353 Don't sleep

Now Langsi's greatest hope is to find the way to Stalto Mountain and quickly cure Yang Shan's illness.

And Yang Shan felt weaker and weaker the more he walked, he was supported by Langsi, he gritted his teeth and stiffened, he didn't want to, and he fell down without stepping on a steady foot.

"Little goat, you hold on, I'll carry you!"

Lang Si carried Yang Shirt behind his back, although Yang Shirt was reluctant in his heart, he couldn't help himself.

The others followed suit.

Gu Jun walked, he also felt tired, he said: "Tongtiangao, can you see accurately, am I also infected with the flu, I also feel uncomfortable in my throat, and I am short of breath, come over and re-examine my condition?" Hurry up! ”

Gu Xue hugged Gu Jun, Gu Jun pushed Gu Xue and said, "Gu Xue, don't come close to me, I may have the life-threatening flu, really!" ”

Tongtian Gao was looking for a way to be depressed, and was so disturbed by Gu Jun, his train of thought just now was interrupted, he glared at Gu Jun and said, "You have a fart flu!" You are suspicious, I finally have some ideas, and I have been disrupted by you! From now on, don't talk to anyone! ”

After speaking, Tong Tiangao continued to look at the compass for a while, looked at the stars for a while, and then went in one direction, and the big guy followed.

Yang Shirt suddenly felt very sleepy, and wanted to close his eyes to sleep, Lang Si carried Yang Shirt on his back, walking and panting, he felt that Yang Shirt's breathing on his back was weak, and he turned around and said, "Little goat, are you still awake?" How do you feel? ”

Gu Jun glanced back, at this time Lang Si was at the back of the team with Yang shirt on his back, Gu Jun pointed and said: "Lang Si, don't let the little goat fall asleep, it is possible that if you fall asleep like this, you will never be able to open your eyes!" ”

Lang Si panicked, his shoulders trembled, Yang Yi was a little more energetic, Lang Si said: "Little goat, did you hear it, you must not close your eyes and fall asleep, you know!" You have to hold on, we'll be on the Starto Hill soon! ”

Yang Shan only felt that his eyelids were very heavy, he didn't have much strength, he said: "Uncle Lang, I also want to persevere, but I'm too sleepy, can I just close my eyes and sleep for a while?" ”

"No! Little goat, as soon as you sleep, you die, you must hold on! "Lang Si is about to cry.

Yang Shirt said: "Okay! I insist! I...... But I just don't have the energy! ”

Gu Xue took pity on Yang Yi, she said: "The little goat is already very sleepy, if it is just verbal encouragement, it is not enough at all!" It's like a person who hasn't slept for two days, that kind of sleepiness, as long as he holds on to the pillow, he will fall asleep immediately! The current state of the baby goat is equivalent to the state of not sleeping for two days! ”

Lang Si almost asked in a pleading tone, "Then, who of you has a way to keep the little goat from being sleepy?" ”

Niu Cannon said: "I have also had times when I was sleepy, I just wanted to sleep, but there is one thing I haven't done yet, my solution is to take xingfen medicine!" It works! ”

Lang Si found a life-saving straw and asked, "Then do you have it on you?" Let the baby goats eat a little! ”

Niu Cannon said, "But I didn't bring it." ”

Lang Si was like falling from a high altitude, and his mood suddenly fell to the bottom.

Niu Cannon said, "However, there are other refreshing things, such as that medicine!" Gu Jun Gu Bo, he hides adult toys, and he should also hide medicines for men and women! ”

Lang Si hurriedly asked, "Uncle Gu, did you bring that kind of medicine?" Now is a matter of life and death, I hope that if Uncle Gu brings it, he must not hide it in embarrassment! ”

Gu Jun said: "What kind of person do you think I am, what toys, what liquids, what sets, all of them are all nonsense there by one person, you can go to my car and rummage as much as you like, if anyone can find a little bit related to that kind of dirty thing, I will give that person a hundred yuan!" No! Two or three hundred is not a thing! ”

You must know that the van of the ancient army is still in the city parking space more than 1,000 kilometers away, and it is impossible to search it.

Lang Si said: "Uncle Gu, I believe in you! That, do you have anything on you...... A medicine that can make Yang Shirt have a spirit? Lang Si said it more tactfully.

Gu Jun shook his head and said, "This, Langsi, I really can't do anything!" ”

Lang Si looked back at Yang Shan, shook his shoulders again, and said, "Little goat, you have to hold on, tell me quickly, what can make you not feel sleepy?" ”

Yang Shirt almost fell asleep, he said, "I don't know...... Dao, I'm so ...... I want to sleep! ”

Lang Si cried, and he said, "Little goat, how can you give up so easily!" ”

Gu Xue had an idea and said, "Why don't you tell a joke to the little goat!" Which of you have a joke, tell me? ”

Lang Si was sad, and when he heard Gu Xue say that he wanted to tell jokes, he said: "Gu Xue, it's all at this juncture, what kind of jokes are you telling, does he have the heart to listen to the little goat!" ”

Gu Jun said: "If you don't give it a try, how do you know if it doesn't work, besides, what other better way can you do now?" ”

Lang Si didn't speak, because he was already at a loss, where was there any way not to make Yang Yi sleepy.

Gu Jun didn't speak, he said, "Then let me tell you a joke, little goat, can you listen to it?" You should still be awake. ”

Yang Shi nodded slightly on Langsi's back and said, "I can listen to it, but ...... But I'm not in the mood to listen to ......"

His voice was weak, so Lang Si could hear it clearly, and everyone else heard Yang Shan's voice, but they couldn't quite hear what he said.

Gu Jun saw that Yang Yi could still speak, so he said: "You can still listen, then I will tell you, listen, one day, there was an animal complaint meeting in the forest, many animals came, the first to complain, it was the donkey, the donkey said, I hate humans the most, because people are stupid, but I have to say, stupid donkey!" The pig also said at this time: That's it! People are fat, but they say fat pigs. The cow then said: "There are people who say big things, but they are called bragging! The cat shouted and said, "People are tricky, but they say that they are tired." The chicken was very dissatisfied and said: The person is small, but he said that it was a little J chicken. The dog was even more angry and said: The man made the woman's belly bigger, but he insisted that it was the dog! ”

After speaking, Gu Jun was holding his stomach and laughing wildly, but he was laughing alone, and everyone just looked at him coldly.

Gu Jun felt so embarrassed that he stopped laughing, he said, "Oh! None of you are laughing! Looks like I'm going to take out the nirvana out of my jokes! Listen up! This story happened in the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, once won the battle, temporarily Shu was peaceful, the three of them went to Africa for a trip, but they didn't want to, they were caught by a primitive tribe there, the tribal chief said, we don't just kill outsiders, if the three of you, each find a kind of fruit here, ten each, and come back, who can pass my test, then I will let whom! So, the three of them were disrupted and went to different places to look for fruit! Soon, Zhang Fei came back first, guess what he found? I'm telling you, it's Apple! He found ten apples back, Zhang Fei asked, chief, I found the fruit, what kind of test are you going to do? The chief said that the way to test is to stuff the fruit you find into your fart, yan! Someone! Hold Zhang Fei down for me and stuff the apple into his **! If he doesn't die, then let him go! Zhang Fei screamed, and as a result, two apples were stuffed, and Zhang Fei hung up! At this time, Guan Yu came back, and the thing he found back was ten small dates, the same way, the chief ordered someone to hold Guan Yu down, and stuffed the ten small dates behind Guan Yu, Guan Yu held his breath, one, two, three, Guan Yu endured the pain, but just when the primitive man stuffed the last date behind him, Guan Yu suddenly laughed, it was really a wild laugh, and the last date was squeezed all at once, the chief was furious, raised a knife and prepared to cut Guan Yu's neck, but Guan Yu still laughed, the chief asked, Guan Yu, why are you dying, You're still smiling, what's so funny! Guan Yu sweated on his face, smiled and pointed ahead, he said, look, my eldest brother, he came back with ten durians! Wowha......"

After speaking, the others finally changed their dead atmosphere, and they couldn't help laughing, Lang Si couldn't hold back, and Yang Yi behind him also laughed several times, it seems that Gu Jun's trick really worked.

Tongtiangao turned his head, originally with an angry face, but he laughed, and after laughing, he scolded again: "Gu Jun, you are so old and improper, and you have disrupted my train of thought again!" Also, I haven't been too lazy to take care of you just now, who told you that the little goat can't sleep? ”

Gu Jun said: "I watch many movies or TV series, which are all in it, those who are seriously injured or poisoned, they all want to sleep, but there are always people who remind him that he can't sleep, and once he sleeps, it will be gone forever!" ”

Tong Tiangao said, "Fart! You don't know how to pretend to understand! Little goat, if you are sleepy, sleep, sleep, not only is it not harmful, but it is also beneficial, in this way, you are in a stable mood and not easy to have a heart attack! You don't have to brace hard, if you want to rest, just sleep for a while! ”

It may really be related to psychological factors, being said by Tongtiangao, Yang Shan was not afraid of falling asleep at all, so he felt that he was not so sleepy, he patted Lang Si and said: "Uncle Lang, I am not sleepy at all now, I still feel that my strength is much better, I can come down and walk, you don't have to carry me all the time." ”

Lang Si was happy, he said: "No, I will continue to carry you, listening to what you are talking now, my mental state is indeed much better!" He looked at Gu Jun and said, "Uncle Gu, thank you!" It must have been your joke that brought out the little goat's energy! Thank you! ”

Gu Jun waved his hand and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing, I'm a person, that's all I can do, I can only do it to bring people back to life!" No thanks, no thanks! ”

"Shooting Star!"

Gu Xue suddenly pointed to the starry sky and shouted.

Seeing this meteor, Tongtiangao's eyes straightened, and he muttered in his mouth: "I see! I found it! Hurry, everyone hurry up, this road, the reason why I can't find it, is because it is a mirage, the time is not right, you can't step on it at all, now, the time and place are right, there are, follow me! ”

Tong Tiangao took the lead in running, the others were chasing after him, Lang Si was still carrying a Yang shirt, he was not behind anyone at the moment, he was very anxious, he was running with desperate strength.

The Yang shirt on Langsi's back, in the swaying, burst into tears, his Uncle Lang is comparable to his own uncle!

Running and running, Tongtian shouted: "Groove! ”

Before the people behind could react to what was going on, they only felt the center of gravity of their bodies plummeting, their feet hanging in the air, and they began to fall down all of a sudden.

Although Lang Si and Yang Shirt were in the end, they were not spared, they couldn't brake, and they also fell.

Puff puff! There was a sound of falling.

Yang Yi didn't know where he fell, from the extent of the fall, it should be a pit about five meters deep, he didn't fall hard, because Lang Si did his bottom, he touched the dark, and tried to help Lang Si, he asked: "Uncle Lang, are you okay?" ”

Lang Si said: "Strange, where did we fall, fell off, and it didn't hurt at all?" It's weird! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a voice from under him: "Strange fart!" Lao Lang, you fell on me, don't you hurt, but I hurt! Ahem! Me, ahem! ”

Lang Si hurriedly touched the black to pull the cow cannon, touched, his right hand touched the shoulder of the cow cannon, but his left hand touched something softer, he thought, what is this, he rubbed and abused again, he couldn't help but hurriedly withdraw his hand, and his heart said, it's broken, touch her chest!

Only listen to Gu Xue's voice: "Lang Si!" You're a hooligan! You touch it, you touch it...... Rogue! You just pressed me, and now you ...... again"

Lang Si blushed, this was the first time he was so blushing and hot, but fortunately, there was no light, and he was not ugly, he said: "Gu Xue, you really wronged me, I fell from above, I couldn't see anything, I offended you so much, I can't help myself, I'm sorry!" ”

Niu Cannon said: "When is it, don't talk nonsense!" Pull me up! ”

Lang Si pulled up the cow cannon, and then slowly grabbed Gu Xue's hand and pulled Gu Xue up.

Yang Shanxin said, Gu Jun, Tongtiangao, and Ami, where did the three of them fall?

Thinking like this, Yang Yi sat down and put his hands back, but he didn't expect that he had the same experience as Lang Si, and he also felt that the things in his hands were soft and elastic.

Ami said coldly: "You, take it away!" ”

Yang Shan quickly withdrew his hand, and he said: "Ami, the black light is blinding, I didn't mean it, you slowly stretch out your hand, I'll help you up, right?" ”

Ami said on the ground, "No, I'll lie down for a while, and I'll recover, without your help." ”

After Gu Xue was pulled up by Lang Si, she shouted, "Dad, where are you?" Answer me quickly? ”

Not far away, Gu Jun said, "Gu Xue, don't worry, I'm fine." ”

Gu Xue followed the voice and slowly leaned in the direction of Gu Jun, she said: "This height is not low, how can you be okay if you fall down at such an age!" ”

Gu Jun said: "Hey, life is big, you can't blame the society!" I fell, and under my body, there was also a bottom. ”

"At the bottom? Who did you press on? Gu Xue asked in the dark.

Gu Jun said: "Who else can there be, all the way to the sky, this old guy, I can't help but press, I have already fainted!" ”