Chapter 165: The Captain Who Was Hanged
"Captain, there's a situation, it's time to get to work." Li Yulong yawned, in the United States, the first reaction when he heard the explosion was that there were super criminals coming out to make trouble, not a chemical plant exploding.
"How are you so sure it's someone making trouble?" The captain glanced at Li Yulong strangely, took out the phone and began to inquire about the situation.
"Oops, there's no need to guess, the fighter jets have flown out, anyway, your super criminals are so timid, and they will be soft when they encounter aliens in the nest......"
"Okay, it's time for me to work...... Look back......" The captain picked up his shield and walked out.
"Who wants to see you back, superhero self-halo: troublemaker, stay with you and be pitted by all kinds of emergencies." Li Yulong looked at Captain America, who ran to be a superhero, "Alas, aren't you tired like this......"
Li Yulong, who lived on the previous earth, was a complete egoist, too lazy to do things that were not beneficial, and usually didn't want to cause trouble.
And this style is also the mainstream of that earth, Li Yulong really can't understand why Captain America and these people want to do high-risk superhero careers.
I offended a lot of people by doing this profession, and I didn't even dare to say my real name, for fear of being retaliated against and affecting my family, and there was no benefit.
Take Spider-Man as an example, not to mention that he wasted his energy by going to chivalry every day at night, and he had to study during the day, make money with various part-time jobs and be scolded by his boss, perhaps...... The only thing we got was verbal thanks.
It's just that this verbal thanks is useless, if you do too much good deeds, others may take kindness as your responsibility, and you are born with power to risk your life to protect us.
What is the saying? Don't be an obligation to be a responsibility, the meaning is pretty much the same.
"Forget it, how do I know what good people think, maybe they save others and they are happy in their hearts?" Li Yulong began to think about which milk tea shop he went to in the afternoon to drink what flavor of milk tea.
Since he became rich, Li Yulong's mouth has become greedy, he wants to eat everything, he wants to drink everything, and he drinks more than a dozen cups of milk tea every day, and the taste changes.
"Aren't you going to take a look?" Lucy didn't know when she ran to Li Yulong's side.
"Oh, isn't Captain America going, just leave it to him." Li Yulong touched Lucy's blonde hair, and was inexplicably excited, this is my girlfriend, the first girlfriend!
Well, it was Li Yulong who unilaterally announced it strongly, and Lucy still didn't admit that Li Yulong was her boyfriend.
This made Li Yulong also a little painful, he snapped, they all lived together, and he still didn't admit that he was his boyfriend, could it be said that this is the usual trick used by girls in the legend - to capture and indulge?
"The man in my mind has always been a great hero who will step on thunder and lightning and wear golden ......armor when I am in danger," Lucy said quietly.
"......" Li Yulong slapped his forehead helplessly, and the equipment was revealed, "You wait for me here, I'll go back to ......" After speaking, he jumped downstairs directly.
"It's not a good sign that you care so much about me, how can you make a man hate a woman? I have to learn, I heard that I get tired of playing and I hate it? That's a loss......" Lucy frowned.
"Alas, let's just think of it as a live superhero fight, anyway, it's nothing, and you can still increase gold coins, why not......" Li Yulong walked into a convenience store with a depressed face.
"Boss, bring me five large bottles of drinks, with different flavors." Li Yulong put the blood-drinking sword on the cash register, and suddenly a sword-shaped shape was concave on the cash register, and a cut slit could be seen where it touched the blade, which made the boss's eyelids jump, this is a real guy who has opened the edge!
Looking at the strange and mysterious armor on Li Yulong's body, the boss immediately determined that this was either a supercriminal or a superhero, and the latter couldn't be provoked, so the former...... Superheroes like to come to my store for drinks, this news is good, I believe it can bring a large number of customers, the boss has a plan in mind.
"Ah, okay, guest, you're a superhero, you're going to fight the bad guys, you don't have to pay for this water, when I thank you on behalf of the American people!" The boss said boldly, and the amount of drinks he chose for Li Yulong was also sufficient, "I have drunk these drinks, and these are very delicious!" ”
"I'll pay the money, if you want to thank me, then give me a free ticket for me to drink water here......" Li Yulong is full of black lines, there are still benefits to being a superhero......
"Okay! I remember your appearance, and you can drink as much water as I enter here in the future! The boss was very bold and agreed to Li Yulong directly.
Grunt, drank a few large bottles of cold drinks, the depression in his heart was a lot less, and he saw that the explosion was still loud on Captain America's side, so he rushed over.
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Captain America looked helplessly at his opponent - a robot with two thin wings on its head, a spirulina on its back, more than two meters high, its hands can emit energy columns, which is hugely powerful, and in addition to a large number of thermal weapons on its body, these weapons are very powerful, and they are a very difficult opponent.
The captain is very aggrieved, his strength is not as good as this iron bump, and the shield can't hit this robot, this robot is obviously so big, but its body is very flexible, and it can also become a fighter to fly around in the sky, and he can only hide in the shield to defend passively.
"I think you should call Tony over and get rid of this shape-shifting robot......" Captain America said loudly behind his shield.
"Tony, we haven't been able to contact him, since the end of the last Kitari invasion, he can't stand the stimulation and has been studying Kitari technology in the laboratory, after all, he was completely cannon fodder in that battle, which is a very big blow to his genius......" Nick's voice came to the captain's ears, "And the little spider we analyzed him and found that he couldn't beat this big guy at all, the other superheroes have gone back to their own turf, and the electric light people are undergoing special training, You know he can't control his energy at all, we don't know who he is, we can't get in touch, and the only one we can do is you......" Nick said helplessly.
“…… All right. The captain reluctantly accepted the reality.
There are many superheroes in the United States, but they are all in their own cities, and they generally don't pay attention to whether their peers next door are being beaten by supercriminals, and only guard their own one-third of an acre, unless they encounter a particularly big event, such as an alien invasion, and then led by S.H.I.E.L.D., they will gather together.
“…… Hey, Captain, you're not in a good situation, how do you feel like you're being beaten? You know, there's a reporter here who is broadcasting live. Li Yulong was watching the play with a drink on the side.
"Why are you here, still watching the show here, hurry up and help!" The fierce missiles were directly bombarding Captain America, so that he did not dare to take the lead at all.
"I didn't want to come, but I saw that you were hanged and beaten, so miserable, so I had to take action!" Li Yulong opened the equipment area of the panel. (To be continued.) )