Chapter Twenty-Six: Making a Mess at the Police Station

As soon as they entered the police station, Lin Hai and Lin Fan were taken into different interrogation rooms.

A group of police officers held an impromptu meeting to study the strategy of arraigning Lin Hai and Lin Fan.

In view of the fact that Lin Fan is just a follower, at best he is an accomplice, so he chooses to dry him first, and maybe he will confess himself in a while.

Seeing Lin Hai's cheap appearance again, he finally decided to let all the experienced police officers stand by, attack in turn, and smash Huanglong, starting with Lin Hai first, and pry his big mouth open no matter what.

In the interrogation room, Lin Hai sat unscrupulously on the chair as if at home, crossed Erlang's legs, and hummed a little song in his mouth, "Who did I say!" Go make a cup of tea for my uncle, I don't drink green tea, it's best to drink black tea, Pu'er is fine, uncle is a little sleepy, let uncle refresh! ”

Sitting opposite Lin Hai were two young police officers, a man and a woman, who turned a deaf ear to Lin Hai's unreasonable demands.

The male policeman scolded with a serious expression while sorting out the materials in his hand: "I'm so old, I don't have a standing face, I don't have a sitting face, what do I look like!" Sit tight! What is your name? ”

"Coffee is fine, too!" Lin Hai smiled and pretended to be stupid.

"Gender? Age? The policewoman didn't raise her head, staring at the interrogation manuscript on the computer and reading it as it was written.

"I said girl, she looks so handsome, why is she so unkind? I really don't have it, it's always okay to get a cup of boiled water! Lin Hai was really thirsty, he was so excited at home just now that he was so excited that he just thought about it, and he didn't even have the time to drink saliva.

There was no response, and the policeman continued to ask, "Origin?" Home address? ”

Damn, he actually ignored me, Lin Hai was a little angry, disgusting: "I'm grass!" Little thorn! Didn't you hear Lao Tzu say that he was thirsty? Do you want Lao Tzu to recycle in front of your good friend? ”

"Spouse? Do you have children? Since she dared to be the first to interrogate Lin Hai, of course the policewoman must also have a strong psychological quality, she asked indifferently with an expressionless face.

"Widowed! has no children and a daughter, has a house and a car, and has a monthly income of more than 10,000! Girl! Look at this condition, there is no one at my age! I think you're good! What do you think of me? Hey! Lin Hai began to tease the policewoman.

"You look so amazing? Why is it a traitor? You don't respect women, your mom knows? In the face of Lin Hai's teasing, the policewoman did not have a trace of emotion, and said coldly.

“……”

Half an hour later, the two officers had asked all the questions, stood up, turned around, and walked out of the interrogation room without looking back, as if they were passing the time on a telephony, without a trace of emotion.

After a while, two more middle-aged male policemen pushed the door in, sat down, looked coldly, and asked as always:

"What's your name?"

"I called a chicken! Do you eat? ”

"Gender? Age? ”

"I bought a watch last year!"

"Origin? Home address? ”

"I guess you bought a watch!"

……

The interrogators on the other side had long been accustomed to Lin Hai's textbook resistance, turned a blind eye to him, completely ignored Lin Hai, and continued his routine interrogation.

The two sides just said a word, a chicken and a duck, each said their own thing, and for nearly three hours, no one refused to talk and let go.

Lin Hai really experienced a tongue battle group of Confucianism, and his mouth was dry and rough, and the corners of his mouth foamed at the mouth.

Although the momentum has always prevailed, the temperament has not been lost, and the scolding is quite enjoyable, but after a fierce tongue and lip sword, I found that the water evaporated a little fast, and I always felt that the kidneys were empty.

The police are very free on their side, and the tactics formulated by the meeting are to consume, until Lin Hai is dehydrated!

Its own advantages are particularly obvious, with the racial talent of infinite pause and substitution at any time, it is obviously much lighter, but when facing Lin Hai, everyone will always have a feeling in their hearts like stepping on a bubble of stinky shit, and there is no harm to others, it is diaphragm!

At this time, Lin Hai couldn't bear it anymore, and he thought in his heart that he had to change his strategy, and he couldn't spend it with them anymore, "These eight calves don't give Lao Tzu a sip of water to drink, this is the rhythm of killing Lao Tzu to death!" Damn, a bunch of big fools, don't ask my immersive, omniscient big nephew! All the fucking came to scourge me! No, if it goes on like this, sooner or later I will be turned into a cactus ball by these grandchildren, and they will be placed on the office table, vacuumed and used to prevent radiation, I have to find a way to scare them away quickly! ”

Seeing that the police had a posture of fighting with him endlessly and burning jade, Lin Hai simply secretly condensed his spiritual power, suddenly pulled his throat, shouted loudly and sprinkled, "The people's police have wronged good citizens, bullied the people, abused the people, set up private courts, and tortured to extract confessions......"

Lin Hai's attack method was mainly Qimen Xuanshu, this kind of soul deterrence with sound waves was still a little rusty to him, but it was still more than enough to deal with ordinary people!

With this sonorous and trembling hum, the thick one-way visible glass window on the side of the interrogation room actually cracked, the loudspeaker was also detonated, and the leaders and a group of alternates who were watching from the glass window all squatted on the ground in pain with their ears covered.

The two police officers sitting opposite Lin Hai didn't have time to react at all, they lost their sense of hearing in an instant, their ears were already oozing blood, and they looked at Lin Hai in a daze, crying out in their hearts:

"Who said that you are not afraid that hooligans will fight, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated? This old rascal is not only uneducated, but also has special functions! Is this considered a work injury for me? Can I apply for a second-class merit? ”

"I don't want to see this ugly bastard again! Fuck you! Do you have to catch up with me when I rotate and yell? You can't fucking wait any longer! There are five minutes left, and I'm gone! ”

……

In an instant, the sound spread through the interrogation room and throughout the police station! The whole police station came to support, thinking that someone was going to blow up the police station.

"In broad daylight, a thunderbolt on a sunny day! God has appeared! Wronged! I'm fucking more wronged than Dou E! Lin Hai knelt on the ground and screamed.

Heavily armed policemen came from all directions and filled the corridors. The elites in the interrogation room also slowly got up from the ground, and when they saw the scene in front of them, everyone inside and outside the door was confused.

"What's going on? Earthquake? ”

"Does this old thing really have a grievance?"

"Could it be that this person is not a thing in the pool, but has a god to protect his body?"

"I'll have to be polite to this old bastard from now on!"

"I kicked him when I interrogated him just now, this old bastard won't hold a grudge!"

“……”

The interrogation of Lin Hai ended in a state of criticism.

After three hours of interrogation, the police also adjusted their tactics appropriately, and because Lin Hai was indeed difficult to deal with, they resolutely gave up the treatment of this old fox and instead concentrated on dealing with Lin Fan.

Lin Fan, who had been waiting for more than an hour on the other side, saw that no one came to greet him after such a long time, and he had long felt bored in the training room, and he actually sat cross-legged on a chair and practiced the exercises in a hundred silences.

Lin Fan had no distractions, he was devoted to the Tao, and as soon as he entered the realm of unity of mind and spirit, the air around him was full of true qi and energy, and after a while, the entire inquiry room was filled with smoke, like a fairyland on earth.

A police officer who came from Lin Hai's room, just regained his fighting spirit, walked to the door of Lin Fan's room, and as soon as he pulled the doorknob, a strong wave of energy rushed towards the police officers who were rushing non-stop with a strong whistling sound.

A wave of unevenness has risen again and again.

A powerful wave of energy slammed everyone outside the door against the wall in the hallway, and the entire police station trembled.

"It's on fire! Fight the fire! ”

"Extinguish the fire! How did this guy spontaneously combust? ”

"Something!"

"Burn down the police station!"

"Where did you get these two supreme scourges!"

“……”

In the building, the fire alarm sounded, the automatic sprinkler system was activated, the overhead sprinkler sprinkler sprayed wildly, all kinds of office facilities were crooked, office supplies were mixed together, in the corridor, the paper in the room was flying, the water was flowing sideways, and the police station suddenly became a pot of porridge.

At this time, Lin Fan in the house was still in a state of flux, and he couldn't imagine that his whim would stir up the whole police station!