Chapter 285: Hair and Manure Smearing the Wall [Happy New Year's Day]

Shit-stirring stick, this little slut is the shit-stirring stick in the author's circle!

This slow-boiled poisonous chicken soup, Liu Yuyan has the urge to open her mouth to scold this little slut!

I don't know how the authors who watched the live broadcast feel now, but I guess they all can't wait to beat Tang Jian up along the Internet!

However, the vast majority of the live broadcast room are readers, viewers or fans of Tang Jian, so there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the live broadcast room, and the crazy scrolling barrage comments are wiped out before they can react except for 666.

In addition, the gifts of the tip keep popping up, one moment sports cars, one moment flowers, one moment cucumbers.

This popularity is so high that it can't be too domineering!

Now, the popularity of watching the live broadcast has exceeded 100,000, and the female hosts have been poured with Tang Jian's poisonous chicken soup and don't know how to take this topic!

This guy is really different, and he doesn't follow the usual path! It's no wonder that he is so notorious in the author's circle, just his mouth can really arouse the hatred of many authors!

Tang Jian said calmly: "Although the chicken soup for the soul I said is a little bit poisonous, but the effect is absolutely good!" ”

The hostess smiled awkwardly: "It's okay for you to be aggressive, I believe that the authors who watch the live broadcast will definitely be stimulated by you, and then be angry, work hard to code words, and move towards the goal of the great god!" ”

If it doesn't exist, it's possible to smear the wall with feces!

Tang Jian continued to pour poisonous chicken soup: "In fact, hard work also depends on personal talent!" Think about it, you racked your brains every day, wasted so much time, and risked frozen shoulder, cervical spondylosis, myopia, etc., but the result is still a mess!

Therefore, hard work may not necessarily lead to success, but if you don't work hard, you will definitely be comfortable! ”

"Poof!"

Liu Yuyan almost couldn't hold back her laughter, this little slut is really cheap and annoying, those authors can't be angry with these words after watching the live broadcast?

The hostess smiled awkwardly again, she couldn't host this live broadcast at all, Tang Jian's character and topic of not playing cards according to the routine were not something that a host of her level could take on at all!

Tang Jian said at this time: "But I still have to remind the majority of authors, remember to pay attention to the combination of work and rest when you code words, especially to protect your eyesight, don't be short-sighted!" ”

Just as the hostess and the authors who watched the live broadcast thought that this guy was actually transgender, he actually knew how to speak human words!

As a result, Tang Jian continued: "Otherwise, in the future, you will go to the construction site to work as a mason, and you will not be able to see the hanging wires clearly, and the walls will not be built up to standard, and the boss will deduct your wages!" ”

“……”

This little slut!

Liu Yuyan was also convinced, she didn't expect this little slut to be so beaten when she poured poisonous chicken soup, especially with this slut's face and tone, it made her feel that she was really blind, and it would fall into the hands of this little slut!

Hey, that's a lot of fun!

120,000 online popularity, it is estimated that thousands of online writers have been stimulated by my poisonous chicken soup, right?

Tang Jian looked at the live broadcast room on the tablet, and Liu Yuyan, who was sitting opposite her live broadcast, showed a disgusted expression, opened her small mouth, and silently gestured to the lips of the three words "little slut".

"Huh? There are fans who let me sing with a barrage! ”

Tang Jian glanced at it, and then said: "The theme of this live broadcast is online articles, isn't it good to sing?" ”

The hostess was just about to speak, and the thing said: "But since there are fans who are so sincere to let me sing, then I will be merciful and sing a new song that none of you have ever heard!" ”

Song?

This little slut has a new song!

I don't seem to have seen him write new songs in the past few days!

Liu Yuyan looked forward to it, she walked directly to the corner and picked up the guitar, and then handed it to Tang Jian, at this time, many viewers in the live broadcast room were attracted by this pair of slender jade hands that suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room!

"! The golden house is beautiful! ”

"Judging from these white and smooth little hands, this is definitely a girl! And it's a girl about eighteen years old! ”

"Judging from the old man's experience, the owner of these hands is either a sister or a sister, this is the rhythm of going to the orthopedic hospital!"

"Nima! You can talk so much with a pair of hands! I can say that one look at these little hands,I know it's a Lori girl.,And it's still a place! ”

"666, everyone knows if it's a place, the big guy can't afford to mess with it!"

……

Tang Jian didn't notice the barrage of these old drivers, he took the guitar handed over by Liu Yuyan and played it......

It sounded a little messy, but it was so chaotic that it gave people a shocking guitar melody that sounded a little explosively, and Tang Jian slapped the strings after playing a few times, making a special guitar accompaniment sound.

Then, with a proud face, he sang:

"How lonely it is to be invincible!"

"Invincible is how, how empty!"

"Alone in the peak, the cold wind keeps blowing!"

"My loneliness, who can understand me!"

Suddenly, Liu Yuyan was almost thundered by Tang Jian's "Invincible", this little slut is too cute, no, it's too bad! He even wrote such a speechless song!

Still invincible and lonely?

Still invincible and empty?

This almost gives people the urge to smoke him, especially since this little slut is still pretending to be squeezing hard in front of him, and even poured so much poisonous chicken soup into the authors who watched the live broadcast!

So now that I hear a song that he owes so much, the authors who have just been hated by Tang Jian can't hold it back!

Tang Jian played the guitar and whistled with a sneering face, this song "Invincible", he had sung it once when he participated in the author training summer camp before, but at that time, only the editors and authors on the scene had heard it, except for these guys, no one else had heard his invincible song!

So singing it live can be said to have caused a lot of movement!

He continued to sing the Divine Comedy with only two lyrics......

"How lonely it is to be invincible!"

"Invincible is how, how empty!"

"She's hiding in the sky, but she can't listen to me!"

"My loneliness, endless loneliness......"

I don't know why, the hostess was conquered by Tang Jian's "Invincible"!

How can there be such a good man in this world!

Even if the results are against the sky, the appearance is so handsome!

It's okay to look against the sky, I didn't expect to be so talented in music and so good at singing!

Of course, these are just some of Tang Jian's advantages, for her, the most awesome thing about this man is the two middle fingers that are so fast that they fly!

After singing this short song "Invincible", Tang Jian still said arrogantly: "Too invincible to find an opponent, this is not only lonely, but also very sad!" ”

Nima, this guy isn't too cheap!

Looking at Tang Jian's expression, those authors who had already been with Tang Jian couldn't stand it, especially those authors who had quarreled with Tang Jian in the Longkong Forum at night, and now looking at Tang Jian's face, they couldn't help but hold back their anger!

Liu Yuyan didn't have any eyes to watch, she suddenly thought, if she recorded the "Entertainment Gossip" program in a few days, would this little slut also fight with Jin Xinxin like this?