The fortune teller was completely stunned, he had calculated his life for so many years, and fooled so many people with his three-inch tongue, but he didn't expect to meet a real master today!

This kid can actually guess his own heart?

Is this a real fortune teller?

Or is it a blind cat running into a dead mouse?

Tang Jian heard the old man's voice again, not to mention, although the anger value consumed by this skill is a little perverted, the effect is also perverted!

Not to mention anything else, even if it is a fortune teller, he feels that he can make a fortune with this skill and go to the peak of life!

After all, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent is invincible.

Can you know the other party's thoughts and thoughts, are you afraid that you won't be able to conquer the other party?

Of course, the premise is that you have an endless amount of rage. Otherwise, according to the consumption of 1000 anger points per second, the anger value he has worked so hard for more than three months is not enough for him to squander half a month.

Tang Jian continued to pretend to say: "If I guessed correctly, you must be wondering if I am a blind cat and a dead mouse now, so I guessed your voice one after another!" ”

it!

What the hell is this kid doing?

How can he guess what I think in my heart?

Tang Jian smiled and replied: "As I said earlier, your fortune-telling method is just a trick to fool people, and I am awesome, because I am the real fortune-telling!" ”

Really?

The fortune teller was seriously suspicious, but Tang Jian's successive words were all aimed at his heart, indicating that this kid did have a hand, probably the so-called psychology, that is, to infer the other party's thoughts through people's expressions, eyes, etc.

This is the same as his fortune-telling principle, but Tang Jian's plug-in is a little too big, so he doubts whether what Tang Jian said is true?

Is this a means of fortune telling?

Or was it lucky that he was hit by nonsense one after another?

"Good luck is also a skill!" Tang Jian said suddenly, as soon as these words came out, the old man was even more dumbfounded!

He looked at Tang Jian sitting in front of him in disbelief, thinking that this kid was too evil!

It's as if you stand naked in front of him, and you can't hide any secrets!

"Young man, did you study psychoanalysis?"

The fortune teller old man was convinced, and now he no longer fantasized about fooling Tang Jian's money, but expressed curiosity about Tang Jian's mind-reading skills, to see if he could understand one or two, so that it would be easier to fool others and tell fortunes to others in the future.

Of course, this can't be said to be a complete fool!

After all, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

If there is no profession of fortune teller, then there will be some people in this world who do not have spiritual comfort.

Although this profession is more superstitious, and even some people tell fortunes purely to fool people and cheat money, some people are willing to be deceived even if they know it in their hearts, because in this way, their souls can be comforted and liberated.

Tang Jian didn't resent the fact that this fortune teller old man planned to fool himself, and what the other party said actually had a certain amount of truth. After all, some things are indeed believed, and if you don't believe, you should be!

Isn't the system in his body the same as superstition?

Who can prove the mystical thing of the system with scientific principles?

He replied to the fortune teller: "Psychological analysis, it can be regarded as such a truth!" Have you ever heard of mind reading, though? Believe it or not, I can read your mind by observing? ”

Mind reading?

The fortune teller looked at Tang Jian thoughtfully, and then said, "You have already read it just now!" How does this work? Do you judge by your expressions and eyes? ”

It was rare for Tang Jian to meet such an interesting old man, and it was the first time in his life that he had talked to a strange old man like this, and the reason why this old man stopped himself was to fool himself and make his own money.

In the past, Tang Jian felt that he would definitely trick this old man, and then tell the old man that he had a bloody disaster, if he didn't believe it, he would beat him until he had a nosebleed, and then ask him if he was very smart?

But now, instead of thinking about tricking the other party and teasing the other party because the other party wanted to fool himself and make his own money, Tang Jian then asked the other party if he was angry, and took the opportunity to earn a sum of anger.

may be because the old man woke himself up with the sentence "Home and everything is prosperous, empathy, all problems are not problems", so Tang Jian felt that even if the other party fooled him, he still relieved his worries.

So this is still different from the nature of a liar, and it is precisely because of this that he stopped and continued to talk so vigorously with such a fortune teller.

He nodded and said nonsense: "Expressions, eyes, body movements, and other details can be used to analyze and judge the other party's inner thoughts, but these are relatively ordinary methods, and my methods are much more advanced, so my methods are equivalent to the rumored mind reading technique!" ”

I almost believed myself!

"Interesting, I was thinking about making you kid a few hundred dollars just now, but I didn't expect your kid to know this!"

The old fortune teller said embarrassedly: "Young man, have you also learned this from others?" Or is it grandpa or someone else who does it? ”

In fact, their fortune-telling profession is also divided into upper and lower nine classes, and some people are particularly powerful in this area, which can really calculate the past and the future, so accurate that it is impossible to refute!

In his opinion, Tang Jian is the kind of fortune teller who is even more powerful than himself, so he can speak so accurately that he can even calculate his own thoughts.

Tang Jian chuckled, a little sarcastic, but not too obvious: "You can't even count me as an orphan, I suggest you don't come out to set up a stall to tell fortunes, otherwise in the near future, you may encounter a bloody disaster!" ”

“……”

Who exactly is the fortune teller?

How do you feel that this kid is telling his own fortune?

The old man was also speechless, but he really didn't guess that Tang Jian was an orphan, but if it was an orphan, then why did he want to count the family before?

Could it be that you just want to give yourself such a dead question?

Boy!

It's really a recipe for stealing chickens today!

Defeated in the hands of this kid!

The old man smiled awkwardly again, his temper was good, except for one time when his face was not very pleasant, he was smiling all the time, giving people a more cordial feeling.

Tang Jian asked, "You don't believe what I said?" ”

The old man suddenly laughed and said: "If I say I believe it, then I will be equivalent to admitting that I am fooling you, and it is equivalent to admitting that I am not accurate in fortune-telling." But if I don't believe it, then you kid can't help but punch me, and let me see blood, which is equivalent to proving that what you said is right! ”

Hey, this old man is witty!

Tang Jian smiled: "Then I have to prepare at least a few million, otherwise if I punch down, if you keep touching porcelain, then I will really be blackened and riddled with scourge!" ”

"So, are you here to tell fortunes for spiritual comfort, or are you here to smash the field?" The old man smiled a little helplessly.

Tang Jian replied: "It's neither fortune telling nor smashing the field. It's just that you stopped me, and I just wanted someone to talk to.

But seeing each other is fate, you are a handful of years old, and now you are still out to set up a stall to tell fortunes, is it too wasteful of life to waste your life? If I'm as old as you, then I'll enjoy my old age, travel to the places I want, or set up a farm, and grow flowers and fruits. ”

"When I was younger, I thought the same thing!" The old man touched the beard that was a little long on his chin, and then sighed: "Young man, when you are old in the future, you will know what it means to live to old age, and to be busy until you are old!"

Of course, you are still young, and there is still a chance to work hard, in case you succeed in your hard work and make a lot of money, you can live the life you said! ”

"I don't have to work hard now, because the money I earn now is long enough for me to live this life!"

Tang Jian didn't want to pretend to be showy, he just happened to talk about this topic, and he just happened to talk about this part.

As for whether it will pierce the old man's heart......

Well, listening to his heart, it seems a little prickly!

It's just that the fortune teller is still a little suspicious in his heart......

After all, Tang Jian looks like he is in his early twenties, and young people of this age are either still in college or have just come out to work for a short time, so it is normal for him to be suspicious.

"Alright! Although wealth should not be exposed, you will not believe it if you don't reveal it! ”

Tang Jian took out his mobile phone, he did not show the number of the bank card that made countless people envious, but opened the writer's assistant, showed the manuscript fee last month, and said: "Na, this is the manuscript fee I earned last month, not much, just one million yuan!" ”

Not much?

Just a million dollars?

The fortune teller almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

It's so angry!

He may not be able to earn a million yuan by telling fortunes for decades, but this kid actually made a million dollars a month?

In these years, writing can actually earn millions a month?

This earns Happy Beans, right?

Tang Jian opened last month's manuscript fee again, and said: "Na, this is last month's manuscript fee, well, there is a book that sells all copyrights, and it makes more than 10 million yuan!" ”

Burst!

This time, it really pierced my heart!

The fortune teller looked at the astonishing figure of the manuscript fee, and he didn't know what to say in his heart!

ran out to set up a stall to tell fortunes at night, and if he didn't make any money, he didn't make any money, but he suffered such a big blow!

I really live to be old, and I am forced to be old!

Tang Jian smiled: "I said master, you are so capable of, so capable of fooling, or you will write like me, maybe you will be a supernatural supreme god in the future!"

Of course, there is also a possibility that writing is worse than fortune telling! After all, 99% of the people who write this stuff don't make a lot of money. ”

“……”

The old man waved his hand and said, "I'm old, I don't have as much ideas as you young people, it's good to come out every day to tell fortunes and waste your time!" ”

Tang Jian was also just talking casually, he looked at the side of the street and said, "There is ordinary happiness in ordinary life, right?" ”

The fortune teller smiled: "So, even if you earn millions a month at a young age, you will still have a lot of troubles, which shows that no matter how much money you have, you may not be able to make life happier and happier!" ”

But if you don't have money, you can't live happily!

That's the reality!

Tang Jian teased: "Then do you have a talisman that can eliminate your troubles?" ”

The old man took out a piece of yellow paper from the drawer that could be worn on his body and folded into a gossip shape, and said: "This is a universal talisman, bringing it on your body can not only drive away villains and drive away ghosts, but also bring you good luck and good luck!" ”

Tang Jian didn't debunk the other party anymore, "Hey, this universal charm must be very expensive, right?" ”

The old man thought for a while, and said fiercely: "You and I are destined, so I will charge you five hundred yuan!" ”

Tang Jian smiled: "Master, you are not kind!" If I hadn't flaunted my wealth, you would have offered a maximum of 100 dollars! ”

"Hehe, it's rare to meet a young man like you, it's not too much to charge five hundred yuan a piece, right?"

If you say this kind of thing to someone else, the other party will definitely have to slap him in the face!

But Tang Jian thought this old man was very interesting, at first he wanted to fool himself to see if he could make a little money, but now he opened his heart and directly stated that he wanted to earn five hundred yuan for himself!

Tang Jian said funny: "It's not too much, but I don't have so much cash on me!" ”

I saw that the fortune teller suddenly took out his mobile phone and said: "Scan the QR code, > awesome!"

Tang Jian was also convinced, he took the universal talisman in front of him, then scanned the QR code with his mobile phone, really transferred 500 yuan to the other party, and asked with a smile: "A broken talisman sells for 500 yuan, I should be the first person to be slaughtered so fiercely since you told your fortune, right?" ”

The old man laughed: "It's not rough, but you won't spend this money in vain, it will definitely help you solve problems in the future and make you go to the next level!" ”

As he spoke, he took out a mirror bag and handed it to Tang Jian, and said, "For the sake of our relationship, this bag will be given to you for free!"

If you feel that one day is wrong or that things are not going well, then you can open this mirror bag, and there will be answers in it to point you to the right path! ”

Scold!

Good fool king!

It's time to fool me!

Tang Jian stopped using the [Mind Reading Technique], he didn't say the other party's thoughts on the spot, and he didn't intend to expose the inside story of the other party's mysterious mirror bag, and said with a smile: "Okay, then let's meet again in the future!" ”

"Don't be in a hurry, add a friend first, and if you want to tell fortunes and buy talismans in the future, you can also chat with me privately!"

"You're still thinking about repeat customers!"

Tang Jian didn't refuse, for the first time in his life, he added a strange old man as a friend, and he didn't know if he had hit an evil ......

However, the depressed mood of the sad face in front of him has now disappeared, and the five hundred yuan is really not in vain for him, because this old man has really given himself some guidance.

There is a good saying.

Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years......