"It's a brother, let's come to Zero Era!"

On the nano light screen projected by the latest generation of S300 holographic glasses, Brother Pheasant is waving to Li Aichuan in half-baked Cantonese, holding a mountain knife with a handle.

"Hey, it's too much, I'm just trying to get rid of the old man's lullaby, who wants to watch you endless page game ads!"

Li Aichuan glared viciously at the × in the upper right corner of the light screen.

This latest generation of smart products can sensitively capture the trajectory of the focus of the eye and replace the mouse, making the person in the classroom look like he is still sitting upright.

Unfortunately, however, he unintentionally blinked his eyes as the red dot moved.

"Drip ...... Welcome to Era Zero, choose from Single Practice Mode, Multiplayer Team Mode, or Special Mode. ”

Hell-

Sure enough, the blink action triggered the click command!

For rogue advertisements and pop-ups that are rampant on the Internet, any accidental click outside of the narrow × that the representative page closes is tantamount to being considered to have a relationship with them in turn, and there is no legal responsibility.

Eh, how do you exit this interface?

Li Aichuan's eyebrows couldn't help but furrow, his eyes couldn't help but scurry, but he didn't dare to make too much of it, otherwise he might be exposed.

"Drip ...... In order to create a good gaming environment, please do not rush and wait patiently. ”

Don't be mistaken! It's obviously the emotion of "if you don't let me out, I'll die", what kind of nerve center can be understood as "can't wait to play this game"!

"--When the player is detected to log in for the first time, it will automatically access the [Beginner Tutorial Mode] and be guided by the human customer service, and the service will expire after this experience."

"Don't make your own decisions!"

Li Aichuan was depressed, not so much talking about useful and useless, but hurried to guide how to quit!

"--Connecting to customer service, please wait." The electronic tones that followed still couldn't hear half of the fluctuation in tone.

In fact, this kind of artificial AI's answer to the question was also expected, and he poured a large sip of Coke in disappointment when the old man turned around.

"Hello, customer service No. 103 is happy to serve you."

Nima Coke is squirting out!

The resentful and innocent eyes of the classmates in the front row who were wet with a large vest turned around!

Li Aichuan broke out in a cold sweat.

Hell, where did the soft and light voice customer service girl go? That thick Cantonese accent is clearly the pheasant brother just now, right? Hurry up and apologize to my classmates in the front row!

However, this hysteria is destined to be just his inner monologue, and there is still only the long voice of the old man of physics in the huge classroom.

If he really started a fire, it was indeed himself who apologized.

"I'm really sorry, but the operation staff can't interfere in the operation of the game...... As for changing customer service or something, I'm sorry there's no way to do it. ”

"I'll ...... Shamelessly admit it! ”

"How about not enabling the diacritic?" In a tentative tone, he muttered in a low voice, "Strange, what about the Northern Qiji accent plug-in that I just downloaded a while ago?" Uh, how is it a meme? ”

"You're the meme! And who wants to listen to the voice of the two-dimensional Lori! ”

"And what about Lexington? The attributes of the wife and the wife are full of cuteness! ”

"So you misunderstood the point of my words!"

Li Aichuan's forehead is blue!

There was a brief silence...... A customer service: "I'm sorry, I can't figure out your precious heart, please forgive me!" ”

"That's enough, there's no need to pay attention to this kind of thing."

Li Aichuan raised his forehead and shook his head, "And what kind of apology is this kind of conversation that sounds like a confession?" ”

"Then use prostration, shall we use prostration?" The other party immediately changed his words, "Just like greeting a distinguished guest, with the humble posture of a servant, he bowed to the ground and bowed to the ground......"

“STOP！ Stop, stop, I can't keep up with your train of thought at all, please don't do this kind of inexplicable behavior and say those things that are not boundary......

It's just a hard effort to please and apologize, and you want me not to give you a bad review? Don't be naïve! If you don't get Uncle Ben out right away, don't even think about it! ”

At this point, Li Aichuan didn't realize that he had propped up the table with both hands, looking like he was ready to go away at any time.

"Why, how?"

Brother Pheasant's dejected wail.

"Obviously I worked hard...... Forget about the old boys, completely ban violence, say goodbye to fighting and killing, and learn how to engage in the service industry...... But why is it still so bad......"

No, your incorruptible and shameless service attitude is already excellent, and it is not an exaggeration to say that you can be called a model for the national customer service industry.

"Obviously, they all responded to the emergencies recorded in the "Player's Strategy Manual", but it was really because they didn't practice to the point of being like a stream......

Is there such a book? Got the target of the raider wrong, right?

"However, sealing a player's account without authorization is really beyond the scope of ability...... If you act without permission, your wages will be deducted. ”

What's going on here? Li Aichuan's three views are destroyed!

In the past, he cut people like watermelons, caused countless people to hit the streets, and the majestic pheasant brother - he was actually worried about deducting wages?

Give your dignity back to the old boy, bastard!

He was almost furious.

Unfortunately, the other party did not respond.

"Don't pretend to be deaf and dumb, your reflex arc will never be longer than a giraffe's neck, right?"

Li Aichuan already had an ominous premonition in his heart, and forced himself to calm down.

- Sure enough

Drip......

This time it was replaced with a familiar electronic voice: "Your feedback has been received, we will deal with it within a period of time, thank you for your cooperation, and I wish you a happy experience in Age Zero!"

As he spoke, he saw a scene he couldn't believe it: the surrounding classmates, desks, chairs, walls, and everything else slowly dimmed as if they had lost their light source......

And he is like the humblest star in the vast universe, which is gradually being eaten away by the infinite black hole shrouded in night, and even the sound is almost inaudible......

"I'll go, this style of painting is also getting too fast, right?"

Li Aichuan was shocked when he landed!

"And what's going on with this irresponsible reply? Give me this set of chopping and then playing, right? ”

Fortunately, he was still calm, knowing that this was just a transformation from the particle projection technology picture just now, to the current holographic sensory picture.

However, looking at the entire unfamiliar space, Li Aichuan still faintly felt the pain of pulling the egg.

"Bastard, what dimension is this? Why don't I even have a figure, am I still on Earth? ”