Chapter 222: Send a Monkey
The woman's expression looked very embarrassed after hearing this, and what made Xia Feng feel crying and laughing was that the other party even nodded and said in agreement:
"There are too many of these shameless things now, it's useless to say that I'm angry with your dad, after all, no matter how she is, it's later, you are your dad's own son." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
You'll have to sit down and talk to your dad about it. ”
"I can't talk about it. Because I have to consider my dad's feelings, after all, he has done so many bad things in his previous life, so he is fortunate to find such a superb back. Oh yes, this shameless dead woman has been even more excessively lately, and she won't even let me live in my grandmother's house, and she runs to me and makes trouble.
Did you say her face was licked by the dog? ”
The woman didn't say anything when she heard it this time, and her face became a little ugly, Xia Feng glanced at the woman through the mirror, and then said knowingly:
"What's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing, that woman is really shameless."
"Forget it, this kind of person will be punished sooner or later, and a ghost will knock on the door in the middle of the night.
Don't talk about it, is there any risk in your eyebrow tattooing, it won't deform my face all of a sudden, right? ”
"It certainly can't, it's not a surgery."
When the woman spoke, she had already started to get busy, and after a while, while the woman was looking for something, Xia Feng deliberately played with his ghost mask, and then lay down again.
When the woman came back, she screamed in fright when she saw Xia Feng's completely distorted and deformed face.
"What's wrong?"
Xia Feng sat up on the small bed, and then asked the woman.
"What's wrong with your face?"
"My face?"
Xia Feng deliberately glanced at the mirror at this time, and then also pretended to shout:
"Ahh How did my face become like this, what did you do to me! ”
"I didn't do anything......"
"Fart, you didn't do anything, how could my face be deformed, you disfigured me!"
"I don't have ......"
"You specifically asked you if you were at risk, and you said no, you dead liar. You wait for me, I have to call the police to arrest you! ”
"How can you do this, I obviously didn't do anything."
"You've disfigured me, and you haven't done anything, just wait!"
After speaking, Xia Feng didn't care what the woman was saying, so he pushed open the door and ran out angrily.
After Xia Feng went out, the woman sat down on the ground with her buttocks, although she didn't know why Xia Feng's face became like that, but obviously she was in trouble.
After relieving herself for a while, she didn't dare to open the store anymore, so she hurriedly closed the store, called her subject, and cried:
"It's over...... I was in trouble, and just now a student from Middle School 1 came to me to get an eyebrow tattoo...... I don't know what happened, my whole face was deformed, and the student said that he was going to call the police to arrest me...... What should I do......"
Waiting to run back into the car, Xia Feng took the ghost mask off his face and put it in the system backpack.
He had just deformed his face with a ghost mask, and then he got a little chicken blood from the system backpack and smeared it on it, so the effect just now appeared.
Xia Feng wasn't sure if he could scare the woman before, but after seeing the woman close the shop in a panic and leave, he no longer had any worries.
But this is only a small lesson, and he will not just be done with it.
When he saw the woman come out again, he got out of the car and followed her.
Because when he entered the store before, he deliberately used a ghost mask to change his appearance, so even if he was wearing the uniform of the 1st lieutenant colonel now, the woman would not recognize him.
The woman got on the bus, and Xia Feng followed closely behind.
Although there were not as many people on the bus as in the morning and evening, there were still no empty seats, Xia Feng was standing next to the woman, perhaps because he was wearing a school uniform, and the woman was always secretly looking at him.
"Auntie, where did you buy this monkey?"
Xia Feng asked the woman with some curiosity at this time.
"What do you say, I don't have monkeys."
"Isn't this monkey squatting on your shoulder yours?"
"My shoulder?"
The woman subconsciously touched it, but she didn't touch anything, and then glared at Xia Feng:
"Where did you come from, which eye did you see a monkey squatting on my shoulder? Tell you, don't talk nonsense! ”
The woman was not in a good mood at all now, so she ignored Xia Feng and walked to the back of the bus.
Xia Feng didn't post it again, but when the woman got out of the car, he also walked down.
Then he followed the woman across the road and entered a community, and after following the woman into the corridor, Xia Feng stopped the woman again and said:
"Auntie, if this monkey is not yours, can you give it to me?"
"I said if you kid is sick! Monkey monkey! Where did the monkeys come from!
Neurotic, don't force me to scold you, stop following me. ”
The woman pointed at Xia Feng and ran upstairs quickly after a cold warning, and then heard the sound of the door opening and closing.
Judging by the sound, it should be on the 4th floor.
Xia Feng didn't know what he thought, a wicked smile suddenly appeared on his face, and then he directly entered the world of the underworld.
After entering, he walked directly towards the ghost building, and then shouted into the corridor:
"Bao Jing come out!"
Hearing his voice, Bao Jing and Wang Meifeng walked down from the upstairs one after another, the two ghosts seemed to have a good relationship, as soon as they came out, Bao Jing pretended to call to Xia Feng:
"What do you command?"
After hearing this, Xia Feng gave Bao Jing a relatively satisfied look, and then said with a cold face:
"Where is that monkey?"
"Monkey King, Monkey King."
Bao Jing screamed a few times, and then saw the little monkey walking out of the corridor with a tired and unloving face.
Xia Feng glanced at the monkey, and then commanded it:
"Come here."
This monkey doesn't look small, but it can understand human speech, which is very exciting.
knew that Xia Feng was the big guy here, so he hurriedly came to Xia Feng's feet, and then was directly caught by Xia Feng.
Then, he left the world of Hades directly with the monkey.
Coming out of the underworld, Xia Feng and the monkey appeared in the corridor.
"Isn't it easy to be tortured by Bao Jing?"
The monkey nodded humanely, and then began to make a fuss at Xia Feng, obviously begging Xia Feng to save it.
"Give you a chance to torture others, when the matter is done, I won't let Bao Jing harm you, if you can't do it, I'll slap you to death, don't you hear!"
Xia Feng frightened the monkey, and the monkey nodded in horror, looking very funny.
"I'll put you in a house, and you can only let the women of that house see you, and then torture me all day long, how to torture yourself.
I'll come back in a few days to check the results, don't let me down. ”
The monkey squatted on the ground and listened carefully to what Xia Feng was saying, the reason why he mentioned the monkey to the woman before was also to lay the groundwork for the next series of fright.
Then, Xia Feng sent the monkey into the house where the woman was.