The city is only a little more than 3,000 square kilometers, which is a small city that cannot be smaller. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info is located at the junction of Hunan, Jiangxi and Hubei provinces, neither poor nor rich, the number of people is not more than one million, the pace of life is slow, and the taste of food is spicy.

It's really easy for a city to hide a person, as long as you don't deliberately do evil, even if you live for a lifetime, it's not impossible, especially if you don't have any special requirements for the quality of life.

The monkey quickly integrated into the city, he worked, earned, watched TV, drank, went to the park to watch people fly kites, and lived an uneventful life, like any person walking on the road, unremarkable.

Perhaps no one knows where his magic lies except the bakery owner who hired him, but in fact even the owner does not know what his magic is, only that he is very difficult to talk to, but he is unusually capable, and seems to be tireless.

"Definition of personality. What books are you reading? ”

"Can you manage it, you don't read and think that everyone who reads is stupid, right?"

was choked out of thin air, but as the boss, he couldn't refute it, the only thing he could do was to put the spicy duck neck he just bought in front of the monkey's table: "Don't be so fierce, take the gram." ”

"You say, why haven't I been missing for more than two months, why don't my family look for me?"

"You probably thought you were dead."

"No, if it's dead, shouldn't it be dead to see the corpse? That's what I said on TV, and I still have a vague impression, but I can't remember the specifics. ”

"Do you want to call the police?"

"Don't make a fuss, I'm scared when I see someone pulling some rotten skin, in case I'm an online fugitive? Have you sent yourself a gram yourself? ”

Unconsciously, the monkey master has developed a strong betel nut flavor Fran dialect here, which makes him look more like a local, the ghost knows where he has such a strong learning ability, anyway, as long as it is a language, he can communicate without barriers after listening to it once, last time there was a foreigner, not yet British, what Albanian language is spoken, this guy just chatted with someone to buy a cake and mastered a proficient Albanian language.

There is also an even more amazing place, which is also in terms of his ability to learn. is that he reads books in addition to watching TV every day after work, and two days ago he was bored and got a set of content exercises for the judicial exam, and after doing it, he actually got a full score...... He then began to study criminal investigation, counter-reconnaissance, criminal psychology and advanced mathematics, chemistry, medicine and biology.

A book of more than six pounds, borrowed for six hours to read, and then you can recite it word for word, and then you can integrate it and apply what you have learned. The boss has no doubt that if there are conditions, he can engage in manned space flight alone.

"What do you think I'm going to do at university?"

"You don't even have an ID card."

"That's right...... I don't have an ID. ”

In this way, after eating a duck neck, a very realistic ID card was drawn by him with a ballpoint pen, and it is a three-dimensional painting.

"Help me get a false certificate."

"Well said...... Well said......"

In fact, the monkey master himself felt very magical, if it weren't for the vague impression left in his brain, he even felt that he had jumped out of the crack in the stone. There is really no past at all, no matter how much he tries to find his facial features from the face recognition system on the Internet, the only one he finds is 90% similar, and it is still a woman, born in 1957.

It's not surprising that all his information has long been completely erased by Xiaohong, and Xiaohong is now in an indefinite state of ice because he needs to protect himself and make a virus for himself, not to mention that the monkey master is looking for it, even Tacheng and the central secret service have not had the slightest news about him.

Of course, it's okay if you find his traces from the camera of the Skynet system, but didn't this guy teach himself criminal investigation and counter-reconnaissance...... He has been walking to avoid the camera for a long time, and even in his spare time, he has marked the position of the camera throughout the whole process, including the speedometer, which is more accurate than the navigation dubbed by Lin Chiling.

It's not to blame him, the legal program on TV is good at everything, but there is a problem, that is, whoever watches it will think that he is a criminal, and the monkey master in his current state is not much different from a blank piece of paper, and if he is slightly affected, he will be given psychological hints, for example, he firmly believes that he is a criminal who has run away......

Criminals don't dare to show up, so his low-key level is simply terrifying, even if he catches spies in wartime, he can't be traced.

But speaking of which, the owner of this bakery is still very good to him, with second-hand notebooks, air conditioning in the attic, and even a special desk for him.

Normally, the monkey master is buried in the sea of books, and the only hobby besides work is crazy learning.

"Who do you think I should be?"

"You must be a perverted killer."

It seems reasonable to say this, the monkey master thinks that he does have the qualifications to be a perverted murderer, at least he is also a pervert. But he just doesn't understand where he is perverted, and it's a very distressing thing to not remember where he is perverted, at least there is one less hobby worth waiting for.

Even if it's peeking at the bottom of a girl's skirt, even if it's smelling men's underwear outside, it's at least a hobby......

"Yesterday I heard someone shouting at you, and it kept echoing in my head monkey."

When the boss said this, the monkey master was immediately shocked: "Don't answer!" Don't answer! It must be a three-body person, don't answer! ”

"I didn't answer, I turned over and went back to sleep, did you hear me?"

"Well, I hear you." The monkey lord nodded solemnly: "But I don't dare to answer, who knows if aliens are going to erode the earth." ”

Erosion of NMLGB ...... This is all the super-spiritual beings on the earth who are searching for all human beings, and once there is an abnormal response to this call, it will immediately be invaded into the thinking system, and then carefully rummage through everything about the monkey master.

But the bakery owner was full of sisters-in-law at the time, and the monkey master actually turned on the silent mode when the cry sounded, and he couldn't slip away. So together they dodged the search of the able.

"I think I want to be a detective." Master Monkey touched his chin: "I think I'm much better than Conan." ”

"But we don't have so many homicides, do you like to catch the junior?"

"I found out that you are also a cold-faced funny actor with your own barrage complaints, what is wrong with you scolding me when I say a word?"

"I just don't want you to go astray." The cake shop owner patted him on the shoulder: "Remember my name and the tone I spoke to you." ”

"Got it, winter melon."

"And, remember. My name is Dong Hechun, the name given by my grandfather, he was a talent in the Guangxu period. ”

"Okay, winter melon."

Here I have to mention the sister-in-law of winter melon, the monkey once saw the photo of his wife of winter melon, he thinks that his wife and his sister-in-law are so compared, his sister-in-law is an old sow that is about to be slaughtered, starting with a waist of one hundred and eighty pounds and a strong fox odor, this can still make people love it, what a terrible aesthetic is this?

Master Monkey thinks that if he has a girl he likes, it must be the kind of girl who is not tall, has long hair, thin lips, has dimples when she laughs, and has a wrinkled nose when she is angry. Definitely not going to like an old sow.

Of course, this is a bit discriminatory, many girls will think he is stinky shit, of course he knows, but discrimination is discrimination, what can those boogers do to him? Not only that, but he also discriminated against Uncle Black to eat dog meat, why didn't he see Uncle Black come to violence him chrysanthemum, nor did he see a dog slave come to kill him and sacrifice to the sky?

Sitting in the attic, studying until late at night, the monkey master was bored, picked up a pencil and wrote and drew on the paper casually, although even he didn't know what he was drawing, but in the end a beautiful girl came out, he tilted his head and looked at it for a while, and nodded silently: "Good-looking!" ”

Then he crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it in the trash......

I don't know when, there was already a bucket full of drawn paper in the trash can, and the faces on it were all the same, but the monkey master confirmed more than once that he didn't know who this girl was.

The days are dull, not even a hooligan comes to the door, the monkey master has become this famous pastry master, many people queue up in the morning to eat the first bread he came out, but he still bakes bread every day unhurriedly, so many at a time, no matter how others rob it, he doesn't care about it.

Of course, the direct result of this is that the price of winter melon has increased tenfold, but the price of this ten times is still in short supply, and the money earned in a month is enough to top the past year, which makes winter melon determined to bleed and invite the monkey master out for a good meal......

"Get out? Don't go. ”

What puzzled him was that the monkey master actually refused his kind invitation, what about the buffet for ninety-nine yuan a person, this is so extravagant that you don't want it, okay, he actually refused?

"It's not good if you get caught on camera." Master Monkey touched his chin: "Why don't I wear a hat?" ”

"That's more noticeable, okay?"

"That's right, I can wear a straw hat so that I can cleverly avoid people's eyes."

"We're going to a high-end restaurant for a hundred yuan a person, okay, isn't it more noticeable for you to wear a straw hat?"

The monkey master thought about it, hung the straw hat on the wall again, and turned his head to look at the winter melon: "You know, I had a dream last night. ”

"What dreams can you have, I'm afraid it's not hiding in the bed and counting money, right?"

"No, no, no, I dreamed that you became a sissy playing the piano." The monkey lord looked the winter melon up and down: "Yes, it's you!" Playing the piano and pretending to be forced, he calls himself a piano demon. ”

"I told you a long time ago, let you stop reading so many strange books, you see something wrong, rest today, let's go have a good meal."

In fact, to be honest, the winter melon is still quite pitiful, just his one hundred and eighty pounds of sister-in-law with fox smell made the winter melon, who was originally a rich son, thin to no one, usually he still has to purchase, work, although now the kitchen is handed over to the monkey master, but external procurement is also a big job, and his sister-in-law who is like a puddle of stinky meat would rather lie upstairs and blow the fan to watch Korean dramas than never come down to help.

However, the monkey master thinks this is understandable, because as long as she dares to come down, she will definitely beat her, the smell of the fox is disgusting, and it is definitely not something that normal people can bear.

After the good talk of the winter melon, the monkey finally agreed to him to eat such a good buffet, but I don't know why, when it comes to the buffet, the monkey feels very kind, and then wants to laugh for no reason, although even he doesn't know why it's funny......

"Do you really not have peerless martial arts?"

"Not really, look at my little arms and legs."

During the meal, the monkey asked this question relentlessly, and in the end he was impatient with even a rustic winter melon, he sighed: "I won't tell you, I don't want to mention any martial arts, I don't even dare to kill chickens, my father is a national chef, and he did a state banquet in the early years, but I can only bake a cake, not as good as you." ”

"Don't be so frustrated." The monkey master patted him on the shoulder: "Isn't it just that you are not as good as me in making cakes, and you will find that you are not better than me in the future." ”

"Can I hit you?"

"I'll kill you."

"Okay, let's change the subject." Winter melon took a piece of beef and put it in his mouth: "What are you going to do?" I don't think my little temple can accommodate you, and you'll have to leave sooner or later. ”

"What are you going to do when I'm gone, look at your mess of meat?"

"I ran privately, and I had to finish it on my knees. Show you her previous pictures. ”

Winter melon took out his wallet, opened it and displayed it in front of the monkey master. There is a photo in the wallet, wearing a high school uniform, although it is not a stunning beauty, but it is also bright and bright, smiling like a flower, and the youthful atmosphere is also a heartfelt liking.

"He followed me after graduating from high school, and then eloped. She got depression, and when she was stressed, she ate wildly, and it didn't become like this. Winter melon shrugged: "It doesn't matter, slowly accompany her to treat, but you, do you have any plans?" ”

Winter melon is not stupid, people like Monkey Master are much more terrifying than imagined, and sometimes he is even out of the category of human beings, which makes Winter Melon, who only wants to live a peaceful life, feel deep fear.

It was such a fear that he brought Master Monkey to this place for dinner today, in fact, his final idea was to persuade Master Monkey to withdraw from his life.

It is undeniable that the monkey master can bring him excess profits, but this is the same as suddenly falling tens of millions from the sky, and there are few ordinary people who are not afraid.

And through this time of getting along, he knows the monkey master relatively well, although this guy is difficult to speak, but in the end he is still reasonable.

"Just let me go." Master Monkey didn't care at all: "You said it earlier." ”

"I'm sorry...... I ......"

"It's fine." The monkey master waved his hand happily: "It's time for me to go, I've been in this place for a few months, and I've learned everything I should learn." ”

"This is your salary for the past few months, and I will save it all for you." Winter melon handed the monkey a bank card: "The password is six zeros." ”

The monkey master put away the bank card: "I wrote the secret recipe in the notebook for you, go back and study it carefully, don't starve to death." ”

After speaking, he stood up and walked out directly, while Winter Melon quickly caught up: "You don't pack up your things?" ”

"I have something to pack, I was slick when I came." Master Monkey smiled: "I have to go on my way, see if I can find my past." (To be continued.) )