"This gentleman's wife used to be a decorator who specialized in grooming the appearance of the Elven King, and was very famous. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The half-elf brought an old couple to the monkey master, they looked very old, although they were the lowest elves, and they were dressed very plainly, but the temperament on their bodies was there, and they were definitely people who had seen the world.

Actually, temperament is really amazing, it has nothing to do with knowledge, it has nothing to do with education, the only personal attribute linked to temperament is knowledge, and insight is a kind of thing that money can't buy in a short time, just like the son of the nouveau riche and the son of the family compare each other and make judgments.

So when the monkey saw these two people, he was sure that they were definitely sparrows who had seen the wind and waves, maybe their identities were ordinary, but they had seen a lot of big scenes.

"The registration ceremony of the Elven King was single-handedly handled by this gentleman, who used to be the court ceremonial officer."

Sure enough, maybe the ceremonial officer in this world is not very good, but after all, he is a celebrity around the emperor, not only that, if he wants to rectify anyone, it is very simple, as long as he arranges an inappropriate position but can't jump out of the fault for the person he wants to rectify, and over time, the emperor is not disgusting, then it is strange.

So it's absolutely no problem to toss Zhang ** to them, after all, professionals are more handy than amateur players, and the monkey finger needs to watch from the side.

After telling the two old couples about the request, the monkey master didn't speak again, but saw that the old woman began to modify Zhang Qun's hairstyle and beard.

I have to say that Zhang Qun's depression during this period of time made him decadent, his hair grew and his beard also grew, he looked like a gorilla at first glance, and after the old woman finished grooming, not only did he not change his spirit, but he had a decadent prodigal breath all over his body, and he was not conspicuous at all when he walked on the street, and even at night the little girls would avoid him.

But then it's amazing, after the old man measured Zhang Qun's measurements, he actually started to cut clothes directly on the spot, from cutting, sewing to splicing and finally to the molding of a piece of clothing, the whole process only took 30 minutes, and the finished product looked like it had a strong sense of design.

Otherwise, the dark elves are all outstanding artists, the materials and shapes of this dress are actually great, wearing it on such a decadent Zhang Qun, it instantly makes him dim and bright, gray long shirt and hood, a very casual loose trousers, matched together quite harmoniously, after wearing Zhang Qun to that fight, he is a hidden master who lives in seclusion in the mortal world.

"You need to pronounce it in the ancient royal language." The old etiquette officer taught Zhang Qun word by word very seriously: "After repeating it three times, keep silent, speak slowly, speak in a low voice, and your eyes can't look at anyone, but you need to look straight ahead, through the crowd and into the distance." ”

The monkey quickly picked up a small notebook and began to record next to it, this is a royal pretending guide, ordinary people really can't learn, that is used in the emperor's imperial drive when facing the enemy's army, think about it and feel trembling with excitement, this force to be able to pretend to be successful, and then take a photo with a PS repair, the photo is replaced with a black and white high backlight, the sense of the picture is simply no one, when the time comes, it will be printed as a brochure, and it will be absolutely cool to use to make stars.

Similarly, Zhang Qun, who has always been accustomed to doing things when he comes up, has really learned this time, from gestures to posture and even to the angle of his feet apart when standing, he is very strict and meticulous, striving to make people look like they are perfectly divided from the horizon.

There has never been a book that can describe how to pretend to be forced in such detail.,It seems that this elf king is also a professional pretending to be a coerced dealer.,Not to mention anything else.,It's definitely better than those novels where the protagonists who are more serious with gangsters、Little hooligans and department-level units all day long, and the villain who is more serious with such a protagonist all day long.。

Thinking of this topic, Master Monkey has always thought that most of the novels he reads have a strange atmosphere, part of it is that they have already become demons, but they will still fight hooligans in small alleys, go to college to soak in school flowers, and seduce actresses, if you cultivate immortals in order to do these things, then what is the difference between you and still eating shit after following up to the top of the food chain for 70 million years? There is also a part of it that is pure urban without strange power, but it is not the kind of urban novel that takes the realistic route but takes the weird route, the kind of urban novel that has no background and no wealth, opens a restaurant and spends money to eat, and when you are in a bad mood, you not only don't give it to eat but also beat people.

That's really awesome, although the monkey can't order food when he opens a restaurant, but the people who are willing to spend money to eat don't regret it, and he also restricts consumption, and even the service is still very thoughtful, the top beautiful Asian beautiful girl is a waiter, and the first thing she does when she walks up is wearing a deep V collar and bowing 90 degrees and asking people for coffee, juice, milk or soda. How can there be that kind of beating people without giving them food?

Although the monkey master can break the rules, he prefers to follow the restrictions of that identity when he is in any identity, which is the way to survive.

Of course, he has also read a few novels written for women, and to be honest, it is better to write for men. When everyone is saying that Aunt Qiong Yao is outdated, go and see those so-called domineering presidents and pretty male pets and the like, and turn your head to look at the smoke and rain, plum blossoms and the like, that is not comparable at all.

In fact, it's actually very easy to define pretending to be forced and true colors, pretending to be the kind of person who slaps a swollen face and fills a fat man instead of being in a high position, although it may not be comprehensive, but Ding Lei, Robin Li, and Ma Yun will definitely not tear up with people in Baidu Tieba because someone is hanging up in a shootout game.

After two days of study, Zhang Qun has completely mastered the styling tricks, and this sullen guy rehearses more diligently than anyone else, and even sometimes the perverted strong will take the initiative to go over to play him, the two actually became friends unconsciously, Zhang Qun even personally knocked on the door of the perverted strong on the morning of the day he was ready to leave, and asked him to accompany him for the last rehearsal.

It's not easy to be an emperor, really. Just such a sentence, an action, and a look, a total of these three things, let him practice for three days! Three days! In the past three days, he has practiced more than 3,000 times, and he is still barely up to the mark. Can you imagine what a qualified emperor's daily routine is, right? Not to mention anything else, every successful emperor is a powerful actor, after all, those who sit and stand in the hall of the old crooked neck tree are all top film critics.

"Brother Qun, are you really good, what to do if there is danger, Lao Lu is crazy."

When Zhang Qun was about to leave, the pervert asked in a low voice, "If it doesn't work, can you run?" ”

"Don't worry." Zhang Qun pouted: "Those are just a few stones." ”

"A few stones...... That's a golem, and the measure word for the stone should be a block. ”

"Get out of here, don't look for trouble." The monkey master walked over and kicked the perverted Qiang's ass: "Or you go." ”

"No, no, no......" Pervert Qiang hurriedly shook his head: "I can't...... No, it doesn't. ”

"Then don't talk nonsense, just go to the theater."

Yes, it's good to go to the theater at this time, who is Zhang Qun? Everyone who knows him knows that this big-dressed trafficker loves to pretend to be angry in various postures, and his sullen realm is unmatched, and the time between chanting two ancient poems and playing a Hawaiian guitar is surging, and he is a typical representative of internal commotion.

So this task is not good for others, Dada is too mune, Jiangang is too delicate and has no deterrence, Yuqing is too funny and has no aura, only Zhang Qun can pretend to be the extreme and pretend to be the essence.

And at this moment, the army of dark elves has been activated, the huge golems are marching forward, and every step will cause the effect of shaking the mountain, and behind the opening golem is the mighty army of dark elves, cavalry, infantry, and airwing corps, their weapons and equipment are very gorgeous, the shape is unique, the clothes on their bodies are very distinct, and there are many domesticated monsters in the team, although they are bound by leather holsters, but the hideous state is very terrifying.

While the troops are advancing, the unique and melodious bagpipes belonging to the dark elves accompany them all the way, and it is also a unique scenery on the way of the army.

Although it is slightly different from the majestic and high-spirited feeling of the human array, it is a little bit of a sissy, but the combat effectiveness is not a joke, and now this kind of all-main lineup, the Lion Empire is in its current state, if the monkey master does not intervene, it will be difficult to resist.

And just as they were advancing, suddenly the outpost reported that a man had appeared in their path. That's right...... It was one person, one person single-handedly stood in front of hundreds of golems.

"Run it over."

The marshal of the dark elves said coldly, but as soon as he finished speaking, he heard the language of the ancient dark elf royal family in the distance, softly, but extremely clearly.

"Go back, no attack is allowed for thirty days."

This simple sentence is a long list in the language of the ancient dark elf royal family, and it is quite shocking.

After these words, the marshal frowned and raised his hand. The group suddenly stopped, and then he himself went to the front of the group, and saw the lone person still a few hundred meters away.

He straightened his clothes and walked alone in front of Zhang Qun with formal etiquette, and Zhang Qun just stood there in a very pretentious posture.

He stood on a small hill, and when the marshal arrived, he raised his head slightly, his eyes crossed the marshal in front of him, but his gaze was not focused, and the extension of his eyes went straight into the distance.

"Go back, no attack is allowed for thirty days."

"Why? Who are you? ”

"Go back, no attack is allowed for thirty days."

Zhang Qun can understand what he says, he is like this when people say anything, and it will be right to start fighting after three times! In short, it is enough to force the army back.

"Whoever you are, stop the army, die!"