Chapter 9 Yang Chan is pregnant
The purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea, the Guanyin Bodhisattva dojo, the land of immortals, is extraordinary.
In the pavilion, Nuwa Niangniang and Guanyin Bodhisattva sat opposite each other, and the golden boy and jade girl brought tea and snacks, and then carefully retreated to the side, not daring to breathe.
As the golden boy and jade girl beside Guanyin Bodhisattva, even in the Three Realms, he can walk sideways, but today's guests are too noble, they have restrained all the arrogance of the past, and they are extremely humble and waiting aside.
"This purple bamboo tea tastes acceptable, please use it." Guanyin Bodhisattva picked up the teacup and said.
Nuwa nodded with a smile and tasted it, only to feel that it was fragrant and delicious, although there was a hint of bitterness, it was sweet in the throat and had a long aftertaste.
"Sure enough." Nuwa sighed in admiration, put down the teacup casually, and looked at Guanyin with a smile.
Guanyin looked back calmly and said, "I don't know if Niangniang is here, what do you think?" ”
Nuwa smiled and said, "Guess. ”
“……”
Guanyin smiled lightly: "Niangniang said that she laughed, how could the poor monk guess Niangniang's thoughts." ”
"Nope." Nuwa shook her head and said, "You must have guessed." ”
“……”
Guanyin was silent for a moment, and sighed lightly: "Why should Niangniang bother with the poor monk? ”
"It's not a matter of care." Nuwa shook her head again and said, "I just hope you and I will help him." After a pause: "Now he is too weak." ”
Looking at each other, Guanyin nodded: "Niangniang doesn't have to be like this, before Niangniang, the poor monk had already given the purple gold bell as a congratulatory gift, plus Niangniang's mountains and rivers and social maps, I believe that few people in the Three Realms can harm him." After a pause: "If it hurts, I'm afraid that the poor monks and mothers can't do anything." ”
Knowing that Guanyin was already one step ahead of her, Nuwa smiled slightly: "Then I'll rest assured." Paused: "What do you have in mind?" ”
"......" Guanyin was silent for a moment and said, "I just want to help him, how can I ...... after that?" Just follow it. ”
Nuwa looked at her for a long time, smiled slightly, got up and said, "I still have some things, so I'll go back." ”
Guanyin got up: "Congratulations to Niangniang." ”
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On the other side, Zuo Xiaoyou and Yang Chan were counting the congratulatory gifts they had received, except for the few innate spirit treasures, peaches, and ginseng fruits, the rest of the things were worth a few things...... Zuo Xiaoyou felt that he could lie down and eat for at least the next hundred years.
"Alright." The mother-in-law looked at the young couple who were obsessed with money, angry and funny: "It's enough for me and your second brother here, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, let's enter the cave room!" ”
Yang Chan's little face was flushed, and she was extremely cute. Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "So there will be Lao's mother-in-law and second brother." ”
"Humph!" Although he was still not very happy with Zuo Xiaoyou, Yang Jian still honestly helped them deal with this congratulatory gift. Not to mention anything else, they must always register these things reasonably, and if there are any good things for these immortals in the future, they will also handle them accordingly. The so-called exchange of courtesies, although it may seem time-consuming and labor-intensive, is a manifestation of social interaction, and as long as certain conveniences are achieved in the future, the 'cost' can be recovered. Of course, it is also possible that you will not be able to use these social resources and lose money in vain. It's up to you to assess the risks yourself.
After Zuo Xiaoyou and Yang Chan left the matter to their mother-in-law and second uncle, they walked into the cave house hand in hand. Of course, the Shanhe Society Diagram, Zijin Bell, Dragon and Phoenix Twin Swords, Mirror, Ginseng Fruit and Peach have all been assigned by the two and carried with them.
Left and right got the mountains and rivers of the society, the purple gold bell, the dragon sword in the dragon and phoenix double swords; Yang Chan got the mirror and the phoenix sword in the dragon and phoenix double swords, and the ginseng fruit and the peach were divided in half.
Although Yang Chan had a little less, she already had Baolian Lantern and Fengyu Jinchai before, and her offense and defense were guaranteed, so she naturally gave him the Shanhe Shejitu and Zijin Ling. And anyone with a discerning eye can see that the congratulatory gifts of Nuwa Niangniang and Guanyin Bodhisattva are obviously given to Zuo Xiaoyou. With Yang Chan's identity, it is not enough for the two goddesses to attach so much importance to it.
In any case, through this wedding, Zuo Xiaoyou can be regarded as a backer. If you want to plot against the left and the right, it is best to weigh whether you can prevent the revenge of Guanyin Bodhisattva and Nuwa Niangniang.
When I entered the cave room, something indescribable happened. Zuo Xiaoyou finally fulfilled his greatest wish after meeting Yang Chan, from now on, he can be with Yang Chan reasonably and legally, and he no longer has to worry about the revenge of his second brother-in-law.
People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and in the following month, Zuo Xiaoyou and Yang Chan's small days are quite moist, and they go to various fairy homes to recognize the door and make friends during the day, and go back to their own little fairy palace at night, and life is boundless.
But a month later, Zuo Xiaoyou is going to Tianhe to take up a post, and Yang Chan is also going to the lower realm to go to his Huashan Three Holy Mother Temple to have a look and solve the request of good men and women. In this way, there is incense offering.
Zuo Xiaoyou arrived at the Tianhe military camp and received a set of golden helmets and armor. This is the standard configuration of General Tianhe, not to mention, he looks quite mighty and handsome, and Zuo Xiaoyou, who was originally bookish, also has a strong heroic atmosphere.
With a dragon sword hanging on his left waist and a golden dragon spear in his right hand, he began to go to work.
As a general, the first thing you need to learn is the ability to command troops and fight. Zuo Xiaoyou had never been a soldier in his life, and only received a week of military training when he was just in high school, so in this life, he could only crawl from the barracks little by little. Fortunately, his cultivation is enough, and he is smart enough, and the progress of learning is very fast, which can be described as a thousand miles in a day, and after just one month, Zuo Xiaoyou has been unanimously recognized and loved by the Tianhe Water Army.
In addition, I watched some books and programs related to military affairs in my previous life, and I have also filmed a lot of war-themed film and television dramas, so I have a better understanding of the training methods of the modern army. Naturally, Zuo Xiaoyou moved these coalition methods to Tianhe, which can be regarded as a pilot barracks.
However, this training method proved to be very effective, and Zuo Xiaoyou not only had to train the combat capability of the Tianhe Naval Army, but also strengthened their ideological and political education, so that they could understand that they were not fighting for the Jade Emperor, but for the Heavenly Court. The duty of a soldier is to obey orders, and the biggest leader of the Tianhe Water Army is Zuo Xiaoyou, so they must also obey Zuo Xiaoyou's orders. In this way, if Zuo Xiaoyou has the heart of rebellion in the future, the Jade Emperor will definitely not be able to mobilize these Tianhe water troops.
In addition to training, Zuo Xiaoyou is also constantly improving the food and treatment of the water army, not only the food has become better every month, but also the treatment has gradually improved every month. For example, the weapons in the barracks have been rebuilt so that the sailors can use better equipment. Moreover, Zuo Xiaoyou eats, lives and trains with the soldiers, never complains about being tired and never falls behind. With such a people-friendly example, how could he not be loved by the soldiers!
However, because the world is peaceful, there is no place to use the Tianhe Water Army, so Zuo Xiaoyou has been training for a month, but the Tianhe Water Army has not fought a decent battle. After a long time, the overactive Tianhe Naval Army was also a little unable to lift its spirits in terms of training. Seeing this, Zuo Xiaoyi immediately began to divide into groups and conduct confrontation training in the army.
Soldiers who perform well in the competition can be promoted, and their remuneration will also be improved. On the contrary, don't complain if you don't behave well, and be your little soldier!
This kind of fair attitude, as well as the rule that no question is asked about the background, only the strength and weakness of the selection, made those soldiers who were quite capable but could not get ahead very excited, and they all geared up to fight. Those who stood above were very nervous, for fear that this confrontation training would be replaced by those below themselves. If you become a subordinate of your subordinates in the future, where will you put your old face?
In order not to lose face, the generals in the top positions also trained very hard and did not dare to relax in the slightest.
Under this system of rules, the whole army ushered in confrontation training.
This confrontation training was divided into two groups, one for offense and one for defense. If the attacking side can finish the defending camp, then the attacking team wins; If the defending side holds the attacker's attack, the defending team wins.
At the end of this confrontation, those who performed well on both sides will be recorded, either rewarded for meritorious deeds or demoted for their crimes.
"This confrontation training lasts for ten days, and after ten days, if the attacker is unable to bring down the defender's camp, the defender wins, and vice versa! Now, the first session of the Tianhe Water Army intra-army competition begins! ”
With the order of Zuo Xiaoright, the Tianhe Water Army was divided into two sides, and the defenders began to set up camp and make protective traps; The attacker begins to explore the defender's camp to devise a plan to break it.
Zuo Xiaoyou has already set up a monitoring circle in all directions of the Tianhe training ground, and every move of both sides is monitored by the magic circle, and once there is an accident, they will start to rescue as soon as possible to ensure the safety of the navy.
Because it was the first confrontation training, both the offensive and defensive sides had no experience, so they could only try. This is obviously unfair to the attacking side, after all, it takes a lot of time for the attacking side to determine the position of the defending side, and if you start to attack, you will not know how to start because of lack of experience.
But what does it matter? The first confrontation between the branches of the armed forces is a process of accumulating experience, and in the process of accumulation, all mistakes can be allowed, and only in this way can the army accumulate enough experience, eliminate all erroneous plans, and enhance the army's combat capability.
That being said, when Zuo Xiaoyou saw through the circle that the offensive and defensive sides had made countless nonsensical mistakes in ten days, it made him laugh enough. It's so funny, it's even funnier than Xing Ye's movie.
After ten days, the attacker did not break through the defender's camp, and the defender won. However, in this offensive and defensive drill, the attacking side found a lot of unpolished jade, and Zuo Xiaoyou spoke and promoted them exceptionally, which moved these people who had never met talents, and they were even more desperate for Zuo Xiaoyou.
Of course, not only on the offensive side, but also on the defensive side, many excellent generals have emerged, at least they have shown very good defensive ability, and they have also been exceptionally promoted by the left and the right.
Some people go up, and some people naturally go down. In the position of the centurion level, the proportion of centurions who have fallen by 30% is quite amazing, and on average, three out of ten centurions are incompetent, and I don't know why they became centurions? Isn't it a relationship behind the scenes?
Zuo Xiaoyou was quickly proven, after the first confrontation training, Zuo Xiaoyou gave the army a day off to let them have a good rest, and on the day of this break, Zuo Xiaoyou was invited by several immortals to be a guest, and then he saw some former centurions who had just been demoted. At the banquet, these immortals touted Zuo Xiaoyou vigorously, and when the wine had passed three rounds and the dishes had passed five flavors, these immortals began to express their relationship with the former centurion openly or implicitly, hoping that Zuo Xiaoyou could 'take care' of them more.
Zuo Xiaoyou sneered in his heart, and then he did 'take care' of these former centurions! Because they have been demoted from the chief to the captain, and some people have even been directly reduced to the small soldiers. The news spread, but those immortals were choked enough: "Piff! He who eats me and drinks me does this to me! ”
But they can't do anything but get angry. After all, Zuo Xiaoyou's identity is very special, and the backers are extremely tough, these immortals will definitely not fight Zuo Xiaoyou for some incapable juniors, so in addition to scolding a few words in secret, they can only be revealed.
But in any case, the prestige of Zuo Xiaoyou in the army is high enough. He really did not ask about his background, but only about his talents. Since the top boss has achieved fairness and justice, the soldiers who are really capable and eager to rise will redouble their efforts, while those who are not capable and unmotivated can only be a small soldier with peace of mind, or quit the Tianhe Water Army.
But those who don't have a backer are just that, those who have a backer, but just run to the second generation of immortals who are gilded by the Tianhe Navy can sit on wax. Quit, I can't explain it to my family; Don't quit, watching your former subordinates become your superiors, that feeling is like falling into a stinky ditch in a brocade dress, it's terrible, and it's disgusting.
In this desperate situation, these immortal second generations left behind their pampered self-esteem, and began to rely on their own skills to be angry and strong, and train hard, so that the vast majority of the immortal second generation slowly rose back to their original position, or even higher. After all, they are the second generation of immortals, and the resources and talents they have received since they were young are stronger than ordinary soldiers, as long as they put in the same effort as soldiers, they will inevitably be stronger than soldiers. As a result, the combat power of the Tianhe Water Army has been continuously improved, and these immortal second generations have gradually been worn off their arrogance and become a qualified army general. At the same time, they were also constantly assimilated by the army, and became a staunch supporter of General Tianhe.
With Zuo Xiaoyou's successful transformation of the Tianhe Water Army, the combat power is getting stronger and stronger, Zuo Xiaoyou is very pleased, just when he was thinking about finding some unpeaceful places in the Three Realms and exercising the army in actual combat, a piece of news made him give up this plan.
On this day, Yang Jian entered the barracks and brought him a surprise with a cold face: "You bastard!" The third sister is pregnant, but you are staying in the barracks! Don't get back to me yet! ”