Chapter 2 I don't call it Bao-Pi
Chapter 2 I don't call it Bao-Pi
"One man, two brothers."
"That's right, I'm Chen Haonan!"
"My pheasant!"
"My nest!"
"I'm a big day!"
"My surname is Bao!"
……
"Brother, it's a brother, don't call me Bao-Pi!"
A short and fat man punched a tall and thin man in the stomach, causing the thin man to fall backwards again and again.
"Your father's surname is Bao, your mother's surname is Pi, if you don't call you Bao-Pi, what's your name?"
The thin man spoke seriously, and there was a smile in his eyes that couldn't be hidden.
"Fuck you!"
Bao Daer kicked over, but unfortunately this time the thin man saw the opportunity quickly and dodged directly.
"Hey, don't do it again!"
The thin man screamed, only to be kicked in the calf by Bao Da Er.
"Damn, I really don't understand, you and your brother are obviously twins, why is one thin and the other fat!"
The thin man and Bao Daer were tired of playing, lying on the platform, panting, and the old story was repeated.
"Your biology class has been learned in vain, and my brother and I are in this situation, which is called fraternal fertilization. Looks the same, that's called identical fertilization! ”
Bao Daer explained that the fight with the thin man just now consumed a lot of his physical strength.
Because his body is too fat, Bao Daer suffers a lot when he plays with his playmates.
"Pheasant, cheese cookies are out of school!"
Suddenly, Bao Daer kicked on the thin man lying beside him and muttered.
The thin man, who was originally like a salted fish, turned over and stood up with agility.
"Hey, hey, hey, where's Zhizhi? Why didn't I see it? ”
The pheasant's eyes were striking, but when he looked into the distance from the platform, he didn't see his sweetheart.
"Hey, Bag-Pi, you're lying to me again!"
"Don't call me Bag-Pi, I didn't lie to you!"
Bao Daer smiled, also stood up, skipped an afternoon of class, and it was time to go home.
"Okay Bao-Pi, tell me where Zhizhi is? Where is it? ”
The most nervous pheasant is his dream lover, as long as there is news of Luo Yongzhi, his IQ is no different from that of an imbecile.
"Didn't I just tell you?"
Bao Daer shook off the pheasant and pulled his sleeve, and said with a smile: "I said that the cheese biscuit is out of school, of course she is still in school now!" ”
"Wow! You damn bag-skin, tease me again! ”
Although the pheasant kept scolding in his mouth, he was still very interesting to his good brother, grabbed his schoolbag, and ran towards Luo Yongzhi's home intersection. Leave Bao Daer alone, and continue to leave the empty platform.
"Oh my god, you're playing with me?"
Bao Da's second-class pheasant walked away, and only then did he dare to mumble.
"Join Hongxing and become the leader of Hongxing!"
"Do you think I am Chen Haonan?"
"Even Chen Haonan has worked hard for more than 20 years before he succeeds in taking the position!"
"You let me possess a dragon suit-skin, look at this fat body, and you will know that it is not the life of the protagonist!"
"But even if you have a little conscience, you have cured your myopia!"
"But now that I'm only twelve years old, what can I do now?"
A month ago, Bao Daer suddenly awakened the memories of his past life.
In his previous life, he was called Zhang Xiaofan, and he inadvertently got a mythological system and was able to enter the movie plane.
If you can seize the luck of the protagonist, you can get the power of the plane, bless your body, and become a god and an immortal.
Although he awakened the memories of his past life, Bao Daer did not think that he could complete this difficult task.
You must know that I have just entered middle school, that is, the first year of junior high school in the mainland.
Even if the big B guy accepts himself and makes himself a troubled boy.
But from the old boy to climb up step by step, and finally become the leader of Hongxing, the hardships of it, just look at the hardships suffered by the protagonist Chen Haonan, you can know how hard it is.
In the plot of the movie, Chen Haonan, the lone star of Tiansha, fought all the way, and only after the millennium did he become the leader of Hongxing.
And Bao Daer thought about his conditions carefully, as if he wanted to become the leader of Hongxing, which was not much better than Chen Haonan.
It's 1982, and it's going to take about twenty years!
Thinking of this, Bao Daer couldn't help but mumble again.
……
……
Time flies, and it's another year of mountains and rivers!
Heung Kong, Lam Tin Estate.
The plan of the day is in the morning!
"Dad, I'm going to the martial arts hall!"
Bao Daer poured the hot breakfast into his stomach, tucked his shirt into the waistband of his trousers, turned around and went out, and before Bao's father could reply, he had already run downstairs.
A thin man, only in his forties, already gray-haired, watched his second son go out, turned his head to look at his eldest son who was still lying on the bed, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Brother Nan!"
As soon as Bao Daer ran downstairs, he saw that Chen Haonan had been waiting for a long time.
"Let's go! It's not too early! ”
Chen Haonan looked at the sky, and it was just dawning now.
However, it took half an hour to rush from Lantian Estate to the martial arts hall to learn martial arts, and when the two of them arrived at the martial arts hall, the brothers who stayed directly had already gotten up and exercised.
Bao Daer and Chen Haonan are both dressed in white sweatshirts and black trousers, but Bao Daer has a shaved head, while Chen Haonan has long flowing hair, which makes the two have very different temperaments.
Half an hour of fast running, for Chen Haonan, who has been exercising for three years, is easy.
Bao Daer has only been exercising for half a year, although the fat has been eliminated, but when he runs quickly, he is already out of breath in less than ten minutes.
But even if he ran out of breath, Bao Daer didn't shout to stop, but the sweat on his body quickly soaked his undershirt.
It's still winter, and I'm tired and sweating early in the morning, which is completely because Bao Daer's body is too weak.
Although Chen Haonan did not say it explicitly, the pace of running was changed to jogging, and at the same time he began to wave his fists to contact the Wing Chun he had just learned in advance.
"Anan, Bao-Pi, you're so early!"
Aunt Qi bought breakfast in front of the gym, and his son also learned boxing in the gym and is the senior brother of Chen Haonan and Bao Daer.
"Aunt Seven is really early!"
Chen Haonan and Bao Da said goodbye early and entered the gym.
Sure enough, there are already more than a dozen brothers practicing boxing.
Bao Daer has just been here for half a year, mainly standing on the pile, because his legs are weak from running, and after five minutes of activity, Bao Daer stood with his two little brothers and sisters.
In this Wing Chun martial arts hall, the tuition fee for a junior apprentice is thirty yuan a month, which is Bao Da Er.
The introductory apprentice is more expensive, fifty yuan a month, which is Chen Haonan's current level.
In addition to the introductory apprentices, there are also inner disciples in the back, and the tuition fee is more expensive, one hundred a month.
As for the true disciple, I don't know the price, because the master of this martial arts hall has not received a true disciple yet.
Although the money paid was different, all the apprentices practiced martial arts together. When the master taught the introductory apprentices, the junior apprentices like Bao Daer could not practice, but they could listen.
In the past six months, Bao Daer has been practicing standing kung fu diligently, and he has slowly learned a lot of the boxing techniques taught by his master Chen Haonan.
Often at night, I run to the rooftop to box.
The only drawback is that there are no wooden stakes on the rooftop for self-practice.
Today, I finally finished standing on the pile, but the master didn't come to give me a word. According to the breathing method he had learned before, Bao Daer felt that the muscles in his legs were getting more and more sore, and he was completely numb by the end.
During the school holiday during the Chinese New Year, Bao Daer finished practicing the standing pile in the morning, and he casually played Wang Baquan to move his muscles and bones.
"If you stand like this for the rest of your life, you won't gain anything!"
Suddenly, a man behind him whispered.