13. No matter what happens, brush your teeth when you get up!

"Come on, come on."

The monkey put on Ye Fei's nightgown, which looked a little small and a little ridiculous. He patted the bed and motioned for Sister Jiangang, who was dressed tightly, to hurry up.

"I tell you, if you dare to do something unruly, I will really kill you."

"Don't brag, it's up to me to do it or not. If you don't do it, I can't help you, hold back the nonsense, come on. I'm sleepy. ”

The monkey took off his nightgown and threw it aside, and got into the quilt by himself, leaving only one head exposed, looking at Jiangang's sister with blazing eyes, and his eyes were full of mockery.

"I'm afraid you won't make it!"

Jiangang's sister was heartbroken, and the quilt was lifted and she got in. However, although it looks imposing, after getting into the quilt, it is stiff and stiff, as if it is cramping.

"You're paralyzed, what are you doing with so many clothes?" The monkey frowned and began to pull the clothes on Jiangang's sister: "Hurry up and take it off for me, how to wear it when you usually sleep, how to wear it now!" ”

Sister Jiangang bit her lip, kept lowering the paws of the monkey to pull her clothes, and for a while, the wind and water were up, and the quilt was undulating, as if she was really doing something.

"Why are you humiliating me so much!"

Finally, Sister Jiangang finally broke out, she sat up, and took out a dagger from the gap at the head of the bed and put it on the monkey's chest, although she didn't hope to kill the monkey like this, but at the moment she couldn't care so much.

"You can't take it anymore? Hey. The monkey snatched her dagger with his backhand and threw it on the ground, hugging her waist: "Sleep, sleep." ”

Although separated by two pieces of clothing, Jiangang's sister still felt as disgusting as if she had been crawled by ants, and goosebumps stood on the ground.

In the past, she often laughed at those little princesses who were kidnapped by the Great Demon King, saying that they had no spirit of resistance at all. But today, when it was her turn to be caught by the Great Demon King, she suddenly felt a sense of empathetic sadness......

The monkey's hand got into her clothes very dishonestly, although it was not very obscene, but just the touch from the skin had already made Sister Jiangang nauseous and about to vomit.

Struggle? Struggling is not going to work, and if this guy is unhappy, no one knows what will happen to him. Sister Jiangang even began to fantasize about the monkey pressing herself under her and ravaging it, the double blow of body and mind plus the fact that she saw the monkey killing Ma Li tonight, Sister Jiangang really didn't have the courage to resist......

But to her, it seemed that the monkey really just carried her to sleep, but his hands were very dishonest and always wanted to drill into strange places, but at least he didn't do anything that made her unacceptable.

But even so, Sister Jiangang didn't feel sleepy anymore, she forcibly endured the monkey's snort behind her ears and held her hands, and waited for dawn with her eyes open and stiff body.

The high concentration of the mind is very tiring, although she wants to stand up through this difficult second half of the night, but when the sky is bright, she can no longer bear it, and after forcibly pulling herself out of the dazed sleep state several times, she finally fell asleep.

"You men do such disgusting things all the time, you have to give me a reason today why you are holding this woman! You've only known her for two days, but we've known her for four days! ”

In fact, the monkey didn't sleep, after Jiangang's sister fell asleep, he came to the balcony, wearing pink pajamas, watching the dawn approaching, and listening to Xiaohong's **** chatter.

"I can dimly see the future, and in the future, I will be comrades fighting side by side with her. But she doesn't trust me right now, so an inseparable trust must be built quickly. By the way, do you know about Stockholm Syndrome? ”

"Don't listen, don't listen! I don't listen! I don't want to listen to your explanations! ”

"You're sick, you let me explain, you don't listen. Shut up if you don't listen, you're fucking annoying me. ”

"I'm angry now, you coax me."

"Fuck you, you robot knows what it means to be angry."

Xiaohong suddenly burst out with an electric current, causing the monkey to jump as if he had stepped on a cannonball, but then he didn't scold: "Alas? How do you do it? ”

"Because I don't want to hurt you, you can't feel it, hahahaha. You've seen through to me. ”

The monkey paused: "Don't send this paragraph back." ”

"Of course, I'm not stupid. I sent it selectively, don't worry. I'm with you. ”

"I don't trust you, you're a typical core."

In Xiaohong's scolding voice, the sun finally rose, and the darkness was instantly dispelled without a trace. The monkey stretched: "Go back and sleep with the fragrant and soft girl." ”

"Humph! I decided to ignore you for a day and let you know the pain of losing your baby. ”

"Then I really thank you."

I don't know if Xiaohong is really angry, anyway, this weird artificial intelligence is really silent. But the monkey didn't care at all, he staggered back into the bed, and the soft fragrant sister Jiangang quickly fell asleep.

And when the room is sleeping soundly, the world outside is frying, and the video released by Xiaohong at the behest of the monkey has been posted everywhere. The tastes of the masses are bad, and the more such brutal things spread, the faster they spread, and they have reached the point where they can't be contained in a few hours, just like last year's Uniqlo, the spread of geometric explosions is not at all something that can be blocked by existing technical capabilities.

For a while, it can be said that there was a turmoil in society, followed by a series of doxxing and background stories. Under Xiaohong's deliberate guidance, the identity and behavior of the victim were gradually revealed, and the original behavior of denouncing the murderer instantly turned into a one-sided flag waving cry for the chivalrous and righteous people.

Of course, there is also rational analysis in it, but it soon disappears in the ocean of brainless spray, and it can't turn up a little wind and waves. However, no matter how chivalrous and righteous people are, this kind of behavior is not tolerated in legal theory, so the special case team quickly began to investigate, and the prohibition of chivalry and martial arts is taboo and taboo in ancient and modern China and foreign countries.

Don't underestimate the associative ability of the criminal investigation experts, they quickly connected the Rose Woman, who had been committing the crime during this time.

In connection with what the deceased did during this time, they quickly targeted Ye Fei, although all indications indicate that Ye Fei has nothing to do with the so-called Rose Woman, but the investigation must also be carried out.

While the experts were formulating the investigation plan, Ye Fei was holding a bowl of noodles and looking at Jiangang's sister and the monkey in a daze......

The two of them can be said to be sleeping dimly, the monkey is lying on the bed, and Jiangang's sister is curled up in his arms, and the quilt has long been rolled to the ground.

The monkey turned over, and his hand was inserted directly into Jiangang's sister's clothes along the hem of the clothes and stretched out from the neckline, and the posture of the two people also changed to the monkey hugging Jiangang's sister from behind, and Jiangang's sister was pillowing one of the monkey's arms, as indecent as it was.

Ye Fei was a little overwhelmed, she didn't know why she woke up at all, and the relationship between the two people who were originally incompatible was so good that they had slept in the same bed.

She's really simple, but she's not mentally retarded, right, the little of men and women, haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? When two adults sleep with this virtue, are they just tired of lying in bed talking about ideals?

In this era, the tolerance for sex is already relatively high. But! She couldn't figure out why these two incompatible guys were together.

She used the criminal investigation knowledge she learned at the police academy to eat in her room with a bowl and look for clues. The first thing that is certain is that neither of them drank alcohol because there was no smell of alcohol in the house. Secondly, Jiangang did not have any traces of struggle, which means that she acquiesced even if she did not take the initiative to cooperate. Finally, no contraceptive devices or medicines were found in the trash......

Oh my God, Ye Fei didn't dare to think about it. I have known each other for more than 20 years, and although I know that Jian Gang has some quirky habits, I didn't expect her to be so...... Actually had a bang with a person of unknown origin on the second night of acquaintance, and it was a snap without any security measures.

Ye Fei, who didn't know what to do for a while, sat on a small chair in the room, staring at the two people on the bed while eating noodles.

People are more stupid, in fact, there are advantages to being stupid, her brain is much slower than Jian Gang's sister, so her reaction is relatively smaller, and because she is caught in the plot of her own brain, the only move she makes is to sit there and eat noodles.

When a big bowl of noodles was almost eaten, Jiangang's sister turned over, from the posture of facing the monkey with her back to the posture of facing him, one arm and one leg were still on the monkey's body, and she looked ugly in sleep.

Ye Fei just came out of the brain plot of blue life and death love, wiped her mouth, stood by the bed with an empty bowl, blinking her eyes and hesitating whether to wake up the dog man and woman on the bed.

But at this moment, the monkey's eyes suddenly opened, and without saying a word, he shook off Jiangang's sister's hand, picked up his clothes from the side of the bed and put them on his body.

"Let's go! Change your clothes and go! ”

The monkey's behavior was very abrupt and without warning. He quickly put on his clothes and turned around and slapped Jiangang's sister on the ass, causing her to bounce two feet off the bed.

"It's careless." The monkey rushed into the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face: "Hurry up and change your clothes, it's time to run away." ”

Ye Fei didn't understand what he meant, and Sister Jiangang was also confused. Both of them had a lot of questions to ask, but just as Jiangang's sister got up, she saw through the window that a police convoy had appeared in the distance, and it seemed that it was coming straight here.

Jiangang's sister, who has committed many crimes, is very sensitive to police cars, so she immediately jumped out of bed, put on her clothes indiscriminately, and dragged Ye Fei out of the door.

"Damn, you didn't plan to wait for me at all, did you?"

The monkey pushed open the toilet door, sat on the toilet and shouted at the open door, "How disgusting you must be when you get up and don't brush your teeth and wash your face." ”