Three hundred and sixty, this is not a drill, repeat this is not a drill.
Who has ever seen such a well-behaved monkey master?
No one has ever seen it! In everyone's mind, this guy is a teddy, every day and every day. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info really, I've never seen such a well-behaved and cute monkey master.
Sitting in a helicopter, legs together, hands on knees, sitting upright, not squinting, and answering all questions, without the slightest bit of mania.
"You're not going to attack us suddenly, are you?" Jian Gang hugged one of the monkey masters' arms and asked like a coquette, "You look so well-behaved." ”
"No, but I won't trust you easily, and if I'm in danger, I'll still activate the defense mechanism." Master Monkey replied to Jian Gang very sincerely: "Let's look at it from another angle, if you were me, and then suddenly you were taken to a helicopter by a group of people dressed like future soldiers with loaded guns, do you say you are not nervous at all?" Actually, I always thought I was a cyber fugitive, but now it seems that I am much better than an internet fugitive. ”
"Rest assured, we're going home now! There are so many people waiting for you at home. ”
Jian Gang's voice was sweet and greasy, not at all like the cold and cold dwarf queen. This made Nephilim, who was sitting across from her, look like he had eaten, and muttered something that he didn't know what he was talking about.
"What do you do?"
The monkey master pointed at Nephilim: "It's also my girlfriend?" ”
"Don't ...... I'm not your girlfriend. Nephilim covered his forehead: "Although I don't have a partner or even a sexual partner, I don't think I'm going to be a faggot yet, I don't mean to discriminate against faggots, I mean faggets deserve to die." ”
"Good." Master Monkey nodded: "If you are also my girlfriend, I will blow your head off." ”
Jian Gang couldn't laugh next to him, although his temperament changed greatly, but the mouth of the watering can didn't change, how could he usually see the scene of Nephilian being sprayed as a dog, that is, he would be a little cowardly in front of the monkey master, after all, even if he lost his mind, he could only have a draw, and now the big saboteur in this situation, the single combat power is estimated to be the first among all the big powers.
"I'm thinking, if you take me to human trials, what am I going to do with you." Although the monkey master has a soft temperament, his mouth is broken: "I should bring a bundle of counseling wires, and when you plan to use me for experiments, turn on the counseling wires, strip off the plastic skin, and tie them to you, so that you can feel the love of the Thunder and Lightning King." ”
The other people in the helicopter didn't dare to laugh, and they turned their heads sideways without saying a word, while Nephilian sighed helplessly: "His personality must have been affected by someone, I remember that he used to swear, but now he is so cheap." ”
"I think it's humor." The monkey raised his head and replied after him: "Actually, I have been studying the difference between humor and personal attacks, and then I discovered a rule, that is, personal attacks on oneself are humor, and personal attacks on others are personal attacks, but I don't like personal attacks on myself, so I can only use this illogical and whimsical language to make you feel humorous." ”
"Okay, okay......" Jiangang waved his hand again and again: "We understand ......"
"Awesome...... My brother. Nephilia's eyes widened, and he looked incredulous: "I'm suddenly a little scared, isn't this guy possessed by something?" I don't feel humor at all, only a strong, where did you learn humor? ”
"Deyun Club Special."
"Okay...... I understand. Nephilim gave a thumbs up: "Awesome! ”
After a few transitions, the monkey master returned to his base camp, and the entire base camp was lit up today, with more than two hundred people arranging the scene, in order to catch the wind and wash the dust for this guy.
And the moment he opened the door, a dark shadow suddenly burst out, shouting in his mouth: "surpr......"
But before she could finish shouting this, the cake in her hand was snatched away, and then the whole thing was buckled on her face......
At that moment, everyone in the audience was stunned, no one could make a sound, and Tana, who was deducted from the cake, was even more confused......
"Don't mess with him!" Jian Gang frowned: "Who allowed you to attack suddenly?" Didn't I make it clear before? ”
Seeing her nervous appearance, the people here suddenly understood something, and consciously retreated five meters away, and no one dared to take a step closer to the monkey master.
At this moment, a person came out from behind the crowd and stood directly in front of the monkey master: "Chuxin ......"
"You recognize the wrong person...... Well? You're familiar, too. The monkey tilted his head and looked at the tassel: "Where have I seen you." ”
Jian Gang shook his head at the unknown tassel, and then clapped his hands vigorously: "Everyone welcomes our boss home!" ”
The applause rang out, and at this time, a little girl looked at the monkey master with bright eyes, looked at it for a while, sighed, turned back to Dia and said, "It's over, I don't know how to explain to Xiao Wu, my father is no longer my father." ”
"Yes, he still is. It's just ......" Jian Gang tilted his head to look at the monkey master, and said with a gentle smile: "It just takes a period of recovery training...... Let him rest in peace. ”
Tassel wanted to say something, but Jiangang didn't let him continue, just hugged her waist and whispered to the side for a while, and then let the monkey master go to his own room.
After the monkey master left, Jian Gang coughed and glanced at Nephiten: "What do you say, I say?" ”
"I'll tell you." Nephilim cleared his throat: "Everyone, please be quiet, I need to make a few points clear to you here. ”
He looked around, and everyone except Tana, who was packing her clothes, stood there waiting for his next words: "Good. First of all, I want to tell you a note, he has no memory of you at all, and he has a self-defense mechanism. Here I criticize Tana by name, you are just fooling around! If your actions are judged to be offensive, he can slap you out of the galaxy. So don't play Surprise anymore, try to chat with him, but don't play the mini-games you played before. Got it? ”
"Got it......"
I was a little trembling when I understood what I said, but I couldn't help it, that guy was a time bomb, a time bomb that could explode at any time, and all he could do now was to slowly dismantle his lead. So then Nephilim continued: "The second point is that you should pay attention, this period is the period of his personality construction, you must not instill strange things in him, otherwise it will be you who will be unlucky in the future, he just has no memory, but his perverted IQ and ability are still there, don't try to play with him, otherwise all the consequences will happen, and you will bear it." ”
"Got it......"
"Third, during this period of recovery, it is best to need him to grow up naturally, we just need to be responsible for guiding, don't deliberately introduce him into the world of superpowers, it is best to let him stay in the conventional world, let him thoroughly understand the operation system of the world first, otherwise it will have a strange impact on his personality construction, don't blame you for not having a good life."
"Got it......"
"Fourth, until he recovers, things here still need to be reported to me, and I am still the supreme commander here for the time being. Until he recovers, Bubu, you're going to have to touch him more during this time. Jiangang and Tassel, the two of you accompany you all the way. ”
"There is an objection!" Tana raised her hand: "I also want to accompany him, he is the husband I am marrying." ”
"Your Royal Highness Princess, you are not suitable, just your surprise hand is enough to lose your qualifications." Nephilim clasped his arms: "If he is in a violent state, let me know as soon as possible." ”
"Understood...... Tana glanced back at Ye Fei, who was silently smoking behind her, and kept glaring at her.
Ye Fei gently extinguished the cigarette and stepped forward: "I agree, I will continue to be in charge of the internal service here, this is the only thing I can do." ”
Her eyes have matured a lot, although she has not experienced the vicissitudes of the world like Jiangang, when the angry Sister Ye Fei has become a Sister Ye Fei who knows how to take my own life, she is the person who can see the way forward the most clearly among all people in many cases, and she is also the person who can put herself in the right position. So compared to the joys and sorrows of others, she seems extremely calm, but this calmness makes her look like a passerby.
"Tassel, go talk to him and tell him your story." Jian Gang smiled generously and said to the tassel who was tiptoeing to look at the monkey master's room: "Don't overstimulate him." ”
The tassels that take off the ancient costume and put on the modern costume are less fairy but more fresh and quiet next door, which is sweet when you look at it, revealing a silly smell of honey.
"Okay......" Tassel jumped out without saying a word.
And Jian Gang smiled, took a bottle of red wine from the table prepared by Master Monkey, and walked to Ye Fei's side: "Yezi, have a drink outside?" ”
"Okay."
And at this time, a gust of wind suddenly blew behind them, and when they turned their heads, they saw the monkey master wearing a sheet, his face smeared with strange paint like an Indian, standing on the table with his waist crossed: "Surprise!"
"My God......" Jian Gang shoved the wine bottle into the hand of Ye Fei, who was so surprised, turned his head and ran over......
"What are you doing?"
"Isn't it a welcome meeting? Do you welcome me? Wouldn't that make you a little happier? ”
Jian Gang looked up at the stupid monkey master in a daze, and suddenly tears flowed out uncontrollably...... She is so grateful to God, such a monkey is so cute and so likable. It's just that...... If he could remember the past, it would be true perfection.
The music sounded, and under the leadership of the monkey master, the atmosphere suddenly became warm, and most of the guys who had been tense for months were tired. The sudden relaxation made everyone can't help but get high.
There were little madmen Tana and Monkey in the house, and the two of them were definitely the heart of the party, and for a while there was a lot of trouble, and the whole hall was filled with the smell of cream and champagne.
"Just take care of the tassels here, let's go sit outside." Jian Gang picked up the bottle of red wine again: "We haven't talked for a long time. ”
"Okay." Ye Fei glanced at Jiangang: "Let's go." ”
The two came outside, the moonlight on the high platform was exceptionally good, and the two delicate girls sat on the extension of the platform, clinking glasses lightly on the TV tower two hundred meters above the ground.
"We grew up together and thought we would always be together for the rest of our lives." Jian Gang took a sip of red wine: "But I don't know anything, the trajectory of our lives has begun to change, and now it has even become a little strange." ”
"yes." Ye Fei drank it all: "It's a little strange, maybe the things we are looking for are different from beginning to end, what I pursue is self-realization, and what you pursue is the warmth you hope for." ”
"Your tone is cold, but it's normal...... We are not what we once were. Jiangang gave Ye Fei a new cup: "I am Jiangang, you are Ye Fei." But you are no longer my Ye Fei, and I am not your Jiangang anymore. ”
"yes." Ye Fei pursed her lips and nodded: "Although I still feel like a relative, my heart is still drifting away." But congratulations, the one who looks like a tomboy the most has become a real princess. ”
"Congratulations, too, that weak princess who finally became the queen who controls everything."
"And he ......" Jian Gang pointed to the lights in the headquarters in the distance: "That guy who has always been domineering and seems to never fail, but has gone through a time that none of us dare to imagine, you know...... If there is anyone in this world who is worthy of my life to give up, it may be him. ”
"It used to be me."
"Not anymore." Jian Gang smiled: "You haven't felt the heat when he sacrificed himself, he chose to sacrifice everything he had in order to be able to have both, I owe him." ”
"Congratulations."
"Congratulations too."
Jian Gang jumped down from the high platform: "Let's go to the lake and relax." ”
"No, I still have work to deal with, and I still have to arrange that guy's recovery schedule and identity."
The two broke up in the dark, and Jian Gang, who once hugged Ye Fei and cried in the cold and rainy night, finally left the person she had been determined to protect all her life.
In fact, it's not that any of them have changed, Ye Fei is still the same Ye Fei, and Jian Gang is still the same Jian Gang, it's just ...... They don't need each other anymore. Ye Fei became one of the most powerful women in the world, and Knight Jiangang also found someone who was willing to let her guard for the rest of her life.
That's probably the best outcome, really.
The happy time continued, Ye Fei sat outside the window and watched everything happy inside, then smiled silently, buttoned the suit, and walked in elegantly through the side door, bypassing the crowd and entering the realm that only belonged to her.
"Mission terminated."
The black shadow appeared behind her, but she didn't look back, just quietly pressed the energy control instrument, and then the energy interference system in the room began to activate, and the black shadow was restrained in an instant.
"What are you going to do?"
"Have you ever heard of crossing a river and demolishing a bridge?" Ye Fei looked at him coldly: "I'm exposed, today I have been warned by Jiangang, I can't cooperate with you anymore, goodbye." ”
"You're going to pay for it!"
"He's back, what about you? What can you do? Ye Fei sneered: "Okay, say goodbye to this world." (To be continued.) )