373 Tomb of the General
Yang Shan really didn't expect this long-haired man to be yin and yang, and after he pounced from above, he could speak, but what he said was not boundary, and Yang Shan looked at his burly figure, plus Qiu Jun said that there are immortals in the world before, Yang Shan had to consider whether this long-haired man was a person who lived from ancient times to the present.
The long-haired man lost his temper again, and he grabbed the collar of his shirt again and yelled roughly, "What the hell are you doing? I asked who you were! But you're talking to me, do you want to taste my fist, and you will obediently recruit me! ”
Yang Shi hurriedly said kindly: "Big brother, don't be angry, I just told you, it's Tang Sanzang below, it's just a joke, don't take it to heart, since the eldest brother doesn't like to joke, then it's also up in the middle, big brother, little brother's name...... Little brother's name ......" Yang Shirt rolled his eyes and said, "Little brother is Li Kui!" The surname is Li, one word, Kui! ”
Yang Shan also didn't know what name to give himself, and felt that his conversation with the long-haired man was a bit ancient, and he couldn't help but think of "Water Margin", and with a flash of inspiration, he remembered the black whirlwind Li Kui.
After saying the name Li Kui, Yang Shirt regretted it in his heart, and said in his heart: "It's not good, whether this long-haired man is an ancient person or not, he must have seen it, I said the name of the character in it, isn't that the same as saying that I am a Tang monk in Journey to the West!" I'm going to have to beat me up! ”
The long-haired man was really annoyed again, he gritted his teeth and said: "You are really still fooling me, just now you said that you are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and Sanzang, but now you have changed your name to call yourself what is surnamed Li, you should be my three-year-old hairy child to play?" ”
Yang Yi is about to be blindfolded, it turns out that he said that he is Tang Sanzang before, this long-haired man doesn't know the truth or falsehood, he just scares him not to tell lies, listening to the meaning of the long-haired man, he doesn't know Journey to the West at all!
"Brother, you misunderstood!" Yang Shan hurriedly quibbled, "It is indeed Tang Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty in the East Soil, the village, if you want to blame it, blame me for not telling you it clearly just now, I still think you know that village, since you don't know, then I will tell you now, I will finish it in one breath, that is, I am Li Kui in the Tang Sanzang Village of the Tang Dynasty on the Tang Island!" ”
The long-haired man let go of his hand and said, "You are originally from the island, I have never been to any village on Tang Island, as long as you don't fool me, I don't care too much!" ”
As he spoke, the hairy man looked around, he stared at the passage, and said, "It's really weird, I woke up, but I ran to this ghost place!" ”
Yang Shi also looked at the passage, he didn't want to entangle with the long-haired man, just don't anger this yin and yang weird person, just don't let him get dizzy and beat himself.
Without the interference of the long-haired man, Yang Shan carefully looked at the situation of the passage, the passage in front of him was really strange, it was also snow-white, almost the same as the stone under his feet, Yang Shirt couldn't help but wonder, what kind of stone is this, he has never seen a snow-white stone, and this snow-white stone seems to have a faint light.
"Straight sissy thief! Here, isn't this the general's tomb? ”
The haired man's eyes widened, and then his whole body seemed to freeze, and then he began to hold his head, and with a loud cry, he fell to the ground and rolled on the ground, looking terrible.
Yang Shi hid to the side, trembling, he couldn't help but say in his heart: "If only there were a psychiatrist here, the long-haired man was shocked, and the heart was not good, he was definitely scared out of his heart palpitations and died suddenly!" ”
The hairy man suddenly fell to the ground and did not move.
"What's that?" Yang Xianxin said, "What did you just say about the general's tomb?" Could it be that this is a cemetery? And this long-haired man was afraid, so he was scared and frightened, so he rolled on the ground? That's not right! Scared of the guts, shouldn't you hold your head? This one is a bit like the TV series, those who have amnesia, when they recall their past, it is this kind of head-hugging scene......"
Yang Shan thought to himself, and slowly leaned towards the long-haired man, he wanted to see if the long-haired man was dead.
But just when Yang Shirt stretched out his hand and didn't touch the long-haired man, the long-haired man stood up violently, this action was extremely difficult, it seemed that only the feet were forced, and the whole body remained motionless, as if there was a steel wire on his back to pull him up.
The long-haired man stood up, his eyes were obviously different from just now, and the long-haired man's eyes were full of murderous aura at this time.
Yang Shan's movements froze, his hand stranded in the air, and the long-haired man quickly caught Yang Shan's stranded hand with one hand, and he asked sharply: "What do you want to do?" ”
"It's nothing, I saw you fall to the ground, I want to pick you up." Yang Shan hurriedly explained.
But the long-haired man didn't eat this, he said fiercely: "Nonsense! Will you help me? If you can be here, you have absolutely bad intentions, who are you? ”
Although Yang Shirt was unhappy in his heart, how could he ask the same question, it was endless, but what could he do, he could only continue to repeat it, saying: "I am Tang Sanzang Village on Datang Island in the East Soil, Li Kui!" ”
"What?" The long-haired man had an expression of disbelief, and his other hand was raised, which was a slap on Yang Shan's face, and the long-haired man scolded, "Why are you a fool?" I asked who you are, you actually talked about your grandmother, if you say your grandmother, forget it, you still say that your grandmother is a person from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, if you say that your grandmother is a person from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, you still say that the Eastern Tang Dynasty is an island? Tang Sanzang is a village, if you fool Lao Tzu, you can't have no IQ, and you are special Li Kui, are you watching "Journey to the West" and "Water Margin" to see the series! You're a pure idiot! ”
The more the long-haired man spoke, the more angry he became, "popping", and two slaps on Yang Shan's face.
Yang shirt was about to be beaten and cried, he was aggrieved, and scolded in his heart: "I'll go!" Why are you still full of ancient tone just now, now you have a 180-degree turn, speaking of modern language, you didn't know Tang Sanzang and Li Kui just now, now you know everything, you are definitely neurotic, you just now, you must be in a state of neurosis, and then after holding your head in pain for a while, you returned to normal, but why did he appear here? ”
"Say!" The long-haired man brought Yang Yi up to him and asked, "Are you here to rob the tomb?" ”
"Tomb robbing?" Yang Shirt remembered that before the long-haired man rolled on the ground, he said, "The General's Tomb!" ”
If the long-haired man is now sane, that snow-white passage leads to the place where the coffin is hidden.
The long-haired man seemed to remember something, he stared at the passage, paused, looked flustered, and said loudly, "I'm going to it!" Not good! The guy who beat Lao Tzu last night must have gone to break into the general's tomb! ”