Extra: I don't know what to call it
The evening of Mayday was very beautiful, and I stood quietly on the side of the street and watched the night gradually approach, when the moon was beginning and the sunset was red. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info The sunset falls into the West Mountain, and the distant mountains are picturesque, and under the layers of twilight, they are undulating.
"Hurry up!" Chang Kai turned back impatiently and urged me.
"I said, why did I pick up the things you bought, can't I walk slower?" I complained in the back that it was true that a set of children's clothes wasn't very heavy, but the big bags were very in the way.
"Always open, slow down! Watch out for cars! "Chang Kai really didn't wait for me and ran forward.
He was a small child, but he was light and strong, and after a while he was gone, and when I found him, he was lying on a glass looking at the clothes in the closet.
"Whew-whew-always open, how do you say run?" I crossed my waist and didn't breathe.
Chang Kai's little face was pressed against the glass and asked me, "How much money do you have left?" ”
"Huh? What else do you want to buy? "I looked into the closet and saw that it was a beautiful floral dress.
"Uh...... Normally open? You don't just want to buy a dress. The corners of my mouth twitched.
"No, I just feel - it's beautiful~ really~ very." I never thought that Chang Kai would make such a fluttering sound, and when I broke him over, his eyes were already narrowed into a slit......
"Always open! What happened to you! It can't be evil. I dropped my bag and shook the unconscious Chang Kai vigorously.
"Excuse me? Do you fancy this skirt? "Finally our noise attracted the staff at the store.
"Huh~? Auntie, how much does this dress cost? Chang Kai still looked like an evil spirit, and asked in a milky voice.
"Three thousand four hundred, if I buy it now, I'll give you a wool scarf."
"Well, this" skirt is good-looking, but the price is really ...... I've spent all my savings after buying clothes for Chang Kai.
"Let go of me." Chang Kai opened my hand expressionlessly, and then gently stroked the glass with his hand and whispered something, and then there was a trace of sadness in his eyes.
"I'll be back." He said this to the waiter, and then walked away in despair.
"......" I had black lines all over my head, and I picked up my bag on the ground and followed.
On the snack street, puffs of white smoke are raised from barbecue stalls, and the smell of pepper and spices wafts in the wind, touching people's index fingers. All kinds of snacks are displayed in front of you, and there are a variety of fans and nails.
Many people gathered together to drink and chat, they sat around the small table in groups, eating very happily, chatting happily, making laughter, accompanied by the surrounding noise, the atmosphere was very warm.
Walking through the fragrant and lively alleys on the cement road, listening to the symphony of pots and pans, I wanted to stop and buy something to eat.
"Hey, I want to have a barbecue." Chang Kai tugged at the corner of my coat and said.
"Well, I want to open it too, but I'm really afraid I don't have much money." I showed him my wallet and spread my hands helplessly.
"Isn't there still fifty?" Chang Kai said such a sentence and ran directly to the barbecue restaurant.
"Boss, I want this" Chang Kai looked very excited as he lay in front of the freezer.
"Okay, you can take it yourself, I really don't have any money anyway." I don't care if I let him go, I really don't have any money in my wallet anyway.
"Two chicken legs, one squid, four leeks, and ten skewers of mutton skewers, a total of forty-eight, take them away or eat them here" The boss's enthusiastic voice made me a little confused.
Chang Kai took the corner of the table, knocked open a bottle of beer, and shouted, "Eat here!" ”
"I ...... Hey, boss, don't be busy baking it yet! I hurriedly stopped the boss over there, and ran over there to take the bottle and blow Chang Kai happily, "Chang Kai, I really don't have any money, don't lie to you, so much money is not enough!" Don't make a fuss, I want to have money to buy it for you...... Ay! Don't drink it, I'm almost done in one sip......"
Now Chang Kai is already a little face flushed, and he can't stop hiccups, "Hiccup~Ah? What? No money? You burn them! Give me the wine first, burp~~~"
"It's a big problem...... Anyway, take him away. "I thought to myself, fortunately, the beer was cheap and the only change I had left on me was just enough to avoid falling into trouble.
This Chang Kai was already drunk, so I could only drag him stiffly, "Okay, Chang Kai is going home, oh my God, why are you so heavy." ”
"I'm not leaving, I haven't eaten skewers yet!"
"What kind of skewers do you eat? Go home! ”
"I'll eat what you promised! Skewer! ”
"No money, give me back! Family! I was a little angry and let go, and threw the tricky Chang Kai to the ground.
“…… Wow. "I never expected that, like this, Chang Kai actually sat on the ground and cried very aggrieved, I was afraid that a bottle would explode my head according to his temperament.
I was thinking that Xiao Changkai had fallen asleep with the wine bottle in his arms.
I hurriedly paid for my beer, packed my clothes and carried Chang Kai to my home.
After all, a child is a child, and he is not very heavy, so I went home without sweating too much.
"Always open? Wake up? I stood at the door and asked Chang Kai on my back, "Can you stand by yourself?" I'm going to open the door. ”
"Uh-huh......" Chang Kai agreed to me in a daze.
"Well, okay" I was about to lean down and let it go when I heard something unpleasant.
"Woo-woo-woo-vomit!" I felt my face be covered with damp and hot rice, and the sour smell reached my nose.
"Chang...... Constant"
"Woo-heew!" ……
Chang Kai sat on the sofa, burping constantly, his eyes were misty, his face was red, and his ears were hot.
I took off my vomit-covered shirt and hurried to make him a sobering mung bean soup in the kitchen.
"Chang Kai, come and drink this," I sat down and brought the soup to him.
"Oh, hiccup" often speaks with clear teeth, but he doesn't seem to be awake at all, and he is wobbly when he holds a bowl.
I watched him drink up the mung bean soup little by little, and my heart was full of sighs. After drinking less than half a bottle of beer, this guy can get drunk like this......
"In a moment, can you still take a shower by yourself?" I put away the bowl and asked him.
"......" Chang Kai nodded and fell asleep directly, it was a real headache, so I could only pack up for him again and send him to the bedroom to let him sleep for a while.
I grabbed a change of clothes and went to the bathroom to shower, the sun was shining all day, and the hot water was very comfortable.
I gave myself some shampoo and the foam that came out quickly blinded my eyes.
The bathroom door was opened, and I heard the sound of Chang Kai's heavy breathing.
"Always open?" If you don't mind, give me the towel on the sink and I'll wipe my face.
"Oh," Chang Kai replied, but he slipped and crashed into me.
I steadied him, took the towel from his hand, wiped my face, and said, "You're not awake yet, are you?" How did you come by yourself. I'll wash it in a while, can't I wash it for you? ”
I helped Chang Kai and found that he had untied his hair and was breathing naked, looking still dazed.
He raised his eyes and looked at me with a puzzled expression, his long hair damp hanging over his shoulders, how he looked like a little girl.
"Why are you here?" Chang Kai blushed and actually asked me this question.
"What? Didn't you walk in on your own? I smiled and said, "I'll wash it right away, you take this shower head first, don't freeze your little one for a while" I thought it would be a rare joke, but I found that in the white hot water mist, the good thoughts that appeared were not what I had in mind...... She...... It seems that there is no penis.
My complexion turned gray in an instant. I couldn't believe my eyes (I didn't mean to look at it) and I didn't care if I was standing steady or not, and I escaped from the bathroom with a towel in my hand and ran to my room...... I hid in my room, sweating nervously, my heart beating "winter, winter", and my face was uncomfortably red.
In fact, as a man, my reaction must be abnormal, I'm not shy, I'm afraid of death!
Let's review the problems I have to face: first, Chang Kai was confused and was watched by me; Second, Chang Kai must remember this incident; third, Chang Kai is a woman; Fourth, I'm fucking dead.
Just as I was thinking about whether I was going to apologize or something, Chang Kai was already knocking on the door.
"Hey, don't you usually wear clothes after showering? Clothes! ”
"Huh? That's always open.,I'm sorry! I don't know about you...... Don't be angry! I leaned against the door and cried out.
“…… What are you talking about? Three years ago, I took a bath with my brothers in Maoshan. Chang Kai's tone was very calm, as if he was discussing the facts.
"Huh? Do you also take a bath with the master when you travel? "I suddenly had a picture of Jeep taking a shower with his smiling and lewd old face.
"I'm going, what am I thinking?" I quickly slapped myself in the face.
"The robe that my master and I gave was given by Aunt Miaofa, and it doesn't get dusty, so we don't need to take a bath." Chang Kai knocked on the door again and urged, "Do you still want clothes?!" ”
"Here, you leave it at the door...... I'll get it myself in a moment. Then there was no movement on the other side of the door, and I knew that Chang Kai was a lord who would repay him, so I leaned on the door and listened for a long time, and only after making sure that she was really gone did I open the door to get my clothes.
However, my hands were not yet within reach of my clothes......
"Hey, hey, hey," Chang Kai sneered on the ceiling, "Open the door?" There was a hint of banter and unpleasantness in her tone.
Before I could scream, I felt a pain in my head, my eyes darkened, and I lost consciousness completely.