Climbing the Great Wall is a very tiring thing, especially for a person who has been weak since childhood and lacks exercise......

In less than half an hour, Tang Jian was so tired that his legs were sore and he didn't want to move.

He stopped, caught another passing tour group, and asked: "Ladies and gentlemen, do you know how 'not to be a hero if you don't go to the Great Wall' came about?" ”

The tour guide who led the group was a woman in her twenties and thirties who looked a little fat, she was systematically introducing the history of the Great Wall and some interesting things, at this time she looked at Tang Jian and found that she was not a tourist in the group, so she ignored it directly, and took a loudspeaker to remind the tourists behind to hurry up.

Hey, ignoring me!

Tang Jian said disdainfully: "You don't even know how this sentence came from, right? ”

At this time, a forty or fifty-year-old eldest sister said: "Isn't this sentence said by the founding leader!" ”

Tang Jian said: "That's right, didn't this tour guide tell you that, saying that one day the leader of the founding of the People's Republic of China climbed the Great Wall, and then touched the scene and sighed, 'If you don't go to the Great Wall, you are not a hero', so this sentence has been passed down like this, right!" ”

The eldest sister nodded, and the woman who took the lead looked at Tang Jian suspiciously, what does this guy want to do, isn't this sentence the leader of the founding of the country who looked up to the sky to sigh and became popular?

I saw Tang Jian's eyes locked on her, and he stretched out his hand to accuse: "You are misleading people's children!" ”

"Sick!" The tour guide woman glanced at Tang Jian sideways and shouted: "Everyone come along, there is a beacon tower in front, we can stop and rest for five minutes, and we can take pictures as much as we like!" ”

Tang Jian suddenly recited sonorously and forcefully:

"The sky is high and the clouds are light, and the geese flying in the south are broken."

"If you don't get to the Great Wall, you are not a hero, and you can only travel 20,000 yuan."

"On the peak of Liupan Mountain, the red flag is sweeping the west wind."

"Today, the long tassel is in hand, when will you tie up the dragon?"

With such a thought, he successfully attracted the attention of all the tourists nearby, and the tour guide woman who was continuing to walk forward with the tourists turned around, and then found that Tang Jian was staring at her like a torch, and said: "This poem was written by the leader of the founding of the People's Republic of China, and the phrase 'If you don't go to the Great Wall, you are not a hero' is widely spread to this day!" So the question is, the eldest sister of the tour guide in front, is it wrong for me to say that you are misleading? ”

Rage +195......

"Hehe, you're misleading people!" The tour guide woman was smiling and leading the group a moment ago, but now her face has changed, just like a shrew arguing on the street, shouting at the top of her voice: "Ignore him, we will go to the beacon tower in front of us now!" ”

Tang Jian said with a regretful face: "Hey, the children of the wrong people still don't know how to repent!" The current tour guide is too immoral and irresponsible! ”

Rage +220......

A few minutes later.

"Ladies and gentlemen, do you know how 'not a hero if you don't go to the Great Wall' came about?"

The guide man who took the lead looked at Tang Jian, and then chose to answer: "This sentence comes from a poem by the leader of the founding of the country, so it has been passed down to the present." ”

"Mistaken ......" Tang Jian was about to say that he was misleading people, and then coughed wittily and said, "Not bad, you are a qualified tour guide!" ”

Almost overturned!

Tang Jian harmed several tour guides, and this was the first time to know that the phrase "If you don't go to the Great Wall, you are not a hero" is from a poem by the leader of the founding of the country, so he had to let him go.

After all, he upholds fairness, justice and openness, and those tour guides who mislead people's children need to spur them on and teach them a lesson.

In this way, you can not only collect anger points, but also pretend to be forced and promote Chinese culture, which is simply the best of three worlds!

"It seems that you have to strengthen your exercise in the future, and after only an hour, I am too tired to move."

Tang Jian hammered his thighs, he couldn't imagine that he was so weak, fortunately, he didn't have to worry about heart disease, otherwise he would be really prone to heart attacks after walking for so long.

"Ladies and ......"

Ahh Occupational disease has attacked!

Tang Jian continued to walk forward, and waited until he reached the cable car station in front of him, and then he could take the cable car down, otherwise if he continued like this, even if he was not exhausted, his legs would be crippled.

Stopping and stopping, taking a few photos from time to time, and finally seeing the cable car station, Tang Jian had a feeling of looking forward to Mei to quench his thirst.

It's finally time to get free!

Riding the cable car back, it feels like being reborn, not to mention how comfortable and enjoyable it is.

Looking at his phone, it was already past four o'clock, Tang Jian booked a car with software, he was thinking about whether to go back and sleep for a night or find a hotel to rest?

When he came out this time, he really made some mistakes in his heart, but since he had made up his mind, he wouldn't care so much.

It's a good thing for him to leave, otherwise Dr. Zhang would have to take him to the hospital for a check-up and bring him medicine.

After a long time, the situation on his body will naturally be exposed, and the current medical conditions cannot cure heart disease, and when the situation is exposed, it is difficult for him to explain.

After choosing a hotel with a better rating on the map, Tang Jian initiated a taxi request.

After a while, a nearby driver grabbed a single phone call.

……

When he arrived at the hotel and opened a room, Tang Jian was paralyzed on the bed without even eating. He usually has the habit of taking a nap, but today he went crazy, and now he is tired and sleepy.

However, his body sweated a lot, and the greasy made him feel very uncomfortable, but he didn't feel sleepy when he came out of the shower!

Taking advantage of the boredom, Tang Jian opened his mobile phone and looked at the "Zhu Xian" released at noon, which has now been approved and has 73 collections.

He found that there were two more signing messages in the background, and it was actually that the two editors had taken a fancy to "Zhu Xian" and asked him to add deductions.

"Hehe, does this mean robbing people?"

Tang Jian opened the buckle, he logged in another trumpet that was not commonly used, and added two edits at the same time.

Drip, drip!

The friend was added successfully, and because Tang Jian noted his author's name when adding the friend, the editor named Blue Fox contacted him as soon as possible.

"Hello, I'm the blue fox in charge of Xianxia."

Immediately afterwards, another Xianxia editor in charge of black tea also took the initiative to contact Tang Jian.

Tang Jian thought for a while, and typed back to the black tea: "Eh, I received two signing messages in the background, I added Blue Fox just now, and now he is looking for me." ”

Opening the chat window of Blue Fox, Tang Jian also replied with the same words: "Well, I received two signing messages in the background, I just added black tea, and now he is looking for me." ”

Hehe, I said in the morning, today you ignore my love, tomorrow I will make you unattainable!

It's just the beginning, and the best is yet to come!

It's exciting to think about......

Tang Jian raised the corners of his mouth and smiled cheaply.

At this time, Blue Fox and Black Tea sent almost identical news!