"Look at your bear-like, don't you know how to make trouble, and you have the ability at home, right?" There was a thunderclap on the ground, and the noise that drowned out the small fragments of the classroom suddenly poured into my ears.

Everyone lowered their heads and buried in the col surrounded by books, needless to say, they also knew who came, our homeroom teacher Mr. Wang, loves to write some small poems, often claims to be the contemporary Tagore, so everyone began to call her Tagore in private, and because she is particularly arrogant and domineering in class management, everyone thinks that removing the word "Tagore" is more in line with her domineering title, so everyone calls her "Brother Tai". But there are always people who want to transliterate these two words into English, but this is definitely misinterpreting our original meaning.

Brother Tai will come every morning and evening to strike at our youthful breath, extinguish the restlessness in our hearts, and make us become like the walking dead mechanical endorsement is her ultimate goal, she is an advanced worker in the quality education model, it is undeniable that the success of many students in my dreams has her shadow to a greater or lesser extent.

Since the beautiful big mouth became the principal, he has continuously set fires in the school, issued a series of bans in a row, and realized the prison management of the school.

For example, it is forbidden to play the three major balls (basketball, football, volleyball), and once caught by a political and religious teacher on patrol, not only the ball will be confiscated, but also points will be deducted.

For example, it is forbidden for men and women to learn to have contact alone, and if you go out alone with your best girl one day, you may be surrounded by political and educational teachers: which class? Get the cards out? Don't you know that you are not allowed to engage in objects?

Before you can figure out what's going on, your name has been hung on the bulletin board, XX and YY are engaged in objects, violating the campus regulations, and will be punished by XX to set an example.

But human beings are advanced creatures with emotions, and a group of people who are together all day long will inevitably produce some kind of subtle emotion, which is the inevitable result of the assimilation of the surrounding magnetic field frequency, and it is futile to use the system to sever the connection between men and women, unless we all become robots who only believe in instructions.

For example, it is forbidden to walk around the campus three feet away. Because it is a prison, boarding students are restricted from leaving the campus. In order to prevent extreme situations, that is, wall jumping, the beautiful headmaster of Big Mouth has put up many sentry posts around the campus in order to catch you in the first place in the event of a wall jumping.

For example, it is forbidden to wear no student name badge and no school uniform. "Don't you think it's an eyesore with a little red in the green bushes?" This is Brother Tai's mantra, always warning everyone not to cause her trouble.

For example, parents are not allowed to visit. What's wrong with it? Go to the school to look for the child, the fat and strong doorman at the door should be there, just don't let you in, and don't give you notice, once he is angry, he will yell: Wait for the students to find you after school! ”

For example......

"Class representative, find the paper, and talk about it in class tomorrow."

Brother Tai swept around the classroom with brass bell-like eyes, and began to patrol around all corners with his hands behind his back, and walked to Tian Da Donkey's seat and did not forget to flip through the extracurricular books. At this time, I obviously saw the corner of Tian Dadonkey's mouth twitching, lowering his head and pretending to do the question, Niu Zijun in the back seat immediately stuffed the Sony headphone cable into his pocket, and the English college entrance examination listening tape in his bookshelf was sleeping quietly with a disguise, in fact, it had been re-recorded as Cui Jian and Beyond.

"Who got the back wall dirty? Stand up for me! There was another roar, and everyone turned around to see a large black shoe print hanging on the wall behind them.

Because our class is a "class", we are treated preferentially by the school, and we are arranged separately in a classroom upstairs in the library, the classroom is east-west, there are windows in the north and south, the room is relatively large, and the school has added a partition at the back of the class, so that the room is still large, so the school has arranged a group of relationship students to come in, sitting behind me, usually when Brother Tai is not there, the back has become a martial arts field, so the poor partition has become full of holes and colors, just like the stone wall carvings left by martial arts masters in Jin Yong's novels. It records a variety of martial arts moves, swords, sticks, fists, palms, feet and legs and other exercises, all of which are complete.

Shen Muze glanced at He Xiaoming, Xiao Hezi knew that he couldn't hide, and now someone had to resist, so he stood up silently and said dullly: "I got it." ”

"The little deflated calf doesn't study well, go to the corridor and stand, your parents have spent so much money on frugality for you to go to school, and you don't study well at school, and you know how to pull the calf all day long, who are you worthy of?" Brother Tai's voice rose higher and higher, and the words that followed were unbearable.

Xiao Hezi walked heavily to the corridor to stand up, and then Brother Tai also followed, and then we heard a roar from the corridor, each of which made people's hearts beat and their eyelids jumped.

After school, Xiao Hezi didn't say hello to anyone, took his schoolbag and left. In fact, everyone understands in their hearts that every time they are scolded, it is Xiao Hezi who is thundering, and Shen Muze is silently smiling on the side.

Everyone took some books to read at night, and went home to the dormitory one after another, Niu Zijun and Yang Xue got together and reluctantly went downstairs to say goodbye.

I also brought a history book and was going back to the dormitory to read it for a while before going to sleep, and before I could get up, Yunfan and Xiaoyu had already begun to frolic around.

I, Dong Dong, Li Yunfan, Fan Xiaoyu and Wu Qiong formed a small group and went downstairs to the dormitory together. Yun Fan and Xiao Yu held hands, and me, Dong Dong and Wu Qiong were chatting beside them. Walking to the boiling water room, I helped Dongdong carry the thermos and then walked to the bedroom together, Wu Qiong smiled and naturally slowed down and walked behind us.

There is a section of road from the classroom to the dormitory that is not lit, and the teachers go home after the evening self-study, so it naturally creates an opportunity for some young couples to be unbridled.

Dongdong and I tacitly slowed down the pace of returning to the dormitory, which can be described as moving footsteps.

The environment is relatively bleak, and I can't see Dongdong's face clearly, but looking at the large-scale movements and frolicking sounds of the little couples around me, you can imagine that Dongdong's face must be as shy as a red apple.

"The midterm exam results are out, did you call home?" I broke the silence first.

"Well, our boarding students are not allowed to go out of the school, and there are only a few IC phones in the school, and it is too hard to queue up." Dongdong was very dissatisfied with the lack of IC phones in the school.

In fact, we have also reacted to the school many times for the telephone, and after the school and the telecommunications department have vigorously fought for it, we finally installed a pay phone in each of our dormitories, and we need to buy a 200 phone card to make external calls, but it has to be used when you can go back to the dormitory to rest.

There are nearly 2,000 students in the school, 70% of the boarding students are not allowed to go out of the school, and there are only 6 IC telephones in the school, which are two in the hall of the teaching building, two downstairs in the dormitory, and two in the canteen hall.

If you call the other party's pager, don't expect the other party to call you back, because the phone has been busy, and the other party is okay if Hanxian's pager is okay, and the text message tells the other party that there is no need to call back when you receive it.

So when I have an emergency, I borrow a mobile phone from Liu Fatzi to call, but the mobile phone is too expensive and the phone bill is too high, and only a few rich children can use it.

"I took the opportunity of taking leave from physical education class to go to the toilet to make a call, and there was no one in line, and I didn't do very well in the exam this time, ranking more than 30 in the big list, but my mother didn't say anything and told me to study hard." I wittily said my own approach.

"You have a lot of tricks, I'll do it next time, and I'm really a college seedling. It's not good that you have more than 30 exams, but I have more than 40 people, how troublesome, if you get out of the top 50, you will have to be transferred out of a class, which is really embarrassing to throw home. Dongdong said worriedly.

"It's nothing, you don't have to worry, it's a midterm exam after all. The school uses the results of the final exam to determine whether to stay in the first class. Come on, I believe that our efforts will not be in vain. "I comforted Dongdong.

"I hope you can do well in the final exam, but the English foundation from our township is really weak, I see that you did average in the English test this time, and you memorized a lot of points." Dongdong confided in me about her psychological distress.

"Well, I also found out about this, it turned out that I was barely able to keep up with the sixth class, and the pace of the English teacher in the first class was too fast, and only students with a good foundation could keep up. However, if you have such a good memory, you don't have to worry about English, study hard, and maybe have the opportunity to study abroad in the future! ”

I wanted to tell her about her future in the dream, so that she wouldn't worry about her English grades, but after all, it was a dream, and who could tell her about the future. After all, our relationship has not developed to the level of intimacy, and if I had to say it, either she would think that I had made up a story to get close to her, or she would have borne the pain of the future in advance. Thinking of this, I decided to go with the flow and not do it deliberately.

"Are you trying to make me happy, with my English level and studying abroad, it's good not to hold back. Don't talk about these troubles, why are you still sitting in the back, didn't you say that if you sit in the back for three months, you will be transferred back, it's been almost a year, right? The classrooms have changed three, why is there no movement at all? Dongdong asked with concern.

"You can believe what Brother Tai says, it seems that you are still too young! She saw that I was not from the county seat, and she had no intention of transferring me back at all. But it's good for me to sit in the back, I am a tenacious seed, I can take root and grow wherever the wind blows. "Every time I think of this seat, I faintly feel that I have fallen into Brother Tai's trap, but Brother Tai does it seamlessly, everything is so natural, but people can't have the idea of being tricked.

However, at the class reunion many years later in that dream, a classmate surnamed Niu inadvertently mentioned that his parents often "cannon" the teacher during the New Year's holidays, which is a gift, so the teacher took special care of him and adjusted the seat and took more names in class, but a dream is a dream after all, maybe it is because I am obsessed with the seat, which leads to a dream day and night, for an honest teacher like Brother Tai, I will not believe that she will arrange me to the last row because I did not give gifts.

"You're quite optimistic, but I see that you talk nonsense with them all day long, don't delay your studies."

"Sharpen the knife and don't cut the wood, if there is no entertainment, it won't be boring and die, see you sit in front of you all day and know how to study, don't hold back the problem!" I'm starting to talk nonsense again.

"It's almost time to stop what's wrong, except for Xiaoyu, I can only talk to you." Dongdong's mood is a little low.

"Eh, that's right, if you have something to say, you have to say it, just talk to my brother if you have nothing to do, I'll help you do psychological counseling, this aspect is my strength."

"You can really blow, there is nothing you can't do!" Dongdong's sad face faded, revealing her little silver teeth.

"Well, why don't I tell you a joke I just saw. Wu Qiong, come over too, brother is going to tell a joke. I turned around and said.

"Say, I'll see what flowers you can tell." Wu Qiongle said.

"We're going to listen too." As soon as Xiaoyu and Li Yunfan heard that I was going to tell a joke, they also stopped being tired and came to listen to me tell jokes.

"It is said that there was a lot of water in the forest, and the little animals were floating to the sea in small boats, and the next day they were running out of food, and they decided to leave their spare companions behind by playing. The rule is to take turns telling jokes, and if anyone's joke doesn't make all the animals laugh, it will be thrown down. The cow said I'll tell you first, and the cow told a very wonderful joke, and almost every animal laughed, but the pig didn't, and the cow was thrown into the sea. Then it was the sheep's turn, and the sheep's joke was so bad that no one could laugh at it, but the pig laughed. The little animals all wondered why you are laughing, why are you laughing? "I deliberately sold it off, not saying why the pig didn't laugh.

Dongdong couldn't get used to my teasing, so he pinched me hard: "Hurry up, or the tiger chair will serve." ”

I had a slight pain in my ribs, my waist arched back, and I got rid of Dongdong's attack and grinned, "I said, I said, sister, you are a little stronger." The pig munched on the pig's trotters with a taste and replied slowly, "The joke told by the cow was so funny!" ”

"Hahaha......" Dongdong, Xiaoyu and Yunfan all laughed.

"I figured it out, hahaha......" A minute later, everyone's laughter gradually died out, but Wu Qiong suddenly laughed.

"Hahaha......" Dongdong, Xiaoyu and Yunfan laughed again.

I couldn't help but laugh along, and the few young couples next to me were ruined by our inappropriate laughter, looking at us strangely and walking away.

"Returning to the boat at night, straying into the depths of the lotus flowers, fighting for the ferry, startling countless mandarin ducks!" I was in a good mood and improvised a poem.

"It's a wave of gulls and herons!" Dongdong leaned on the root of my ear and whispered a reminder, but his eyes kept secretly looking at the little couple who were laughing away from us.

"Oh, I memorized it wrong, it's all because the fat man Liu tampered with poetry every day and misled people's children." I replied in feigned surprise that if the fat man had sneezed at this time, he would have thought that I was burying him.

"I think it's clear that it's my own nonsense, and I still rely on other people's fat people." Xiaoyu defended the fat man on the side.

"Why don't you believe me, Fat Liu's ability to tamper with poetry is one of the best in our class, I don't believe that one day I'll bring his notes for you to see!" I hummed a song while continuing Xiaoyu's words.

"That's what you dictated, too!" Yun Fan made me speechless in one sentence.

"The flowers will bloom in spring, and the birds will be free......" I casually hummed a song by Ren Xianqi.

"Brother Long is in a good mood, but it's a pity that it's not on the tune, we wore less at night, and I got goosebumps on your throat." Wu Qiong is obviously still haunted by the joke just now.

"That's it, I said, why is it so cold?" Dongdong did not forget to echo Wu Qiong.

"I'll tell you an idiom, fifty steps and a hundred steps, what is it?" I responded to Wu Qiong's sarcasm.

"People Dongdong said that it was cold, you still don't take off your clothes and put them on the beauty, look at your elm head is not open at all?" Xiaoyu said to me playfully on the side.

"Xiaoyu, what do you mean?" Dongdong went to scratch Xiaoyu's armpit as he spoke, and the two of them started to fight around us while they spoke.

……

You once said to me, "You are a smart boy and you will have a successful career in the future."

I have your words in my hand and run wildly.

I'm not at the end of the road, you're in your wedding dress.

But it wasn't me who came to you with flowers in hand.

In the second day of Chinese class, Brother Tai appeared with a solemn and majestic image.

"Shi Duoduo, you can read the text aloud." Brother Tai squinted his eyelids and said as he held the book.

Xiao Shi stood up tremblingly, read a sentence for 2 minutes and was stunned to finish it, everyone held back and didn't dare to laugh, it seems that Brother Tai has not read the art of war less, isn't this a soldier who surrenders without a fight!

Xiaoshi can scold three people in the dormitory when he scolds us, and scolds you for five minutes without repeating the same, but as soon as he takes the Chinese class, he stumbles, and the gap is huge, which makes us all inexplicable.

Shi Duoduo was a man of the hour standing on the altar in our junior high school, and the big and small exams in the second and third years of junior high school were basically the first and second, and everyone knew about it.

However, I saw in my dream that many years later, Xiao Shi's classmate became the battalion commander of the People's Liberation Army, and he was full of dignity and majesty. During the military exercise, if the command is determined, the conversation is free, there is thunder in the chest and the face is like a flat lake, as if there is the majestic posture of a general, how can anyone expect this, eh, a dream is a dream, rambling.

The first evening self-study Tai brother sits in class, we have a total of three evening self-study sessions, each session will arrange a teacher to sit in the class, one is to prevent students from fighting, and the other is to ask questions directly to the teacher if there are any questions that will not be asked, of course, there are many teachers at this time to ask students to write papers of his subjects or talk about some knowledge points. For this matter, I feel that the majority of teachers are really hard, taking classes for a day, and giving us make-up classes in the evening, of course, I also feel that the level of teachers in this era is really high.

In the dream, many years later, the teacher did not give a good lecture in class, and told the student to learn in-depth things to find him to make up for the class, and took the salary to desert to make private money, which is so contradictory for the students, the teacher does not care about learning, and the pressure on the students is gone, but China has to take the score to speak for everything, which is so unfortunate. If you compare this boundless dream, Brother Tai can be regarded as a good teacher who is dedicated.

"Let's take out the paper we sent yesterday, we have the answer, if you don't understand anything, you can ask questions, and the class representative will copy the answer to the blackboard." Brother Tai said in a deep voice, and then handed her roll to Jingjing.

I casually took out yesterday's language paper in the shutter folder and began to verify the answers. I saw Master Xiao in front of him pouting his buttocks, his head burrowed into the desk, and kept flipping.

"I solemnly remind you again, the ink is toxic, try to use toilet paper when going to the toilet, and some students should not lose their big ones because of small things." Brother Tai walked over to Master Xiao's side, squinted at Master Xiao and snorted.

"Xiao Dazhi, where are your papers?" Brother Tai's tone was aggravated, and he was obviously suspected of anger.

Everyone's eyes looked at Master Xiao, the weather immediately turned from sunny to cloudy, and there was a cool breeze for a while, and it seemed that a storm was coming.

"I finished writing yesterday and put it on the table." Master Xiao replied to Brother Tai's question in a low voice, obviously lacking confidence, and took out a stack of rolls and flipped them one by one.

"Little rabbit, if you can't find it today, get out of here and stand up for evening self-study. Look at your attitude towards learning, can you improve your grades like this? Taige's tone was like thunder before a rainstorm, and we all felt very dull and depressed when we heard it. It seems that Brother Tai wants to use Master Xiao as a negative teaching material to make an example.

"I found it, there are a lot of volumes lately, and I put it under the book." Master Xiao hurriedly argued with the scroll in his hand.

"Humph! By the way, if I can't find a paper or a syllabus in class, I will take the initiative to go out and stand by myself, and you won't even have a paper! Brother Tai glanced at Master Xiao, although he did not achieve the goal of killing chickens and setting an example for monkeys, but it also played a deterrent role, and continued to patrol backwards with square steps.

Seeing Brother Tai walking back, Master Xiao hurriedly wiped the beads of sweat from his head with his hand, but I saw that Master Xiao's back in a white shirt was already wet and irregular in a circle. To be honest, even I secretly sweated for Master Xiao, if he really can't find it, I'm afraid that this evening self-study will have to meet the baptism of the storm again.

"Teacher, the fifth question is wrong, this word should be pronounced the fourth tone instead of the second tone." Kim Jong-in stood up crookedly, letting out a disdainful questioning sound in his throat.

"Ah, what's wrong, you've only been in school for a few days, and I've been teaching for decades, so why don't you be a little rabbit?" Brother Tai was furious, like a cat being trampled on its tail and a tiger being touched on its buttocks, trying to scare Jin Zhongren first in terms of momentum.

"This has nothing to do with teaching for more than a few years, let's talk about this question." The golden fat man's face was expressionless, as steady as Mount Tai and unmoved.

To tell the truth, I admire the strength of the golden fat man, it is really Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his color remains unchanged, and the tiger is facing it head-on, if I encounter this, I am afraid that I will be defeated by Brother Tai in a round.

"Look it up in the dictionary! Little rabbit cub, if you don't study hard, you know that you are messing around. Brother Tai's face turned from purple to black, as if he had practiced extremely advanced martial arts, and he was about to start his work.

The golden fat man took out his unrecognizable Xinhua dictionary, which showed that he usually worked very hard, flipped through it for a while, held up the dictionary as he spoke, and said: "At the bottom of page XX, teacher, please take a look." ”。

"Your dictionary is wrong, buy pirated goods at the stall, check Cihai! I remind you once again to buy genuine books, don't go to the small bookstall at the door to buy books, you must go to the Xinhua bookstore next to the turntable to buy them! Brother Tai shouted loudly, pointing at the fat man's nose, angry that the fat man had openly challenged her authority in class.

"Teacher, Cihai is also the fourth tone." Master Xiao stood up while lifting his pants, and held up Cihai on the table next to Taishan at an inopportune time.

"Which version?" Brother Tai hurriedly rushed towards Master Xiao.

"The Commercial Press, 1998." Master Xiao looked at the cover and replied without confidence.

"Your version is so old, I'm using the 2000 version. We must learn the most cutting-edge knowledge, keep pace with the times, and never be complacent. In addition, you have to communicate more, as the so-called learning alone and no friends are lonely and unheard! "Brother Tai didn't forget to educate us.

At this moment, Jin Fatzi and Master Xiao were stunned, and the class suddenly fell into silence, and everyone silently took out their own reference books to look at the version, and no response meant that no one's book was the 2000 edition.

"Don't look at it until I go back and check, you both sit down." However, I would like to remind you that if there is a problem in the future, we can communicate after class, and don't delay everyone's time in class. Brother Tai pushed his glasses, returned to the podium and gasped for breath, and it took a long time before he was ready to continue lecturing.

"Fat Liu, answer question 10." Brother Tai continued to talk without changing his face.

"Teacher, the answer to question 10 is A, and the reason is ......" The fat man pulled his fat body out of the gap between the seats.

"The students all know that your family has a cake shop, more than ten branches, can you ask your dad to send some cakes to the classmates tomorrow, see that your cheeks are as big as eating yeast powder, and let the classmates also supplement some nutrition." Brother Tai took advantage of the topic to play, and knocked the fat man from time to time.

"Hey, hey, hey" Fat Liu smiled awkwardly and didn't respond to Brother Tai's instructions.

"Okay, sit down." Brother Tai stopped talking when he saw that the fat man didn't squeak.

The fat man grinned and sat down without answering.

"You see that Brother Tai's face is as round as Fat Liu, and he must have eaten Fat Liu's pastries." The golden fat man turned around and whispered to Master Xiao.

"After the last batch of deliveries, it's all turned into! Otherwise, can you be in such a hurry to carry the fat man? Master Xiao's words came out directly without going through his mind.

Niu Zijun, Li Ming, and Tian Dadonkey next to him all looked at Master Xiao with strange eyes after hearing these words. Master Xiao saw that the atmosphere was not right, and no one answered, so he didn't talk nonsense.

Brother Tai coughed, so frightened that the fat golden man quickly turned around and buried himself in the desk to read the question.

……

The teacher of the second evening self-study class did not come, and Jingjing, the representative of the Chinese class, stood on the podium and said, "Everyone be quiet, Mr. Hu said that the question in the last class is indeed the fourth tone, and praised the students for their spirit of hard work, and at the same time reminded all students not to be too sharp in their studies, so as not to go astray." After saying that, he smiled and returned to his seat.

"Oh yes!" The fat man leaned over half of his body and whispered to everyone, "Everyone study hard, don't drill the tip of the horns, lest you go astray and go astray in practice!" As he spoke, he patted the shoulder of Tian Da Donkey next to him and made a sincere teaching.

"Like, Desper!" Xiang Tong looked back at Jin Zhongren.

"Learning requires this kind of spirit, don't you say?" The golden fat man kicked Xiang Tong's chair and said.

"It's over, isn't it, don't you want to be faced?" Xiang Tong turned around, brushed away half of her face and shouted, Xiaoyu next to her snickered silently.

"There are three principles that I have adhered to in my life, the first insistence, the second is shameless, and the third is shameless." The golden fat man said in the vernacular.

"You're really shameless." Xiang Tong's dimples were slightly exposed, and he smiled at the golden fat man.

"Let's not talk about this, let's talk about learning, the baht must be better, right?" The golden fat man carried forward the spirit of beating snakes with sticks.

"Look at your size, look at you, beware of hair loss!" Xiang Tong looked at Jin Zhongren with rolling eyes.

"You don't have to worry about this, my hair has always grown very well, because I use Rejoice." The golden fat man did not forget to place ads.

"Poof! Look at your hair, you can't use anything. Xiang Tong peeked at the golden fat man's hairline, happily covered his stomach and turned around to ignore him.

"Golden fat man, you don't have to shave your head when you return to the Qing Dynasty with that hair shape." I teased from the side.

"Hahaha......" everyone burst into laughter.

"Get out of here." The fat golden man said and picked up Master Xiao's book to beat me.

"Eh, eh, my subordinates keep books, that's mine, you use this, use this!" Master Xiao protested, and as he spoke, he handed the sea of words on the table next to Taishan to the golden fat man.

"You can't take a light book, that book is heavier than the bricks, it's really black-hearted." I shouted at Master Xiao.

"Master Xiao, providing tools for committing crimes is an accomplice." Tian Da Donkey came to his throat in a weird voice.

"Damn, I can't afford it." When the fat golden man saw that it was Tarzan's book, he threw it back on Tarzan's table with a snap.

"Gently put it down, I bought it newly." Taishan hurriedly picked it up and looked at it, thinking that if he was broken by the golden fat man, he must find him to compensate.

"What are you flipping back and forth, can you drop pages with it?" The golden fat man said disdainfully to Tarzan.

"I can't read my own book yet?" Taishan was afraid that others would say that he was stingy, so he hurriedly played the round by himself.

……

I often talk about the past to arouse your memories, I deliberately lose the eraser to borrow your retrospective, and my unscrupulous bragging is to attract your retrospective;

My stiff words have never said that I like you, my clumsy acting skills have never won you an appreciation, and my simple thinking has never been able to guess your complex heart;

Is it my unplump wings that can't carry your dream of flying to the blue sky, or are you waiting for a bouquet of gorgeous roses?

The golden fat man showed off the results of his arguments everywhere, and the other classmates also exploded, and then Shen Muze and Xiao Hezi had already started judo practice, Niu Zijun and Yang Xue, as well as Yue Peng and Liu Xin, were in full swing and passed the note.

The fat man is really a legend, at the beginning of junior high school, he was hit by a car after school in the second year of junior high school, and his head was stuck in the sand pile next to the road.

Just entered the first year of high school, due to the inconvenience of injured legs and feet, he wore a big pants with a pair of slippers and went to class. Since then, he has been blacklisted in Brother Tai's impression, and he doesn't look like a good student for a day.

But in my dream, many years later, this guy became a freelance artist, published his own books, often went to all parts of the country to sign books, and a group of little girls shouted for him to sign autographs, not to mention, there was really an artist's hanging sample.

I once jokingly said to the golden fat man that after others became famous, they all pressed two stone lions at the door of their hometown, showing that they were a big family in Zhumen and were born noble, for future generations to pay attention to, if you are famous, do you also get two to shoot in front of your house. The golden fat man's answer is always so classic and unexpected, he said: We are all hard-working people, let's get two stone donkeys to squat at the door.