Chapter 330: The Non-Existent Sycophant
"Qionglin" has a saying: "The god of the earth valley is called Sheji, and the ghost of drought is called drought." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info魑charm魍魉, the hidden nature of the mountains and rivers; The god of ghosts. ”
Today's Sheji, under the generations of sacrifice and belief of the Chinese, has long soared beyond the nine heavens and has become an existence above the gods, and the gods have at least become officially registered immortals because of their positive and majestic images.
However, it can be seen from the record of "Qionglin" that thousands of years ago, Sheji, Drought Fish, Charm Spirit, and Shen Tu Yu Lei were actually the same level of existence, but they were different by nature, so there was a difference between good and bad in the eyes of human beings.
Although the four ghosts who are now following and serving Zhong Kui are not the ghosts of the past, but their respective descendants, just because their ancestors can sit on an equal footing with Sheji and Drought Fish, it is completely reasonable that their strength can reach this point.
They were slaughtering those of the Blood Law Sect on the battlefield over there, and as a mortal who had seen them in action for the first time, I sat on the ground and was simply stunned, and even felt a chill at their terrible and cruel methods.
Seeing that the army of assassins over there had been killed to the point that it was almost wiped out, Zhong Kui on this side patted his ass and stood up, "Do you know now that I am so powerful in Zhongnanshan?" ”
As he spoke, Zhong Kui raised the big sword in his hand with one hand and slashed at me, and with a bang, the wide giant sword cut through the chains that bound me, cutting it like cutting noodles, and I didn't have the slightest damage.
"Your kid's eyes are also sharp, I didn't say that you could even know my Dao name." Zhong Kui looked at me with an indescribable sense of pride in his tone, and he pulled the huge broadsword to his waist, and the broadsword magically turned into a slender long sword suitable for hanging.
"Tell me, how do you know that I am the Holy Monarch of the Blessed Town?" It seems that Zhong Kui likes this title very much, not only did he repeat it shamelessly, but when he said it, he even narrowed his eyes, looking like he was enjoying it.
Now that he's clearly asking me to brag about it, where can I be stingy with my vocabulary? Naturally, it is a meal of Yangxing Yide, and the words that I am tired of are all over the world.
"Boy, I have heard that Zhong Tian's teacher and student are iron-faced and bearded, and his appearance is strange (bear), and he is a talented, full of economy, rich in learning, and talented in eight buckets, since ancient times, with a righteous and upright image in the mouths of our mortals......" I clasped my fists with both hands and cautiously patted the horses, and looked up quietly, and saw that Zhong Kui was blown by me this time, and a rough big hand kept stroking up and down on his wire-like beard, and I was completely relieved. And let go of the courage to boast even more boundlessly.
"When I first met the Heavenly Master, I really couldn't believe that you were the Zhong Heavenly Master that we usually passed on by word of mouth, but seeing that you later had the ability to split the evil dragon and outwitting the assassin, and the only thing I could think of was Zhong Kui in the sky and on the ground! That's why I'm sure of you......"
I'm not self-taught, but partly learned from the Jeep Taoist, and forced by the current state of embarrassment, although now I spit on the stars and fly around, and I can't wait to hold Zhong Kui to the sky, but in fact, I can't wait to end it early, end it early!!
Indeed, as a righteous god who drives away evil and avoids evil, it is really appropriate to praise two sentences, but like Zhong Kui, while listening to my pure horse, he also stroked his ugly face affectionately, and it made me really sick to my stomach right in front of me.
The point is that that guy doesn't tell me to listen to it, and listens to it as if he was a sycophant, where can you tell me to eat?
Just when I was about to run out of words and a series of sycophants was about to come to an end, Zhong Kui was still squinting, twisting his beard, and with an expression of "I'm looking forward to your next performance", I suddenly remembered - this guy did it on purpose!
His expression now is like, "You can believe me if you tell me." ”
When I realized this, I suddenly became a little scared, what should I do after a while? Honestly, this guy looks moody, what should I do if I want to fix me?
Although I was unwilling, I still swallowed heavily and stopped my "performance".
"Hehe-hey-boy, go on, you have a bite of Zhong Tianshi, I haven't heard enough~" Sure enough, as I guessed, he really didn't eat my set of sycophants, and a faint yellow cloud suddenly appeared under him, like a suspended sofa, allowing him to half-lie on it.
"Go on, boy, again, I can think about whether or not to spare you for a while." Zhong Kui was half-lying on the clouds, his posture was unusually bewitching, holding his head with one hand and pressing the long sword at his waist with the other, although his eyes were full of teasing, but not to mention, I was really afraid that if he was unhappy, he would cut off my head with a sword.
So I set my eyes on the military judge beside me, and kept signaling to him for help with my eyes, but I slapped the sycophants too hard before, so that the military judge mistakenly thought that I really admired Zhong Kui; Coupled with Zhong Kui's playful expression, it made him think that our relationship had "improved".
I was silent, and refused to speak again, seeing that I was so embarrassed, Zhong Kui no longer urged me, but half-closed his eyes, squinted at me, and didn't give me any hints or anything, the devil knows what he wants me to say to be satisfied!
In this way, the scene suddenly became awkward and stiff, until finally I came to the conclusion that none of the immortals were not human spirits! Especially this kind of ugly person who has lived for more than a thousand years!
"It's over—" Just when I felt like I was being toyed with by Zhong Kui, a bright firework suddenly lit up in the center of the battlefield over there, and the fire exploded out of thin air, reflecting half of the sky.
"Ahh
The giant's body was huge, and its posture was also abnormal, and the tip of the fiery fist scorched the air and hit the succubus that jumped high into the air, causing it to scream and fall heavily to the ground, and then it rebounded, rolling all the way and flying over, and hit Zhong Kui in front of me with a bang.
When I came back to my senses, I saw Zhong Kui flying out with his succubus, and then dragged a deep pit in the ground before stopping......
"Zhong Tianshi......" I kissed lightly, and I saw that he had been firmly pressed under the succubus of the giant beast, and only one arm was exposed, convulsing constantly......