The old class was on the podium, looking at Lin Yi, only to see that Lin Yi didn't listen to him at all, yawning all day, and looking like he was about to fall asleep.

The old class said in his heart: I really have poured blood mold for eight lifetimes. In this exam, Lin will definitely drag the class back. Alas, when will this kid be kicked out of the class.

He didn't know that at this time, Lin Yizheng was communicating with the system in his mind.

"System, you are so powerful, can you help me get out of the top few exams?"

Although Lin is also studying, he has given up on himself.

But subconsciously, he still wants to be motivated.

After all, he didn't want to see the disappointed eyes of his parents.

If you can do well in the exam and make your parents happy, it is naturally a good thing.

The system replied dissatisfiedly: "Can you die if you don't talk this nonsense?" As a system, he knows astronomy and geography; 500 years ago, 500 years old; can go up to the moon for nine days, and catch turtles in the five oceans; Wen can raise the pen to settle the world, and Wu can go to the horse to determine the world; Go up to the pit to know the daughter-in-law and get to know the shoes ......"

Lin Yi said again and again: "Okay, okay, okay, I'll ask if you can help me get a top few?" What so much nonsense. ”

"Remove the word '?

The answer was very simple.

"Really?"

"Of course, as a system, I know astronomy and geography; Foresight......"

"Okay, okay, okay, you can. When it comes to exams, don't fool me. ”

……

In the blink of an eye, it was 8 o'clock.

Exams begin.

The first test is English.

English is mostly multiple-choice.

Lin Yi looked at the large number of English letters in front of him and felt a little dizzy: "Nima, I don't understand, why do we Chinese have to learn this bird language." So many pinyin, it's dazzling. ”

The system is all happy: "Pinyin? Well, that makes sense. ”

"Don't talk about it, let's take a look, which one to choose first? Which ABCD to choose? ”

The system's voice was a little obscene: "Why is there no E?" I like E the most. Since there is no E, let's choose D. ”

Lin also felt a little unreliable, but he didn't know what to choose, so he chose D according to the system.

Then the second question, the answer given by the system, is still D.

"Are you sure?"

"Of course."

In the third question, the answer given by the system is still D.

"System, are you playing with me? Why are the first three all D's? ”

"Because I don't have an E, I have to choose the biggest one."

"It's not a number, where does it come from?"

The system smiled obscenely and said, "Hehe, children don't understand paper, but you'll understand when you grow up." ”

"You broken system, can you be more obscene? What to choose for the fourth? Don't fool me, okay? ”

The system looked a little helpless: "Okay, you don't want to choose D, then another way." ”

Before the words fell, a roulette wheel appeared in Lin Yi's mind, on which were the four areas of ABCD. The pictures of the four areas turned out to be all women's breasts, from small to large.

The hands on the roulette wheel are made in the shape of a human arm.

Lin Yi has a black line, and he has never seen such an obscene system.

And what's the difference between this and my previous exam lots?

Forget it, there is no spectrum at all by relying on the system, just when the castration is caught.

Lin Yi simply said: "Begin." ”

The roulette wheel began to spin.

"Stop!"

The roulette wheel began to slow down and slowly stopped.

As a result, the hand on the arm-shaped pointer just covered the chest in the D area.

And after covering it, the hand representing the pointer moved left and right twice, making a kneading motion.

Lin Yi watched a vicious game.

The system smiled and said obscenely: "Look, I'll just say D, there is no E, so I have to ask for D." ”

Lin Yizhen was really speechless.

I simply filled in D directly.

In the fifth question, the pointer still just stops on D.

Lin Yi looked at the hand that covered the murderer in Area D, shook his head, and filled in D again.

The first five questions are all D's, which is not much more likely than winning the lottery.

It's clearly wrong.

But Lin Yi didn't choose the right one in the first place, so it didn't matter if it was right or wrong.

He could only sigh secretly, he originally wanted to make his parents happy, but the system was messing around here and killing himself.

The next questions are all solved with roulette.

Most of them are C and D, B is rare, and A is only two.

When C and D are reached, the hand representing the pointer makes a kneading motion. And when it comes to A, that hand just rubs it.

"System, didn't you say you like D the most? For Mao and B and C? ”

The system smiled obscenely: "Although I like the big one the most, it's okay to be a little smaller." Hey hey ......"

"What about A? AWe don't smell much. ”

The system replied: "I eat too many big meals, and occasionally eat side dishes." Hey hey ......"

The system laughed so much that Lin Yi hated to kick this thing a few times.

The last question, English composition, is rare for the system to be serious, and an English article is displayed in Lin Yi's mind.

Lin also copied it down.

After finishing the English test, Lin also knew that he was fooled by the system this time.

While complaining about the system in my heart, I went to the toilet and shhhh

At this time, I heard the two top students in the class, Hao Shuai and Chen Zhifan, come in.

Chen Zhifan said as he walked: "Today's English test paper is very strange, the first five multiple-choice questions actually choose D. ”

Lin Yi, who was shushing, was so shocked that he stopped urinating when he heard this.

Hao Shuai in the back said: "Well, and there are a lot of D, and there are a lot of Cs, but there are only two A." When he said this, he saw Lin Yi and stopped talking.

Lin Yi was shocked and said in his heart: "System, the answers you said are all correct?!" ”

"Nonsense."

"But except for the first three, the rest are spinning on the roulette wheel."

"You can understand it as a black-box operation, I am the one behind the scenes, ho ho hahahaha......"

Lin Yi was greatly surprised and said, "It seems that I misunderstood you before. The rest of the exams will be handed over to you. ”

The system learned Fan Wei's tone and said, "Ou...... Oh. ”

With the help of the system, Lin Yi easily answered the next subjects, and each one was submitted at least an hour in advance.

In the eyes of other students, he just can't do it, so he can only hand in the paper in advance.

In the afternoon of this day, Teacher Yuan of the third class of senior high school was grading the papers.

The English scores of the previous students are not bad, especially Hao Shuai, Chen Zhifan and Ding Yulan, who all scored more than 140 points in English.

It's just that the English essays of the three of them are a little flawed, otherwise, it would not be too much to give a full score of 150.

In the end, only Lin Yi's volume remained.

When Teacher Yuan saw Lin Yi's name, his brows furrowed and he sighed.

In these exams, Lin Yi is dragging his feet in the class, and this time is obviously no exception.

More than 50 papers were changed, and the standard answer was already in her head.

She whispered: "D-D-D-D-D-C-D-B......"

The subordinates followed and changed.

After changing the first five, she was a little surprised.

The first five turned out to be all right.

Surprised, she continued to change.

The more I changed, the more surprised I became.

Until the last multiple-choice question was corrected, Lin Yi was not wrong with any of them.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Teacher Yuan shook his head and said, "It's probably cheating." ”

Then she changed to the final English composition.

The first sentence of the essay is very bland.

Second sentence......

Wait, how come I don't recognize this word?

Teacher Yuan then changed it, and there were 12 words in it that she didn't recognize.

Teacher Yuan was surprised.

She has been teaching English for more than ten years, and there are students who can write words she doesn't know, but those students can write at most one or two that she doesn't know. This Lin is also good, he wrote 12 at once!