"At the beginning of the heart, there is a strange person above us. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

When he was sleeping at night, Tassel mysteriously approached the monkey master, pointed to the roof of the building and said, "Is there an assassin?" ”

The monkey master squatted on the quilt, and after hearing the tassel's tone, he pursed his lips disdainfully: "A little second force, I can't afford to kneel down with Lao Tzu." ”

Speaking of this, the monkey master suddenly rolled his eyes, turned around and held Tassel's shoulders with both hands, and said sincerely and seriously: "Tassel, you have done a bad thing!" ”

"Huh?"

What are tassels most afraid of? This stupid axis is not afraid of the sky, and the most feared thing is probably to do something bad that she doesn't know about, in fact, she doesn't know that she is stupid, so she is usually quite careful.

So when she heard the monkey master say that she had done a bad thing, Tassel was not good, and the kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder that scratched her heart made her want to rub the wall with her brain.

"Speak quickly, speak quickly."

"It's late." The monkey master let out a sigh and sighed silently: "Forget it, forget it, so be it." ”

"Excuse me...... Come on, don't say I can't sleep. Tassel sat on the floor and kept shaking the monkey master: "If you don't say it again, the master will practice the family law." ”

When the monkey master saw the fish take the bait, although he was happy in his heart, he turned over quietly: "That strange person upstairs." ”

"He? What's wrong with him? ”

"My wife is gone."

"Why?"

Coming to this point, the monkey master knew that it was almost OK, so he began to tell Liu Songlin about Liu Songlin to the tassel, saying that he was not valued in the sect, and finally fell in love with Yang Qianning and prepared to join the double cultivation, but he was so tossed by the tassel that he wanted to recruit relatives in a martial arts competition, this competition to recruit relatives, doesn't that mean that his wife is gone, after all, Liu Songlin is not a top master, no matter how you look at it, it is not the material that can take the first place.

"Poor ......"

The tassel was made up by the monkey master with a play, "Why can't people who love each other be together, but it has been replaced by memories." I took your photo and found the horizon of the cape, I hope you will appear again", and I was so moved that I was about to cry, sitting there and fantasizing about Liu Songlin's tragic experience before and after.

"Anyone can say it, but you can't say that you are a big villain who thinks he has done good things but has actually done bad things, and you say that you want to establish a sect, and you are also worthy? When the time comes, people say: Oh, that tassel, she just went down the mountain and forced a junior to death, the sect established by such a person must be an evil sect, everyone saw it and ran away. ”

"Ah......h

The tassel was like a lightning strike, and the whole person stood on the spot. She is most afraid that her reputation will become as bad as ****, but now when she says it on her back, it's really the same thing, she just came down the mountain and started to bully men and women, which is simply a loss of conscience and extremely vicious.

"What should I do!"

The tassels were about to cry, and they sat there with grief on their faces: "The original heart, the master begs you, think of a way." ”

"I want to find a way? Did you listen to me when I told you to stop in the afternoon? And throw me out? I don't want to, I want to go. ”

The tassel of the "Chuxin ......" has already begun to choke: "If you don't help the master, the master will have to die in front of you." ”

"Go, go, one person does things and one person does, you have sworn by the sword, I can help a ball." The monkey man pushed away the tassel lying on him: "Let your usual brain be bright, you are always impulsive, and now you are happy?" ”

"The ...... Heart"

The monkey didn't bother to pay attention to her, turned over and picked up the book and flipped it up, letting the tassel shake him beside him, and he stood still.

"It's better than this!" Tassel suddenly had an idea: "You go and take down the first one, and then grab the female doll and return it to him!" What do you think? ”

The monkey master rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid!" Yes? If you do this, you can't offend Qingcheng, Shushan, and those sects that were invited? People are recruiting relatives and sons-in-law through martial arts! Isn't that a slap in the face? If you don't want people, just go up and beat up their people? Doesn't that mean I'm not targeting anyone, but that everyone here is rubbish? ”

"Huh? Oh yes. So what to do! You've got a good brain, think about it! ”

"Oh, now I know I'm out of my head, right? I can't stop it during the day. ”

"Don't I want a daughter-in-law?"

"! Who's your son! Tell me who your son is! Don't take advantage of it like this! The monkey master jumped up from the ground: "You take advantage of me again!" ”

"Oops, I'm wrong." Tassel stuck out his tongue: "Tell me what to do." ”

"You've got to get him first and let him go on his own."

"How's that going to work?" Tassel frowned and pondered: "I don't recognize him again." ”

"Notoriety and help him get to power, you pick one."

"Help him, help him......"

In this way, under the guidance of the monkey master step by step, the tassel finally agreed to help Liu Songlin win this seemingly nothing but actually very important competition to recruit relatives.

But Tassel is also worried, because even a genius like the Monkey Master has undergone ten years of hard training, and if a person with average qualifications wants to improve in a short period of time, he can only use another set of exercises, and this set of exercises may cause people to fall into demons......

"It's a ghost, I've never heard of a demon, the so-called demon is my own mental illness, the late stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I'm still in the devil. I've only heard that the spiritual system can cause people's brains to be uncontrolled, and I really haven't heard of what exercises can be practiced to enter the demons, but I have heard of practicing hemiplegia. ”

"Spiritual?"

"It's nothing, that's what I say." The monkey master pillowed his head with his hands: "If you don't teach him, I'm afraid he won't survive for a few days, and you will still have to be notorious by then." ”

"Hmm...... Then I'll have to ask if they agree. Tassel was worried: "What if people don't want to?" ”

"If you don't want to, you have to be willing, otherwise what should I do? Go to bed first and let him kneel all night, if he can't last all night, he will probably be fine. ”

Sure enough, the monkey master really hung Liu Songlin all night, and in the morning the tassel quietly went up to take a look, and when he came down, he said to the monkey master that the child's eyebrows were covered with frost, and he looked so pitiful.

"Pity is self-inflicted." The monkey master, who was eating breakfast, didn't care at all: "There are so many poor people, who sympathize with them." ”

Although Tassel scoffed at the words of the monkey master, she actually listened to the words of her only apprentice, because she knew that her original intention was much smarter than herself, although she was a master, but except for the swordsmanship stronger than him, everything else was inferior to him, although she was his master all these years, but in fact, Tassel also knew that she was actually taken care of more by her original intention, from daily life to walking the rivers and lakes, it was this little human spirit who took care of her.

"Chuxin, although Master watched you grow up, Master always can't see through you."

"If you can see through it, my life will not be in vain." Master Monkey wiped a handful of soybean milk from the corner of his tasseled mouth with his sleeve: "Yes, a person who can eat a full face no matter what he eats, it's not easy to see through me." ”

After eating early and walking around the morning market a few times, the two returned to the inn one after the other, and the monkey master made a big pot of fruit wine hanging on his waist by the way, he has been a little addicted to drinking this wine recently, and he is uncomfortable if he does not drink half a catty a day.

After going back, he sat in the house and played backgammon with the tassels, and played until noon, when the monkey raised his head and said, "It's almost, upstairs, come down." ”

Soon, after a burst of Suosuo's voice, a haggard boy came in through the window, and when he saw him, even the monkey master was a little surprised, just one night, he could actually toss people like this. Liu Songlin's cheeks are now sunken, his eyes are black, and a dignified red-spike sword fairy actually has exaggerated legs, and he can't stand steadily.

However, looking at his appearance, it is estimated that the psychological blow is far heavier than the physical blow, and it is estimated that it is not only a woman's blow to him, but the disregard of the sect may hit him even more, after all, the fifteen-year-old family actually said that he would abandon him, and he had no affection at all.

"Well, that's it, kid."

The monkey master said a word, and then played backgammon with himself, and the tassel circled Liu Songlin twice in distress: "What a good child, how can it be like this." ”

"Don't mention it, I'm going to cry when I mention him."

The monkey master shot an arrow coldly, and then sure enough, Liu Songlin's tears spurted out, and he stood there crying silently.

That's what it is! The monkey master is very good at giving people hints, although there is only one sentence, but it is enough to fully mobilize people's aggrieved emotions, just like saying to a wronged child, "Mom only likes my brother and doesn't like you", the outpouring of emotions is so simple.

Sure enough, Tassel, who was moved by the cry, sighed softly, turned his head to Liu Songlin and said, "I can help you, but this set of exercises is very evil, if you can't control it, you will be controlled by the demons, are you willing?" ”

"Yes!"

"Do you really want to?"

"I really want to!"

Tassel didn't expect Liu Songlin to be so resolute and sure, she glanced back at the monkey master, hoping that he could give some advice, but the monkey master didn't even raise his head.

"Okay, you come with me."

Saying that the tassel was about to take Liu Songlin away, the monkey master frowned: "What?" Can't let me listen to it yet? ”

"Yes!" Tassel didn't think about it: "With your character, if you are not suitable for this set of exercises, you will practice as an evil king and a young ......"

"What's missing?"

"Shao Hao." Tassel gritted his teeth: "Three hundred years ago, the evil king of the mixed yuan, Shao Hao." ”

"Isn't that the Pandaman Emperor?"

"Huh?"

"It's fine." The monkey master waved his hand: "You go, what to eat at noon." ”

The ******** Burning Monkey Lord rolled his eyes: "Don't talk about chickens, civilized you, me and him." ”

Tassel pursed his lips, turned back to Liu Songlin and said, "Don't pay attention to him, he always talks to himself like this." ”

They didn't come back for lunch at all, the monkey master ate two roast chickens alone and then took a nap, and after waking up, the tassel still didn't come back, and then when it was time for dinner in the evening, she still didn't come back.

The monkey master walked around the room a few times, and then simply picked up the spoon and blew it. Sure enough, before the third spoon sounded, the tassel appeared in front of him.

"What are you doing, just blow the spoon when you have nothing to do."

"Where did you die for so long?"

"Pass on the exercises to him, Shao Hao's exercises are very domineering, and he can improve several levels in a few days, but if no one helps stabilize at the beginning, he may explode and die."

"I thought you eloped with him!"

"If you talk nonsense again, be careful that Master beats you." Tassel angrily pulled the monkey's ear: "Did you hear it!" ”

"Got it, I got it......" The monkey master rolled his eyes and looked at the tassels, and found that this old girl was really beautiful from this angle: "Aren't you hungry if you don't eat at noon?" ”

"I bought two grapefruits." Tassel touched his stomach: "But I'm so hungry now." ”

"Then go eat it."

The two of them seemed to have forgotten Liu Songlin, and it was time to go to bed again after eating and playing. The monkey sat at the window and sighed inexplicably, even after he came out of the mountain, he still lived this kind of life of eating and waiting for death, this is really great, what kind of bullshit disputes in the rivers and lakes, there is an egg relationship with him, there is nothing more fun than picking trouble, if it is really like a tassel, it can make Liu Songlin change from a garbage little deflated three to a super soldier within a few days, then Shushan is really good-looking, as for Liu Songlin's life and death, who cares. Even what about the life and death of all the people in Yang Qianning, Qingcheng Mountain, and Shushan? Even if it's all dead, it's just a big fight!

Let's toss! Let's get busy! Let's fight! This is what the monkey master wants to see, although there is no injustice or hatred, as long as it can make him happy, even if it is a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood.

Thinking of this, he suddenly found that although he had no ability, his personality still didn't seem to have changed much, and there was nothing wrong with being a big demon king......

"The original heart, come and come! There's a finch here with a broken leg. ”

Ten minutes later, the monkey master carefully used two bamboo chips broken off from the bed to put a splint on the leg of a little finch, and applied medicine, and then returned the bird to the tassel: "Don't call me for anything next time." ”

"I'm clumsy, my original intention is the best."

"I knew I was the best." The monkey pouted: "It eats insects, not rice, don't stuff it with rice." ”

With a bird as a pet, Chuxin lay on the bed and played with the frightened finches all night, and deliberately went to the world to find hundreds of various insects to feed it, which is simply mentally retarded......

And the monkey master sat there without speaking, racking his brains to plan how to toss Shushan, he is really full of hope that Shushan will suddenly collapse, but if it is not enough to rely on a quick Liu Songlin, then ......

"Ah, yes. Did you get the roster of contestants? The monkey turned his head sideways and asked the tassel: "Show me." ”

"Yes." Tassel threw a thick booklet to the monkey master: "Shushan sent someone to send it at dinner." ”

The monkey master opened the booklet and saw the column of the list of Shushan above, and the first person in the list was a person named Liang Feifei...... He burst out laughing without warning:

"Hahahaha...... Liang extraordinary. The monkey master patted his thigh and laughed wildly: ", Liang Feifei, hahahaha." (To be continued.) )