"What kind of mountain is this grandma, there is no store in front of the village, there is no store in the back, it is almost halfway up the mountain, and there is no one to come out to welcome it. I heard that in Yunnan, there is a special person on every mountain, Lao Cui, we won't be ambushed, right? Do you want to take the opportunity to serve the three of us in one pot, I am a big man There is nothing to be afraid of, the key is your ancient game, fine skin and tender meat, I don't want to be in love with the lady of the village......" The big mouth muttered, and began to be a little irritable, and the nonsense in his mouth got up, thanks to my understanding of him, if someone else made such a joke with me, then I had to do it immediately.

In fact, I can't complain that the big mouth has nothing to talk nonsense, we have walked for nearly two hours from getting off the car to now, from the avenue to the trail, until this time, there is no road at the foot, waist-high weeds, and there are a few palpitating sounds from time to time.

And, from time to time, a few monkeys with red butts will pop out from somewhere overhead, and when you are not looking, they will play a trick in front of you, and before you can pull the dick out, the harasser will already burrow into the grass.

At this time, the words of the big mouth were like a thunderbolt dropped in the air, constantly rippling, making Gu Yi rub against me.

"Brother, I feel that there are people everywhere in front of me, the trees are full, and there are people crawling in the grass, or let's go down the mountain, it's not too late to come back tomorrow morning, why rush for a while?" Gu Yi said.

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Gu Yi suddenly became uneasy, not only Gu Yi, but even I was resigned, every time I heard the sound behind the tree, my heart was also nervous.

Yunnan is known as the kingdom of animals and plants, as long as there are no human beings, there are animals, as large as flocks of pythons and wild elephants, as small as finger-thick locusts, fingernail-sized mosquitoes, and even more savages are also rumored to be gods, as well as those uncivilized Tu people, it is said that cannibalism only needs to follow behind you, when the head is a stick, you can eat it when you knock it down, I don't know if these are true, anyway, I feel cold in the back of my head.

"What do you say? Shall we continue or return? I quietly looked at the big mouth in front of me waving a wooden stick to open the way, and said.

"Comrade Cui, what the revolution is most afraid of is the ideological slippage, not enough faith, I found that you just made both mistakes, it seems that it is necessary for me to make up for you a vivid political lesson now, Vladimir?? Ilyich?? Ulyanov once said......"

When I was racking my brains to think about how to fight back at the big mouth, I suddenly found that there was a red light flashing on our right side, and then, I saw a black thing flying towards us, only to hear the sound of "whew", saying that it was too late and that was fast, I just opened my mouth in the direction of the big mouth, and then pulled Gu Yi and reluctantly hid behind a big tree.

That is, the jet lag between the front and back of the feet, one side of the big tree seems to have been hit by something sharp, poof, followed by a buzzing sound, everything is coming too fast, I can only say that it is dangerous, fortunately it is not a sneak attack on the big mouth, otherwise there is a 90% chance that the big mouth will have multiple holes on the body.

Fortunately, the tree is thick, otherwise, even if I regenerate two legs, there is no way to return to the sky, I hugged Gu Yi and hid behind the tree, I didn't even dare to hum the atmosphere, I could only hold the knife a few inches long to death, ready to fight back when the unexpected happened.

However, after about a dozen seconds, no movement was heard, and I stole my side face to look out, and there was no one around except for the extremely low-visibility tree wall.

Not far away, Huo's whistle sounded, and it seemed that the big mouth was okay anywhere, so I resisted the discomfort in my heart, and replied with a short and rapid whistle from the big mouth, signaling the big mouth to merge with me.

It was almost dark, but I didn't dare to turn on the flashlight, I could only rely on the whistling of the big mouth to discern his position, the irregular rolling and jumping in the grass, I knew that the big mouth was trying to avoid it, it seemed that there were other discoveries on the side of the big mouth.

"Old Cui, get down." A short voice came, and the big-mouthed man rolled over.

I didn't hesitate to hold Gu Yi's head and crawl under the grass, and at this moment, three "whooshing" sounds came out again above our heads, and three very long things flew almost against the tips of the grass.

"Hung the lottery? Are you okay, big mouth? With the flashlight of the big mouth pressing on the ground, I found that there was a bloody hole on the earlobe on the left side of the big mouth, and it was still dripping blood.

"I can't die, if it weren't for the tactical backpack to block it, Lao Tzu would have met Marx today." After gasping for a few breaths, he glanced at Gu Yi who was sitting on the ground, and said in a low voice: "Lao Cui, the situation is not optimistic, we seem to be surrounded, the key is that we don't even know what it is now, it's really a fucking nest, you and Gu Yi are waiting for me, I'll go out and catch a live one and come back and torture it." ”

As he spoke, the big mouth was about to get up and rush out, but I forcefully pressed it back.

I said to Big Mouth, "Stupid donkey, do you still need to guess?" Obviously the local Tu people, it may be that we have accidentally crossed their territory, these uncivilized guys are like children playing at home, they regard the land boundary as very important, and they can't allow others to step into it, now we are too passive, unlike those Tu people who have long been accustomed to living in the forest, even if they run, it is difficult to bring out a little movement, we are different, once we show our faces, we will be besieged immediately. ”

"So what do you mean, we can only wait to die? Hehe, it seems that I made a slip of the tongue just now, and I really shouldn't have said that deadly word. Big Mouth said, and said it seriously, I didn't expect Big Mouth to be so superstitious now, and I don't know if it's because our beliefs are not deep-rooted enough, or if this world is too wonderful.

Seeing that Big Mouth was downcast, I gestured upwards with the branch in my hand, and Big Mouth finally had an epiphany after being stunned for a few seconds.

"It's a good way to go up the tree, let's move this night, and then think of a way when it's dawn, it seems that I still follow your poor temperature, without further ado, let me come first, I'll answer Gu Yi above, and you cut off your tail under the tree."

After the big mouth finished speaking, he quickly grabbed the flying tiger claw from his waist, and began to stand up with his back against the tree trunk a little bit, and at the same time looked up to find a suitable branch, but in the next second, I felt that the straight calf where the big mouth was standing shook violently.

Listening to it again, Big Mouth began to scold in a low voice: "Damn, I'm really going to play us like monkeys." ”