"Senior brother, I've come back with another trip to the corpse." Uncle Nine said to the four-eyed Taoist.

"Yes, senior brother! Open the way, go, jump......" said the four-eyed Taoist, and then rattled the bell to stop the corpse.

The four-eyed Taoist who had parked the corpse looked at Wen Cai and shouted, "Wen Cai, come over and help Uncle Shi put away the luggage on my body." ”

"Uncle Shi, you're back. Yo, uncle, you have lost a lot of weight. Wen Cai walked over and said as he took the luggage for the four-eyed Taoist.

The luggage is all corpse props and a yellow cloth bag.

The four-eyed Taoist leader realized that there was an extra young man beside his senior brother, and raised his hand to congratulate: "Congratulations, senior brother, you have accepted another apprentice!" Come, call Uncle Shi! ”

"Senior brother, this is Brother Su, and now he has passed on his Maoshan Taoism for his brother. You have to call him a junior brother. "Uncle Nine, Dao.

"Oh, senior brother, you have made my junior brother and me rise my eyes this time. This one is probably in his twenties. actually entered the eyes of your senior brother, and directly accepted apprentices on behalf of the teacher! The four-eyed Taoist leader's eyes lit up, and he started talking.

Uncle Nine said, "Hey, junior brother, don't look at Brother Su by age!" Brother Su's current Maoshan Taoism, even my senior brother and I are ashamed of myself. ”

The four-eyed Taoist was surprised, and he knew this senior brother very well, and then the four-eyed Taoist turned around Su Jing twice before stopping, and said strangely: "How long have you been learning Maoshan Dao Technique?" It won't be just a few days. Come on, come on, if you can make this group of corpses listen to you, I will recognize you as a junior brother with four eyes. ”

Su Jing saw the four-eyed Taoist before he remembered this. Now that this person wants to try his Taoism, then show his hand.

Then, Su Jing waved his hand, and a whistle appeared in his hand, drawing a sigil on the whistle with his hand, and then his figure turned into a phantom and passed by more than a dozen corpses.

In this process, Su Jing re-placed the corresponding sigil on the body of each corpse.

"Oh, that's amazing. Senior brother, this young man's body is too illusory. I'm dripping that heart. The four-eyed Taoist was shocked, his expression was wonderful, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as dumbfounded.

Uncle Nine smiled knowingly.

Wencai and Qiusheng are no longer surprised. Their uncle is simply a man of God.

But this uncle is very good. If it's okay, treat them to a big meal. But he also told them to run errands and buy cinnabar and yellow paper to come back.

This uncle of theirs is a real local tyrant.

Su Jing picked up the whistle and blew it.

Syllable! Bang Bang!!

One by one, the corpses danced awkwardly.

"Let's ......," Su Jing said.

Smack!

A group of corpses jumped, this beating was terrible, and they jumped directly a foot away and jumped out of the morgue.

"Obedient drop! Senior brother, this junior brother is amazing! "The four-eyed Taoist is convinced.

Uncle Nine was also surprised.

"Back!" Su Jing stopped blowing the whistle and ordered directly.

Smack!

A group of corpses jumped back, all back to their original positions.

"That's fine." The four-eyed Taoist was stunned again.

Su Jing put away the whistle and arched his hand: "Senior Brother Four-eyed, I'm smiling!" ”

"No laughter, no laughter! Junior brother is a good Taoist! Senior brother is convinced! The four-eyed Taoist smiled heaps on his face.

Subsequently, after Su Jing and the Four-Eyed Daoist got acquainted, he sent out an invitation to the Four-Eyed Daoist and the Ninth Uncle together.

The Ninth Uncle and the Four-Eyed Daoist were shocked when they heard this, and then they were dumbfounded, and said in unison, "Senior brother, don't fool us!" ”

"Uh......" Su Jing was speechless.

However, Uncle Nine calmed down, thought about it carefully, and felt that this junior brother was quite mysterious, maybe it was true.

"That, Brother Su...... I'll just call you junior brother. Brother, what is going on in the other world you are talking about? It can't have anything to do with the underworld, right? "Uncle Nine, Dao.

"Well, almost. You'll know when you go. Do you dare to go along? Su Jing, said.

"What don't you dare. What ghosts have never been seen. Even if it's an underworld, I dare to go. The four-eyed Taoist stepped forward and said.

"Good. Senior Brother Four-Eyed is really bold enough. Su Jing, said.

"That's it." The four-eyed Taoist is very awesome, Dao.

After the ninth uncle hesitated, he also nodded and said, "Since it is a kindness from the junior brother, the senior brother will go to another world with the junior brother to experience it." ”

Qiusheng and Wencai suddenly followed in unison and said, "We're going too." ”

"Shut up and show me a good Yizhuang." Uncle Jiu's eyes widened, and his face darkened.

Qiusheng and Wencai hurriedly shut up. But they were muttering in their mouths, looking very aggrieved.

Su Jing smiled at the aggrieved Qiusheng and Wencai, and then made a lightning move and put his hand on the shoulders of the Ninth Uncle and the Four-Eyed Dao Chief.

Swish!

In the blink of an eye, Uncle Nine and the Four-Eyed Dao Elder both disappeared in place.

"Hell yes! What about the Master? Wen Cai rubbed his eyes.

Qiusheng was stunned.

Su Jingren was in place, threw a gold ingot at Qiusheng and Wencai, and said, "Take it and squander it." ”

After that, Su Jingren disappeared without a trace.

Qiusheng and Wencai glanced at each other, and said in unison again, "Master is gone, but the money is here!" Yay!! ”

……

Crash! Crash!!

The sound of the sea water is heard in my ears.

In the eye, the scene Su Jing saw was naturally a picture of the sea.

Blue sky and white clouds, beachside.

On a small island, a group of people appeared in front of him.

Counting, there were seven people on the shore of the island.

When Su Jing saw this scene, his eyes lit up, isn't this the plot at the beginning of the movie "Zombie Lucky Star Boy".

"Let's let Uncle Nine and the Four-Eyed Dao Elder stay in the storage space first." Su Jing decided to go over and have a look first.

While walking over, Su Jing recalled the plot of "Zombie Lucky Star Boy" in his mind.

The group is stranded on a desert island and finds a deserted village on the island. They settled in the village and found a dead body with a dagger stuck in its body, and the huge diamond embedded in the handle of the dagger caused a commotion. But the people in the tour group don't know that the giant diamond is the energy of the dagger, that is, the nemesis of zombies.

In order to completely get rid of the seal, the zombies of the island country control the zombies of the Imperial Army of the island country, and let the five little zombies suck the blood of the tour group and go back to replenish it.

Unexpectedly, the five little zombies were cowardly and beaten by the tour group! Later, the tour group learned about the existence of the zombie king and was scared to death. But the zombie king's fate was not good, and he was still killed by a group of people in the tour group using the energy of the giant diamond. And the five ghost little zombies also found their father. Also zombies.

"Sister, sister......" A big, shirtless man cried out anxiously on the beach holding a woman who could squirt nosebleeds at a glance.

Five people surrounded the unconscious woman, telling the shirtless man to stop shouting.

A fat man with glasses said he wanted to help with artificial respiration, and the other said to let him come, and he was slapped directly by his girlfriend on the side.

Su Jing got closer and closer, and saw the faces of this group of people clearly, the most conspicuous was the woman who sat alone on the beach to sort out her shoes and socks, because this woman's appearance was exactly what the real-world actor Wu Junru looked like.

And the unconscious woman is even more familiar with the "leaf lintel". The post-80s generation should know it.

Another man with glasses, just like actor Lou Nanguang. The scrawny guy is actor Luo Qinghao. The other two women are not very well-known. But the posture is not bad.

"Hey, hey, who's that?" Wu Junru's version of "Zombie Lucky Star Boy" The female number one appeared, got up directly from the beach, and rushed over.

Su Jing was speechless, and the moment the female number one rushed over, she directly knocked out the other party with a punch. Because Su Jingtai understands that the character in "Zombie Lucky Star Boy" is a verbose girl.

"Ah, how do you beat people?" Lou Nanguang's version of the male number one stood up.

Su Jing strode over and punched ...... KO！

"Oops...... male number one and female number one covered the red and swollen left side of their faces, both crying out in pain.

"Oh, this brother, we don't have hatred, right?" Luo Qinghao's version of the male number two saw the other party walking towards him, and hurriedly got up and retreated.

Su Jing raised his hand and looked at his fist, and said in his heart: "It seems that sometimes you really don't need to talk nonsense, just rely on your fist." ”

"What's wrong with your sister?" Su Jing asked at the big man.

Lowering his head, Su Jing's gaze involuntarily fell on the body of the female No. 2 in the leaf frieze version, and he was a little dizzy.

"My sister fell into the sea and is now unconscious...... What should I do? What should I do? "The big guy scratched his ears and cheeks, and he didn't know what to do.

Su Jing said, "You are a big man, you are really useless." It's easy to do. You help her up first......" Su Jing said.

"Oh!" When the big man saw that someone was trying to save his sister, he answered and did so.

Su Jingjian saw that the big man picked up the female No. 2 of the leaf frieze version, and directly hit the female No. 2 of the leaf frieze version on the back with a palm in the air.

Burst!

Female No. 2 spewed a mouthful of seawater from her mouth, and even a small fish squirted out of her mouth.

The unlucky male No. 1 was hit by this small fish and entered the mouth of the male No. 1.

"Bah, bah, !! How unlucky I am. Lou Nanguang's male number two complained bitterly.

The female number one covering the left side of her face suddenly stopped crying out in pain, and exclaimed, "What a powerful man." I like it. ”

"Is it a human or a demon? You can also exert force in the air......" Luo Qinghao's version of the male number two died of fright.

"Yikes!" The girlfriend of the second male number screamed. There was something terrible about this man.

Su Jing clapped his hands indifferently and asked, "You are all tour groups, right?" ”

"Ah, yes! What's wrong? The bespectacled Fat Man Lou responded.

Fat Lou was a little afraid of each other. The other party's punch just now made the left side of his face swollen to death.

"It's fine. It's just a casual question. Su Jing, said.

Fat Zilou pushed his glasses and covered his left cheek again, looking displeased.

"Ahem......" The female No. 2 of the leaf frieze version stood up and staggered.

Fat Man Lou and Thin Man Luo were dazzled. Eyes glow.

Su Jing smiled, these two goods are sluts. It is very in line with the image of the characters in the plot of "Zombie Lucky Star Boy".

"Sister, this is a lifesaver. Come and thank you. The big man said to his sister.

"Thank you, sir!" A ninety-degree bow.

"Well, you're welcome! Don't bow 90 degrees in the future. Su Jing reminded the female No. 2 of the leaf frieze version and said.

The saliva of the fat man Lou and the thin man Luo can flow down. It seems that they are all saying in their hearts, it's good to bow at 90 degrees.