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"I really don't want to hide it anymore, in fact, my dad has been in officialdom for decades, and my mom is also the number one person who can stomp her feet in the business world. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

In the office, the staff listened intently to Su Xia's bragging.

Why braggart and not facts?

Because everyone knows that Su Xia's father, who is thriving in officialdom, is a poor sweeper, and his mother is just a cleaner hired by the company, and Su Xia himself is a temporary worker who his mother finally got into the company, specializing in dredging toilets.

Susha is a neurotic.

In fact, everyone up and down the company knows that Su Xia has a problem with his brain, and playing him for fun is something that normal people will do.

"Have you watched the news lately? Who built the Mars landing spacecraft? Who made the satellite railgun? And who built the Doom Gundam, which can launch nuclear bombs? ”

Everyone laughed silently, no one would answer such a retarded question.

"It was your uncle, your uncle, and your brother who participated in the production."

Unexpectedly, a clear and pleasant voice answered this very mentally retarded question, and the tone was very serious, like a good student being asked by a teacher.

Su Xia turned his eyes, and a beautiful girl dressed in British style appeared in her field of vision, her long golden hair like a waterfall reflected the sunshine, countless strands of hair were gently blown by the cool breeze outside the window, and her eyes were itchy, and under the slightly long bangs on her forehead was an impeccable fair face with infinite beauty, giving people a powerful aura that was unapproachable from head to toe.

However, such a rare beautiful girl failed to attract people's attention, and it was clear that the girl had approached Su Xia step by step with elegant steps, but people were still indifferent, as if they regarded the girl as air.

In fact, it's not a metaphor, she's really air.

Wall knock.

Just as Su Xia thought, the girl easily pressed Su Xia into the corner of the wall with one hand, and looked at Su Xia condescendingly with her tall figure of one meter seven, and the corners of her curved mouth always outlined a pleasing arc.

"Sue, today, I should play the role of a domineering president, right?"

is completely different from its domineering behavior, the girl's voice is small like a gust of wind, only promised, and pitiful.

Is this TM sick again?

In the eyes of others, Su Xia's actions at this moment were very ghostly, and she shrank alone in the corner like a frightened little daughter-in-law, which immediately aroused the compassion of many female employees, which made other male employees volunteer to dredge the toilet for Su Xia, wanting to leave a glorious and righteous side in the eyes of the girls.

After the large army of male employees entered the toilet, Su Xia pushed away the girl in front of her, and her originally stupid infatuation became deep in a blink of an eye.

It's not the first time he's used them, and every time he's pretending to be stupid, they're willing to be used by him, why?

Because this is a cruel world where there are more men than women, as long as you grasp the psychology of women, men will be obedient, so that Su Xia can work less and get money, why not.

At this time, the girl withdrew her hand, exhaled softly, and leaned against the wall with Su Xia relaxedly, looking at the toilet with both helplessness and contempt, "These idiots have fallen for Su again." ”

"You're wrong, they're not idiots." Su Xia shook his head, "It's a retarded person in estrus." ”

"What about you?" The girl's extremely beautiful starry eyes squinted.

"I'm a man who is so obscene that I'm seriously schizophrenic, otherwise how could I imagine the air as such a realistic beautiful girl? And this beautiful girl is still willing to be my wife, which is too unreasonable, after all, a top poor man like me who has no money, no house, no car, and no ability is destined to marry only a computer and a mobile phone. ”

"Ha, ha." The girl laughed coldly.

Staring at the almost living girl in front of her, Su Xia's thoughts couldn't help but begin to trance, when did she appear?

Su Xia can't remember clearly, it seems that it was a recent class reunion, she was deeply stimulated, and she was sent to the hospital, and when she woke up, she found out her existence, the most perfect wife in adultery, and broke into her lonely life in the way of air.

To him, her presence was real, even the touch was real, and he wondered if she was an angel sent by heaven to save him, or a mysterious alien from outer space......

However, it turned out that he was too mentally retarded.

'Can you go to the lottery center and help me get the winning numbers?' ‘

"Can you go to the bank and bring me back a hundred dollars?"

Do you know what color she's wearing? ‘

"Can you help me get the answers to the exam?"

This was his original question, and the result was naturally impossible, and what he didn't know, she couldn't know, because she was just a product of his schizophrenia.

Rubbish.

Although she is a top-notch beautiful girl, she is an out-and-out waste and has no other use than to entertain herself.

Fortunately, she can't eat, otherwise she would definitely not be able to raise it.

When he had this thought, he felt like he was really retarded.

Peeping into Su Xia's thoughts, the girl felt very dissatisfied, and said in a cold voice: "Su is thinking nonsense again, although I admit that I haven't helped you, but you can't think of me so uselessly, at least I helped you take advantage of those mental retards who are in heat." ”

Su Xia confessed mercilessly: "However, the truth is that I can play a psychopath alone. ”

The girl was silent for a moment, and said coldly: "Aren't you insane?" ”

Su Xia's eyes widened, speechless.

I have to say that the girl is becoming more and more poisonous with a poisonous tongue.

"Excessive lust waste, less to lust me."

The girl's beautiful voice sounded to Su Xia tantamount to the most vicious insult in the world, and it was true, even if the other party was her own delusion, it was just air, and it was difficult for her to raise her head in front of her.

Seeing this, the girl couldn't help but let out a seductive sigh, "You, you can't find a real girlfriend like this, so you should wake up a little, Su." ”

"It's enough to have you."

Although it was air, Su Xia accepted it calmly, there was no way, he was washed by a top beautiful girl all day long, and he couldn't look down on any woman in reality anymore.

"I'm a little happy, but ...... Maybe I'll disappear one day, so what are you going to do? ”

"Continue to fantasize about a beautiful girl who is better than you."

“…… Die. ”

The girl left angrily, Su Xia smiled happily, what does this mean?

At least this air dressed in the skin of a beautiful girl likes herself, otherwise she wouldn't be jealous.

This kind of thinking is too dangerous, Su Xia, you retarded, everything is just your excessive obscenity.

Despite all the inner persuasion of himself, he hurried after the girl and chatted with her for a while.

In the eyes of passers-by, this kind of behavior must be a mentally retarded who talks to himself, but he doesn't care, who cares?

[A little inspiration after tea and dinner in the past, I wrote a short article]