Chapter Ninety-Nine: Fighting Zombies
Fang Tianming is really not called Fang Tianming.
As soon as it was dawn, before Father-in-law Sun raised his head, my mobile phone rang, and after the phone was connected, I heard Uncle Fang's very magnetic voice say: "Little Brother Jiu, I'm at the door of your villa, open the door." ”
I rubbed my hazy sleepy eyes and got up, there was no thunder on this day, and Princess Miaoyue didn't stick to me to sleep, I felt lost in my heart, and I was looking forward to another thunderstorm night.
While yawning, I opened the door of the villa, and I saw Fang Tianming's scrap metal Santana, I wondered, **** This line, if you really have the ability, you can change a good car with a random order, why does this guy rely on this car, or just say it's good.
The two magnificent garages next to the villa were empty, I waved at Fang Tianming, this big tree was not polite, grinned at me, and parked the small broken car in it.
"Yo, why did this face take ......?" When Fang Tianming pushed the car door and saw me, he asked with a surprised expression.
"Ahem... If you accidentally touch it, it's okay, it's okay, it doesn't affect. I smiled awkwardly, my current image is really not very good-looking, no wonder the little girl of Princess Miaoyue had to sleep by herself last night.
"Young people, it's too normal to have a fight or something, it's not like when I was young, I followed that old guy and cheated on me...... Ahem...... I can't imagine that you still live in a villa, Brother Xiaojiu, it's really magnificent, it's this feng shui...... It's not the feng shui of this villa, the feng shui of this whole plot of land is problematic, it's not suitable for living, I speak more directly, you don't like to listen. Fang Tianming opened the trunk of the car and took out two large wooden boxes, which looked older than the broken car, but the quality felt good, a little weighty, I walked over to help him move it down, it was quite heavy.
But as I listened to what he meant, the more certain I became that this guy was a god.
"I said brother, don't call me Brother Xiaojiu, I am tired of calling me this name, you can call me Xiaomao or Jiuchen." Putting the box on the ground, I clapped my hands and said, at the same time, I was thinking in my heart, if this thing was really a magic stick, I promised to let the fat man throw all these big wooden boxes into the well for him.
"Well, Comrade Xiaomao, let's move these guys in first, these things can't see the sun, can't be put outside, and then find me a room, I'll sleep first, and drive all night, if it weren't for the middle to pick up a few little sisters, I might have arrived a long time ago." Fang Tianming ran the smaller box directly on the ground again, not realizing that I had already had the idea of throwing him and the box into the well together.
Whether this guy drove all night or soaked all night, I'm skeptical now.
"Uh...... When can I start doing things? "I just don't like to turn my face very much, for this kind of person who is cheeky and fat, I really don't know how to have a seizure, so I can only say patiently.
"Young man, don't worry, how can there be a ghost hunt for most of the day, the yang energy is so heavy, who dares to come out, there are many ways here, the kind of ghost that can come out during the day, it is impossible to appear in the city, you can rest assured, at night, brother, I will help you get it in minutes." Fang Tianming had already walked to the door of the villa with the box in his arms.
People say that it doesn't hurt when you fight, but after a while, you will feel it, and I'm experiencing this now, my whole body is sore, and I feel like I've been beaten everywhere, and I paid more attention to the thing in the crotch of my pants, and I protected it very well last night, except for here, it's really blue and purple all over my body.
There was no way, so I could only take the treasure in his box back to the villa, and after arranging a room for Fang Tianming, this thing lay in and fell asleep, I admire the nerves of this kind of person, what is it made of.
I looked at the time, and it was only half past six......
I was about to go upstairs and sleep again, just as I stepped on the stairs on my front foot, the door of Fang Tianming's room was suddenly opened again, and I saw that Fang Tianming no longer had the sloppy look he usually had, but became a serious face, holding a wooden sword in his left hand, reddish-brown, it felt like it should be a peach wood sword, the usual weapon of Taoist priests, holding a fan in his right hand, but there were seven colors, each color was the same as a strip of cloth, and at a glance, it was like a feather duster, and then take a closer look, But I found that the fan actually had a hint of spiritual light, pale cyan, I was stunned for a moment, with LED flash effect, if this is not the kind of toy for children, it will be really powerful......
I was also taken aback by his sudden appearance, and when I saw his serious expression, I asked curiously: "What's wrong Brother Fang, in broad daylight, you are a ghost, or have you changed your mind, and you plan to start working now, don't you say that that thing won't come out during the day?" ”
"It's too up-and-coming star, and the strain doesn't stop. Exorcise evil spirits and protect your life. Wisdom is clear and the mind is at peace. The three souls are eternal, and there is no loss of soul. Haste as a law. Fang Tianming ignored me, his mouth was chattering, and I was also stunned when I heard it, so I frowned and looked at what he was going to do.
Seeing Fang Tianming thinking straight about me coming over, I was stunned by him, and I couldn't help but take a step back, and saw Fang Tianming passing by the staircase, and was about to walk towards the basement.
Basement...... Shibai?
I suddenly thought of what this guy was doing with a peachwood sword in his hand, did he feel the breath of Shibai? Could it be that this obscene uncle is really not a god, and he really has some ability?
I didn't have time to think about it, I jumped straight down, and I was ready to stop him, I invited him over not to surrender Shibai, a good baby, and blame me for not making it clear to others in advance, I always felt that he was a magic stick, and I was embarrassed to let people go back, so I made a fuss, if he got up with Shibai, it would be embarrassing, although I really wanted to see if he was powerful, or Shibai was more tricky, but if this thing lowered Shibai, Princess Miaoyue would definitely not be able to spare me.
"Wait!"
As soon as I opened my mouth, a black figure suddenly jumped out of the basement, Shibai also seemed to feel Fang Tianming's breath, I was still at the staircase, and I saw Fang Tianming waving the peachwood sword in his hand like lightning.
"Lingbao Tianzun, comfort the body. The soul of the disciple is the five internal organs. The green dragon and the white tiger, the team battles are varied; Suzaku Xuanwu, guard me really. Haste as a law. As soon as the word "big in Fang Tianming's mouth" came out, I watched the muscles of this thing grow directly, and I was stunned for a moment, what the hell is this, can the body still get bigger?
Just when I was distracted, crackling, this Taoist priest started as soon as a zombie, the action was too fast, I couldn't see it clearly, but Shibai's outstretched hand, it seemed to be a lot stronger, and it was coordinated a lot, it seems that the last time I was struck by thunder, my strength has grown a lot.
Play big......
These two guys don't care who hurts whom, I can't get out of it, it's fun now, the movement is so big, it is estimated that the fat man and Huo Nan are about to run out.
I also found out that Zhang Moxing beat Shibai, which belongs to the crushing of strength, and there is no nonsense at all, Fang Tianming seems to have used a secret method such as inviting the god spell, and he is following the technical flow, I have also determined one thing, this obscene uncle is really not a god stick......
The body that swelled up suddenly suddenly became taller in my impression.
(End of chapter)