Chapter 123: I'll Spit It Out for You
Jigong looked regretful, this was the best thing he could come up with. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info As for the tattered clothes on his body, as well as the tattered fan, they must not be replaced.
He is the reincarnation of an Arhat, and his body is constantly absorbing aura, refining, and expelling some "dirt" all the time.
These "dirt" also contain strong spiritual power, and even a trace of the power of his Arhat's golden body, in this world, it can be regarded as a panacea for all diseases.
But thinking about it, Qiu Ming has a Sumeru ring and this treasure wine jug, so I guess I don't pay much attention to his sweat mud pills.
"Okay, this is for you, it's money for wine." Ji Gong threw it away, and the sweat mud pill fell on the table in front of Qiu Ming without a trace of shaking.
Qiu Ming quickly put it away, this sweat mud pill can definitely be used as an elixir for those who don't know its origin. Qiu Ming can also keep it for backup, maybe when he needs to save his life one day, he won't be disgusted.
"Eat and drink enough, it's time to settle the bill." Jigong wiped his mouth, looking like he was waiting for Qiu Ming to pay for it.
"Little Er, check out!"
"Guest officer, a total of two taels and seven dollars of silver." Xiao Er's face was disappointed, and he blamed the beggar. When other rich children come to their restaurant for dinner, they have to ask a few singers to accompany them, and the wine is also served one pot after another.
Judging from the reward of one or two taels of silver just now, if it is the same as other rich children, why can't this meal be one or twenty taels of silver, then he may be able to mix one or two silver rewards.
Xiao Er glared at Jigong fiercely, it's all your fault! I don't know what kind of good luck I have taken to get this son to invite you to dinner.
Qiu Ming was about to pay for it, but when Jigong saw Xiao Er's eyes, he suddenly waved his hand to stop Qiu Ming: "Slow, when you served the food, did you steal it?" ”
Xiao Er's face was panicked: "Stinky beggar, what do you say, how can I steal food?" You see, I don't have oil on my mouth or hands! ”
As soon as Xiao Er said this, Qiu Ming felt that Jigong had guessed correctly, why should normal people explain it so in the face of such groundless accusations?
But they have all eaten this dish, so how can they prove that Xiao Er ate it secretly? Qiu Ming looked at Jigong and looked at Jigong as if he was confident.
Jigong looked at Xiao Er as if he was drunk: "You have at least stolen a chicken wing and half a fish belly." ”
Xiao Er stiffened his neck and said, "You're drunk, don't lie to me!" ”
The two of them were talking a little loudly, and the shopkeeper also came up from downstairs, what is this Zhang Xiaoliu doing, how can he quarrel with the guests!
He stood outside the door and listened to two sentences, he knew that it must be this Xiaoliu who stole the guest's things, and this is not the first time. However, this matter must not be admitted, otherwise how can the restaurant still do business? And this Zhang Xiaoliu is also his distant nephew.
The shopkeeper walked into the box and saw Jigong, he also frowned, how could such a person enter their restaurant? When other guests see it, how can they eat!
But what made him even more curious was what the boy sitting opposite the beggar was doing, he looked like a scholar. This is Ying Tianfu, throw a brick casually, and it may be a relative of an official, so generally they have to keep a smile on their faces when they meet strangers doing business.
But if the other party really wants to come to Heng, he is not afraid, the big proprietor of this restaurant is Luo Xiangye's son-in-law!
"Two, you said that the shopkeeper of our restaurant stole your food, what is the evidence?" The shopkeeper said slowly. After the dishes were eaten, they said that they were stolen and eaten, did they want to repay the debt!
Even if it was stolen and eaten, how do you prove it? This matter is to go to the government, and they are not afraid of the restaurant.
"Evidence? Simple. Go and get a basin, and I'll show you the proof. When Jigong spoke, he twisted a broad bean and threw it into his mouth.
With a wave of the shopkeeper's hand, Zhang Xiaoliu hurriedly ran downstairs to get the pot. He didn't believe it, how can a basin prove it, even if you put the chicken bones together, I can say that you swallowed the bones!
Qiu Ming was also confused, what do you want a basin for? When the basin was brought, Jigong bent down and bowed his head, Qiu Ming's face was strange, this Jigong should not be going to spit out everything he ate, right?
Nima, this is disgusting too!
The shopkeeper's face is not very good-looking, isn't this person a scoundrel, if the other guests in the private room hear the vomiting sound, in case they smell it again, they won't be open today!
Vomit~~
Jigong really opened his mouth and spit out, but Qiu Ming's pupils shrank suddenly, and what Jigong spit out turned out was a whole carp!
The carp landed in the basin and was thumping! It's just that one thing is very strange, there seems to be a piece missing from the carp's belly.
When he saw this mutilated carp, Zhang Xiaoliu's eyes were about to pop out. Isn't the piece he stole to eat this piece of fish maw!
How is this possible, how can a fish that has already been eaten still be spit out?!
Qiu Ming didn't know, was this an illusion? If it's an illusion, it's okay to say, with Qiu Ming's cultivation speed, it can be used in another two years, but it won't be easy to fool someone who is also a monk.
But if it wasn't an illusion, but some other secret art, it would be terrible!
"Why, you still don't admit it?" Jigong looked at Zhang Xiaoliu playfully.
"Fake, definitely fake. You're a trickster, and this fish must have hidden on you to frame our restaurant. ”
When the shopkeeper heard this, he also reacted that Zhang Xiaoliu couldn't have an accident, otherwise the reputation of the restaurant would be ruined. Besides, how can a dead fish come back to life? The beggar's mouth is so small, how can it be possible to spit out such a big fish?
"What does a fish prove, didn't you say he stole your chickens? Okay, can you spit out that chicken and I'll see it? ”
"Okay, I'll show you." Jigong's face didn't matter.
"Wait a minute, Little Liu, you go and search his body, lest he has something hidden on him." The tricksters don't come out of nowhere, they are all hidden in advance. This restaurant belongs to theirs, so there is nothing wrong with the rest, most likely it is hidden on the body.
Zhang Xiaoliuqiang endured the nausea, covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and touched Jigong's body with the other, Jigong laughed as if he had been touched by itchy flesh.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoliu shaking his head, the shopkeeper immediately had confidence: "Spit out, you spit out a live chicken!" ”
Vomit~~
None of them saw it too clearly, they only felt as if Jigong opened his mouth and spit out, and then a chicken popped out of his mouth and flapped its wings on the ground. What made Zhang Xiaoliumu tear was that this chicken happened to be missing a wing!
Qiu Ming's eyes narrowed, he looked at the table, the fish bones and chicken bones, and they didn't even know when they were gone......