Five-zero-nine, babbling...... Those little things about love

"Where are you now? Give me a coordinates? ”

The monkey master asked into the communicator, "Or if I give you a coordinate, you will meet me here?" ”

"Let's go find you, your location is very close to us. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Biting's voice interrupted for a moment, and then Dada's wooden voice came from inside: "Please wait for us in the same place, I will arrive soon." ”

"That's fine."

The monkey master and the perverted Qiang found a small forest and got into it, but in fact, the forest was not cooler than the outside, and there was also a piercing cold, and the exhaled breath seemed to be frozen into ice ballast in an instant, this kind of cold should be placed on ordinary people, if there is no polar equipment, it will soon be a ball, and even if the perverted Qiang wears the force field generator can still feel the piercing bones of the outside world, no wonder the dark elves want to escape from this ghost place.

"Do you think the little one is in danger?" Perverted Qiang suddenly looked up and asked, "I'm a little worried about her." ”

"Who?"

"It's the ominous son."

"You said her. Well......" The monkey touched his chin: "A little hanging?" ”

"Huh?"

"Because Zhang Qun is a pervert." The monkey master raised a finger: "He is likely to earn three years of blood and death without loss." ”

"No...... Not really. ”

"Others don't, he is very likely."

When the monkey master said this, the perverted Qiang was a little scared at the time, and he was obviously very relieved to hand over the little girl to the group brothers, but he didn't expect him to do such a perverted thing, I really don't know how I should face the little girl who trusts him so much.

"Okay, just kidding you, Zhang Qun hasn't been perverted to that point, he just wants to train your little girl to be the same person as him."

"Huh?"

"Alright, don't ask too much, I've already stopped him."

"Oh...... However, Lao Lu. Now that there's no one, you can tell me the truth, who are you. Even people like Brother Qun listen to your orders, you must not be simple, right? ”

The monkey master looked up and down at the perverted strong: "What is the difference between you know and you don't know?" I'm not a good person, and there are some things you don't have to know so well. ”

"Actually, I'm just curious, if you don't want to say that, forget it."

The pervert shrugged his shoulders and said with an indifferent face: "Anyway, you are a mysterious person Lao Lu outside, and you have to be the backbone of my little sister protection association in school." ”

The monkey sat on the cold stone and lit a cigarette without speaking, except for the sound of the stone and the land being frozen and cracked by the extreme cold, there was only the sizzle of the monkey smoking in the air.

"That's right, Lao Lu. I ask you, why don't you drink? Logically speaking, you should be the kind of person who gulps down alcohol and eats meat. ”

"You may not believe it, my real enemy is only myself, and alcohol is the only thing that can poison me, if I drink it I can go berserk, and once I can't control myself." The monkey master's eyes narrowed slightly, and his face came to the front of the perverted Qiang: "You all have to die." ”

was startled by the look of the monkey master, the pervert took a deep breath, and looked at the monkey master who had already gotten up for a long time and couldn't say a word, and the whole person looked a little stiff.

This stiffness continued until the sound of people walking around in the cold, hard bushes outside, and the first to walk in was Biting, who was wrapped in thick clothes and looked like a bloated polar bear, followed by the equally bloated Jiang Xin, the two of them were obviously very happy when they saw the monkey master, and as for the perverted ...... They were just amazed at how this guy could wear a tracksuit and not freeze to death.

The last one to come in was the tall Dada, he looked around, greeted the monkey master, and then said without any greetings: "There is an existence of the same level as me here, my advantage is not in the battle, and the climate here really makes it impossible for me to use it." ”

"I see." The monkey stretched his arm: "Aren't I here, and you guys are doing a good job." ”

"Uncle, why are you here?"

Jiang Xin only has a pair of eyes exposed, which looks quite funny, but from the point that she never has to use a wheelchair anymore, she has recovered very well during this time, but her stupidity has not changed, but seeing that this silly girl will not be transformed into such a terrible artificial person again, this is probably the only thing worth gratifying.

"Why did I come back? Ask him. Master Monkey pointed to the silent pervert next to him: "This time I'm here for him." ”

"Hey, what are you doing?" Biting walked over and stabbed the pervert: "Looking at you like this, it's definitely not a good thing." ”

"No, no, no, I ...... I didn't have ......"

"No, you must have something, honestly!"

In the face of Biting's questioning, Perverted Qiang remained silent, but at this time, Master Monkey suddenly said: "He gave the queen of the family." ”

"What!" Biting was struck by lightning: "He? ”

"Isn't that him, who gave the queen of the dark elves, and now the queen is arrested and wants to be beheaded, and he has come to rob the law field." The monkey master said easily, but Biting and Jiang Xin's faces were extremely ugly, and Dada looked directly at the pervert and said coldly, "Do you know what you did?" ”

"Alright, don't bully him, I planned this. But I didn't expect this grandson to be really emotional. The monkey crushed a frozen leaf: "That's why I followed." ”

Biting sneered, she hugged her arms and looked at the pervert: "I can't see it, the kid is quite romantic." ”

"Biting ......"

"Don't call me, yourself, wipe it yourself." Biting's tone was colder than the weather: "I apply to withdraw." “

"Alright." The monkey master waved his hand: "It's too late to put on this gesture, you just have a good impression of him, you can't force people to like you because of this, let me tell you, even if there is no queen, there is a tiger girl." Silly Qiang didn't think about you. “

This kind of thing, probably only the monkey master alone can directly open it like this, after all, this kind of thing has always been separated by window paper, who doesn't think that Biting and Perverted Qiang are a pair when they are in the academy, and over time, even Biting herself feels like this, but this kind of thing is still a matter of two people, and the pervert only treats Biting as a buddy in his heart, so ...... It can only be said that it is a pity.

"Okay, they're all adults, don't bother. How about Dada send you? The monkey master pointed at Dada: "I don't know where it is higher than stupid." ”

Perverted Qiang looked up at Dada, who was at least one meter nine, and nodded silently...... It's a lot taller.

And Biting was made to laugh angrily by the monkey master, but she just smiled and didn't say anything more. But the pervert Qiang walked up to her and began to explain constantly, telling the ins and outs of the matter.

But...... I won't mention what the effect of this explanation is, after all, everyone knows that no matter how much you explain it at this time, it will be in vain, only when Biting's breath is gone, or if you have seen Wei'er with your own eyes, you can count, after all, Wei'er is really better looking than Biting, at least the monkey master thinks so.

"Alright, our squad is assembled, right? You're the second generation of the monkey squad. ”

"Monkey Squad...... It's a familiar name. The pervert was stunned for a moment: "Wait, I seem to have heard it somewhere." ”

"Well, the first generation is Ye Fei, Zhang Qun, Cheng Jiangang, and ......" The monkey master thought for a while, and felt that it was a bit dirty to call Xiaohong directly, so it was better to change the name: "The Red Queen is composed." ”、

God, isn't this the configuration of the legendary squad? The team that has become a legend, others may not have seen it, but Zhang Qun's ability has been witnessed, it is a big man who overturned the army of dark elves, and this person is the person who came out of the legendary team.

And now...... Isn't Lao Lu's identity about to come out?

"Monkey Squad? It's so ugly, I don't ......" Before Jiang Xin finished speaking, she was covered by Biting, whose face suddenly turned flushed, and she asked excitedly: "Really?" Is it true? ”

"Did I lie to you?" The monkey master said disdainfully: "When I go back, I will prepare to receive the badge." ”

"Hooray!"

Biting swept away the haze of perverted strength at that time, and becoming a member of the legendary team is far more exciting than falling in love, okay, what does this mean? This means that the highest-level team on the earth has accepted her, and she has been appointed by the captain, which is a great honor!

"Old ...... Old...... Old Lu ......" The perverted strong voice also began to tremble: "You, you, you...... You ......"

"You're a big mother." The monkey master looked at his watch: "There are still four hours of dawn, and as soon as the morning dawns, your Wei'er will be taken to sacrifice to the sky, what are you going to do?" ”

"I ...... I do not know. ”

At this time, Jiang Xin tugged at the corner of Biting's clothes and asked in a low voice, "Sister Biting, what is the monkey team?" ”

"You're stupid! The Monkey Squad is the strongest team on Earth, didn't you hear just now? Don't you know Calamity Zhang Qun? Also, my idol is Ye Fei! It is said that as an ordinary person, she controls the Super Energy Association and the Red Queen! Did you know the Red Queen? It is said to be the most mysterious team member and the strongest hacker in the world. ”

"Is it really that powerful?" Jiang Xin blinked: "It feels so strong." ”

These people, some are excited, some are confused, some are unknown, in the end, it is still Dada, he stood there from beginning to end without saying a word, his eyes were light, no sadness or joy.

"You kid." Master Monkey slapped him on the chest: "It's good to give me a reaction." ”

"Your command is my mission, teacher."

"Alright, the invisible sycophants are the deadliest, and we still have four hours to prepare. Who comes first? ”

Seeing that the task of the monkey master had come down, the two chattering girls suddenly quieted down, and the perverted Qiang, who didn't know why and didn't know what to do, also turned his head sideways and listened carefully, after all, this time he was helping him rob the Dharma field......

However, when it comes to actual operation, Dada is always the first, this kind of practical person is quite rare, don't look at the usual he doesn't like to talk, but it is still quite reliable at a critical time.

"In terms of absolute force, we have no problem, but you can't directly participate in the battle, so we have to face the most elite Dark Elf Guardian and the demigod psyker. My attributes are not superior, so there will be some trouble. ”

"I'll leave that person to me." Master Monkey smiled and waved his hand: "You can do the rest, you continue." ”

"Okay, this period of reconnaissance has allowed me to figure out the structure of the palace, which is three thousand three hundred and ten meters long and two thousand two hundred and twenty meters wide, and covers an area of about 6.5 square kilometers. To the north of it there is a ceremonial field dedicated to the execution of criminals, while to the east there is a sacrificial platform and large square, and to the southwest is the woods and the river. ”

"If it is according to the teacher, then this queen will be pressed to the altar, and the elf king will have a pledge meeting in the square."

The monkey nodded, thinking that Dada's analysis was in place, in the end, he was the emperor, although he was the king of zombies, but he was also the emperor, this mind was still very good, not an ordinary stupid big man.

"According to the intensity of the troops sent out a while ago, the five of us need to face ......" Dada said this, raised his head and took a breath: "Thirty-five thousand five hundred dark elf warriors, they seem to have this custom, and everyone walks according to this. “

Three hundred and fifty thousand! Everyone present gasped except for the monkey master.,This special game seems to be a bit big?

Maybe many people don't have any concept of 350,000 people, then it can be understood that the number of people in an ordinary university is about 10,000 people, imagine the crowd of people when class and dinner are surging every day. And as long as this population density is multiplied by 35, it is the concept of 350,000 people.

Of course, many people still can't understand that according to the average bus in the morning rush hour, there are about 80 to 100 people, so you can imagine about 3,000 full buses. If this can't be concretized, then there is a last way, which is a railway station, no other railway station, let's say that this Beijing West Railway Station, its average daily passenger flow is 150,000.

Got it...... What is the concept of 350,000 people.

And more importantly, these are warriors, not unarmed civilians, although these numbers are hilarious in front of demigods or powerful people, but don't forget...... The Monkey Master can't be at full firepower, otherwise it will cause the space-time nodes to distort. And the Dark Elves are a standard high-level race, who knows how many demigods they have? Now that only one is exposed, will there be a second or a third?

"You've really made a big mess."

"I'm sorry...... pervert bit his lip, and then raised his head: "Otherwise, I'll go by myself, even if I fail, at least I'll look like a man." ”

And a cold light flashed in Biting's eyes, and then glanced at the monkey master: "No, the monkey team has no tradition of abandoning their teammates." ”

"You're really good at learning and applying." Master Monkey smiled and said, "But what you said is right, get ready." ”