"Gu Xue, I'm afraid I'm going to have rabies in a while, stay away from me! I'm afraid I'll bite you if I get sick! I see, I won't live long, Gu Xue, I'm afraid I won't have a chance to say it, so I'll tell you now, I love you! Lang Si said.

Gu Xue said: "Lao Lang, you can bite, we can't get out anyway, we will be bitten by a murderer for a while, it is better to let you bite me!" It's good that we can die together! ”

Lang Si said: "Silly girl, didn't you see it just now, the sect leader is really a stunt, you look at his skills, where does the shopkeeper have a chance to bite you, he will definitely be beaten down by the sect leader!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the sect leader flew over and fell right between Gu Xue and Langsi, while the sect leader spat blood from his mouth and his face was bruised.

Gu Xue said: "Look, everyone has to be bitten to death, or, like the sect leader, to be killed." ”

Lang Si stared at the sect leader in a daze and said, "I'll go!" Master? I just looked at the appearance of your generation of grandmasters, why didn't you see you for two seconds, you became like this? I'm so confused! ”

Gu Xue said, "Sect Master, you can't beat him?" ”

The sect leader wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, snorted and said, "Have fun!" I'm here to make him three tricks! ”

As he spoke, the sect leader stood up and said solemnly, "It seems that I should use my true strength to deal with this Protestant, and I can't take it lightly anymore!" Nabs! Look at the moves! ”

The sect leader jumped in front of the shopkeeper several times, fists and feet, the shopkeeper was sincerely afraid, resisting and retreating, obviously the sect leader seized the opportunity.

"It's a beautiful move!" Lang Si couldn't help but praise the sect leader, "Gu Xue, I think the sect leader was really careless just now, and now the sect leader is completely serious, seeing that he has no power to suppress the shopkeeper at all!" This time, the shopkeeper is going to be completely defeated by the sect master! ”

The sect leader shouted: "Move! Then a beautiful roundhouse kick kicked the shopkeeper's cheeks, and the shopkeeper was so big and six thick that he was kicked and fell to the ground, and the shopkeeper was unwilling to get up, but then the sect leader kicked him in the face again, kicking him to his knees.

"You unproductive Lala!" The sect leader pressed the shopkeeper's leg so that he couldn't get up for a while, and the sect leader pointed to his face and said, "Lala has a very respectful attitude towards life, I don't know how the fat goose taught you, and you actually taught a murderer!" ”

The shopkeeper gasped and said, "My sect master's name, you are not qualified to say it!" ”

The sect leader snorted and said, "Brother! It's me the leader of the Lara Sect! The fat goose is a traitor to my Lala religion! He is a self-reliant portal, if you trace the roots, I am your ancestor! ”

The shopkeeper said viciously, "You? Are you still the leader of the Lala Sect? Do you deserve it? Do you have that ability? The real sect leader, only the fat goose is worthy, he is not a traitor to the Lala Sect, the reason why he left the root of the so-called Lala Sect is that you are not qualified for the position of the Lala Sect, you can only bring the Lala Sect worse and worse, and then let you continue to be incompetent! The Lala Sect will be left to disband! That's why the fat goose set up his own door and founded a new Lala religion, and his Lala religion is the real brand! ”

Listening to the conversation between the two of them, Lang Si said to Gu Xue: "Listening to this tone, it seems that the sect leader is not very proficient in the Lala Sect, obviously the Lala Sect was founded by the sect leader?" ”

Gu Xue said: "This is a bit like, blue is better than blue!" The leader founded the Lala Sect, the theory he created, for others, no one's understanding is different, just like a photographer, took a picture, the photographer's understanding of the photo, must be the same as the understanding of others to see the work, can not be completely consistent, some people commented on the superb, so the work was sublimated, the Sect Leader's Lala Teaching, it is estimated that this is the truth. ”

"Deflate!" The shopkeeper heard what Gu Xue said to Lang Si, he looked over and said to Gu Xue and Lang Si, "Girl, your mouth is full of deflats!" Who told you that Lala was founded by this incompetent man? ”

Lang Si looked at the sect leader and said, "It's what the sect leader said himself." ”

The shopkeeper laughed twice and said to the sect leader who was suppressing him: "How can you really blow, and you dare to tell others that you are the founder of the creation of the Lala Sect?" Why don't you tell them that you created the human race? ”

"Isn't the sect leader the creator of the Lala Sect?" Gu Xue couldn't help but muttered about surprise.

The sect leader coughed twice, and he said, "I, the person, hate bragging the most, but there are some words, how to say them, that is...... The key is to understand, what I'm saying is that I have completely reformed the Lala religion, and I have created a new Lala religion, so I think, I'm not wrong, there's nothing wrong with it. ”

Lang Si looked at the sect leader with disdain, and said to Gu Xue: "These days, I really can't trust others easily, I really think that the Lala Sect was founded by him, Gu Xue, you have to beware of others in the future, you can't easily let others fool you!" ”

Gu Xue nodded and said, "I know, thank you for your kind reminder, dear!" ”

Lang Si felt very sweet and happy, he and Gu Xue looked at me and watched your autumn waves throw each other.

The shopkeeper said loudly: "I have been under the Fat Goose Sect Master for so long, and I have indeed met a few shameless disciples, but it is the first time I have seen such a shameless person as you!" ”

The sect leader pressed his leg down again and said, "You are already so virtuous, and you dare to be so crazy, Lao Tzu will crush you to death!" ”

The shopkeeper was pressed to the ground, and he said, "Don't mess with me! ”

As soon as he said this, Lang Si felt a faint pain in the tooth marks on his legs, and he said, "I'll go, this murderer, it's estimated that he will become a dog again!" ”

Gu Xue got into Lang Si's arms, and she said, "Brother, I have a bad premonition!" ”

"What hunch?" Lang Si asked.

Gu Xue said: "I think we are all going to die at the mouth of the shopkeeper!" ”

At this time, the sect leader raised his fist and hammered it on the head of the shopkeeper, and the sect leader said in the hammer: "What! You're at my feet now, what madness do you want to go out of here! ”

The shopkeeper didn't move, just let the sect leader hit him on the head, and after a while, the shopkeeper's voice was abnormal again, and Weng Weng got up.

"Damn!" The sect leader retracted his fists, "Listen to what you mean, have you changed back into a dog again?" Why, do you think you can still turn the sky? ”

The shopkeeper raised his head and shouted at the sect leader.

The sect leader was still holding him down with his feet, and the sect leader bent down to pick up a stone and said, "You have lost your mind and gone crazy again, and I have no choice but to stone you to death, so that you don't bite others and let others get rabies!" ”

The stone was patted, and the shopkeeper's head was very flexible, a spirit dodged at the same time, a bite on the stone, surprisingly, the shopkeeper's teeth bitten the stone directly, this is really not ordinary ruthless, this appearance, people look frightened.

The sect leader hesitated for a moment, he thought that this stone was destined to end the life of the shopkeeper, but at this moment, the shopkeeper rolled to the side, out of the sect master's feet, the sect leader came back to his senses, picked up the stone, and chased after the shopkeeper.

But after the shopkeeper turned into a dog, his reaction speed was much faster than before, and he was caught off guard, and the shopkeeper counterattacked the sect leader.

"Something bad!" Lang Si, who was watching the battle not far away, saw the sect leader raise his foot to kick the shopkeeper, and couldn't help but shout, shouting: "It's not good, the shopkeeper has become a mad dog at this moment, and he can only avoid him from afar, if you kick him with your foot, you won't be bitten by him!" ”

The situation in front of him was really as Lang Si expected, when the sect leader kicked the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper stretched out his mouth and bit the sect leader's thigh.

Just when the shopkeeper's mad dog teeth were about to bite the sect leader's thigh, the sect leader grabbed the shopkeeper's hair, and the shopkeeper moved his head vigorously, but he still couldn't bite it.

"A dog! Get out of the way! ”

The sect leader grabbed the shopkeeper's hair and threw it to the side, and the shopkeeper flew over, really on all fours, and the fall was not light.

Lang Si was dumbfounded, he couldn't help but look at the sect leader with admiration, he said with emotion: "Gu Xue, it seems that we really underestimated the sect leader, the sect leader is really the sect leader, without a few brushes, it's really not good!" ”

Gu Xue nodded and said, "Brother is right, it's true!" Is! ”

The sect leader heard the words of Lang Si and Gu Xue in his heart, and his arrogant posture reappeared, and this time, Lang Si no longer thought that he was pretending, because the facts were in front of him, but seeing the shopkeeper pounce on the sect leader again and again, the sect leader could easily deal with it, his body was like a light swallow, and he turned forward and backward, not losing the beautiful martial arts shots in the movie action blockbuster, and now it seems that the sect leader has become a bullfighter, the shopkeeper is a bull, and the sect leader is holding a red cloth, and he is very experienced in fighting the bull.

Gu Xue and Lang Si looked at each other and smiled, the two of them snuggled up to each other, and it was very sweet.

"That's right, Brother Lang!" Gu Xue thought of an idea, she said, "This battle is really rare and exciting, why don't you pick up the mobile phone next to you and give it to me, I'll open the video and record this paragraph as our souvenir!" ”

Lang Si said: "This is a good idea, when you have nothing to do, take it out and appreciate it, and taste it aftertaste, it must be full of happiness!" ”

The light of the flashlight on the mobile phone was not turned off, Lang Si picked it up to Gu Xue, Gu Xue slid the screen, but prompted to ask for a password, this mobile phone belongs to Gu Jun, Gu Xue asked loudly between the sect leader and the shop owner: "Dad, what is the password of your mobile phone, I want to use your mobile phone and record a video." ”

Gu Jun was about to fall asleep, he was tired and hurt, his heart was haggard, he was shouted by Gu Xue, and his consciousness came to his senses, he was unable to speak loudly, raised his hand, stretched out his fingers, and signaled the password, two, two, three, four.

Gu Xue nodded, turned on the mobile phone system, and was just about to record, but the battle was over.

As a result, the sect leader stood tall and stepped on the head of the shopkeeper.

"Crazy! Bite! The sect leader said proudly, "You think you can do rabid dogs, and I can't do anything about you?" I tell you, I am strong when I am strong! I, the sect leader, don't eat rice! ”

The shopkeeper was beaten back to his original form, he didn't learn how to bark as a dog, he was out of breath, it really took a lot of effort, he sighed, it seemed that he was disappointed, his eyes looked around aimlessly, and when he saw the master's buttocks, his eyes lit up.

Sect Leader Haha, still getting carried away, he looked at Gu Xue and Langsi, and then at Gu Jun and Yang Shan, he said: "The four of you, don't be afraid, keep your stomach in your heart!" No, no, no, it's wrong, put your heart in your stomach, with me, the leader of the Lala Sect, you can rest easy, if there are any difficulties, I will solve them, mountain! I'll move you! Water! I'll move you! You guys...... Yo yo! Rely on! ”

At this time, the shopkeeper quietly touched a stone and threw it at the wound on the sect leader's buttocks, and in an instant, blood burst out from the wound, spraying the shopkeeper's face.

"Yo Yo!" The sect leader lost his strength, covered his hips with both hands, popped, and fell sideways, he said with a bitter face: "You bad person, how can you throw it here!" You foul! ”

"Hahaha......" The shopkeeper struggled to stand up, although he didn't have much strength now, but with this bit of strength, it was more than enough to hit two ordinary people, he stepped on the sect leader's buttocks with his foot and said, "Foul?" Where are the rules? You think it's a boxing match! ”

The sect leader shouted the earth-shattering ghosts and gods.

The shopkeeper looked around and said, "All five of you have to hang, and I have to get hurt!" He suddenly stared at Yang Yi and said, "I almost forgot, you were the first person to provoke me!" I'm going to teach you a good lesson! ”

Lang Si couldn't stand up, he said: "You murderer, don't bully the small with the big!" The little goat is only seventeen, what do you want, just come to me! ”

Yang Shi said calmly: "Uncle Lang, you don't have to worry about me!" ”

The shopkeeper was indeed perverted, he said: "It's interesting, you can protect another person so disregarding your own life and death, brother, I think you like this young man, and you want to marry him?" ”

"Whew!" Lang Si felt disgusted, "I'm his uncle!" ”

The shopkeeper frowned: "What's wrong with his uncle?" Uncle can't mess around! Hahaha......"

Lang Si said, "You are so sick! I mean, I'm his uncle! You fucking pervert! ”

The shopkeeper felt insulted, and he said, "Since you care so much about this young man, then I have to torture this young man to make your heart even more uncomfortable, and then when you are uncomfortable, torture you again, make your heart break, and make your body collapse!" ”

As he spoke, the shopkeeper walked over to Yang Shan.

Gu Xue hurriedly turned on the mobile phone system, pulled down the flashlight software and turned it off with one click.

In an instant, everything went black.

"Yo, girl, what, you still want to play peek-a-boo?" The shopkeeper laughed, "Don't you think there's no point in you playing this!" If you're going to attack me, can you hear exactly where I am? Even if you could, the time you snuck up on me was when I caught you, wasn't it? What are you waiting for, come here! Let me see if you have what it takes, I really want to open my eyes! ”

Lang Si said: "You pervert, I can't figure out why you killed!" ”

Yang Shirt now has some strength, he said: "The reason why the chef shop owner killed his wife is not because she is stingy at all, not because she quit the Lala sect, the most important reason is that the chef shop owner likes men!" And the object of his liking is what he thinks is the sect leader, Fat Goose! ”