Chapter 68: Can't Drive the Bus
The night in the countryside seems too quiet, except for watching TV, it is about two or three friends gathering at the card table, or the couple coming to a vigorous man-making movement.
The TV was not good, so Shao Yitian and Liu Sihan went upstairs and went back to their rooms early to sleep.
Shao Yitian was just lying on the bed, ready to take out his mobile phone to read the news or something. I suddenly remembered that Brother Bing had given him a foundation for cultivating the truth for several days, and he hadn't taken a look at it yet.
Shao Yitian sat up and leaned against the head of the bed, and took out the foundation of cultivation with the best in his sleeves.
The foundation of this book is not thick, it is about 100 pages, it is the kind of thread-bound book in ancient times, and the color of the pages is also yellow, which is a bit of a vicissitudes of life.
When I opened the first page of the book, I saw that it was written: Cultivating the true book is a matter against the sky, and my generation of cultivating real people should judge the situation and avoid evil...... Cultivation is like a sister, only perseverance can succeed, otherwise, when the sister paper lies on someone else's bed, you can only cry and faint in the toilet!
In addition, in order to cultivate the truth, mortals are nothing more than to live longer, so that their lifespan can be like the 80,000-year-old turtle in the sea, and they can experience the vicissitudes of the sea and the changes of the world......
The first few lines are also written with a bit of ancient rhyme, but in the back, this is a ghost? Brother Bing, can you be a little more reliable, cultivating is a serious and sacred thing, can we use a few high-end metaphors?
The foundation of cultivation introduced the various realms to Shao Yitian in detail.
Qi practice: The first step into the cultivation of the truth, the qi is drawn into the body, and at this stage you can feel the aura between heaven and earth.
Zhuji: When you reach this realm, you can really step into the world of cultivation, and when you reach the realm of Zhuji, you can fly in the sky, but you can't fly too long or too far. After building the foundation, the biggest advantage is that the lifespan will break through ordinary people, and there will be a lifespan of three Jiazi.
Jin Dan: As the name suggests, Jin Dan is formed in the dantian, which can travel thousands of miles a day, turn over rivers and seas, and have great magical powers.
Yuan Baby: Really enter the hall of Xiuzhen, after experiencing the catastrophe, a baby is born in the dantian, even if the body is destroyed, as long as the Yuan Infant escapes, you can take away the body of others and be reborn. After arriving at the Yuanying realm, the power of the supernatural power has risen greatly, it can communicate with the heavens and the earth, the fugue is too empty, the divine sense can cover a radius of hundreds of kilometers, and the longevity of the yuan reaches ten jiazi. Jin Dan and Yuan Ying belong to a watershed, and some cultivators cannot withstand the catastrophe, and finally turn into a pinch of loess and dissipate between heaven and earth.
Transformation of God: After this realm, the Yuan Infant in the dantian grows up and can control the clone to fight, and the supernatural power is no less than the main body. However, once the body is damaged, the realm of the clone will plummet. Shouyuan is as many as fifteen nails.
Mahayana: The supernatural power of Mahayana, the furnace is perfect, and the understanding of the way of heaven is born, and the longevity reaches twenty jiazi.
Tribulation: The supernatural power reaches the peak, carries the catastrophe against the sky, and ascends to the immortal. Once the tribulation fails, it will dissipate between heaven and earth, and at worst, the realm will fall and its cultivation will be damaged. Shou Yuan reached thirty Jiazi.
As for the realm of human immortals, earth immortals, etc., Lu Dongbin did not write it in the book, but wrote: "When your kid flies to heaven one day, buy a few bottles of good wine when the time comes, and Brother Bin will tell you in detail." ”
The first realm of cultivation is to practice qi, according to the introduction in the book, it is to introduce qi into the body and store it in the dantian. This so-called qi is the aura between heaven and earth, and only by feeling the existence of aura between heaven and earth can we slowly guide the aura into the dantian.
Shao Yitian began to cultivate as introduced in the book, closed his eyes tightly, relaxed his whole body, and slowly felt the aura of this heaven and earth with his heart.
You have to ask Shao Yitian, what is Reiki and what is Reiki like? Shao Yitian also has a black eye, and he doesn't know anything!
After closing his eyes, Shao Yitian felt it slowly with his heart, but he couldn't feel it at all, only felt the silence of the night, and heard the barking of frogs in the fields from time to time, or the barking of a few native dogs in the village.
After several attempts, Shao Yitian was unsuccessful. I picked up the foundation of cultivation on the bed and looked at it, I read it right, it was written like this, could it be that Brother Bing drank too much and wrote it wrong?
Shao Yitian decided to try again, but this time it took a little longer.
Time passed minute by minute, and at first it was still the same as before, and I didn't feel anything at all. Just when Shao Yitian wanted to give up, he suddenly found that he seemed to have touched something in his mind, and his mind involuntarily began to sketch the picture of this heaven and earth.
There are mountains, waters, and stars, and some people have houses and walls......
Gradually, the picture in my mind gradually became clearer.
"Huh?" Shao Yitian suddenly found that he seemed to be able to feel the aura that seemed to be absent, but he couldn't capture it smoothly and draw qi into his body.
With a good start, Shao Yitian will be energetic. So, strike while the iron is hot, and strive to be able to draw qi into the body tonight.
"I'm going!Who is it? Still sending me a message so late? It won't be a long night, Liu Sihan has no intention of sleeping, and wants to chat with himself, right?" Shao Yitian was about to make persistent efforts when he was disturbed by a text message on his mobile phone.
Shao Yitian picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, only to see that it was a text message sent to him by an unfamiliar number, and it was estimated that it was a spam text message such as a loan.
Shao Yitian didn't bother to read the content of the text message, so he had to delete the text message. But in the next second, Shao Yitian unexpectedly opened the text message again to see what it was.
As soon as the text message was opened, it turned out to be an MMS message. Who else will send MMS messages these days? It's really funny.
Shao Yitian would like to see the content of this MMS!
When the MMS message was opened, after seeing the picture above, Shao Yitian's eyes straightened.
This is a photo of a woman wearing underwear and underwear, the woman in the photo is in excellent shape, lying lazily on the bed, her eyes are like silk, biting her lip, her right hand is on her white and flawless thigh, and her left hand makes a gesture to come quickly.
Moreover, the woman in the photo is really Shao Xiaofang.
"I'll go! fuck it, fuck it!" Shao Yitian couldn't help but sigh when he saw the two big white rabbits on Shao Xiaofang's chest in the photo, which seemed to be about to break out of his clothes.
Grandma's, isn't this sincere to let buddy commit crimes? What does this woman mean? Do you also want to pick your buddy's yang and make up for her yin? Hmph! Don't think about it! Dude won't be the kind of person who is not strong-willed, so he immediately deleted the photo! Well, let's take another look, it's a pity to delete it immediately......
After seeing this extremely seductive and bewildering photo, Shao Yitian's little brother protested very spinelessly, so angry that Shao Yitian scolded him for being unproductive!
Then Shao Yitian thought, how did Shao Xiaofang know her mobile phone number? Thinking about it carefully, it may be that when she came to visit her parents this afternoon, her parents told her.
Some people say that once a woman is completely stripped naked, it makes men lose interest, but it is the state of holding the pipa and half-covering her face, which can best arouse men's desires and hopes.
And the photo Shao Xiaofang sent to Shao Yitian is really the feeling of holding the pipa and half-covering his face.
Just when Shao Yitian felt hot all over his body, Shao Xiaofang sent another text message. The content of the text message was: "Brother Tian, do you look good in this set of underwear?"
I'll go! This is naked, naked seduction! Uncle policeman, come on, it's this woman who seduces innocent young men!
When Shao Yitian was thinking about whether to reply to a text message, another text message from Shao Xiaofang came over.
"Brother Tian, the weather is so hot, the Lun family can't sleep, Brother Tian, do you have time to come out and walk with the Lun family, the Lun family will not treat you badly. ”
If he didn't know Shao Xiaofang's situation, Shao Yitian might immediately put on his clothes and go out. But now Shao Yitian knows that Shao Xiaofang is a bus, and it is possible that he has practiced the evil art of collecting yin and supplementing yang, which makes Shao Yitian feel disgusting in his heart!
If a woman doesn't love herself, what's the use of being beautiful on the outside?
Shao Yitian took one last look at Shao Xiaofang's seductive photo and deleted it.
Then I replied to a text message: I'm sorry sister, although I have been getting my driver's license for a few years, I can't drive a bus!