Chapter 269: Gossip Mysteries
"Hinata, do you come here every day?"
Seeing Hinata Lei Yu asked subconsciously.
"Hmm............" Hinata nodded lightly with a blushing face.
"No wonder it's so clean, you stupid girl." Hearing Hinata's answer, Lei Yu walked up to Hinata with some pampering and gently touched Hinata's silky hair.
Being touched by Lei Yu, Hinata's face was extremely red and he stood in place at a loss, so cute.
"I have time today, let me teach you something, remember what I told you?" Lei Yu seemed to remember something, and asked Hinata.
"Uh-huh, without your consent, I won't tell, no one will teach, that's afraid of death." Hinata said hurriedly.
"Hmm."
Hearing Hinata's words, Lei Yu nodded with satisfaction.
"First of all, gossip, the gossip you know is just scratching the surface!!"
"The real gossip is vast and profound, and it contains the universe!"
"Bagua is divided into, congenital gossip, acquired gossip, nine palace gossip, Taiji gossip, five elements gossip ............"
"What kind of gossip are you going to learn about?" Lei Yu looked at Hinata Hinata Lei Yu in front of him with a blank face, but his head was big for a while, but he still asked stubbornly.
"I don't know anything about what you said............ Hinata said to Lei Yu very honestly.
Lei Yu; “……………………”
"Take your pick!" Lei Yu really knelt down and said helplessly.
"That...... Gossip about the five elements...... "Hinata Hinata seems to have a little bit of knowledge about wind and fire, so she is also very embarrassed.
As for the other congenital, acquired, nine palaces, tai chi or anything, she had never heard of it, and it was the first time she knew that there were so many classifications of gossip, and it was so complicated that it was impossible to compare with the gossip she knew.
"Okay, the five elements gossip, corresponding to the five elements!"
"Gold-dry, exchange dry for the sky, exchange for Ze!"
"Wood - earthquake, Xun earthquake is thunder, Xun is wind!"
"Tu-kun, Gen Kun is the earth, Gen is the mountain!"
"Water - Kankan for water (moon)!"
"If you want to thoroughly understand the five elements of gossip, you also need to know that the five elements are mutually reinforcing!"
"Wood begets fire, fire begets earth, earth begets gold, gold begets water, and water begets wood!"
"Jin Ke Mu, Mu Ke Earth, Earth Ke Water, Water Ke Fire, Fire Ke Jin!" -
"That'...... What is that wind? ”
Lei Yu's explanation, which completely subverted Hinata's cognition, made Hinata ask weakly.
"Wind is a derivative attribute, not the real five elements, if you really want to divide it, it should be wood, wood produces wind."
"Of course, this derivative attribute is not the only one."
"Wood can also make thunder! Gold can also give birth to thunder and so on."
"This involves the transformation of the five elements, hey, don't ask about that, you better get the gossip first." Lei Yu looked at Hinata Hinata who was already confused, and his head was big for a while, and he hurriedly said to Hinata.
"The gossip of the five elements should be moved by thunder, dispersed by wind, moistened by rain, sun, stopped by gen, exchanged with pleasure, dried by king, and hidden by kun. The emperor was shocked ..............."
"There is a profound meaning in every position, and there is a great power in every position!"
"For example, in the simplest Baguazhang, it is necessary to skillfully use the eight directions north, south, east, west, northwest, southwest, northeast, and southeast!"
"Practitioners are required to change the distance and direction between the enemy and us in the process of constantly walking in circles, avoiding the right and hitting the oblique, and waiting for the opportunity to attack."
"Pay attention to improvisation, and give full play to the flexible characteristics of palm punches and hooks."
"Its methods include pushing, supporting, covering, splitting, bumping, moving, intercepting, taking, etc."
"So although your Baguazhang is a little gorgeous, it is flashy and has no combat value, only things that can hurt the enemy are really good things, and the others are gorgeous, and they are just vases in beauty, and they are useless!"
Lei Yu said patiently to Hinata Hinata.
"Ah, forget it, anyway, this thing is not something you can practice in a day, two days, a year or two, take your time." Lei Yu first felt what it was called; "I'm playing the piano to the cow!!"
"I'm sorry, I'm so stupid............"
Hinata Hinata beside Lei Yu began to sobble sadly, which made Lei Yu's head suddenly grow for a while.
"What's the matter, you're the smartest girl I've ever seen, if someone else had fallen asleep a long time ago, it's already amazing that you can hold on." Lei Yu hurriedly said comforting to Hinata.
"Really?"
Hearing Lei Yu's words, Hinata was suddenly overjoyed.
"Really, it's more real than real gold!!"
Lei Yu wiped his sweat and hurriedly promised.
"Thank you Li Luo, I will definitely not let you down, practice hard." Hinata Hinata wiped his eyes and said heavily to Lei Yu.
"Well, if you can refine it, it is estimated that there are few people in this world who are your opponents." Lei Yu said heavily to Hinata Hinata.
Lei Yu is not bragging, although Lei Yu said it very powerfully, but in fact, Lei Yu himself has only mastered the skin, and he also copied these big truths from that person.
As for the person who listened to the sleep, he was officially himself, if it weren't for that person's patience, Lei Yu wouldn't be able to practice it for eight lifetimes.
Before I knew it, the sun had set, and Hinata Hinata was worried about her family looking for her, so she said goodbye to Lei Yu, and Lei Yu practiced until late at night and then went to rest.
Vertical Sun!
A ray of warm sunlight shone on Lei Yu's cheeks, Lei Yu's body turned, and he directly farted 1 strand to it!!
"There was a fire!!"
At this moment, a coquettish shout made Lei Yu get up in an instant!
"There, there?" Lei Yu hurriedly looked around and said.
"When is it now, Stinky Li Rock is still sleeping, you are finally back now, hurry up and go with us to do the mission, you leave us I don't know how many tasks have been pulled!" Wearing a beautiful cheongsam every day, with white legs, and a hill and a bag on his chest, Lei Yu instantly wanted to wear it, and he couldn't wait to fall into that deep ditch and ravine.
"Humph!"
For Lei Yu's naked gaze, Tian Tian was very happy in her heart, and let her dress up for a few hours in the morning.
"Did you take the wrong medicine every day, why did you think about wearing so beautiful today?" Lei Yu looked at Tian Tian, who had always dressed conservatively, and couldn't help asking.
"So, I wasn't pretty before?" Hearing Lei Yu's words, there was a black line every day.
"No, absolutely not, it's just that you're prettier now!"
When Lei Yu heard the murderous aura, he immediately shook his head and hurriedly explained, now Tiantian is not fat or thin, and his figure is absolutely nothing to say, his body was wrapped up every day before, and he couldn't look at the landscape, but now he is wearing a tight-fitting cheongsam every day, even if he is not worse than Hinata, he is more sexual than Sakura. -
"Humph!"
Hearing Lei Yu's words every day, he couldn't help but snort coldly, which could be regarded as expressing his dissatisfaction with Lei Yu.
Half an hour later, Lei Yu had to accompany Tian Tian to the Hokage's office under the indiscriminate bombardment of Tian Tian.
"Chicks meet again............"
Looking at Tsunade, who was sitting in the Hokage's seat, Lei Yu greeted him.
After seeing Lei Yu on the side, Mute subconsciously stayed away from Lei Yu, and it was obvious that Mute was very uninterested in Lei Yu!!
"Kai, what are you doing here?" Tsunade rolled his eyes at Lei Yu, ignored the other party directly, and then asked Kai.
Kai and Ning Ci, who had been waiting for Lei Yu and the others in the office, heard Lei Yu's pupils shrink, their hearts sank, and they were almost frightened.
They never thought that Lei Yu would dare to be so bold!!
Fortunately, Hokage-sama didn't seem to hear it, otherwise the consequences would be absolutely unimaginable!!
But how do they know that Tsunade didn't hear it, they all heard it clearly, Tsunade is not deaf, as for Tsunade for the club, why don't you answer, wouldn't it be more ugly to answer nonsense, if you are ridiculed by Lei Yu in front of so many people, then Tsunade is tragic, so Tsunade wisely ignored Lei Yu.
"A bunch of cowards!"
Looking at the faces of Kai and Ning Ci, Lei Yu muttered softly in his heart.
"Then I'm here to choose a task to do."
Hearing Tsunade's inquiry, Kai hurriedly replied respectfully, although the other party is a woman, but the other party is one of the three dignified ninjas, Kai does not dare to be disrespectful in the slightest.
"Oh, just take it and look at it."
Tsunade casually threw a scroll and said to Kai. -
"Huh!"
However, just as Lei Yu quickly snatched the scroll from Kai's hand.
"Whoosh!"
Immediately, Lei Yu threw the scroll to Tsunade again.
"What do you do?"
Tsunade looked at Lei Yu's actions, his eyebrows frowned slightly, and the charm was moving.
"Xiao Li, you are too presumptuous!!"
"Shut up!"
"Smack!"
Poor Kai just wanted to teach Lei Yu a lesson, and Tsunade slapped the table, so frightened that Kai didn't dare to speak for a moment.
But at this moment, something happened that shocked everyone!!
"Shut up!"
"Smack!"
Lei Yu also slapped the table.
"You say!"
Looking at Lei Yu's appearance, Tsunade was a little afraid that Lei Yu would have a nervous breakdown, and said softly to Lei Yu.
"I won't take the task below the D level, give me the C level." Lei Yu said lightly.
"Is this kid looking for death, he actually dares to slap the table in front of Hokage-sama, and now he still dares to ask not to take on D-level tasks, that shinobi doesn't do such a task, and you haven't been promoted to the middle ninja, I didn't say anything!!"
Ning Ji thought deeply sarcastically to Lei Yu in his heart, he was already looking forward to someone being taught a lesson by Hokage-sama.
"Okay, here you go!"
Tsunade looked at so many people around him, and he had long wanted to send Lei Yu away, so he casually threw another scroll to Lei Yu. -
"Damn, what's going on, when did Hokage-sama talk so well?"
"Damn, what's going on, when did Hokage-sama talk so well?"
Ning Ci, who saw this scene, was instantly stunned.
"Can we ............ that Hokage-sama too?"
"This scroll is for you, and disappear immediately Don't let me see you."
At this moment, Kakashi Hachiki, who seemed to see hope, appeared in front of Tsunade, and before he finished speaking, the scroll that had just been thrown to Tsunade by Lei Yu was instantly thrown by Tsunade to Kakashi Hagi, where all the D-level tasks were covered, and the tasks below the D-level were already included.
"It's not scientific!!" -
Kakashi Hachiki looked at the scroll in his hand like a dead father, and then looked at the scroll in Lei Yu's hand, how could the gap between people be so big?!
"Still not rolling?"
Tsunade, who was not in a good mood by Lei Yu at this time, instantly shot at Kakashi Hagi with murderous aura in his eyes.
"Huh!"
Looking at Tsunade's appearance, Kakashi instantly disappeared in place, he was really afraid that Tsunade would beat him.
"Am I dreaming?" Kai looked at the scroll in Lei Yu's hand and pinched his thigh fiercely.
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"I'll go, it's true!!"
Kai muttered in pain, he was really shocked by the scene in front of him.
"What happened to this little Li Gangshou? Is that rumor true? Kai looked at Tsunade and muttered in his heart.
"Okay, I'll pick this."
Lei Yu pointed to a C-level escort mission and said.
"Take it."
Tsunade waved his hand impatiently at Lei Yu as if to drive away flies. -
Seeing Tsunade driving people away, Kai immediately walked out with the stunned Ning Ci, and Tian Tian on the side seemed to be wandering into the world, and he also followed Kai out mechanically.
"Niu, you did a good job, you don't have to be so troublesome to take on tasks in the future, haha............"
When Lei Yu was leaving, he gently pinched Tsunade's big plump buttocks, and then disappeared from Tsunade's sight like a runaway.
"This bastard!!"
Tsunade, who was attacked by Lei Yu, wanted to slap someone to death. -
"Tsunade-sama, this guy is too presumptuous, you're a dignified Hokage-sama now!!" Shizune was very angry and said to Tsunade, as for why she didn't dare to face Lei Yu.
First, she is really not sure if she is the opponent of the other party, and second, her deed of sale is still in the hands of the other party!!
"It's not bad, at least this bastard didn't call me a slave in front of everyone." Tsunade said softly.
"Huh?"
"What did I just hear?" Shizune looked at Tsunade in disbelief, as if he'd seen it!!
"Tsunade-sama in her mind actually succumbed to ?!!"
"Heaven, earth, how is this developing!!"
"If you can get the deed of sale back from his hand, I can take that guy down immediately, can you help me get it back?" Tsunade asked, looking at Shizune.
Get back the deed of sale, laugh at her own deed of sale she can't get back, and how can she do things that her master can't do!!
"Do you want to be subject to him for the rest of your life?"
Thinking about Lei Yu's lustful eyes, he couldn't help but sigh deeply, I already knew...... I knew I was going to stop Tsunade no matter what!!
It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in the world, and if you make a mistake, you will hate it for the ages!!
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