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When Huang Xiuxiu and I walked into the back hall, we saw Zhengxiang of the fat man and Sanshao hugging each other, but the posture of the two people hugging each other at this time was very funny, just look at the Huang Sanshao's head inserted on the fat man's chubby chest and make a strange sound, after a while, he actually raised his head again, and put it on the fat man's fat face, and coincidentally, the two mouths faced each other and kissed each other!

When Huang Xiuxiu saw it, she laughed out loud, the laughter was really rampant, and I stepped forward helplessly, and one of them gave a bang and said, "Your sleeping posture is really disgusting!" ”

The two of them were beaten by me and opened their eyes, and when they saw what the other party was doing on their faces, they jumped up together in fright, and because they were relatively thin, they were pushed aside by the fat man's stomach and sat on the ground, and then the two of them began to vomit, as if they wanted to vomit their stomachs!

Huang Xiuxiu smiled: "The scene just now is really fragrant, I think the two of you are quite compatible, otherwise I will match the two of you?" ”

"Phew, what kind of are you girl, I'm a straight man!" The fat man scolded, spitting. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The third young man said angrily: "Sister, can you not be so evil, I don't dare to compliment those disgusting things you see!" ”

Huang Xiuxiu's eyes were cold and said coldly: "Who do you say is disgusting when you look at things?" ”

San Shao was so frightened that he hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Sister, I said that what I watched was disgusting, I was wrong, I was wrong!" But even if Sanshao was wrong, this Huang Xiuxiu still reached out and pinched Sanshao's arm, and Sanshao snorted in pain, like killing a pig!

I saw that Huang Xiuxiu's movements didn't use much strength, so I asked strangely, "Does it hurt so much?" ”

San Shao said: "Of course it hurts, my sister will pinch a little bit of meat, lightly, it hurts more than a needle!" Don't believe you?! He said as he rubbed his arm quickly.

I nodded Huang Xiuxiu said lightly: "Sure enough, the surname is Huang, and the things I see are similar to the surname......" The moment I said this, San Shao looked at me with terrifying eyes, I couldn't believe that I would say such a thing, and waved his hand at me, but I continued to die: "I look very beautiful on the outside, I didn't expect ......" Just as I said this, a pinprick pain came from my arm, and then I let out a painful and twisted sound and widened my eyes and screamed.

At this time, Huang Xiuxiu looked at me with a blue face and said, "Do you feel pain?" It's fat! I dare to say bad things about Huang Niangniang to my face! ”

Later, I learned that this Huang Xiuxiu was called Yang Guifei in the outside world, she was the most jealous, and she would take revenge in person if she had a grudge, once a person who was a little older than him teased her with words, and she actually found an opportunity to bankrupt the family and ruin the family, so few people dared to provoke this aunt.

I'm afraid what I just said was too much, inserted into this aunt's trachea, Huang Xiuxiu's pinching all of a sudden, my arm was numb, and the purple marks that were pinched out were actually better after half a month! Sanshao said that Huang Xiuxiu would find acupuncture points, it seems that this little girl found my acupuncture points.

The fat man looked at my embarrassment on the side, and laughed: "You said you, a big man called an old lady to bully like this, and he was embarrassed to call it out!" ”

Huang Xiuxiu turned around and kicked the fat man at this time, and the fat man was kicked by this, and he actually collapsed the stool under his buttocks, and the whole person sat on the ground and screamed.

Huang Xiuxiu saw the mess in this place, crossed her arms and smiled, then walked to San Shao's side, grabbed his ear with one hand and smiled: "Good, Haitao go back to sleep with me!" Don't run around in the future! ”

The fat man and I leaned together, looked at the three young people who were taken away, looked at the figure that was slowly moving away, looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly, sighed and said at the same time: "Hey, women are really terrible creatures!" ”

Huang Xiuxiu left, the two of us found two more stools to sit down, I looked at the marks on the ground that were kicked by us and smiled bitterly: "Anyway, that woman is really scary, I just want to try how much it hurts." ”

"You're a cat!" The fat man said.

I wondered, "Why do you say that?" ”

The fat man said: "Curiosity kills the cat!" ”

I laughed and said, "It's good that I'm a cat and not a dog, otherwise I'd be a poor single dog!" ”

"Fat man, didn't I accompany you? A maximum of two single dogs! Haha" The fat man looked at his phone and said, "It's three o'clock, isn't it four o'clock?" Let's not sleep. ”

I nodded and said, "Actually, I can't sleep either, I was scared just now!" ”

The fat man asked strangely, "Oh yes! When you said that, I remembered, didn't you sleep with us? Why did you suddenly appear with Huang Xiuxiu? I don't tell me that you were scared enough by Huang Xiuxiu that you couldn't sleep?! ”

I said, "Don't make a fuss, I didn't say that." I said, looking back at the paper man in the spirit shed, Huang Xiuxiu came out suddenly, I haven't asked about the paper man clearly, Wang Pozi and Liu Laoga are gone, now in retrospect, although I know that the coffin is not grandpa, but the feeling of the owner suddenly opening his eyes is really scary, so I jumped over Wang Pozi and Liu Laoga to say not to say, I told what I met by the coffin.

The fat man listened and looked back at the paper men and paper horses and said, "Aren't you dazzling?" ”

I said, "I think so, otherwise how could it be so evil, I opened my eyes when I saw the paper man." ”

The fat man said: "Could it be that you are disrespectful, and your grandfather is angry, so he will deliberately scare you and teach you a lesson?" ”

If I hadn't known that my grandfather had gone to the Yinshan area, I might have been really frightened by this kid's words, but now I'm just curious about the paper man, so I joked: "How come, my grandfather is not a child, not to mention how long I haven't come back?" Why did he scare me, I just wanted to see grandpa? ”

The fat man said: "I have heard a lot of ghost stories of paper people before, saying that the reason why paper people can move is because of the possession of ghosts, and this thing loves to attract evil spirits, and there are also paper people looking for someone to marry and cook for others!" ”

"It's nice to have such good things." I laughed.

The fat man said: "Otherwise, I'll take a look, is it really you wrong?" As he spoke, he got up to see what was going on inside the coffin.

I was shocked when I saw this, I didn't even think that this stunned young man could do anything, if he saw that there was no one in this coffin, but something else, whether the fat man was undercover or not, I would think it would be bad! So I hurriedly stopped the fat man and said, "Hey! Dead fatty, don't move! Anyway, that's my grandfather, you must not be rude! ”

Seeing that I was a little angry, the fat man hurriedly sat back in his seat and said, "Don't I just want to confirm it for you?" If you're not happy, I'm not an ignorant person? ”

I was a little surprised to see him come back so neatly: "Why are you so sensible? “”

Who knew that the fat man's eyes had been roaming over my body, and his expression was stiff and dull, which was very strange, so I asked again, "How are you?" I said, looked at my body, and said, "I don't think I have any flowers on me?" ”

The fat man coughed a few times, raised his hand and pointed to my left shoulder and said, "Then your left shoulder is dirty." ”

I turned my head to look over, suddenly, I saw Zhang Bai Sensen's small head was on my left shoulder Zhang smiled at me, I saw this scene is actually the whole body from the soles of the feet to the brain melon door, shortness of breath, this thing, what the hell,, what is it, I was excited, waved his hand and grabbed the little head, threw it to the ground and scolded: "Laugh fart, you laugh!" ”