Wu Ke finally took "Tang Seng" to the zoo located in the suburbs of our city, and Wu Ke took this "Elder Tang" out of the car and went straight to the main entrance of the zoo......

However, there is a sign at the main entrance of the zoo, on which are written in two big words - closed!

Wu Ke said in surprise: "How can this be? ”

Wu Ke looked at a line of small letters on the sign: Opening time, from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m......

Wu Ke took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, 17:03......

Wu Ke sighed helplessly and said, "It's only a few minutes away......"

"Tang Seng" looked at Wu Ke's lost expression and asked, "Donor, what's wrong with you?" Didn't you say take me to the apprentice? ”

Wu Ke looked at the strong man in front of him with heavy hair, more than 180 meters and more than 10 meters, and he was a "benefactor" and a "poor monk" with his mouth shut......

Wu Ke sighed and said, "People are off work!" We're only here tomorrow......"

"Donor, the poor monk doesn't understand your words a little, what does this mean by getting off work? Can you explain this to the poor monks? ”

Wu Ke finally understood why people said that Tang Seng was a chattering person......

Wu Ke said: "You don't need to know this, this is our words here. Now you only have two choices, the first one is to open here by yourself, and the second one is that you come back to my house with me for one night, and tomorrow I will take you to find your eldest apprentice Sun Wukong! ”

"Tang Seng" hesitated for a moment and said: "My apprentice who the poor monk didn't see, how can you let me go to the far west alone?" ”

Wu Ke said helplessly: "Then let's go!" Get in! Come home with me! ”

"Tang Seng" smiled and followed Wu Ke to get into the car, Wu Ke was just about to reach out to help "Tang Seng" fasten his seat belt, "Tang Seng" said: "Don't bother the donor, the poor monk can come by himself......"

"Tang Seng" said while fastening his seat belt: "The donor said that the object is called a seat belt? Is it to keep me safe? ”

"That's right! What's wrong? Wu Ke said......

"Tang Seng" smiled and said: "Then I understand, this thing is the same as the circle that Wukong drew on the ground with a golden hoop stick, right?" ”

Wu Ke, who didn't go to the zoo, was very unhappy, and was even more upset by the successive questions of "Tang Seng", and said impatiently: "Yes, yes, yes!" Please don't talk, okay? ”

The "Tang Seng", who was murdered by Wu Ke, really didn't speak again, but closed his eyes, and he didn't know what he was thinking......

When he arrived at Wu Ke's house, Wu Ke said, "You can go and live in my bedroom tonight!" ”

"Tang Seng" still didn't speak, but nodded......

Wu Ke asked again, "Are you hungry?" Craving something? ”

"Tang Seng" still didn't speak, but nodded......

Wu Ke thought to himself: This Tang Seng is quite cautious?

At this time, Wu Ke, who was in a calmer mood, also felt that there was something wrong with his words and behavior just now, so he smiled and said, "Elder Tang, I was wrong just now, you don't remember the villain, don't be like me......"

"Tang Seng" nodded and said: "Amitabha, the poor monk is indeed a little hungry......

Wu Ke said, "What do you want to eat?" I'll order you takeout! ”

"Tang Seng" put his hands together in front of his chest and said: "In the past, when Sun Wukong, the eldest apprentice of the poor monk, was here, if the poor monk was hungry, he might go to the farmer's house to beg for some food, or go to the mountain to pick some fresh melons and fruits......"

Wu Ke silently rolled his eyes in his heart and said, "I don't have fresh melons and fruits here, so you can eat fast!" ”

"The poor monk obeys the benefactor's arrangement......"

Wu Ke casually picked up a stack of takeaway orders on the table, handed it to "Tang Seng" and said, "Look at what you want to eat!" Pick two of your favorites! ”

"Tang Seng" took the takeaway order from Wu Ke's hand and looked at it carefully......

Wu Ke thought in his heart, although this "Tang monk" is from the Tang Dynasty, but he should also know words, he remembered that the history textbook of junior high school said that the literati of the Tang Dynasty mostly used regular script, and it should not be a problem to understand the menu!

But "Tang Seng" looked at it for a long time and said: "Donor, your food here doesn't seem to be the same as my Tang Dynasty, and I can't understand your words, the poor monk only needs a bowl of rice or two steamed buns......"

Wu Ke then remembered that the ancients wrote from right to left, and they all used traditional characters, so it's no wonder that "Tang Seng" couldn't understand it......

Wu Ke sighed helplessly, picked up the phone, and said, "Bring me four large bowls of rice and a braised pork ......."

He looked at the "Tang Seng" sitting on the sofa again, and said into the phone: "Bring me another cold bamboo shoot shredded and a stir-fried oil and wheat vegetables!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Ke added: "Oh, that's right! Vegetarian dishes do not put green onions, ginger and garlic! Don't have chili either! Just put some salt in it! He thinks that this "Tang Seng" is also a high monk, and it is fate to be able to get to know him, and this is really not a way of hospitality to eat white rice for others......

The person on the other end of the phone said, "Sir, can you taste good without those condiments?" ”

Wu Ke said: "You don't care if it's good or not, just do it!" ”

The reason why Wu Ke said this is because he knows that monks do not eat onions, ginger and garlic, because this is the five spices of onions, ginger and garlic, and eating this kind of food is easy to arouse people's desires, which is not conducive to cultivation...... It is said that the Dharma Protector does not like this taste, and when the monk eats the Sutra, the Dharma Protector and the good god will stay away, while the ghost god likes it and is easy to approach......

After a while, the meal was delivered, Wu Ke took the food and said "thank you" to the little brother who delivered the food, closed the door, and beckoned "Tang Seng" to come to eat......

"Tang Seng" sat at the dining table and said to Wu Ke: "Thank you for the donor's hospitality, the monks should have not eaten for lunch, but the poor monk has not eaten for many days, and he is so hungry......

Wu Ke handed "Tang Seng" a pair of chopsticks and said, "You're welcome, eat quickly!" A vegetarian dish specially ordered for you! ”

"Tang Seng" took the dishes and chopsticks, put them in front of the table, closed his eyes and closed his hands, and recited: "Three virtues and six flavors, offering to Buddha and monks, the Dharma world has affection, universal offerings, if the meal, when wishing all sentient beings, Zen joy for food, Dharma joy is full of ......"

After reading this, "Tang Seng" said again: "The offering to the Buddha has been completed, and all sentient beings should be wished, everything they do is done, and they have all the Dharma ......."

Wu Ke said curiously: "You monks have to recite scriptures before eating?" ”

"Tang Seng" nodded and said: "This first paragraph is recited before fasting, and this second paragraph is to thank the donor for providing me with food......

Wu Ke hurriedly said: "Okay! Let's eat as soon as you're done...... Rest early after eating, we still have to find your apprentice tomorrow......"

"Amitabha, thank you to the donor......" After speaking, "Tang Seng" picked up the chopsticks and began to eat......