"Ahem, ahem...... "Ahem" In an abandoned unfinished building in the west of the city, a very strong bald head leaned out, carrying a cigarette, coughing coughing. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The bald head leaned on the balcony, looked at the dark clouds in the sky, and cursed quietly, "Damn, what the hell the weather, it's raining endlessly!" ”

"Early in the morning, what is the noise? Didn't last night's girl serve you well? Behind the bald head, a hunchbacked "old man" with an obscene appearance, a sharp voice, and a strange yin and yang spirit flashed out, put his bald shoulders on his shoulders, and squinted at him and smiled.

"Tsk" smacked his lips with his bald head, and unceremoniously removed his hand from himself, "When will Lao Tzu go out to find a girl and be happy?!" Don't talk nonsense, let the boss hear......"

The bald head didn't continue, and the hunchback looked at the bald head with a sad and unhappy look, but laughed and said, "You think I didn't know that you sneaked out last night and didn't come back until three o'clock this morning?" I saw you come back with a rouge powder smell and a red lipstick line all over your face, and I knew you were going out to be happy. ”

The bald head was stunned at first, and then snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand, looking very dissatisfied, but I don't know why he didn't attack the hunchback after all, he just squinted at the hunchback and snorted coldly and asked: "I didn't expect you to care so much about me, brother, I even remember my words and deeds, I don't know if I smoked you when I shit?!" ”

The hunchback knew that the bald head was provoking him, and he was not angry, "Good brother, brother, I don't mean anything else, don't be angry, everyone is a man in this hanging place, where can you stay young and strong?" It's just that the boss said that we were not allowed to come and go at will, so as not to expose our whereabouts, so ......"

"Humph!" The bald head frowned, lit a cigarette for himself, looked at the scenery outside the building and asked, "It's bad luck for Lao Tzu, I actually put a handle in your hand...... Say, what benefits do you want. ”

Hearing the obscene-looking hunchback here, his eyes immediately lit up, and after looking around to confirm that there was no one, he hooked his bald head and shoulder with one hand and said happily: "My brother is really a refreshing person!" Hahahaha, that's good, that's good! ”

Being hugged by this filthy and foul-smelling, goblin-like guy with his bald head in his arms, there was nothing but disgusting in his heart, and after hurriedly pushing him away, he said, "Okay, okay!" What the hell do you want?! Don't be here with my brother's eldest brother's younger brother's short. ”

Seeing that the bald head was really annoyed this time, the hunchback was embarrassed to get close to him again, and said straight to the point: "I'm not the kind of person who has to ask for a sky-high price and extort money when I get a handle...... We are all brothers, doesn't this hurt the feelings of brothers? ”

"Hehe" The bald head had already scolded the hunchbacked eighteenth generation ancestor in front of him one by one in his heart, but his face was silent, let him speak.

The hunchback seemed to smile, "I'm looking for you to talk, brother, it's nothing more than a reminder, telling you to pay more attention to it, don't break the rules and make people feel more tongue-in-cheek." ”

The bald head listened to the hunchback's "bitter mouth" advice, and finally only replied with "Then what?" ”

"And then? And then...... I know brother, you are the one who takes care of those little sheep, so it must be wrong for you to go out every night to find the chick to be happy, and when the time comes, one or two little sheep will escape, and the boss will blame us for all of us. ”

"So what do you want?! With a hunchback, you talk and go around, I don't know what I'm going to do! ”

"It's nothing, it's just that if my brother can trust me, in the future, brother, you have to go out at night, leave your key and hand it over to me, and I will help you take care of this group of lambs, how about you tonight?!"

The bald head was stunned for a moment, and he didn't understand it a little, touched the key on his waist, and instantly understood, looking at the old ghost in front of him with wide eyes and glaring angrily, "Hmph! How do you know I'm willing?! The boss has also said that these lambs must be well guarded, and they must not be frightened and injured. ”

But at this time, where could the hunchback still listen, staring at the bunch of keys that the bald head saw, he almost flowed down, and for a while he actually shot directly to grab it, "It's okay, it's okay, give it to me!" ”

But where is the bald head willing, relying on his tall and strong figure, he dodged to avoid the hunchback's attack, with a big hand, he grabbed the back of the hunchback's neck and lifted him up, "Say!" What do you want my key for?! I don't know if this is handed over to me by the boss himself? ”

At first, the hunchback tried to struggle, but as the pressure on the bald head on the back of the neck became more and more, and when he was about to crush the hunchback's neck, the hunchback quickly said to forgive, "Good brother! Hurt! Hurt! ”

After a long time, seeing that the hunchback had eaten enough pain, the bald head let go and threw it on the ground and said, "Don't think I don't know what you want to do!" Hum! Lao Tzu is also unlucky, and he will show you! ”

Without saying anything else, the bald head untied a bunch of keys from his trouser belt and threw them in front of the hunchback.

The hunchback turned out to be not a good person, a mouth of dirty sayings was just about to break out, seeing that the bald head finally agreed to drop a bunch of keys, the swear words in his mouth disappeared immediately, not only that, but the hunchback also smiled and picked up the bunch of keys in front of him, held it in his arms and looked at the back of the bald head in the distance, and flattered the horse: "Thank you, third brother!" Thank you, third brother! The little ones must live up to their mission and obey the discipline of those little lambs! ”

The bald head seemed to be holding back the fire in his stomach, and he didn't pay attention to the hunchback stride and walked out, looking like this, I was afraid that he would go to the fireworks alley not far in front of him to vent the fire.

"Hey, hey~" Hunchback looked at the large bunch of keys in his hand, his eyes were straight, he looked demented, he didn't know what he was thinking in his head, and he only heard him muttering to himself: "Great, great!" I've finally got my hands on it! I've finally got my hands on it! I didn't understand a few words, and then I saw the hunchback kissing and licking the keychain without being muddy, and it disgusted me.

I quietly leaned down and stopped looking at the obscene-looking guy, for fear that I would vomit in the next second.

In fact, according to the guidance of the military judge, I found this abandoned unfinished building very early, but even if I ran upstairs and downstairs without seeing a single person's shadow, the only thing I found was a few machines that made metal wire, but I saw a lot of oil stains on the machines, and it was expected that they were used recently, so I was sure that someone must be hiding here, but I couldn't find it for a while, so I climbed over the wall and hid in a remote place, ready to try my luck.

Fortunately, just one day, I heard the sound of the metal door opening and closing from the abandoned building, and after a while, a bald head and a hunchback walked out one after another.

However, after reading it, the doubts in my heart were not alleviated at all, but I felt that there were many doubts here, "Could it be that this is the hometown of the mastermind behind the scenes?" There's no reason for that! There is not even half a ghost fire here, except that it is a little eerie, and they have a mouthful of a lamb in their mouth...... Could it be a black workshop?! ”

I was thinking about it, but I looked up and found that the hunchback was gone, and I was so shocked that I didn't think much about it and immediately chased it out.