Chapter Twenty-Four: Improved Spells

"Bastard! Hold it! I'm going to go head-to-head with you! With a loud shout, Lin Fan gritted his teeth and strode towards Yan Shaotian with red eyes.

Yan Shaotian stood still, shook his head contemptuously, turned his face sideways, and a cold voice came, "Such a heavy yin qi didn't freeze to death you buzzing stinky flies?" The vitality is quite tenacious! Are you talking to me? Ant! ”

Before the words fell, Lin Hai stepped forward, hugged Lin Fan, held his mouth, and said with a smile: "You have a large number of adults, the children are still young, and there are no more things, you usually like to joke with people, and you are unscrupulous, don't take it seriously, you have something to do, you are busy first, our uncle and nephew send the holy envoy back to his hometown!" ”

After speaking, he pressed Lin Fan's head, and the two bowed down together.

"Humph!" Yan Shaotian disdained to bother with Lin Fan, and smug himself into the portal, the portal shook violently a few times, slowly contracted, and finally turned into a little light and dissipated into the air. There was no trace left, as if nothing had happened.

"Traitor! Traitor! Coward! Coward! An old puppet who can't be saved when he dies! I'm not afraid if you're afraid of death, why do you want to stop me! As soon as Lin Hai let go of Lin Fan, Lin Fan yelled at Lin Hai.

Lin Fan was young and vigorous, watching Yan Shaotian swagger away from in front of him, he was panting at this time, feeling that he had been humiliated, his face was flushed, and his hands covered his chest, as if he would jump out of it as soon as he let go of his palm.

"I'll fuck you! I don't stop you, you've already let people chop up minced meat. You think I'm afraid of that little white face? Do you know what he's holding in his hand? Do you think you can beat him with your rotten spells? Damn, you know how to act rashly and fight between words. If you have the ability, go back and practice the spell well. Silly thing, hurry up and get to work. Lin Hai was also very breathless, as the so-called forbearance word had a knife on his head, he had to spew out the depressed anger in his heart when he seized the opportunity, and then lifted it with a kick, not giving Lin Fan a chance to argue at all.

Lin Fan didn't expect Lin Hai to be uncomfortable with himself, but instead he fell into the well, turned around in a hurry, and his butt was just sent up.

Lin Hai's kick can be described as powerful, quite a bit of hatred of iron and steel, Lin Fan rolled twice before falling to the ground, but he was also venting his depression this night.

Turning over and getting up, Lin Fan's chivalrous courage was also half discharged, thinking about Lin Hai's words, what he said was very reasonable. Who makes himself so weak, justice is defended by strength. Eat a trench and grow a wisdom, cultivate well to make yourself stronger, and only then will you have the opportunity to do chivalrous righteousness and save the common people.

"Uncle, these children are really pitiful, should we ...... their remains?"

Before Lin Fan could finish speaking, Lin Hai rudely interrupted: "Are you going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures or what?" Rory is rambling, sympathy is overflowing, isn't it! Can't you see this mountain of adult bones? Do you think they will leave willingly? ”

"Could it be that the bones on this ground are ......," Lin Fan reacted at this time.

Lin Hai looked up at Lin Fan, who suddenly came to his senses, and explained: "Demon children are one of the most terrible demons in the world, they have high IQ and low emotional intelligence, they have no endurance, restraint, and self-regulation, but they have a very heavy anger, revenge, destructiveness and the "Law on the Protection of Minors", let them develop and evolve, no one knows how far they will go, this is the best ending, if it weren't for the mentally handicapped from hell to appear in time, Lao Tzu would not let them go!" Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is good reincarnation. If you don't believe it, look up, the sky has spared anyone. I'm going, I'm fucking made a fuss by you? I'm really convinced of you, why are you standing there? Do you want to stay and be the next lord? Hurry up and pack up your things and leave! ”

Lin Fan let out an "oh", didn't speak, and thoughtfully followed Lin Hai's fart and groped for the magic weapons scattered all over the place.

After a carpet search, the two finally recovered all the lost artifacts, and then Lin Hai beckoned Lin Fan to hug Xin'er, and the two retreated along the same path.

When they came to the ground, it was already dawn, and after a night of tossing, the physical strength and spirit of the two had reached the limit.

Lin Hai looked up at the sun and said with emotion: "Such a strong sunlight can't shine into that dark shadow, alas~!" People, you have to live in the sun! I really didn't expect this to get into so much trouble. ”

"Boom, boom, boom!" In the early morning with a clear sky, the sun rises in the east, where is the thunder coming from?

The two of them carefully used their ears to distinguish that it did not look like thunder, and the sound was mixed with shouts, which seemed to be the roar of machines.

Lin Hai sat on the steps in front of the hospital and listened for a while, and said: "Lao Tzu still thought that he was going to make some trouble, it turned out that the park was under construction, and it is estimated that this place is about to be demolished, so let some filth and filth be buried in the ground forever." ”

Lin Fan hugged Xin'er, looked at the sky coldly and said: "The stronger the sunlight, the deeper the shadows, only by facing the sun can you avoid the shadows." Sin lives by concealment, spreads by fraud, and only by puncturing this filthy bubble can the living be revealed through sin, isn't it? I wish those little ghosts can find happiness in heaven, and I hope they can give birth to a good family in the next life! ”

"I'm grass! Is this man crazy? You're okay, okay, don't learn, don't fucking learn from those experts and professors, okay? Lin Hai spat on the thick phlegm, flattened his body, and lay down. In the battle at night, Lin Hai's soul was attacked by a direct attack, a counterattack, and he obviously suffered a lot of damage, and his vitality was greatly damaged, and he also needed to recover.

"You don't have any literary flavor at all! The smell of copper is like a demolition nouveau riche! Lin Fan pouted.

Lin Hai immediately sarcastically said: "Can you eat that literary bacterium as a meal?" Don't me! You're really idle, so study and study when you can pay off the money you owe me? ”

Lin Fan had a headache when he heard Lin Hai mention money, and changed the topic and said: "Money is like dung, to me and Fuyun!" Uncle, mentioning money hurts feelings, let alone relatives! I'd like to ask you an old technical question about the importance of sealing, but I wonder if I can tell you the truth? If you get something, you will be loyal to the country, take care of each other, bow to death and then promise each other! ”

Lin Hai didn't blink an eye when he was fighting the demon boy underground, and after listening to Lin Fan's words, he actually trembled all over and shouted, "Big nephew! Can you talk well! I was told you wanted to. You... If you have something to say, let it go, don't fucking mentally rape me! ”

"Hehe, I just want to ask, when you fight the demon boy, how is it that spell that you use to burn all thoughts is the same as when you summon the wind dragon in the willow forest?" Lin Fan found the problem at that time, and he really struggled with this question for a long time.

"Really? Think about it......" Lin Hai scratched his head and said indifferently: "It may be that the situation was more critical at that time, I remember it confused!" So what? Do you care about me? Lao Tzu is willing! ”

"Heyβ€”β€”?" Lin Fan jumped up like a fried cat, and exclaimed, "You... You can't have researched those spells at home, can you? And those incantations you recited, why can't I find any of them on the Creation Guide? If you don't want to make it clear! From then on, I abandoned martial arts and literature, went down the mountain, ran away from home, and took refuge in Buddhism! ”

"Oh, my! Just like your bear, look at you! Are you a web whiz? Or a martial arts master? Will you shave baldness again? Have a baby? Recruit nuns to see? Are you a well-spoken critic? Scam instructor? Psychologist? No matter how bad you are, like those who shout microphone and live broadcast, you are also in the middle of the ...... Tell me what you are for? At best, you can be a punching bag for someone! It's sick to be a guy! I was so poor that I had to cut off half of the and keep half of it back, afraid of starvation! You can't get enough money to go up the mountain and take the bus! If I hadn't given you something to eat, you'd be dead on the streets by now! Dare to threaten Lao Tzu? Phew! Lin Hai vomited quickly, and his mouth was like a dam that opened the flood gates, pouring thousands of miles.

Lin Fan immediately beat his chest, depressed and a mouthful of blood, soaking it in his mouth and swallowing it back, then slumped to the ground and said with tears in his eyes: "Uncle, I was wrong!" Am I wrong? I'm not a monk! I'm just asking! Are you concerned? If you don't want to say it, forget it! ”

"What to do, what not to eat, what to eat is not enough! You want people to ask for it! If you don't say that, it's over! I'm still relatively easy-going and approachable, you are so shameless to ask, I have to give you a good time! ”

Lin Hai cleared his throat and continued: "Whether it is the sealing technique, the array technique, and the introduction that ignites the elemental energy at the end, it is all the qi waves emitted by the vibration body, it doesn't matter what incantation you chant, the important thing is that the qi sound emitted can stimulate the potential and ignite the accumulated energy. So don't just look at the surface of what you do, but go straight to the essence. Those spells are all from the Internet, of course you can't find them on the Creation Guide, I also stayed up a few nights to memorize them, I know how many spells, some of the mistakes are pure coincidence! What do you think? When you recite those incantations, you will be majestic! Isn't it bluffing? Isn't it dazzling? Very bullish B? Exciting? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ This can also be done? And this kind of operation? Lin Fan was stunned when he heard this, and said in great surprise.

Lin Hai said proudly: "Why not? Practice is the only criterion for testing truth! As long as you can successfully perform spells, if you have the ability, who cares if you recite poems or children's songs! Mainly look at temperament! ”

"Love, I'll go! Uncle, I was completely defeated by you! In this life, I will obey you! You... You're too coquettish! Lin Fan was deeply inspired and thought, "This old thing is quite fashionable!" Know how to catch the trend! No, I have to study the Internet when I go back, the spell is not as good as his, and the spell must overshadow him! ”

……

The two of them talked for a long time.

After resting almost, Lin Hai looked at the sun overhead, and then got up and urged: "Big nephew, have you rested enough, it's not too early, let's hurry back and prepare, this time I have to slaughter them!" With that, Lin Hai dragged Lin Fan and strode out.

Lin Fan walked to the edge of the woods, looked back, and secretly wrote down the location of this mountain col in his heart, thinking that he would rush back as soon as possible to bury the bones of those children and fulfill the last wish of the demon boy boss.

Lin Hai and Lin Fan didn't say anything all the way, got out of the park, took a taxi, and drove straight to their villa.