The fat man roared and ran into the car, holding a chicken leg and pointing at the old man and scolding: "You are an old immortal, but you can make me easy to find, just now I deceived me and ran over to deceive my brother!" ”

The old man looked back and saw that it was a fat man, and the sallow old face instantly turned white, but his face leaked a villain-like flattering smile and said, "Oh, isn't this the little brother just now?" It's really fate......"

The fat man carried a big bag of food, walked up to me, picked up the old man sitting beside me, shook his big fat face and said with a smile: "Come on, old man, since we are so fateful, then the money should also go back, right?" ”

I wondered, "What's going on with you?" ”

The fat man waved his hand and said, "What's the matter?" What could it be? I just have a grudge against this old boy! People want faces, trees want bark, telephone poles want cement, you old immortal stripped me of my skin, and I came running! ”

The old man shrunk his neck, clasped his hands into fists and said: "Little fat brother, what you said is not right, you took the initiative to find me, I said it, you believe it, how can I say that I am a cheater with the money I earn by my ability?" ”

"What a clever mouth! Believe it or not, I'm torn up! The fat man stretched out his big fat hand to pull the old man's mouth, who knew that the old man turned around like a loach under the fat man's hand, and then turned around, and ran out of the fat man's palm, the fat man looked at his empty hand, and said with a shocked face: "This old boy has escaped for his life!" ”

The old man smiled and said: "Little fat brother, I see that you are a wealthy person, and there must be countless gold and silver treasures at home, why should you not get along with my little old man?" A few hundred dollars will be given to me, and you will benefit from it in the future! ”

"Benefits?" The fat man snorted coldly and said, "You made that boundless wish, why don't you give me a benefit now!" ”

I saw that the old man was pitiful and thin, so I pulled the fat man and said, "Forget it, seeing that he is old like that, don't pay attention to him." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The fat man said, "It's not about money, it's mainly about losing face, I'm a person who hunts geese every day, and I actually let the geese take their eyes!" If this spreads, how can my fat man still mix in the rivers and lakes! Although the fat man said this, he obviously did not want to be angry with the slick old man, so he sat down on the stool and ate the chicken leg in his hand.

When the old man saw the fat man sitting down, he leaned over again and said, "It's okay, little fat brother, I definitely won't say it, God knows about it, you know it, I know." ”

The fat man said: "This is what you said, if you see you say it, Lao Tzu will abolish you!" ”

The old man hurriedly raised his left hand, raised three fingers and swore an oath: "I swear, if I tell this matter, little old man, I will let my name be reversed!" ”

The fat man said: "Backwards? What's your name? ”

The old man smiled and said, "Little old man, my name is Liu Liu." ”

The fat man drank and said, "You girl, isn't this fucking the same when you think about it and think it back!" ”

I wondered: "Uncle, didn't you say that others call you Mr. Tea?" Why are you still surnamed Liu now? ”

The fat man smiled bitterly and said: "My good brother, I see that you are really stupid in reading, Mr. Tea is Mr. Bai Shi, this old boy is teasing you!" ”

The old man was obviously a little embarrassed and said, "Ah! What's that, isn't it because I'm doing white things, so everyone else calls me Mr. Tea? Haha, the three of us are all New Year's friends, you just call me Mr. Liu. ”

The fat man waved his hand and gave the old man a slap and said, "Mr. Huan, don't be stinky and beautiful, you are an old gazi!" Liu Laoga, hey, this name is good, isn't it a New Year's friend? I'll call you Lao Gatou from now on! "I didn't think that this fat man's ability to give a nickname was also excellent, and I followed him to call the old man Liu Laoga.

Liu Laoga was not angry, but said with a smile: "Whatever, it's just a name." When he said this, he looked at me and the fat man and said, "But I really didn't expect that the two of you actually knew each other, it seems that I am unlucky today, so I have to be careful everywhere." As he spoke, he suddenly glanced at him for some reason, and he looked very unwelcome.

I didn't care about his behavior, but said strangely: "It's not that I don't know each other, but what happened to the two of you?" Why is it time to swear? ”

As soon as the fat man heard me talk about this, he suddenly twisted: "That, it's useless to say it, you ...... it."

Unexpectedly, the old man who had just sworn suddenly exclaimed excitedly: "Hey, little brother, this matter is a long story." Speaking of this, the old man pretended to cough a few times before saying, "Aren't I going back to my hometown?" Originally, my son wanted to give me money, but I didn't ask for it, but on the way here, I felt that it was not good to go back without bringing something, so I pretended to be a fortune teller and sat on the side ......of the road.

The fat man pushed away the old man's face and scolded: "You don't come here, nonsense, Jing can say hello, Xiao Xizi, you don't know, this girl is sitting on the side of the road, and a little kid joined forces to make a blue and white porcelain bowl to fool me, wrap the bowl with a piece of cloth, and then take an antique fragment to expose, I thought it was true at a glance, so I went over to ask, I don't know if I was dizzy or what happened!" ”

I said, "Do you think it's an antique that can come out at that point?" ”

The fat man smiled: "Then who do you see who I am?" ”

But the old man said, "Isn't that still in my hands?" The little old man was merciful at that time, but he cheated you out of 800 yuan, and I also have a conscience! To give you an auspicious number, no matter what, Jiang is still old and spicy, little fat brother, you should pay the tuition! Not expensive"

The fat man sneered: "This is really your good inside and out!" ”

I looked at the posture, this fat man was about to turn over again, so I hurriedly played a round: "Okay, okay, don't be ashamed, there are more than 100 people in total, and I'm not afraid to make people laugh!" ”

The fat man gestured his middle finger to the old man, but Liu Laoga was not angry, and said with a smile: "It seems that the little fat brother and the guy both died in Longquan Town, and I don't know what to call the two?" ”

I saw that the fat man ignored him, so I said to Liu Laoga: "His name is Qiu Hao, I Jingxi, he is my friend, and he is my companion." ”

The old man nodded, but then the fat man asked me with some doubts: "He also went to Longquan Town?" ”

I nodded, "Yes!" ”

The fat man looked back at the old man and said, "What a coincidence?" I just heard you say that you are Mr. Tea, what's the matter? Go back and do white things for someone else's house? The old man nodded, and the fat man said curiously, "Who's home?" Please, you liar! The fat man's tone was full of mockery.

The old man said, "You doll doesn't speak well!" What do you mean by actually, although I lied to you, but I was also a well-known figure in the top few places in Longquan Town back then! When I became famous, you little fat man was probably still in your mother's belly! Let me tell you, it is the famous Jing family in Longquan Town who invited me......" He said this, and suddenly his voice froze and looked at me.

I was stunned, looked at the old man who was also staring at me, and said, "What did you say?" Jingjia? There are a total of several Jingjia in Longquan Town! ”