The sunshine is quiet and elegant, without the hustle and bustle, which makes people feel calm and relaxed.

The morning sun shines through the sparse clouds, reflecting the entire villa group covered with a white wedding dress, sparkling with light.

The exquisite villas with a rustic style are scattered among the shade of verdant trees, and it is as if you are away from all the hustle and bustle of the city, which is particularly comfortable and peaceful......

On the streets of the villa area, old people playing chess, children playing, busy cleaners...... The atmosphere was peaceful and warm.

The moist wind swept gently and blew the air cool.

A breeze peeked through the glass windows into the living room of one of the white villas, blowing away the smoke that had just been left after a battle.

Lin Fan covered his left eye with unkempt hair and ragged clothes, and sat on the sofa angrily, like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

On the other hand, Lin Hai was sitting next to Lin Fan with Erlang's legs crossed and picking his teeth, his face was full of spring breeze, and he looked like a king, extremely proud. He shook his head, hummed a little song, and when he saw Lin Fan's appearance, he didn't forget to quip:

"Big nephew, how do you feel? The full body massage I gave you just now is still comfortable. You're reacting too much, can you be quieter next time? Like a stupid pig waiting to be slaughtered, squeaking and screaming, damn, the neighbors heard it and thought that Lao Tzu liked to abuse children. ”

"Holy! Old bastard! You're fucking child abuse! Destroy the flowers of the Motherland! People ask for money for massage, and you massage for death! It's good that I'm strong and strong, and there's nothing unspeakable, unlike some people who don't look good, damn it! Otherwise, you'll be killed. Lin Fan remembered the unbearable picture of being beaten by Lin Hai with a sack on his head from behind as soon as he entered the house, and he was angry, but he had nowhere to vent, so he could only be happy for a while.

"Oops, I'll go! Little Wang Balamb, it seems that you enjoyed it just now! And dare to openly provoke? I guess the heat is still not enough, I have to go back to the pot Balabala. Lin Hai rolled up his arms and sleeves as he spoke, and pulled out a wooden stick casually, preparing to fight another 800 rounds.

Seeing that another catastrophe had occurred for no reason, Lin Fan's attitude changed sharply, and he hurriedly showed weakness and said: "Uncle, uncle, if you have something to say, we are all adults, how can we be so violent!" If you accidentally injure the tables, chairs, pots and pots, you have to spend money to buy them from scratch, don't you? What a waste! Besides, you're tired for a long time, take a break, take a break! ”

Lin Hai was also very useful when he heard it, and he also appreciated it in his heart, "This kid learns quite quickly, and he has changed a lot." Then he put away his weapon and said calmly: "This is quite a human saying, and it has lived up to my cultivation of you for so long." ”

"Isn't this all a good way to be taught by the uncle?" Lin Fan followed the conversation and asked all the questions he had encountered in his cultivation these days, and said, "Uncle, I've been cultivating for so long, why can't I even cast the introductory spell?" I've been practicing those basic gestures for a long time, why can't I feel the aura in my body? It's too difficult to seal the seal, did you forget to teach me some secret to passing on women to not men? Don't hide it, my cousin is someone else's daughter-in-law sooner or later, and she can't be trusted...... Hey~ Then "The Book of Creation" can't be bought by you from a stall to fool me, right? ......" After speaking, he looked at Lin Hai with a suspicious face.

Lin Hai immediately widened his eyes, pointed at Lin Fan's nose and scolded, "Fuck you!" Who do you think you are? Did Lao Tzu make such a big effort to trick a stupid X to play? Are you fucking like a blind man looking at the computer every day, and you can't see the eight big characters of 'shape moves at will, and the mind is born from the heart'? ”

Lin Fan blinked a few times and asked stupidly, "What do you mean?" ”

Lin Hai said with a look of contempt: "I've been with you for a long time, I can be a translator." Idiot! The meaning of that sentence is the heart business, the meaning is vivid. The heart is one's own mind, but the mind can be other than one's own will. In fact, the mind is the master, all moves are just a form, it must cooperate with the mind, with the sound mantra as the guide, vibrate the internal qi veins of the body, stimulate the potential of life, in order to burst out of supernatural energy, so the three must be completely compatible. In fact, it can also be understood upside down here, the shape moves with the heart, and the relationship is born from the heart, which I think is more reliable. Got it? ”

Lin Fan nodded seriously and said, "Well, I understand half of it." ”

"I'm dizzy... Alas~ You can't blame all this, I think I also practiced for a long time to get to today's achievement, it's not easy! There are some things that you can only know by yourself, not by words! But don't be discouraged, judging from your qualifications, you should be able to achieve a small success after thirty or fifty years of practice. Lin Hai originally wanted to motivate Lin Fan, and deliberately exaggerated the facts.

As soon as Lin Fan heard it, it would take thirty or fifty years for a small achievement, so if he wanted to become a big success and complete the plan of deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors, wouldn't he have burped a long time ago, and immediately said urgently: "I grass!" That's worth it! Uncle, otherwise let's change our studies. ”

"Okay, or I'll give you the array technique. With your bear-like look, I reckon you should be able to learn to outline your own requiem before you die. Lin Hai didn't expect Lin Fan to be so casual, so he pouted and said sarcastically.

Lin Fan smacked his tongue and said, "There is nothing simple?" ”

Lin Hai said angrily: "The sealing technique is the easiest, what else do you want?" ”

Lin Fan had no choice but to accept his fate, sighed and said, "Alas~ Forget it, that's it." It's a big deal, I'm going to work overtime from today onwards, work hard, and make up for the years of missing qualifications. ”

Lin Hai secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said without changing his face: "It's about the same, but I warn you, you make up for you, don't pull me, I'm so old, I don't want you to spoil me for a few more years." ”

Lin Fan shook his head and teased: "Uncle, how can you do that!" Without you, my accomplishments are limited. ”

Lin Hai immediately picked up the wooden stick, knocked on Lin Fan's head, and threatened: "Don't put a high hat on Lao Tzu, I don't care, if you dare to disturb my sleep in the middle of the night in the future, I will beat you until you don't even know your mother." ”

“……”

In the next few days, Lin Fan seemed to be enchanted, cultivating day and night, and Lin Hai's warnings had already been left behind him.

Repeating the same scene every day, Lin Fan woke up Lin Hai in the middle of the night, and after being beaten, he got a satisfactory answer, and then early the next morning, after the two were beaten by Lynch, they got a nightmare breakfast.

After such a few days, Lin Fan became more and more frustrated, and his mood for learning and cultivation was high.

Lynch also enjoys it, because he can not only exercise but also improve his cooking skills, so why not do it.

Only Lin Hai's tortured people don't look like people, and ghosts don't look like ghosts.

It was another weekend morning, and there was a rare school activity, so Lynch rushed to school before dawn.

In the bedroom, Lin Fan was napping on the keyboard, and Lin Hai was sleeping on the bed, holding a baseball bat in his right hand.

The alarm clock on the bedside table has long stopped working, the floor is littered with clutter, the curtains are closed, the time passes minute by minute, and the whole villa is unusually quiet,

"Suzu... Bell... Bell..."

"Bang... Syllable... Bang..."

A bell rang followed by a violent slamming of the door, breaking the silence of the villa for several days.

Lin Fan got up from the table, rubbed his eyes, and twisted his neck that was a little stiff, he thought it was Lynch who went out to buy groceries and forgot to bring the key, got up and squinted to open the door.

At this time, Lin Hai suddenly sat up reflexively, raised the baseball bat and was about to smash it towards Lin Fan.

Lin Fan was so frightened that he suddenly fell asleep, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Uncle, uncle, my subordinates are merciful, this time it's not me, I'm also a victim......"

But it was already late, Lin Hai didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he wanted to disturb Lao Tzu's sleep, so he let out this breath first, and then he picked up the stick and hit the head.

"Oops... I'm grass!" If Lin Fan hadn't reflexively blocked it with his arm, it is estimated that his head would have been scooped down this stick.

Lin Hai slowly opened his eyes, heard the door still "clang", and realized that this time it was indeed a mistake, but he didn't feel a little guilty, and said listlessly: "I'm sorry, I was injured by mistake!" But you're not wronged, I'm instinctive! Get used to it, just count it as interest. After saying that, he lay down again.

"Holy! You can do it! Take advantage of anything. Hiss~ This old man is still addicted, and his strength is getting bigger and bigger every time. Lin Fan complained while holding his arm and went downstairs to open the door.

Lin Fan walked to the door, and when he was about to open the door, he subconsciously glanced at the visual access control in front of the door. The hand holding the doorknob reached back again, and he wondered in his heart: "Huh? Not an old lady. How is she? ”

Lin Fan pressed the call button and pretended to say: "Hello Mrs. Zhang, forgive us for being inconsiderate, please wait a little longer with this wife, my master is cultivating to the point of life and death, if there is a slight mistake, he will explode and die, please do not disturb, please understand, Amitabha!" ”

There were two people standing at the door, one of whom was Zhang Hua, the head of the Zhang Group, and behind her stood a middle-aged woman dressed in a noble manner.

After Zhang Hua heard Lin Fan's voice, he thought: "Why is it still that set of rhetoric, so familiar, what are you pretending." But after thinking about it: "Masters may have a bit of a quirk, just stay at home, just wait." ”

The unknown lady behind Zhang Hua stomped her feet and said hurriedly: "Sister Zhang, when will this be?" Is this man trustworthy? ”

Zhang Hua turned around and took the noble lady's hand, and patiently comforted: "Sister, don't worry, you're here, do we still care about this time?" Don't worry, Master Lin is a master in the world, he will definitely be able to help you, a few strange things happened in my family were solved by Master Lin, you still don't believe me. ”

The noble lady was preoccupied, looking depressed, and sat on the steps of the door weakly, crying and saying with a sad face: "Sister Zhang, I am also desperate...... If no master can help, I really can't be loved......"

The lady is a highly educated intellectual, and in her heart she doesn't believe in any deceptive tricks such as feng shui masters and fortune tellers. But when people reach despair, they will always do something that they can't even believe, maybe they want to make some excuses and find some psychological comfort for their mistakes, or they don't want to accept the facts, so that people will always be immersed in the fantasies they weave......

After dealing with Zhang Hua and the others, Lin Fan trotted all the way upstairs, and took the opportunity to aim at Lin Hai's fat belly, who was still dreaming and snoring in bed, and flew up with a kick, and shouted with his mouth: "Uncle!" Business is here! Hurry up, your benefactor is here! ”

Lin Hai still had a lewd smile on the corner of his mouth, it can be said that when he had a spring dream, he felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, and then he rolled under the bed with a baseball bat.

"Little rabbit, you don't have a long memory, do you? You just kicked in a dream? I'm here to stay with you today! Fight with you! Lin Hai was about to rush towards Lin Fan with a stick.

Lin Fan immediately hugged his head and screamed: "Keep people under the stick!" Uncle, uncle! Stop it! Zhang Hua! Mrs. Zhang is here! ”

Zhang Hua's two words were like a gold medal for avoiding death, Lin Hai put down the stick in his hand after hearing it, and confirmed again: "Who?" ”

"Zhang Hua, just praise you for being a ruffian hooligan, that flamboyant fuck." Lin Fan didn't open any pot and mentioned which pot, and his mouth was poor.

"Fart! Hurry up and get down, set up the platform, make a big point, and atone for your sins! Otherwise, Lao Tzu and you will not give up. ”

After Lin Hai finished explaining the task to Lin Fan, he trotted into the bathroom, and then remembered that Zhang Hua called last night and said that he was coming to visit this morning. "Damn, I've been so by this kid that I've been suffering from amnesia recently."

The two began to split up.

"Crackling......" Lin Fan was busy playing with all kinds of utensils back and forth between the utility room and the living room.

After some tossing, Lin Fan finally finished arranging the venue, and the living room was made by him as if he was going to have a grand sacrifice ceremony.

At this time, Lin Hai also cleaned up the person and walked out of the toilet.

"I'll it! Did you kid move everything out of the utility room? Lin Hai was also a little surprised when he saw the layout of the living room.

But when Lin Hai walked in and took a closer look, he was angry and shouted:

"What are you doing with that rusty Buddha statue? It's okay to have an idle egg! That's for me to lose my hair in the future! Hurry up and get it back, Lao Tzu is still a Taoist priest! ”

Lin Fan was leaning on the Buddha statue and looked at Lin Hai triumphantly, and after hearing Lin Hai's scolding, he picked up the Buddha statue and ran back.

"You fucking be careful with me, that's the antique I stole back after fighting hard and dying for a lifetime, if you rub off a little rusty slag, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

Lin Hai checked again, and after confirming that it was correct, he casually pressed the TV remote control, and the familiar picture appeared on the screen again, a righteous and awe-inspiring Taoist priest, a shameless couplet, and then asked Lin Fan to open the door.