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The bustling city of Tokai is still bustling.

The city center is crowded with people who come and go in a hurry, and the average person can never keep up with the fast pace of the metropolis.

At this moment, a purple-eyed man ignored the traffic rules and crossed the zebra crossing.

"The one who wears the contact lenses! You stop! Seeing this, the traffic volunteers immediately shouted to stop it, "It's a red light now!" Go back! ”

The purple-eyed man stopped in the middle of the road, the rows of cars behind him honking incessantly, but he ignored them.

"Hey! I'm talking about you! The volunteer couldn't help but shout: "Don't stand stupidly in the middle of the road! Don't disturb the traffic order! ”

"Are you talking to me?" The purple-eyed man turned his head expressionlessly, "Is there anything on me that deserves your attention?" I'm supposed to be a worthless being. ”

The volunteer was dumbfounded for a moment, then glared at him and blurted out, "Because your presence is in the way of everyone!" ”

Woo!

Without warning, a car suddenly sprang out of control and crashed directly into the volunteers at the sentry box.

"Ahh The panic happened so quickly that the volunteers didn't have time to react, and for a moment they could only stare at the balls of their eyes as they watched the speeding car run over their fragile bodies.

Bang Bang –

With a crisp snap of fingers, the car that was out of control braked sharply, and it almost hit the volunteer's body.

Poof!

The volunteer sat down on the ground in shock, covered in a cold sweat, and couldn't speak for a long time with his mouth wide open.

"What a will, that's stupid." Seeing all this that he had caused single-handedly, the purple-eyed man sneered lowly, "You obviously ignore traffic rules like me, so you were punished as a so-called volunteer." It's hopelessly sinful. Mortal. ”

Leaving behind a burst of unbridled laughter, the purple-eyed man put his hands in his trouser pockets and strode away from the scene of the accident, leaving only the confused owners and volunteers arguing there.

There is no doubt that the purple-eyed man is Su Shu.

Obviously, the so-called loss of control of the car just now was actually just his illusion to control the owner of the car and scared the volunteer half to death.

Really do whatever you want.

In this world, as long as he wants, he can completely manipulate all mankind to become the king of the world.

It turns out that the real world is just a world without the slightest difficulty.

It's so much fun, but it's also quite boring.

So, he had to find something more interesting to pass the long life.

For example—

Become an idol!

Become a world-class idol!

No matter how bad his singing skills and acting skills are, as long as he is under the control of illusion, the judges will cheer him like an idiot, and then as long as he is well packaged, even if he is a stupid person with incomplete tones, he can immediately turn over and become an idol in the minds of countless people.

After all, going with the flow is the root of humanity.

He seems to see through the world, and makes all kinds of bad comments in his heart, but he seems to forget that he is also a human being full of inferiority.

Forget it, the hypocritical skin of idols is really not suitable for you.

Su Shu has something to do in the downtown area today.

Wait, what else is there to be called a human being who can do whatever he wants to all mankind?

Of course!

His dream now is! Become a teacher!

Well, that's not the case at all.

He just wanted to see what the university hall looked like.

So he came to Tunghai University and walked directly into a classroom without anyone's permission.

With Su Shu's wanton intrusion, the college students all looked at the sudden purple-eyed man in astonishment, only to see him casually push away the teacher who was lecturing, and introduce himself in an unusually serious tone, "Hello students, from now on, I am your Teacher Su." My academic qualifications, graduated from primary school, I didn't finish junior high school, yes, I'm a primary school student, and I don't have any skills, I've been idle at home and haven't worked, so I've been squatting at home for a long time, and my heart is itchy, so I want to come to teach. ”

An elementary school student with contact lenses?

Silly, huh......

There were bursts of laughter in the classroom, and they all thought that Su Shu was just here to be funny, but no one knew that what he said was all the truth, and it was from the bottom of his heart.

"Teacher Su, please speak." When the teacher on the side saw Su Shu, it was like seeing his own father, and his attitude was incredibly respectful, which made the students below finally realize that something was wrong, how could the teacher, who had always been known for being serious and stern, suddenly seem to have changed as if he had changed?

Su Shu nodded and said, "Well, I understand, you can go." ”

"Okay, I'll get out." The teacher nodded and walked away.

At this moment, the entire classroom was silent.

No one gloated because of the teacher's unbearable attitude, after all, the current situation was too weird.

"First of all, the earth is round, and even I, an elementary school student, know common sense." Su Shu picked up the chalk and drew a big circle on the blackboard, and then turned his head calmly, "However, no one has ever taught me why the earth is round?" ”

"Because ......," a bold student replied, "There is gravity, so the earth becomes spherical." ”

Su Shu raised his eyebrows and wondered, "Who created the gravitational force?" ”

The student was stunned and asked, "Gravitation is the most basic rule of physics, you should know it, right?" ”

Su Shu said slowly: "But you tell me, how did the rules of physics come about?" Also, you didn't answer me correctly to the previous question. ”

How did the physical rules of gravity come about?

How can it be!

Current science simply cannot explain how these problems arise in general.

Now all the students came to their senses, and understood that this so-called Teacher Su was simply here to find fault!

Su Shu said unhurriedly: "Anyway, existence is reasonable, even if you explain so much, it's useless." Am I right? ”

Indeed, this is what all the students are saying, anyway, it already exists, and has been used by humans for millions of years, is it necessary to be so stubborn?

"So! I'm going to change your mindset now! Su Shu laughed unscrupulously, turned around and picked up chalk to draw a semicircle on the blackboard, and said, "The earth is square." ”

It's like a nervous disorder.

The students didn't bother to watch it, and even took out their mobile phones and played in class, not wanting to deal with the crazy guys on the podium.

"Well said! Based on my years of painstaking research, I have come to the conclusion that the earth is indeed square! ”

Just when everyone was disapproving, a slightly old exclamation came from the door, and everyone was shocked to find that it was the professor who came, and not only that, but even the dean came, and even the well-known host and videographer followed.

However, it is these well-known and well-known figures who all praise Su Shu's so-called high-minded talk without hesitation, and they all agree that the earth is absolutely square!

"How can you come to the true form of the earth without experiencing the universe and seeing the shape of the earth with your own eyes?" Su Shu was still talking on the podium, and the photographer carried a large piece of equipment to record Su Shu's posture into the lens.

At this time, the well-known host exclaimed excitedly: "This is Mr. Su, who won the highest science award of Norbe with his primary school education!" As long as he says that the earth is square! Then the earth must have changed its square if it didn't run properly! ”

"Well, yes, that's right, that's for sure, that's what world-class authority is!" The professor clasped his arms in his hands, nodded vigorously, and even at the end, he couldn't help but dance with his hands, as if he had won a treasure.

Even professors and well-known hosts have said so......

The Nobel Prize winner actually stood in this somewhat shabby lecture hall, and the reason for winning the award was actually -

Is the Earth really square?!

The students were dumbfounded, feeling as if one of the nerves in their brains was about to burst.

"Be proud! Students, today you will be on the TV screen of the world with me! And my classic truth will be reported in Time magazine of the American Empire as a worldwide academic focus! So destined for today - epoch-making! Hahahahaha——!! ”

The man on the stage who couldn't stop laughing has gone completely crazy!