1 Ate the gall of the ambitious leopard

Lang Si was pressed down by the jade gate, and Yang Yi hurriedly went to carry the jade gate.

"Uncle Lang, are you okay?" Yang asked tightly.

But after the jade door was carried away, there was no one under the jade door.

Yang Shan was startled, his back was cold, and he shouted, "Uncle Lang, where are you?" ”

Suddenly, a voice came out of nowhere: "You little bastard! You crushed Lao Tzu from this hypnotic world to death, originally through the jade gate, inside is the immortality technique I was looking for! But you! But you! ”

This voice is the voice of the sky.

Yang Shirt said: "The sky is high! It turns out that the person who is with me is not my real Uncle Lang, but a character who enters this world in reality! How long are you going to hypnotize me, let me go back to the normal world, I've had enough! ”

Tongtiangao's voice: "Little goat, you are so uncooperative, can't you let Lao Tzu find the art of immortality!" ”

Yang Shirt said: "How do I know how to help you!" Okay, you tell me the plot, let me do it, you can get the longevity technique? ”

Tong Tiangao said: "Hey, there are some things, I can't do anything, what I can do is to let you re-enter the hypnosis world you have entered, but you are always just a little bit behind, just like that!" ”

Yang Shirt sat on the ground and said, "Don't play, don't play, Tongtiangao, you can send me back to the real world, you haven't succeeded in hypnosis so many times, it's not all because, it's your life!" ”

Tongtian sighed and said, "Okay, then you can come back!" ”

After speaking, Yang Shan's eyes were black and rumbling, suddenly, a dazzling eye was cast, Yang Yi raised his hand to cover it, and when he slowly put down his hand, he found that he had changed the world and was lying on the bed, here, it is not a home that is high in the sky.

But the scene in this room is so familiar, when he got out of bed and walked in front of the mirror, he was startled by himself in the mirror, because he saw that he was a child in the mirror, and he was surprised: "Damn! How did I go back to when I was a kid? ”

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the yard, Yang Shan ran to the door to look, but saw two people walking in the yard, and these two people shocked Yang Shan even more, those two people were not the orphanage director Lao Tong, and his father, Yang Shuheng!

Yang Shan couldn't help but say to himself: "I crossed? Traveled through time? I have become a child, or ......" Yang Shirt thought of Tongtiangao, he said, "Or, Tongtiangao hypnotized me again, and I am now entering a new hypnotic world?" ”

Yang Shi had mixed feelings in his heart, he looked at Yang Shuheng's back, and tears couldn't help but flow.

Not long after, a lot of orphans came back, they were holding footballs, their whole bodies were dirty, as soon as they entered the door, the tallest person, yelled at Yang Shan: "Winter melon dog, quickly fetch water for the old men." ”

The others burst into laughter.

Yang Shan knew who that person was, everyone called him General Tie, Yang Shirt sighed, and said in his heart: "I can't be wrong, it must be Tongtiangao who made me enter the world of hypnosis and return to the illusory past, okay, then let me take this Iron General who has been taking the lead in bullying me, and beat him down, as the saying goes, the thief captures the king first, and the Iron General was subdued by me, and the other little minions naturally dare not cross in front of me again!" ”

General Tie saw Yang Shirt stunned in a daze, immediately took off his shoes, and was about to throw them at Yang Shirt's head.

The others laughed when General Tie took off his shoes and bent over, all to see how Yang Yi made a fool of himself, but the laughter stopped abruptly before he could laugh.

I saw that General Tie was holding his shoes and did not throw them out, but there was an extra piece of mud on his face.

It turned out that Yang Shan knew that General Tie was going to throw his shoes, so Yang Shirt grabbed General Tie in front, grabbed a handful of mud from the dirt at the door, and threw it over.

Someone said, "Against the sky! The winter melon dog has eaten the courage of the ambitious leopard today, and he dares to resist our boss, Brother Tie! Winter melon dog, it's going to be miserable today! ”