662-Order a cool song to the player of machine three
"Welcome."
The small bell at the door rang, and the clerk reflexively greeted him, while the manager of the fried chicken restaurant looked at Xiao Lu, who was wiping the bar with a rag and didn't even raise her head, she really hated this guy now, she had a weird temper, and she didn't know what was wrong with it, anyway, it made people itch her teeth. If he hadn't been his boss, he would have been doing this job for a maximum of an afternoon.
"What do you need?"
The store manager quietly squeezed the monkey master to the side, and smiled brightly at the few people who pushed the door in: "We just launched curry fried chicken here, are you interested in trying it?" ”
"Hmm...... We want this little brother to order. ”
A girl at the head pointed at the monkey master, and her eyes were almost laughing: "It's him." ”
The store manager was stunned for a moment, looked back at the expressionless monkey master, and smiled awkwardly and politely: "He is still an intern, and he is not familiar with some things, so I will serve a few of them." ”
"What? Is it looking down on us? Complain about you. Behind the little girl, a tall girl crossed her waist and glared angrily: "It's going to ...... Ah......h
Before she could take the opportunity to get angry, a cry of pain had already come out of their mouths, and the monkey master pinched one side of their faces with one hand, his face was cold: "Do you want me?" ”
"It hurts, it hurts...... Put it down...... It hurts ......."
The store manager's face is green, if he beats up the customer, then the reputation of their Internet celebrity store will stink, and the time will be ......
"Dad, we were wrong...... It's not okay to be wrong, we just want to play a joke on you. ”
Father? The store manager turned his head and glanced at the monkey master, she clearly remembered that this new information was written at the age of twenty-eight, and there were two daughters at the age of twenty-eight? And the big one looks like seventeen or eighteen, right? It's okay to be a girlfriend.
"You're skipping class." The monkey master was expressionless but didn't let go: "You dare to come to me if you skip class, you're quite bold." ”
"No, Dad. You listen to our explanation......" Bubu's expression was distorted as he padded his feet: "The school will be cleaned up in the afternoon, and we will come to see you when we are done." ”
Hearing this, the monkey master let go of his hand: "What do you want to eat, get out of here after eating." ”
Seeing that the relationship between them seemed to be really like that, the store manager temporarily put aside his doubts and secretly stuffed the menu in front of the monkey master, and the monkey master slapped the menu on Bubu's face: "Eat and get out." ”
In fact, it's no wonder that the monkey master will be more fierce to Bubu, that's because Bubu is sometimes really bad, that kind of pregnancy is really a headache, and she is relying on the favor of a group of bigwigs to become more and more unscrupulous, recently she has somehow caught up with the line of No. 3, day by day Aunt and aunt screamed, and called the No. 3 with a fluctuating temperament with kind eyebrows, patted her chest and promised that the eldest niece would find her directly if there was anything in the future.
Relatively speaking, Xiao Wu is much calmer, although she cuts it is all black, but on the surface it is definitely harmless to humans and animals, and this girl is very good at hiding her sense of existence, so most of the time it is obviously a disaster caused by two people together, and Bubu is always the one who takes the blame.
"Are they really your daughters? How old are you, you have such a big daughter? ”
"Not biological." When the monkey master faced a private inquiry, he didn't hide it, and answered the store manager's words honestly: "Just don't worry about the two of them next time you see them." ”
It turns out that it's not biological, the store manager nodded, so it's easy to understand. It seems that this Xiao Lu should be the kind of sister and brother who love, and his girlfriend or wife should be much older than him, but seeing that these two girls are so good-looking, probably even if they are much older, they are also beautiful and fragrant, and it is not surprising to attract such inexperienced young people.
However, it seems that the relationship between them is really harmonious, although it looks fierce, but the store manager herself is also married to a second-married man, she doesn't dare to have this attitude towards her stepdaughter, and the relationship between Xiao Lu and the restructured family is probably about the same as the original family, which is really enviable.
"Dad, let me tell you, my aunt said that she would take me and Xiao Wu to Disney to play, and she won't go home to eat in the next few days." Bubu sat in his seat and suddenly turned his head and said, "You tell my mother to save her from beeping me." ”
Master Monkey nodded: "I'll say, don't go too far." ”
"Got it."
The store manager looked at the monkey master, and then made up all kinds of plots in his mind, judging from the fact that he would come to work in this kind of place, his family was not wealthy, and it sounded like the beautiful wife who was much older than him was a full-time housewife. It should be difficult for such a family situation to afford two children to go to Disney, and the consumption over there is not low.
"Or ...... Let me tell my boss that I will advance your salary for two months? ”
The store manager's sudden concern made the monkey master stunned for a moment: "Why?" ”
"Girls are the most sensitive, although they can't be compared with those who are rich and expensive, they still have to have what they should have, and it's definitely right for children to go out with more money, especially girls in this rebellious period, who are the most likely to be hurt."
Hearing this, the monkey master knew what the store manager meant, he smiled and waved his hand: "You are too careful, their aunt ......"
Master Monkey really doesn't want to say that No. 3 is the owner of the largest club in Asia and even the world, and the turnover is hundreds of millions a day, and money is really boring, and ...... These two little sisters probably didn't know what money was since they were young, and they didn't take it themselves, so this worry is really ......
No, Master Monkey suddenly woke up, among ordinary people, especially ordinary people who work in this kind of fried chicken restaurant, to put it bluntly, the family environment is very ordinary, and the first rule for wanting to integrate into the world is not to think like ordinary people?
"Bubu, Xiao Wu, do you two have any money?"
"Money?" Bubu tilted his head and looked at the monkey master: "What money?" ”
Well, when you don't ask, it's really stupid to want to change their concept of consumption, in short, it's stupid, it's better not to force it.
"Oh, yes. Dad, give us some money. Why do you say that Xiao Wu is smart, her IQ is absolutely terrifying, after all, there is no accident that she is the one who wants to be the emperor: "Five hundred is enough." ”
If you don't say that Xiao Wu is smart, she is smart here, after seeing the expression of the monkey master, she immediately understood what the monkey master meant, after all, before this, they all knew that the purpose of the father's work here was to integrate into the ordinary society.
"The bank card is given to you, you control the sister, don't let her spend money indiscriminately." The monkey master threw the card on the table in front of Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu saw the card in front of him, put it in his pocket with lightning speed, and then glanced at the monkey master......
Why do you want to cross the monkey? Because this dad is really ignorant, his cards are all black cards of the bank, you say that a little brother who orders food at a fried chicken restaurant has seven or eight unlimited credit cards from major banks, isn't this sick? People who have this stuff still need to come to the fried chicken restaurant to work? I really thought it was a private visit from the emperor's microservice.
But obviously the store manager didn't have Xiao Wu's knowledge, she didn't know that the card that flashed in front of her eyes just now was a UnionPay diamond card, but she was watching the monkey master interact with her daughter with a relieved smile on the side, and her eyes were full of envy? What the hell is envy?
After Bubu and Xiao Wu left, the fried chicken restaurant returned to its usual appearance, and the customers who came from time to time, and the takeaway brother who came over occasionally, was as calm as usual anyway. And by about three o'clock in the afternoon, the part-time college students in the store also came over one after another.
In the past few days, the monkey master has recognized all these college students in different time periods, and these students are divided into two batches, one is from eight o'clock in the morning to two o'clock in the afternoon, and one group is from three o'clock in the afternoon to eight o'clock in the evening, which is basically the busiest time period. In the morning, there were three men and four women, two women and one man at the front desk, and two men and two women in the back kitchen. In the afternoon, there were three men and three women, three women at the front desk, and three men in the back kitchen.
Master Monkey thinks that the students who can work in the university to subsidize themselves are all great young people, at least if it were him, he would definitely not be able to do this, after all, lazy ......
"Qiqi, you will take Xiao Lu with you later, I'm leaving, call me if you have something." The store manager's working hours are from 7:40 in the morning to 4:30 in the afternoon, so it is time for her to get off work at this time, but she is really a little relieved that the monkey master is stunned, so after saying hello repeatedly, she changed her clothes and rode an electric donkey and left the fried chicken restaurant.
"Got it, manager."
A little girl with short hair with her ears said goodbye to the store manager with a smile, then turned her head to look at the monkey who was standing next to him and wrote a list seriously, looked at it for a while, and then took out her mobile phone and quietly took a side photo of him.
"I think you'd better delete it." The monkey master didn't look up, and said as he wrote: "Otherwise, there will be trouble." ”
"What's the trouble?"
The monkey master thought for a while, raised his head and sighed: "Because you are too handsome, you were forced to ask for my information." ”
Qi Qi giggled with laughter, like a hen laying eggs, she lay on the ordering table and tilted her head to look at the monkey master: "I have never seen such a narcissistic middle-aged person as you." ”
Master Monkey put the list on the sticky note card next to him, straightened up and said with a serious face: "Please pay attention to your words, have you ever seen me as a middle-aged man in his prime?" ”
I don't know if this child's laughter is very low or the monkey speaks with a sense of joy, as long as he finishes speaking, this little girl will laugh non-stop, although she is not outstanding, but the girl who loves to laugh always gives people a very sunny feeling.
This girl has a boyfriend, although the monkey master has seen him twice, he doesn't like that man at all, because he didn't come to pick up Qiqi when he got off work, and he just came to her to ask for money when he appeared twice.
But the monkey just didn't like it and didn't say a word, after all, it was someone's business, and some things such as drinking water were not enough for outsiders. It's long past the age when he likes to chatter, and the long years have given the monkey a very peaceful heart, provided that you don't attack him.
"Today, my boyfriend and my friend are coming, I may have to leave early, Uncle Lu will help me in the evening."
After the first wave of peak period passed, Qi Qi said to the monkey master a little tiredly: "They are still waiting for me to go back and cook for them." ”
"Aren't you a college student, and now the dormitory is so advanced?"
"Hahaha, Uncle Lu, I said you are outdated. I've moved in with my boyfriend a long time ago, and I'm going to have to go grocery shopping. ”
Qi Qi, who hurriedly changed his clothes, quickly disappeared from the sight of the monkey master, and the monkey master looked at her with a tired back and shook his head silently, and at this time, he was the only one standing on the ordering table, and those girls were too tired to stand up after the peak period.
It's also strange to say, including the store manager and the boss, they are actually very puzzled, why the business can be so good during this time, the business of the past three days is not as good as the business of the current day, and carefully calculate that this is all from this man surnamed Lu who is not suitable to be a waiter. And the boss is also a superstitious guy, he thinks that the monkey is his good fortune, so he specially explained to the store manager, as long as he doesn't set fire to the store, whatever he does in the store, whether it's sleeping or playing with his mobile phone, as long as people are there.
In fact, the sudden increase in the number of people is not accidental, because several major groups have announced this matter, which means that all their own people know that the monkey master is now working in this place, don't trouble him or destroy his environment.
But don't bother, don't bother, the monkey is so famous, the fame of the fish dragon is not as good as one-tenth of his, and many people want to come and see with their own eyes what this legend who has single-handedly changed the entire world pattern is like. And you must know that there are millions of affiliated members of several major groups, even if there is one person in ten who wants to know what the monkey master looks like, the number is overwhelming, so it is not an accident that the business has become good at all.
"You."
The monkey master glanced around, and then pointed to a little brother who was eating: "Come here." ”
When the little brother heard this, his whole face turned red, and he didn't even bother to wipe his mouth and rushed to the front of the monkey master, he was full of nervousness, his hands trembled and wanted to salute, but he was stopped by the monkey master with a stern look, and at the same time, there were more than ten or twenty pairs of eyes staring at this side, and some people's eyes were even so jealous that they could breathe fire.
"You...... You...... Do you have ...... What's ...... Command. ”
"It's nothing, I just want you to give me a post, I'll go outside to smoke a cigarette, those little girls are tired, let them rest."
"It's incumbent!"
"It's not for you to die" The monkey snorted, took his cigarette and walked to the back alley, and when he passed the back kitchen, he took a bunch of leftovers and put them in a disposable lunch box and walked out.
As soon as the back door opened, a large number of wild cats leaned over with their tails erected, and the monkey master took out the box of leftover meat just now and put it on the ground, while he lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.
"There's salt in this meat, and cats can't eat it well."
A voice came from the dark night, and the monkey master didn't pay attention to it, just highlighted a wisp of green smoke: "What you say is like saying that instant noodles can only fill the stomach, have no nutrition and are not good for people, you don't want to think about it, you are mixed to eat instant noodles, you still care about health or not?" ”
"You're still sharp-toothed." A shadow came out in the dark night, and then gradually took shape in front of the monkey master: "Long time no see." ”
The monkey master raised his head, then opened his hand and hugged him gently: "Long time no see." ”
"It's you, if it weren't for this chance, I wouldn't even remember you, you kid ......"
After separation, the man with a piano behind him hammered the monkey master's chest: "You didn't treat me as a friend." ”
"It's treating you as a friend that makes you forget me, and not disturbing is my gentleness." The monkey master looked up with a smile: "Are you mixed here now?" ”
"Of course, I just came here yesterday. There's nothing to be nostalgic about over there, right, guess who's coming along? ”
The monkey probed over and found a girl dressed in red standing there pretty, smiling brightly and with tears in the corners of her eyes...... And the monkey master just smiled and shook his head: "You guys...... It makes me feel guilty. ”