches on the stone wall, which sealed the source of the smell. Lao Zhao finished talking and said: "The stone wall of this cave can emit the smell of a stinky fart, which can paralyze our hearing and visual nerves, make us blind and deaf at close range, and form a ghost blindness." ”

Lao Zhao paused and continued: "However, the stone wall of the cave has been coated with a layer of cement-like things, which should be used to seal this smell, so as long as we don't remove this layer of paint on the stone wall, we can't smell the smell!" ”

I immediately understood: "Oh I see, no wonder we smelled it when we crawled in the cave before, we must have accidentally rubbed the paint off the stone wall!" ”

I looked at the monkey again and said, "You dead monkey, don't move in the future, if you touch other more poisonous mechanisms, it will be over." ”

The monkey replied angrily: "Damn, it's up to me!" He continued: "But I still don't understand, you said that we were all one after another in the cave at that time, even if we suddenly couldn't see or hear, but there was always a chance that we would run into each other!" ”

I recalled that we were very close, and it was possible that we would have met each other, but we really hadn't.

Lao Zhao sighed on the side and said: "This is not difficult to understand, you only need to recall how you did it at that time." So he asked the monkey: "What did you do when you found out that Brother Yang and I suddenly disappeared?" ”

The monkey didn't think about it and said: "What else can I do, of course it is to speed up and crawl forward, I thought you were crawling far in front, and Lao Yang was caught by a corpse, which scared me at the time, I was stunned for about ten seconds, I was also worried that Lao Yang might be more than lucky this time, but when I came back to my senses, I immediately went to chase you desperately!" ”

Lao Zhao asked me again, I recalled and said: "At that time, the first thing I thought about was whether you touched some mechanism and went somewhere else, just like I fell into the underground pond last time, so I stopped to look for the mechanism, but after looking for a while, I didn't find it, I thought that the two of you climbed to the front, so I fought to catch up." ”

Lao Zhao nodded, looked at the monkey and said: "That's right, at that time, the distance between the three of us in the cave was about one meter, we should all be blind and deaf at close range at the same time, Lao Yang and you should have realized that we were missing each other at the same time, so Lao Yang completely stopped crawling, he went to find the mechanism and delayed for about a few minutes, and you were just stunned for more than ten seconds and continued to crawl forward, so there should be a distance of about twenty meters between you and Lao Yang." I myself was at the front and didn't realize it at all, so I kept going at the same speed, and during the ten-second pause of the monkey, the distance between us was about six or seven meters, and then we were crawling forward at full speed, so the distance between us should always be about twenty meters and seven meters. ”

I was very surprised when I heard this: "Damn, no, you mean that we were actually in the cave at that time, but because we were both poisoned, we couldn't see or hear, so we thought that we had disappeared?" That's, isn't it? ”

"Hmph, in that case, it's not unusual for this delusion to appear!" Lao Zhao replied very calmly, and then continued to smoke.

Although this explanation still makes it difficult for me to fully believe it, I really can't find a more plausible explanation, so I have to stop dwelling on it.

At this time, the monkey said: "Okay, okay, let's assume that what Lao Zhao said is true, but if we have been in the cave all the time, why did Brother Yang go ahead of me, and Lao Zhao went behind me instead?" ”

As soon as I heard it, I immediately said: "Alas, monkey, stop first, you are talking about the fourth problem now, we have to solve it problem by problem, no, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry." As I spoke, I pointed to the second question recorded in the book in the monkey's hand.

The monkey was a little unhappy: "Damn, it's not the same as which problem to solve first!" ”

"Of course it's not the same monkey, we have to solve it in chronological order, like you will definitely not be able to get a result if you mess around in an orderly manner, this is the same as doing math problems in elementary school, you have to find an unknown quantity first, and then find the next unknown quantity according to the unknown quantity in turn, you have read a few years of books, you won't even know this!" I am confident that I read more books than monkeys, and some of the problems in life actually have a lot in common with doing math problems.

The monkey was so choked by me that he couldn't say anything, and he didn't want to continue to reason with me, so he also refocused on the second question: "Okay, just follow the meaning of Scholar Yang." ”

I took the monkey's notebook and pen, and crossed a tick in front of the first question written in his notebook: "OK, the first problem is solved, let's look at the second question, how the tunnel is blocked." ”

I was the first to express my opinion: "The thing of blocking the cave must have been done by someone, if there is no one else under this underground except me, the monkey, Lao Zhao and the sunspot, then the hole must be blocked by the sunspot." ”

The monkey said: "Why do you say that Kuroko did it, Kuroko has no grudge against us, I think there should be other people here." ”

"You find someone else for me to see, at least there are only four of us in this cave, and among us, Kuroko is the first to enter the cave, and only the front one can do this."

The monkey shook his head: "No, no, what you said was at the beginning, judging from the current situation, it seems to be Brother Yang at the front!" ”

"Damn, what do you mean by this, is it possible or did I block the tunnel? I'm going to plug myself in the hole? ”。

"No, no, no!" The monkey immediately smiled and said, "I didn't mean that, I meant that in this situation, it is no longer possible to distinguish who is in front and who is behind." ”

I felt a little annoyed when I thought about it: "This must be Kuroko at the front, and then I didn't know why I ran to the back." ”

"Hehe, Brother Yang, look, isn't it back to the fourth question now? I'll just say, we have to solve the problem of this change in order first, it's the same as solving a math problem, you don't necessarily have to solve it in the order of the problem, maybe the answer to the later problem is the variable of the previous question, right, college student! ”

This time I was choked by the monkey and had nothing to say, but I used to think by habitual thinking, and it really didn't work here.

The monkey saw that he had successfully choked me once, a little proud, he took his notebook and pen back from my hand, and he didn't know what was written on the notebook in a good way, and said while writing: "Hehe, I'm not as smart as you cultural people, I still prefer to look at pictures and talk." "I leaned over and saw that he was drawing, a simulation of us entering the cave.

I saw that he first drew two straight lines on the notebook to represent the cave, and then drew four small circles on the left part of the cave (that is, the position of the first entrance to the cave) to represent the four of us, and from right to left (from front to back in the cave) on each circle in turn wrote Heizi, Lao Zhao, monkey, Yang Geer, representing the order when we first entered the cave.

Then the monkey drew four small circles on the right part of the cave on the paper, and wrote Yang Ge'er, Monkey, Lao Zhao, and Heizi from right to left, which represents the order of our current position. And on my right there is a black whirring thing, which represents the soil blocking the tunnel.

The left and right parts of the tunnel are drawn with four circles on the drawing, representing the situation when we first entered the cave and the current situation, except for the middle part of the cave with a big "? ", which means something that happened during the "ghost blinding" situation that we didn't know about.

Although the monkey's drawing level is very average, looking at the picture he draws, the idea in his mind seems to be a little clearer

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