409 Dummies
Yana noticed that someone was coming, and she was in a hurry, so she pulled Yang Yi and hid in the grass, and after a while, a eunuch and a palace maid came, and the two of them just stopped in front of Yang Yi and Yana where they were hiding, and both of them were panting.
Yang Shirt and Yana both recognized it, the two of them were the eunuch palace maids who accompanied them to the fountain garden, but before they reached the entrance of the garden, they were stopped by Yang Shirt and prevented them from stepping in, and the appearance of two of them here inevitably made Yang Shirt and Yana puzzled.
Listen to the little palace maid say: "I have a daughter's house, and it's forgivable that I can't run, you old man, why are you resting!" You're going! ”
The little eunuch said in a girlish voice: "Little sister, look at what you said, since I entered the palace, I am destined not to be a big man!" Not only do I have nothing more than you, but I have less than you! ”
The little palace maid cut it and said, "Fart!" What can you be missing from me than I am? ”
The little eunuch touched his chest and said with a bitter face: "You are bigger than my **!" I've got these two pieces of meat less than you! ”
The little palace maid scolded the little eunuch and said, "You little bastard, no wonder you cut off your children and grandchildren!" ”
Yang Shirt was amused by the conversation between the two people in the grass and almost laughed, but he still endured it, he glanced at Yana, Yana was expressionless, Yang Shirt couldn't help but say, "Damn!" Yana, do you have such a high laugh? ”
Yana glanced at Yang Shan, and her eyes seemed to say, "What's so funny about this?" Vulgar or not? ”
The little palace maid said: "Don't talk nonsense, you go quickly!" I told Grandpa Fei this time, the two of us definitely have a credit! ”
The little eunuch said, "Good! If I take two more breaths, I will definitely run to Grandpa Fei to report! Bean! I can ask you again, are you sure that the two people on the hill are dummies? ”
Speaking of this, Yang Shi and Yana both felt nervous, could it be that the dummy in the pavilion was discovered by this little palace maid named Douzi?
The little palace maid Douzi said: "I'm sure! What do you think, if the two people in the pavilion are real people, then why is it that for a long time, the two of them leaned together and didn't move? This is one, and second, then one person moved, but it seems that it was the wind! Do you think that the king has fallen to the ground, and the female guard still sits there quietly and does not help the king to his feet? The king has been lying on the ground! Yes, Grandpa Lele! ”
The little eunuch was called Xiao Lele, and Xiao Lele said: "Douzi, you are always reasonable, but after all, you didn't go up and see it with your own eyes......"
Beanzi said, "You're again!" The king has confessed, whoever goes up without permission will be beheaded! We can't disobey the will, but we can quickly tell Grandpa Fei, and Grandpa Fei dares to go up, and then we will have merit! ”
Xiao Lele said: "But if the king and the female guard in the pavilion are true, then wouldn't the two of us be miserable?" ”
Douzi said: "Look at you stunned, when we went to tell Grandpa Fei, we didn't mention the truth or falsehood of the king and the female guards in the pavilion, but just explained such a phenomenon, when the time came, it was really a dummy, then the two of us would have credit, if it was really a real person, then we didn't say that the pavilion was a dummy, we just truthfully said what we saw!" Okay, Xiao Lele, don't grind and chirp, I bet with you, the people in the pavilion are definitely dummies! Go ahead! ”
Xiao Lele responded, straightened his chest, looked ahead and said, "My Xiao Lele is going to be promoted!" Beans, I'm one step ahead of you! ”
As he spoke, Xiao Lele ran away first, and Douzi slowly straightened up and walked forward step by step.
After the two of them walked away, Yana and Yang Yi hurriedly jumped out, and Yana said, "Brother, without further ado, let's hurry back!" ”
Yang Shirt said: "This road, I don't think we can go, there should be other people who have raised their vigilance, Yana, is there any way to go around the hill?" ”
Yana said: "Yes, yes, but the journey is a bit far!" I'm afraid that Old Eunuch Fei will be one step ahead of us! ”
Yang Shirt was categorical and said, "One step first? No, the old guy will definitely think for two minutes after listening to the words of the two little guys, and we will definitely get ahead of them and go! Take me the way to get around! ”
Yana then took Yang Yi and secretly turned a corner!
But the fact is that after Xiao Lele told Fei Gonggong about this, Fei Gonggong did not hesitate, he actually had a problem with the stupid king in his heart, he was too suspicious, and always thought that the king had already recovered his memory, just to protect himself, he deliberately pretended to be stupid, and now when Xiao Lele said this, he immediately slapped the table, stood up and said: "There is such a strange thing!" Fast! Let the strong people hurry up and prepare a sedan chair and take our family up the mountain in the way of running! ”
With a roar of order, four fierce guards came up, carried the sedan chair, and took Fei's father-in-law to hurry in the direction of the fountain garden.
Xiao Lele naturally couldn't keep up, Fei Gonggong instructed the fierce guards to take a shortcut, and halfway up the road I met the beans who were still walking slowly, the beans knelt down, where did Fei Gonggong have the heart to pay attention to her, and she flashed, Douzi got up, overjoyed, and said in his heart: "Fei Gonggong is in such a hurry, he must have believed my prophecy, when the time comes, I can also raise my eyebrows, no longer commanded by a few old ladies to command, I can also command them to work for me, haha, just around the corner, just around the corner!" ”
At this time, Xiao Lele rushed over, and the two of them seemed to have seen the day of their beginning, looking at each other with a bright smile on their faces.
When he arrived at the fountain, Father-in-law Fei looked up and saw two figures in the pavilion on the hill, hazy, but it could be seen that the person dressed as a female guard was motionless against the railing, and on the other side, it was a person dressed as a king, who fell stiffly to the side, and was also motionless.
Grandpa Fei was happy in his heart, and after stealing joy, he was angry, and he said in his heart: "This king is really pretending to be stupid and stunned, and he still wants to fool people?" The two people on the mountain are absolutely fake, before Xiao Lele told me, it must have been such a stiff action, after Xiao Lele told me, I came all the way, it stands to reason that if the two of them are real people, how can they still not move? Ha ha! Huanwang, your true face is still exposed by our family! Thinking about it, Grandpa Fei pointed to the top of the hill and said to the heroes, "That's it, you guys take our family up quickly!" Velocity! ”